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* ''Cygnus Threshold'': What's Busta's response to Beano's fate of [[spoiler:being impaled by a surfboard whilst in the midst of a char chase with Adam and Axel in hot pursuit?]]

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* ''Cygnus Threshold'': What's Busta's response to Beano's fate of [[spoiler:being impaled by a surfboard whilst in the midst of a char car chase with Adam and Axel in hot pursuit?]]



--> '''Guard 1:''' [[PrecisionFStrike F--- Mr. X]]!
--> '''Guard 2:''' Nah. I'm with you. I'd rather f--- her. Come on.

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--> '''Guard 1:''' [[PrecisionFStrike F--- Fuck Mr. X]]!
X!
--> '''Guard 2:''' Nah. I'm with you. I'd rather f--- fuck her. Come on.


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* There's some dark comedy in how [[YouHaveFailedMe Jerrin is executed]] in the 2014 revision of ''Origins.'' He reports Blaze's escape and return to[=/=]siege on Edgemont hospital to Mr. X, who then invites Jerrin to join in his midnight steak dinner, offering the doctor a bite and...Shiva shoots Jerrin in the head with a supressed pistol. The comedic part is the obvious plastic sheet that is pointed out lying on thr floor, which X claims is because he was having [[DeadlyEuphemism painting done.]] Of course the sheet is to wrap Jerrin's corpse in.
* Axel doesn't seem too impressed by Onihime and Yasha when they (and Shiva) have him at their mercy and are about to give him the [[ColdbloodedTorture Hummingbird treatment.]]
--> '''Axel:''' Who're the chicks?\\
'''Shiva:''' Shhh. Don't make them mad with sexist comments like that.\\
'''Axel:''' My mistake. Who're the pleasant-looking Oriental psychopaths?
* ''Shadow Hand'' sees the group having to infiltrate a very seedy nightclub in search of Syndicate big wig Ash...while wearing some very uncompromising, leather and PVC-ridden disguises. This includes [[TheComicallySerious Joe Musashi]] and [[{{Cyborg}} Zan.]]


* ''Cygnus Threshold'': What's Busta's response to Beano's fate of [[spoiler:being impaled by a surfboard whilst in the midst of a char chase with ADam and Axel in hot pursuit?]]

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* ''Cygnus Threshold'': What's Busta's response to Beano's fate of [[spoiler:being impaled by a surfboard whilst in the midst of a char chase with ADam Adam and Axel in hot pursuit?]]

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* ''Cygnus Threshold'': What's Busta's response to Beano's fate of [[spoiler:being impaled by a surfboard whilst in the midst of a char chase with ADam and Axel in hot pursuit?]]
--> '''Busta:''' [[IncrediblyLamePun Wipe]]-[[BondOneLiner out.]]

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--> ''(Axel proceeds to sneak up behind both of them and knock them unconscious)''


--> '''Guard 2: Nah. I'm with you. I'd rather f--- her. Come on.

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--> '''Guard 2: 2:''' Nah. I'm with you. I'd rather f--- her. Come on.

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* ''Origins'', the second story in the saga, has a scene where Blaze invokes DistractedByTheSexy on two security guards at the facility she and Axel are infiltrating.
--> '''Guard 1:''' Hey, wait up, honey!
--> '''Guard 2:''' You crazy? [[BigBad Mr. X]] will chew you a new asshole if he catches you gone.
--> '''Guard 1:''' It'll only take a minute.
--> '''Guard 2:''' Mr. X--
--> '''Guard 1:''' [[PrecisionFStrike F--- Mr. X]]!
--> '''Guard 2: Nah. I'm with you. I'd rather f--- her. Come on.
** And mentally [[LampshadeHanging lampshaded]] by Blaze herself:
--> ''How could men be so stupid?''

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