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* The custom's agent on Taris tries to appeal to the Smuggler's sense of morality in order to arrest Beryl Thorne, whom he (correctly) suspects of smuggling artifacts off-planet.

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* The custom's customs agent on Taris tries to appeal to the Smuggler's sense of morality in order to arrest Beryl Thorne, whom he (correctly) suspects of smuggling artifacts off-planet.



** The order in which everyone arrives in Diago's hideout depends on your choices (i.e. whether you told Nariel and/or Zare where Diago is, or whether you sent one or both of them on a wild bantha chase). Both of them ''will'' track Diago down on their own. If, however, you told both Nariel and Zare then truth, then the Smuggler arrives to a tense meeting between the reclusive gangster, his nervous underling, a Jedi, and a Sith -- and promptly gets called out by everyone.

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** The order in which everyone arrives in Diago's hideout depends on your choices (i.e. whether you told Nariel and/or Zare where Diago is, or whether you sent one or both of them on a wild bantha chase). Both of them ''will'' track Diago down on their own. If, however, you told both Nariel and Zare then the truth, then the Smuggler arrives to a tense meeting between the reclusive gangster, his nervous underling, a Jedi, and a Sith -- and promptly gets called out by everyone.



** A female Smuggler will instead flirt with the vapid noble lord, who's quite recepting to her advances. Hilarity ensues, because while his sister and Bowdaar quickly excusing themselves, Corso is a ''tad'' more reluctant to LeaveTheTwoLovebirdsAlone.
** Also during the Alderaan storyline, after Skavak escapes with the hyperdrive you need by trading in a fake head of a Darth who killed the current king's ancestor for it, you can return to the librarian who turned you away the first time, and he goes on about why the head is important to house Alde:
--->'''Librarian:''' The remains of [[InspirationalMartyr Trask's]] murderer will be the perfect peace offering to our king. House Alde [[PunctuatedForEmphasis Must. Have. Your.]] [[OffWithHisHead HEAD!]] [[ThatCameOutWrong Err.. so to speak.]]

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** A female Smuggler will instead flirt with the vapid noble lord, who's quite recepting receptive to her advances. Hilarity ensues, because while with his sister and Bowdaar quickly excusing themselves, Corso themselves [[LeaveTheTwoLovebirdsAlone when the two start flirting]]; Corso, however, is a ''tad'' more reluctant to LeaveTheTwoLovebirdsAlone.
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Also during the Alderaan storyline, after Skavak escapes with the hyperdrive you need by trading in a fake head of a Darth who killed the current king's ancestor for it, you can return to the librarian who turned you away the first time, and he goes on about why the head is important to house Alde:
--->'''Librarian:''' -->'''Librarian:''' The remains of [[InspirationalMartyr Trask's]] murderer will be the perfect peace offering to our king. House Alde [[PunctuatedForEmphasis Must. Have. Your.]] [[OffWithHisHead HEAD!]] [[ThatCameOutWrong Err.. so to speak.]]
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* The custom's agent on Taris tries to appeal to the Smuggler's sense of moralty in order to arrest Beryl Thorne, whom he (correctly) suspects of smuggling artifacts off-planet.

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* The custom's agent on Taris tries to appeal to the Smuggler's sense of moralty morality in order to arrest Beryl Thorne, whom he (correctly) suspects of smuggling artifacts off-planet.



** The order in which everyone arrives in Diago's hideout depends on your choices (i.e. whether you told Nariel and/or Zare where Diago is, or whether you sent one or both of them on a wild bantha chase). Both of them ''will'' track Diago down on their own. If, however, you told both Nariel and Zare then truth, then the Smuggler arrives to a tense meeting between the reclusive gangster, his nervous underling a Jedi, and a Sith, and promptly gets called out by everyone.

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** The order in which everyone arrives in Diago's hideout depends on your choices (i.e. whether you told Nariel and/or Zare where Diago is, or whether you sent one or both of them on a wild bantha chase). Both of them ''will'' track Diago down on their own. If, however, you told both Nariel and Zare then truth, then the Smuggler arrives to a tense meeting between the reclusive gangster, his nervous underling underling, a Jedi, and a Sith, Sith -- and promptly gets called out by everyone.

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** The same scenario plays out between the female Smuggler and the vapid noble lord. Hilarity ensues, especially if Corso is the active companion.

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** The same scenario plays out between the A female Smuggler and will instead flirt with the vapid noble lord. lord, who's quite recepting to her advances. Hilarity ensues, especially if because while his sister and Bowdaar quickly excusing themselves, Corso is the active companion.a ''tad'' more reluctant to LeaveTheTwoLovebirdsAlone.


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** [[SmugSnake Skavak]] has a moment of genuine fear when he and Bowdaar first meet each other over the holo. The Smuggler takes notice, and cheerfully offers to introduce them in person. Skavak hastily declines.
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* The custom's agent on Taris tries to appeal to the Smuggler's sense of moralty in order to arrest Beryl Thorne, whom he (correctly) suspects of smuggling artifacts off-planet.
--> '''Agent Saganti:''' I'm looking for an honest citizen, Captain.\\
'''Smuggler:''' If I see one, I'll let you know.\\
'''Agent Saganti:''' That's funny. [[SincerityMode Really]].


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** The order in which everyone arrives in Diago's hideout depends on your choices (i.e. whether you told Nariel and/or Zare where Diago is, or whether you sent one or both of them on a wild bantha chase). Both of them ''will'' track Diago down on their own. If, however, you told both Nariel and Zare then truth, then the Smuggler arrives to a tense meeting between the reclusive gangster, his nervous underling a Jedi, and a Sith, and promptly gets called out by everyone.
--->'''Zare:''' Why do I get the feeling you're playing us against each other?\\
'''Nariel:''' What's going on?\\
'''Smuggler:''' I'll... tell you when I know you better.\\
'''Tookreek:''' When are you planning on telling ''me'', you backstabbing son of a Hutt?


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** The same scenario plays out between the female Smuggler and the vapid noble lord. Hilarity ensues, especially if Corso is the active companion.
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* After a bit of cat-and-mouse on Belsavis, you manage to track down your target and corner him. He's hiding behind a force field, the Hunter is glowering at him, they're both throwing barbs at each other.... and then Skadge runs in and starts furiously --and ineffectually-- pounding on the force field. Neither the Hunter nor Zale Barrows are impressed.
-->'''Zale Barrows:''' ''(to Skadge)'' Hate to disappoint, but even your thick skull won't break through this force field.\\
'''Skadge:''' ''(to the Hunter)'' What're you standin' around for? Let's blast this place to pieces!\\
'''Hunter:''' I don't throw temper tantrums.\\
'''Skadge:''' ''(petulantly)'' [[IResembleThatRemark It ain't a temper tantrum!]]
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* During the heist on the ''King's Ransom'' at the end of Act 2, you'll be stopped by an Imperial guard who questions your presence on the ship, as they're only expecting a Chiss pilot. [[note]]He says that [[GameplayAndStorySegregation even if the Smuggler is a Chiss]], since the Chiss are not one of the initial playable races for the Smuggler and can be unlocked through the Legacy system. [[/note]] Pick the right dialogue options, and the Smuggler can claim that [[RefugeInAudacity they're here to investigate a report about an attempted robery]]. Your companions catch on and play along, adding their own hilarious commentary. Better yet, ''the guard will believe you!''
-->''[when the guard expresses doubt about the veracity of the Smuggler's story]''\\
'''Risha:''' Come on, who would make up such a ''ridiculous'' story?\\
'''Akaavi:''' Just kill him and [[WeHaveReserves send for another]].
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* Trymbo on Ord Mantell. His delivery and body language is part of what makes it so funny, so a simple transcript does not do this guy justice. You really need to [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rxBA4gWWaeg watch]]. But here's one of the dialogue choices and responses that isn't in the video link:

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* Trymbo on Ord Mantell. His delivery and body language is part of what makes it so funny, so a simple transcript does not do this guy justice. You really need to [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rxBA4gWWaeg com/watch?v=6rsD_z7-yNU watch]]. But here's one of the dialogue choices and responses that isn't in the video link:A highlight:

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** Alternatively, if Guss has joined the crew:
--->'''Smuggler''': First time we run out of spiceloaf, I'm eating Guss.



'''Sith Warrior''': Sure! Don't you eat what you kill?

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'''Sith Warrior''': Sure! Don't you eat what you kill?kill?\\
''(alternatively)''\\
'''Sith Warrior''': And pick my teeth with your bones!



--> '''Tyrek''': So LetMeGetThisStraight, you kidnapped me away from the Republic just so you could go skinny dipping in a toxic waste pit?
-->'''Sith Inquisitor''': A Sith has to find some way to unwind.

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--> '''Tyrek''': So LetMeGetThisStraight, you kidnapped me away from the Republic just so you could go skinny dipping in a toxic waste pit?
-->'''Sith
pit?\\
'''Sith
Inquisitor''': A Sith has to find some way to unwind.\\
''(alternatively)''\\
'''Sith Inquisitor''': [[ComicallyMissingThePoint I assumed I'd be wearing my robes.]]
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** This exchange becomes even funnier if a certain dialogue option was chosen during the intiial class mission on Taris. After Elara's briefing, Jorgan asks the Trooper what they think about Elara's obviously Imperial accent. A Male Trooper can respond that he was so [[DistractedByTheSexy distracted by Elara's looks]] that he didn't hear a word she said. Jorgan, in a rare bro moment, asks the Trooper whether he's going to make a pass at Elara in a tone that somehow manages to convey encouragement, amusement, and the certainty that his CO's advances are going to be summarily rejected all at once.
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** Vaylin says the raiders "can't have accomplished much in the time they were here." [[GilliganCut Cue the incalculable wealth being completely gone]].
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---> '''Outlander:''' <Stab>

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---> '''Outlander:''' <Stab><Stab/Shoot (as appropriate)>

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* On Alderaan, learning that one of your class quests involves Killiks, the dialogue wheel's top prompt is "Bugs?" and the bottom prompt is "Bugs!" Selecting the former, you say "[[ThisIsGonnaSuck Did you say 'native sentient insect species'?]]"Selecting the latter option, you say, "Ah, bugs! My favorite!" which Lady Rist finds a bit unsettling. (Your character can show a lot of fondness for insects on Alderaan, and not just in class quests.)

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* On Alderaan, learning ** Learning that one of your class quests involves Killiks, the dialogue wheel's top prompt is "Bugs?" and the bottom prompt is "Bugs!" Selecting the former, you say "[[ThisIsGonnaSuck Did you say 'native sentient insect species'?]]"Selecting the latter option, you say, "Ah, bugs! My favorite!" which Lady Rist finds a bit unsettling. (Your character can show a lot of fondness for insects on Alderaan, and not just in class quests.)



* While accessing the House Alde library to find a way to get to Nomar Organa, there's a sidequest to corrupt their historical archives, which have display holograms attached. The first five change to show busts of people, presumably historically important Sith or Imperial officials. The last? [[RefugeInAudacity A badly animated hologram of a stripper poledancing.]]
* On Alderaan again: If the Sith Inquisitor has Andronikos in their party while convincing Lady Rist to arrange a meeting with her old flame Nomar Organa, eventually she'll agree with, "Fine, but I'll travel on my own. You'll have to take that surly fellow with you." The Inquisitor then turns to glare at Andronikos, who shrugs innocently as if to say, "Whaaat?" Without a word, their body language just sells it.

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* ** While accessing the House Alde library to find a way to get to Nomar Organa, there's a sidequest to corrupt their historical archives, which have display holograms attached. The first five change to show busts of people, presumably historically important Sith or Imperial officials. The last? [[RefugeInAudacity A badly animated hologram of a stripper poledancing.]]
* On Alderaan again: ** If the Sith Inquisitor has Andronikos in their party while convincing Lady Rist to arrange a meeting with her old flame Nomar Organa, eventually she'll agree with, "Fine, but I'll travel on my own. You'll have to take that surly fellow with you." The Inquisitor then turns to glare at Andronikos, who shrugs innocently as if to say, "Whaaat?" Without a word, their body language just sells it.it.
** One blunt way to point out reality to Nomar:
-->'''Nomar:''' Rehanna, I-I don't know what you're talking about.\\
'''Inquisitor:''' She ''loves'' you, idiot.
** You also can ask for an invitation to their wedding!
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** Instead of an introduction, the Agent goes for their usual IWasNeverHere tactic ("You needn't concern yourself with who I am."), only the giant holo of Arcann to immediately pop up and broadcast the Agent's face and status as a wanted fugitive to everyone on Zakuul.

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** Instead of an introduction, the Agent goes for their usual IWasNeverHere tactic ("You needn't concern yourself with who I am."), only for the giant holo of Arcann to immediately pop up and broadcast the Agent's face and status as a wanted fugitive to everyone on Zakuul.

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** She says the same thing if the Outlander introduces themselves as the Battlemaster (Knight) or Barsen'thor (Consular) of the Jedi Order.



--->'''Smuggler:''' I am shocked ''and'' offended. Really.
--->'''Mona Gale:''' You have any idea?
--->'''Kam Wenden:''' Maybe a stage performer?
** She says the same thing if the Outlander introduces themselves as a Jedi.

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--->'''Smuggler:''' I am shocked ''and'' offended. Really.
--->'''Mona
Really.\\
'''Mona
Gale:''' You have any idea?
--->'''Kam
idea?\\
'''Kam
Wenden:''' Maybe a stage performer?
** She says the same thing if the Outlander introduces themselves as a Jedi.
performer?


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** Instead of an introduction, the Agent goes for their usual IWasNeverHere tactic ("You needn't concern yourself with who I am."), only the giant holo of Arcann to immediately pop up and broadcast the Agent's face and status as a wanted fugitive to everyone on Zakuul.
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-->'''Outlander:''' You were saying?

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