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*** Among those Vader stomped during his search appears to be his old "owner" Watto from the prequel films. Showing Watto beaten to death or just beaten senseless is satisfying to fans who despise either the character or the entire prequel trilogy, and must've been fun for Anakin too.


-->'''Triple-Zero:''' Those poor '''droids'''.

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-->'''Triple-Zero:''' Those poor '''droids'''.'''[[CrossesTheLineTwice droids]]'''.


--> '''Vader'''(accompanied by the Stormtroopers to wield them): I have.\\

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--> '''Vader'''(accompanied by the Stormtroopers to wield them): I have.\\

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* Issue #2 has Vader stowing aboard a robotically-controlled CR-90 remotely attacking imperial transports.
--> '''Pirate'''(rhetorically to the ship): Brought a fine haul of Imperial weapons, have you?
--> '''Vader'''(accompanied by the Stormtroopers to wield them): I have.\\


** In Issue #20, the two droids visit one of Aphra's associetes, so Triple Zero could have his arms replaced, after Chewbacca tore them off in the ''Vader Down'' crossover. When he asks why would a protocol droid need a syringe, Triple Zero claims it's for "medical emergencies". When BT calls him out on the lie, he rejects it with this glorious use of ExactWords:

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** In Issue #20, the two droids visit one of Aphra's associetes, so Triple Zero could have his arms replaced, after Chewbacca tore them off in the ''Vader Down'' crossover. When he asks why would a protocol droid would need a syringe, Triple Zero claims it's for "medical emergencies". When BT calls him out on the lie, he rejects it with this glorious use of ExactWords:


** Another good Palpatine moment as Cylo-V is explaining the work he's done with his various test subjects, the first of which are the Astarte twins, Morit and Aiolin. Raised from childhood to be fanatically loyal to the Emperor, given genetic and cybernetic modifications, intense combat training, and possessing Force sensitivity. Palpatine sees another bonus.

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** Another good Palpatine moment as Cylo-V is explaining the work he's done with his various test subjects, the first of which are the Astarte twins, Morit and Aiolin. Raised from childhood to be fanatically loyal to the Emperor, given genetic and cybernetic modifications, intense combat training, and possessing able to keep up with Vader despite their lack of Force sensitivity.sensitivity due to their many enhancements. Palpatine sees another bonus.


** Aphra, rhetorically or not, asked what the most evil man in the galaxy has ever done to hurt anyone.

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** Aphra, rhetorically or not, asked what the most evil man in the galaxy has ever done to hurt anyone.



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* Our final issue has Aphra fighting some of Cylo's men trying to break into Palpatine's room on the Executor, Aphra utters two utterly golden lines.
-->Leave the poor defenseless emperor alone! What has he ever done to hurt anyone?
** Aphra, rhetorically or not, asked what the most evil man in the galaxy has ever done to hurt anyone.


-->'''Darth Vader:''' I understand you are looking for Commander Karbin. I have found him.

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-->'''Darth Vader:''' I understand you are looking for Commander Karbin. I have found him.


-->'''Aphra:''' Welcome aboard the ''Arc Angel'', Sir Darth Vader. Big fan. Huge. How can I help?\\

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-->'''Aphra:''' Welcome aboard the ''Arc ''Ark Angel'', Sir Darth Vader. Big fan. Huge. How can I help?\\



-->'''Aphra''': How do you feel about a secret mission to [[Film/AttackOfTheClones Geonosis]], Lord Vader?
-->''Beat''
-->'''Darth Vader''': [[BlatantLies I have no]] [[SuspiciouslySpecificDenial feelings regarding Geonosis]].

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-->'''Aphra''': -->'''Aphra:''' How do you feel about a secret mission to [[Film/AttackOfTheClones Geonosis]], Lord Vader?
-->''Beat''
-->'''Darth Vader''':
Vader?\\
''[Beat]''\\
'''Darth Vader:'''
[[BlatantLies I have no]] [[SuspiciouslySpecificDenial feelings regarding Geonosis]].



-->'''Triple-Zero:''' ''(translated from Geonosian)'' Hahaha! You are on fire and also dead.
** After torturing Dr. Cylo-IV, Triple-Zero informs Darth Vader he has GoodNewsBadNews, but minus the bad part. ...from a bad guy's perspective.

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-->'''Triple-Zero:''' ''(translated ''[translated from Geonosian)'' Geonosian]'' Hahaha! You are on fire and also dead.
** After torturing Dr. Cylo-IV, Triple-Zero informs Darth Vader he has GoodNewsBadNews, but minus the bad part. ...part ... from a bad guy's perspective.



* Issue #6

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* Issue #6#6:



--->'''Cylo-V''': They were once mere humans. Now they are something ''more''.\\
'''Emperor Palpatine''': [[BackUpTwin And twins, so I have a spare.]]

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--->'''Cylo-V''': --->'''Cylo-V:''' They were once mere humans. Now they are something ''more''.\\
'''Emperor Palpatine''': Palpatine:''' [[BackUpTwin And twins, so I have a spare.]]



-->'''Triple-Zero''': Those poor '''droids'''.

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-->'''Triple-Zero''': -->'''Triple-Zero:''' Those poor '''droids'''.



-->'''Triple-Zero''': When Mr. IG-90 received a share, I can't help but take my continuing poverty somewhat personally...
-->'''Aphra''': You take your joy in the work.
-->'''Triple-Zero''': I was not locked in a room with a humanoid and a sharp implement, Mistress Aphra. There was little "joy."

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-->'''Triple-Zero''': --->'''Triple-Zero:''' When Mr. IG-90 received a share, I can't help but take my continuing poverty somewhat personally...
-->'''Aphra''':
personally...\\
'''Aphra:'''
You take your joy in the work.
-->'''Triple-Zero''':
work.\\
'''Triple-Zero:'''
I was not locked in a room with a humanoid and a sharp implement, Mistress Aphra. There was little "joy.""joy".



--> I didn't lie. I didn't specify whether I meant to solve or create them.
* Remember how Palpatine told Vader if Vader is going to kill his competitors to make sure he remains unaware of it. Vader, being Vader, in a bit of BlackComedy decides not to bother with this and simply dumps Karbin's corpse at Palpatine's feet.
-->'''Darth Vader''': I understand you are looking for Commander Karbin. I have found him.

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--> I -->"I didn't lie. I didn't specify whether I meant to solve or create them.
them."
* Remember how Palpatine told Vader if Vader is going to kill his competitors competitors, to make sure he remains unaware of it. it? Vader, being Vader, in a bit of BlackComedy decides not to bother with this and simply dumps Karbin's corpse at Palpatine's feet.
-->'''Darth Vader''': Vader:''' I understand you are looking for Commander Karbin. I have found him.


-->'''Cylo-V''': They were once mere humans. Now they are something ''more''.
-->'''Emperor Palpatine''': [[BackUpTwin And twins, so I have a spare.]]

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-->'''Cylo-V''': --->'''Cylo-V''': They were once mere humans. Now they are something ''more''.
-->'''Emperor
''more''.\\
'''Emperor
Palpatine''': [[BackUpTwin And twins, so I have a spare.]]

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*** [[BlackComedy Doubly funny]] when you remember that this is ''exactly'' how Obi-Wan and Yoda seemed to see Luke and Leia.


** After torturing Dr. Cylo-IV, Triple-Zero informs Darth Vader he has GoodNewsBadNews.

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** After torturing Dr. Cylo-IV, Triple-Zero informs Darth Vader he has GoodNewsBadNews.GoodNewsBadNews, but minus the bad part. ...from a bad guy's perspective.

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** In Issue #20, the two droids visit one of Aphra's associetes, so Triple Zero could have his arms replaced, after Chewbacca tore them off in the ''Vader Down'' crossover. When he asks why would a protocol droid need a syringe, Triple Zero claims it's for "medical emergencies". When BT calls him out on the lie, he rejects it with this glorious use of ExactWords:
--> I didn't lie. I didn't specify whether I meant to solve or create them.

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* Remember how Palpatine told Vader if Vader is going to kill his competitors to make sure he remains unaware of it. Vader, being Vader, in a bit of BlackComedy decides not to bother with this and simply dumps Karbin's corpse at Palpatine's feet.
-->'''Darth Vader''': I understand you are looking for Commander Karbin. I have found him.

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