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-->'''Granny:''' And so...he dialed back on the bears!

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-->'''Granny:''' And so...he dialed back on the bears!bears!

-->"Your dumb ass brought rebar to a gunfight!...so did I. Guess that makes this a rebar fight."


-->'''Early''': [[ThereIsNoKillLikeOverkill FIRE THE DAMN LASERS!]]

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-->'''Early''': -->'''Early:''' [[ThereIsNoKillLikeOverkill FIRE THE DAMN LASERS!]]



-->'''Early''': He was th'only one who ever truly unnerstood me. Kid Rock, too. 'Cept that damn midget wouldn' let me near 'im!

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-->'''Early''': -->'''Early:''' He was th'only one who ever truly unnerstood me. Kid Rock, too. 'Cept that damn midget wouldn' let me near 'im!



-->'''Early''': Smells like somebody took a huge dump on a big pile of crap and soaked the whole thing in a jug of week-old farts and lit the whole caboodle on fire.
-->'''Rusty''': Just like you did on the last Fourth of July, daddy.
-->'''Early''': Damn right I did. I support the troops!

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-->'''Early''': -->'''Early:''' Smells like somebody took a huge dump on a big pile of crap and soaked the whole thing in a jug of week-old farts and lit the whole caboodle on fire.
-->'''Rusty''': -->'''Rusty:''' Just like you did on the last Fourth of July, daddy.
-->'''Early''': -->'''Early:''' Damn right I did. I support the troops!



-->'''Granny''': And all the spectral colors were represented. Except for cyan.
-->'''Early''': ''(pulls knife on granny) ''Cyan was represented!
-->'''Granny''': ''(slaps knife away)'' Cyan was not represented!
-->'''Early''': ''(pulls shotgun) '' Mutha[[SoundEffectBleep (shotgun cock)]] was fulla cyan! I put it in myself!
-->'''Granny''': Cyan... May have been represented.
-->'''Early''': ''(lowers shotgun)'' I'm glad you noticed, Granny.
-->'''Granny''': I'm just saying I didn't see any--[[BoomHeadshot BLAM!]]''
-->'''Early''': [[SeriousBusiness Cyan was represented!]]

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-->'''Granny''': -->'''Granny:''' And all the spectral colors were represented. Except for cyan.
-->'''Early''': -->'''Early:''' ''(pulls knife on granny) ''Cyan was represented!
-->'''Granny''': -->'''Granny:''' ''(slaps knife away)'' Cyan was not represented!
-->'''Early''': -->'''Early:''' ''(pulls shotgun) '' Mutha[[SoundEffectBleep (shotgun cock)]] was fulla cyan! I put it in myself!
-->'''Granny''': -->'''Granny:''' Cyan... May have been represented.
-->'''Early''': -->'''Early:''' ''(lowers shotgun)'' I'm glad you noticed, Granny.
-->'''Granny''': -->'''Granny:''' I'm just saying I didn't see any--[[BoomHeadshot BLAM!]]''
-->'''Early''': -->'''Early:''' [[SeriousBusiness Cyan was represented!]]


-->'''Granny:''' (Talking about a comatose Early) He said, Pull the plug please, living a life like a fruit, ain't no life at all
-->'''Rusty:''' It's vegetable Granny
-->'''Granny:''' Yeah, those people should die too

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-->'''Granny:''' (Talking about a comatose Early) He said, Pull "Pull the plug please, living a life like a fruit, ain't no life at all
all."
-->'''Rusty:''' It's vegetable Granny
vegetable, Granny.
-->'''Granny:''' Yeah, those people should die tootoo.


-->'''Early''': [[NoKillLikeOverkill FIRE THE DAMN LASERS!]]

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-->'''Early''': [[NoKillLikeOverkill [[ThereIsNoKillLikeOverkill FIRE THE DAMN LASERS!]]


-->'' Granny:'''And so...he dialed back on the bears!'''

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-->'' Granny:'''And -->'''Granny:''' And so...he dialed back on the bears!'''bears!


-->''(The bears pop up one after the other, roaring into the camera)''

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-->''(The bears pop up one after the other, roaring into the camera)''camera)''
-->'' Granny:'''And so...he dialed back on the bears!'''


* Granny's choking fit in the Computer Army episode. Few people sound as hilarious having massive choking fits than Dana Snyder.

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* Granny's choking fit in the Computer Army episode. Few people sound as hilarious having massive choking fits than Dana Snyder.Snyder.
* Granny explaining how God created the earth.
-->'''Granny:''' He made trees...
-->''(Trees begin growing on the mountaintops)''
-->'''Granny:''' ...the birds...
-->''(Flocks of crows fly by)''
-->'''Granny:''' ...bears.
-->''[[BearsAreBadNews (Hoards of bears begin flowing out of the mountains)]]''
-->'''Granny:''' Too many bears.
-->''[[UpToEleven (Bears begin raining from the sky)]]''
-->'''Granny:''' Should have dialed back on the bears.
-->''(The bears pop up one after the other, roaring into the camera)''


* Early being forced to marry a bear in a deluded stance against gay marriage. Even ''he'' realizes the entire situation may have gone off the rails, possibly the first time Early's admitted to flat-out giving up on an issue.

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* Early being forced to marry a bear in a deluded stance against gay marriage. Even ''he'' realizes the entire situation may have gone off the rails, possibly the first time Early's admitted to flat-out giving up on an issue.issue.
* Granny's choking fit in the Computer Army episode. Few people sound as hilarious having massive choking fits than Dana Snyder.


* Early being forced to marry a bear in a deluded stance against gay marriage. Even ''he'' realizes the entire situation may have gone off the rails.

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* Early being forced to marry a bear in a deluded stance against gay marriage. Even ''he'' realizes the entire situation may have gone off the rails.rails, possibly the first time Early's admitted to flat-out giving up on an issue.


-->'''Paul Stanley GPS:''' SKUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUULL!

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-->'''Paul Stanley GPS:''' SKUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUULL!SKUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUULL!
* Early being forced to marry a bear in a deluded stance against gay marriage. Even ''he'' realizes the entire situation may have gone off the rails.


-->'''(Beat)'''

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-->'''(Beat)'''-->''(Beat)''



-->'''(Beat)'''

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-->'''(Beat)'''-->''(Beat)''


-->'''Early''': [[SeriousBusiness Cyan was represented!]]

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-->'''Early''': [[SeriousBusiness Cyan was represented!]]represented!]]
* Early's [[{{Music/KISS}} Paul Stanley]] GPS, actually voiced by Paul Stanley himself.
-->'''Paul Stanley GPS:''' Aaaah Wahoooo! I'm gonna take you to Detroit Rock City, avoiding ''all'' toll roads, WOO! Calculating!
-->''(Beat, cut to Early, Rusty and Granny walking through the forest at night)''
-->'''Paul Stanley GPS:''' It's 500 yards to the motorway!
-->'''(Beat)'''
-->'''Paul Stanley GPS:''' Are you ready to turn right!?
-->'''(Beat)'''
-->'''Paul Stanley GPS:''' ''(Singing)'' In 300 yards, MAKE A RIGHT!! You're almost there, baby!
-->''(William's Street Skull Logo appears)''
-->'''Paul Stanley GPS:''' SKUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUULL!


-->'''Granny''': [[TooDumbToLive I'm just saying I didn't see any--]]''[[BoomHeadshot BLAM!]]''

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-->'''Granny''': [[TooDumbToLive I'm just saying I didn't see any--]]''[[BoomHeadshot any--[[BoomHeadshot BLAM!]]''


-->'''Early''': He was th'only one who ever truly unnerstood me. Kid Rock, too. 'Cept that damn midget wouldn' let me near 'im!

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-->'''Early''': He was th'only one who ever truly unnerstood me. Kid Rock, too. 'Cept that damn midget wouldn' let me near 'im!'im!
* Early's comments on the smell of a hippie orgy.
-->'''Early''': Smells like somebody took a huge dump on a big pile of crap and soaked the whole thing in a jug of week-old farts and lit the whole caboodle on fire.
-->'''Rusty''': Just like you did on the last Fourth of July, daddy.
-->'''Early''': Damn right I did. I support the troops!
-->''[[CutawayGag Cut to Early slowly bringing a lighter to a jug labeled "farts" that explodes into a magnificent firework show with flags, eagles and other patriotic regalia.]]''
-->'''Granny''': And all the spectral colors were represented. Except for cyan.
-->'''Early''': ''(pulls knife on granny) ''Cyan was represented!
-->'''Granny''': ''(slaps knife away)'' Cyan was not represented!
-->'''Early''': ''(pulls shotgun) '' Mutha[[SoundEffectBleep (shotgun cock)]] was fulla cyan! I put it in myself!
-->'''Granny''': Cyan... May have been represented.
-->'''Early''': ''(lowers shotgun)'' I'm glad you noticed, Granny.
-->'''Granny''': [[TooDumbToLive I'm just saying I didn't see any--]]''[[BoomHeadshot BLAM!]]''
-->'''Early''': [[SeriousBusiness Cyan was represented!]]


-->'''Granny:''' Yeah, those people should die too

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-->'''Granny:''' Yeah, those people should die tootoo
* Early meets the Early of an AlternateUniverse.
-->'''Early''': He was th'only one who ever truly unnerstood me. Kid Rock, too. 'Cept that damn midget wouldn' let me near 'im!

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