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* Freddie is happily handling his upteenth beer at the wedding reception, casually telling Allen "Drinking is a matter of ratios. How drunk you get is caused by the amount of alcohol you consume in relation to your total body weight. You see my point? It's not that you had too much to drink." (comes across a drunken Allen lying on the bar face-first into a bowl of pretzels) "You're just too damn skinny."


** So the driver gets his troops to team up and tilt the cab out of the way, causing massive damage to the taxi in the process. And then just to rub it in, [[SemperFi wordlessly salutes the cab driver]] before getting back to the chase. Yeah, you may have been rooting for Allen and Madison to get away, but kudos to our fine, outstanding men and women in uniform for coming with the most polite way ever to say "No, up ''yours'', citizen!"

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** So the driver gets his troops to team up and tilt the cab out of the way, causing massive damage to the taxi in the process. And then just to rub it in, [[SemperFi wordlessly salutes the cab driver]] before getting back to the chase. Yeah, you may have been rooting for Allen and Madison to get away, but kudos to our fine, outstanding men and women in uniform for coming up with the most polite way ever to say "No, up ''yours'', citizen!"


-->'''Allen:''' "[[SuddenlyShouting SHE LEFT ME!]] She moved out and my life's in shambles, okay?! That's the news, do you want the weather? Anywhere but the first three rows!"\\
** Freddie then reminds Allen:

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-->'''Allen:''' "[[SuddenlyShouting SHE LEFT ME!]] She moved out and my life's in shambles, okay?! That's the news, do you want the weather? Anywhere but the first three rows!"\\
** Freddie
rows!"
**Freddie
then reminds Allen:


-->'''Allen:''' "[[SuddenlyShouting SHE LEFT ME!]] She moved out and my life's in shambles, okay?! That's the news, do you want the weather? Anywhere but the first three rows!"//
** Freddie then reminds Allen:

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-->'''Allen:''' "[[SuddenlyShouting SHE LEFT ME!]] She moved out and my life's in shambles, okay?! That's the news, do you want the weather? Anywhere but the first three rows!"//
** Freddie
rows!"\\
**Freddie
then reminds Allen:


'''Guest:''' "Hello, Allen."
'''Allen:''' "[[SuddenlyShouting SHE LEFT ME!]] She moved out and my life's in shambles, okay?! That's the news, do you want the weather? Anywhere but the first three rows!"//
** Freddie then reminds Allen:

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'''Guest:''' -->'''Guest:''' "Hello, Allen."
'''Allen:''' -->'''Allen:''' "[[SuddenlyShouting SHE LEFT ME!]] She moved out and my life's in shambles, okay?! That's the news, do you want the weather? Anywhere but the first three rows!"//
** Freddie **Freddie then reminds Allen:


* Allen and Freddie are ushers at a wedding. Some of the guests ask Allen where his girlfriend Victoria is (Allen's ex-girlfriend) and he tells them that she's sick and couldn't make it. When another guest simply greets Allen, Allen goes ballistic and angrily blurts out that she left him and that his "life is in shambles." Freddie then reminds Allen:

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* Allen and Freddie are ushers at a wedding. Some of the guests ask Allen where his girlfriend Victoria is (Allen's ex-girlfriend) and he tells them that she's sick and couldn't make it. When another guest simply greets Allen, Allen goes ballistic ballistic:
'''Guest:''' "Hello, Allen."
'''Allen:''' "[[SuddenlyShouting SHE LEFT ME!]] She moved out
and angrily blurts out that she left him and that his "life is my life's in shambles." Freddie shambles, okay?! That's the news, do you want the weather? Anywhere but the first three rows!"//
**Freddie
then reminds Allen:


* The Marines are chasing Allen and Madison down the streets of New York City, the truck gets blocked by taxi cab. The Marines driver yells at the cab driver to move his car. Being a typical New Yawker, the cabbie retorts "Screw you, Gomer Pyle, I'm waiting on a fare!"
** So the driver gets his troops to team up and tilt the cab out of the way, causing massive damage to the taxi in the process. And then just to rub it in, [[SemperFi wordlessly salutes the cab driver]] before getting back to the chase. Yeah, you may have been rooting for Allen and Madison to get away, but kudos to our fine outstanding men and women in uniform. Makes you PROUD to be an American, sniff...

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* The Marines are chasing Allen and Madison down the streets of New York City, the truck gets blocked by taxi cab. The Marines driver yells at the cab driver to move his car. Being a typical New Yawker, the cabbie retorts "Screw you, Gomer Pyle, "Hey, up yours, Gomer; I'm waiting on for a fare!"
** So the driver gets his troops to team up and tilt the cab out of the way, causing massive damage to the taxi in the process. And then just to rub it in, [[SemperFi wordlessly salutes the cab driver]] before getting back to the chase. Yeah, you may have been rooting for Allen and Madison to get away, but kudos to our fine fine, outstanding men and women in uniform. Makes you PROUD uniform for coming with the most polite way ever to be an American, sniff...say "No, up ''yours'', citizen!"



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* Poor Allen being stuck in a water tank covering his privates for hours after the truth is revealed.
-->"I AM NOT A FISH! How many times do I have to tell you people that?"



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* The Marines are chasing Allen and Madison down the streets of New York City, the truck gets blocked by taxi cab. The Marines driver yells at the cab driver to move his car. Being a typical New Yawker, the cabbie retorts "Screw you, Gomer Pyle, I'm waiting on a fare!"
** So the driver gets his troops to team up and tilt the cab out of the way, causing massive damage to the taxi in the process. And then just to rub it in, [[SemperFi wordlessly salutes the cab driver]] before getting back to the chase. Yeah, you may have been rooting for Allen and Madison to get away, but kudos to our fine outstanding men and women in uniform. Makes you PROUD to be an American, sniff...



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-->"What a week I'm having!"


* Allen and Freddie are ushers at a wedding. Some of the guests ask Allen where his girlfriend Victoria is (Allen's ex-girlfriend) and he tells them that she's sick and couldn't make it. When another guest simply greets Allen, Allen goes ballistic and angrily blurts out that she left him and that his "life is in shambles." Freddie then reminds Allen "You should really lighten up on the guy, that's the bride's brother."

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* Allen and Freddie are ushers at a wedding. Some of the guests ask Allen where his girlfriend Victoria is (Allen's ex-girlfriend) and he tells them that she's sick and couldn't make it. When another guest simply greets Allen, Allen goes ballistic and angrily blurts out that she left him and that his "life is in shambles." Freddie then reminds Allen "You Allen:
-->"You
should really lighten up on the guy, that's guy. That's the bride's brother."



-->'''Allen:''' Listen, you are going to love being married to me! I was born to be married! I just so happen I come from a long line of married people! My mom and dad, they were married! Their moms and dads, they were married too!

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-->'''Allen:''' Listen, -->"Listen, you are going to love being married to me! I was born to be married! I just so happen I come from a long line of married people! My mom and dad, they were married! Their moms and dads, they were married too!too!"



-->"Hey baby, I have a twelve-inch penis!"

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-->"Hey baby, -->"Hey, babe! I have got a twelve-inch penis!"twelve inch penis."



-->'''Allen:''' Hey, how about those Mets...

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-->'''Allen:''' Hey, how about those Mets...Knicks...



* Nearly every moment with Kornbluth, especially when accidentally hoses the same couple ''twice''.

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* Nearly every moment with Kornbluth, especially when he accidentally hoses the same couple ''twice''.


* Freddie picked up some German from porno films.
-->"Hey baby, I have a six-inch penis!"

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* Freddie picked up some German Swedish from porno films.
-->"Hey baby, I have a six-inch twelve-inch penis!"



-->'''Allen:''' How about those Mets...

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-->'''Allen:''' How Hey, how about those Mets...



-->"Hiya boys! Come on in, the water's fine!"



-->'''Tour Guide''': The Statue is a gift from French citizens and has come to symbolize hope for naked women everywhere. ([[{{Beat}} double take]]) BOCCE BALLS!

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-->'''Tour Guide''': Welcome to the Statue of Liberty. The Statue is a gift from French citizens and has come to symbolize hope for naked women everywhere. ([[{{Beat}} double take]]) ''([[{{Beat}} Double take]])'' BOCCE BALLS!

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* Madison smashing all of the [=TVs=] with her voice!
-->'''Allen:''' How about those Mets...
* Freddie being found fishing in the water tank by the scientists.
* Madison finds her way to New York City, and the first place she visits [[InnocentFanserviceGirl happens to be]] the Statue of Liberty...
-->'''Tour Guide''': The Statue is a gift from French citizens and has come to symbolize hope for naked women everywhere. ([[{{Beat}} double take]]) BOCCE BALLS!
* Nearly every moment with Kornbluth, especially when accidentally hoses the same couple ''twice''.



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* Freddie picked up some German from porno films.
-->"Hey baby, I have a six-inch penis!"

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