History Funny / ReturnToCastleWolfenstein

'''Nazi 2:''' [[RantInducingSlight I think you need to crank it harder.]]\\

*** What makes this extra funny is that the conversation doesn't usually occur until a couple seconds after you enter, making it seem like the first engineer is upset about too many people coming in and out of the garage.

-->'''Nazi 1:''' (trying to start the frozen generator and failing) Argh, this worthless pile of junk still won't start!
-->'''Nazi 2:''' Are you still trying to start the generator?
-->'''Nazi 1:''' *weary sigh* No, I'm working on my upper body strength, one arm at a time.
-->'''Nazi 2:''' I'll bet it's because of the cold.
-->'''Nazi 1:''' *irritated sigh* Tell me, do you often make such shrewd observations? You should seriously consider offices' training!
-->'''Nazi 2:''' [[RantInducingSlight I think you need to crank it harder.]]
-->'''Nazi 1:''' Look, are you acting stupid just to annoy me?! Don't you see here I'm practically tearing my arm off?! The ''gottverdammt'' thing won't start because the ''gottverdammt'' thing is [[NoIndoorVoice FROZEN SOLID!]]
-->'''Nazi 2:''' Hey, relax, will you? I was just trying to be helpful.
-->'''Nazi 1:''' You want to helpful? Well, go look for some antifreeze, then! Don't just stand there making idiotic comments!

-->'''Nazi Engineer 1:''' I have had it. I've absolutely had it with this place! Another day like today and I'll be ready for the insane asylum!
-->'''Nazi Engineer 2:''' What is it this time?
-->'''Nazi Engineer 1:''' It's that stinking rocket plane again.
-->'''Nazi Engineer 2:''' Oh dear...
-->'''Nazi Engineer 1:''' Remember the cracked O-rings on the reserve thrusters? You know, the ones we've known about since last August? The same ones that Leutmann never gave a damn about?
-->'''Nazi Engineer 2:''' ''Ja, ja.''
-->'''Nazi Engineer 1:''' Well, now I have to go out in this filthy weather and change both sets because "someone" in their infinite wisdom decided to hold standby for two hours!
-->'''Nazi Engineer 2:''' I bet that was [[TheDreaded Deathshead]] himself. He came storming through here a while ago, looking none too pleased.
-->'''Nazi Engineer 1:''' Oh. I didn't even know he was back. What the-? I don't believe it! I do not believe it!
-->'''Nazi Engineer 2:''' Now what?
-->'''Nazi Engineer 1:''' Where in bloody hell is my splined torque wrench?!
-->'''Nazi Engineer 2:''' Don't look at me. These are my tools.

--->''Driver'': Then what am I supposed to do with all this cheese?\\
''Guard'': I don't know. Find some crackers?

* ''VideoGame/ReturnToCastleWolfenstein'' has an amusing conversation with an exasperated driver trying to get a guard to let him enter the occupied village with a truckload of food for the General's mansion, mostly cases of cheese. It ends with him being refused, and the following:

-->'''Nazi 1:''' Hoooh, it's freezing out here.
-->'''Nazi 2:''' Heh. It's going to be even colder than last night. I hope we get some new blankets soon.
-->'''Nazi 1:''' I just hope we get some hot water soon. I haven't bathed in over two weeks.
-->'''Nazi 2:''' ''Ja, ja,'' I know, I know. *chuckles*

--> Ssshhhut your filthy hole, you ssslovenly swine...
--> Stand at attention, soldier! You're a disgrace to the Reich!
--> Bring me another beer, you dog! ''Schnell, schnell!''
--> Hey, ''Fräulein. Fräulein! Kommen sie hier!'' I'm thirsty!
--> Get back to your post, you malingering ''kraut.'' I'll have you shot!

-->'''Nazi 1:''' ''phew'' ...I think we lost them...
-->'''Nazi 2:''' Oh, thank God.
-->'''Nazi 1:''' ...Hey, where are we?
-->'''Nazi 2:''' Hmm... I think we lost us too.
* Several amusing safety notes can be found scattered around, particularly one describing a typo in the cablecar maintenance manual[[labelnote:Note]]Instructions stipulating a weight tolerance which allowed for accuracy to be within five―hundred kilogrammes should have read five―hundred '''grammes'''![[/labelnote]] (that resulted in several deaths) and a stern warning ''[[MadeOfExplodium not]]'' to brew coffee in the rocket-plane's fuel mixing system.
** One in the X-Labs mention that an epidemic of cholera broke out because someone disposed of the X-creatures' [[ToiletHumor waste]] into the water supply and that anyone caught doing it again will be punished severly.

--->''Driver'': "Then what am I supposed to do with all this cheese?"
--->''Guard'': "I don't know. Find some crackers?"

** Once you've made it to the garage (hopefully undetected), then you hear another distressed Nazi venting to his collegue:

* Several amusing safety notes can be found scattered around, particularly one describing a typo in the cablecar maintenance manual[[labelnote:Note]]Instructions stipulating a weight tollerance which allowed for accuracy to be within five―hundred kilogrammes should have read five―hundred '''grammes'''![[/labelnote]] (that resulted in several deaths) and a stern warning ''[[MadeOfExplodium not]]'' to brew coffee in the rocket-plane's fuel mixing system.

* At the start of the mission to infiltrate the missile base, there are some german soldiers near from your starting position who noticed your supplies were dropped near to their position, whose Allied origins would give away the whole stealth mission. They are argueing if they should investigate, but decide against it, thinking they might have been part of an excersize by nearby stationed Fallschirmjägers. And just like that, you've received a bit of foreshadowing of what you can expect later in the mission, revealling the other elite unit that's in this area.

-->'''Nazi 2 [[NaiveNewcomer (whom might be the new guy)]]:''' Are you still trying to start the generator?

-->'''Nazi 1:''' Look, are you acting stupid just to annoy me?! Don't you see here I'm practically tearing my arm off?! The ''Gottverdammt'' thing won't start because the ''Gottverdammt'' thing is [[NoIndoorVoice FROZEN SOLID!]]

-->'''Nazi Engineer 1''' I have had it. I've absolutely had it with this place! Another day like today and I'll be ready for the insane asylum!
-->'''Nazi Engineer 2'''

-->'''Nazi 1:''' You want to helpful? Well, go look for some antifreeze, then! Don't just stand there making idiotic comments!

-->'''Nazi 2:''' ''Ja, ja,''

-->'''Nazi 2:''' [[RantInducingSlight I think you need to crank it harder.]]

** One of the soldiers is listening to a broken record playing Beethoven's 'Fur Elise' as well.

** At the same time, [[FunnyBackgroundEvent B.J's parachute can be seen silently passing by in the background]] during the conversation.

* Several amusing safety notes can be found scattered around, particularly one describing a typo in the cablecar maintenance manual (that resulted in several deaths) and a stern warning ''[[MadeOfExplodium not]]'' to brew coffee in the rocket-plane's fuel mixing system.

--->''Guard'': "I don't know. Find some crackers?"

* In the second mission's third level, one room has a pair of Nazis recovering from a chase...(Accents removed for clarity)

* Several amusing safety notes can be found scattered around, particularly one describing a typo in the cablecar maintenance manual (that resulted in several deaths) and a stern warning ''[[MadeOfExplodium not]]'' to brew coffee in the rocket-plane's fuel mixing system.

-->'''Nazi 2:''' Hmm... I think we lost us too.

->'''Nazi 1:''' ''phew'' ...I think we lost them...
->'''Nazi 2:''' Oh, thank God.
->'''Nazi 1:''' ...Hey, where are we?
->'''Nazi 2:''' Hmm... I think we lost us too.