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---> "You see, you [[UnusualEuphemism brain's dick]] thinks that 2-door cars are faster because ''structural rigidity'' or whatever. So when [[WhatAPieceOfJunk a 4-door BMW passes you in your S13]] you're [[SoreLoser PISSED]] because there is no M-badge on the back of that car on which you can lay your excuses."

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---> "You see, you your [[UnusualEuphemism brain's dick]] thinks that 2-door cars are faster because ''structural rigidity'' or whatever. So when [[WhatAPieceOfJunk a 4-door BMW passes you in your S13]] you're [[SoreLoser PISSED]] because there is no M-badge on the back of that car on which you can lay your excuses."


---> "You see, you brain's dick thinks that 2-door cars are faster because ''structural rigidity'' or whatever. So when [[WhatAPieceOfJunk a 4-door BMW passes you in your S13]] you're [[SoreLoser PISSED]] because there is no M-badge on the back of that car on which you can lay your excuses."

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---> "You see, you [[UnusualEuphemism brain's dick dick]] thinks that 2-door cars are faster because ''structural rigidity'' or whatever. So when [[WhatAPieceOfJunk a 4-door BMW passes you in your S13]] you're [[SoreLoser PISSED]] because there is no M-badge on the back of that car on which you can lay your excuses."


--> "You ''can'' have an [=AE98=] Trueno [...] if you desire, sure; find a ''lawful'' [[NoExportForYou importer]]. But '''[[WhatTheHellHero if you body-swap a Corolla GT-S]]''', tread lightly, because car enthusiasts are catty shittalkers and [[BerserkButton bad swapping will put you between judgmental iron sights]]. If you roll a fake Trueno to Cars and Coffee, here's what's gonna happen: Folks will surround your Toyota and listen to you talk. They'll either listen to denials or confessions. Well, what are you gonna do? Will you say 'Oh, it's not real, it's just a loving tribute'? Or, will you say, with your '''left-hand steering wheel in FULL VIEW of everyone''', '[[BadLiar Oh, it's a real Trueno]]'? We're all watchin'! You're on stage now and we're all listening! You knew the public's critical expectations when that Trueno badge came from [=eBay=]! You knew what you were doing when you screwed it on! You knew what you were doing when you changed the amber marker lights from the USDM ones to the JDM ones! ''Really?'' You're doing this?"

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--> "You ''can'' have an [=AE98=] Trueno [...] if you desire, sure; find a ''lawful'' [[NoExportForYou importer]]. But '''[[WhatTheHellHero if you body-swap a Corolla GT-S]]''', tread lightly, because car enthusiasts are catty shittalkers and [[BerserkButton bad swapping will put you between judgmental iron sights]]. If you roll a fake Trueno to Cars and Coffee, here's what's gonna happen: Folks will surround your Toyota and listen to you talk. They'll listen to two things: either listen to denials or confessions. Well, what are you gonna do? Will you say 'Oh, it's not real, it's just a loving tribute'? Or, will you say, with your '''left-hand steering wheel in FULL VIEW of everyone''', '[[BadLiar Oh, it's a real Trueno]]'? We're all watchin'! You're on stage now and we're all listening! You knew the public's critical expectations when that Trueno badge came from [=eBay=]! You knew what you were doing when you screwed it on! You knew what you were doing when you changed the amber marker lights from the USDM ones to the JDM ones! ''Really?'' You're doing this?"


* On the [[https://youtu.be/wxFffAzXK_U 1990 Toyota Corolla GT-S]], specifically one that has been modified to resemble a Toyota Trueno, which was [[NoExportForYou only produced in Japan]]:
--> "You ''can'' have an [=AE98=] Trueno [...] if you desire, sure; find a ''lawful'' importer. But '''[[WhatTheHellHero if you body-swap a Corolla GT-S]]''', tread lightly, because car enthusiasts are catty shittalkers and [[BerserkButton bad swapping will put you between judgmental iron sights]]. If you roll a fake Trueno to Cars and Coffee, here's what's gonna happen: Folks will surround your Toyota and listen to you talk. They'll either listen to denials or confessions. Well, what are you gonna do? Will you say 'Oh, it's not real, it's just a loving tribute'? Or, will you say, with your '''left-hand steering wheel in FULL VIEW of everyone''', '[[BadLiar Oh, it's a real Trueno]]'? We're all watchin'! You're on stage now and we're all listening! You knew the public's critical expectations when that Trueno badge came from [=eBay=]! You knew what you were doing when you screwed it on! You knew what you were doing when you changed the amber marker lights from the USDM ones to the JDM ones! ''Really?'' You're doing this?"

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* On the [[https://youtu.be/wxFffAzXK_U 1990 Toyota Corolla GT-S]], specifically one that has been modified to resemble a Toyota Trueno, which was [[NoExportForYou only produced in Japan]]:
Trueno:
--> "You ''can'' have an [=AE98=] Trueno [...] if you desire, sure; find a ''lawful'' importer.[[NoExportForYou importer]]. But '''[[WhatTheHellHero if you body-swap a Corolla GT-S]]''', tread lightly, because car enthusiasts are catty shittalkers and [[BerserkButton bad swapping will put you between judgmental iron sights]]. If you roll a fake Trueno to Cars and Coffee, here's what's gonna happen: Folks will surround your Toyota and listen to you talk. They'll either listen to denials or confessions. Well, what are you gonna do? Will you say 'Oh, it's not real, it's just a loving tribute'? Or, will you say, with your '''left-hand steering wheel in FULL VIEW of everyone''', '[[BadLiar Oh, it's a real Trueno]]'? We're all watchin'! You're on stage now and we're all listening! You knew the public's critical expectations when that Trueno badge came from [=eBay=]! You knew what you were doing when you screwed it on! You knew what you were doing when you changed the amber marker lights from the USDM ones to the JDM ones! ''Really?'' You're doing this?"


--> "You ''can'' have an [=AE98=] Trueno [...] if you desire, sure; find a ''lawful'' importer. But '''[[WhatTheHellHero if you body-swap a Corolla GT-S]]''', tread lightly, because car enthusiasts are catty shittalkers and [[BerserkButton bad swapping will put you between judgmental iron sights]]. If you roll a fake Trueno to Cars and Coffee, here's what's gonna happen: Folks will surround your Toyota and listen to you talk. They'll either listen to denials or confessions. Well, what are you gonna do? Will you say 'Oh, it's not real, it's just a loving tribute'? Or, will you say, with your '''left-hand steering wheel in FULL VIEW of everyone''', '[[BadLiar Oh, it's a real Trueno]]'! We're all watchin'! You're on stage now and we're all listening! You knew the public's critical expectations when that Trueno badge came from [=eBay=]! You knew what you were doing when you screwed it on! You knew what you were doing when you changed the amber marker lights from the USDM ones to the JDM ones! ''Really?'' You're doing this?"

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--> "You ''can'' have an [=AE98=] Trueno [...] if you desire, sure; find a ''lawful'' importer. But '''[[WhatTheHellHero if you body-swap a Corolla GT-S]]''', tread lightly, because car enthusiasts are catty shittalkers and [[BerserkButton bad swapping will put you between judgmental iron sights]]. If you roll a fake Trueno to Cars and Coffee, here's what's gonna happen: Folks will surround your Toyota and listen to you talk. They'll either listen to denials or confessions. Well, what are you gonna do? Will you say 'Oh, it's not real, it's just a loving tribute'? Or, will you say, with your '''left-hand steering wheel in FULL VIEW of everyone''', '[[BadLiar Oh, it's a real Trueno]]'! Trueno]]'? We're all watchin'! You're on stage now and we're all listening! You knew the public's critical expectations when that Trueno badge came from [=eBay=]! You knew what you were doing when you screwed it on! You knew what you were doing when you changed the amber marker lights from the USDM ones to the JDM ones! ''Really?'' You're doing this?"


--> "You ''can'' have an [=AE98=] Trueno [...] if you desire, sure; find a ''lawful'' importer. But '''if you body-swap a Corolla GT-S''', tread lightly, because car enthusiasts are catty shittalkers and [[BerserkButton bad swapping will put you between judgmental iron sights]]. If you roll a fake Trueno to Cars and Coffee, here's what's gonna happen: Folks will surround your Toyota and listen to you talk. They'll either listen to denials or confessions. Well, what are you gonna do? Will you say 'Oh, it's not real, it's just a loving tribute'? Or, will you say, with your '''left-hand steering wheel in FULL VIEW of everyone''', '[[BadLiar Oh, it's a real Trueno]]'! We're all watchin'! You're on stage now and we're all listening! You knew the public's critical expectations when that Trueno badge came from [=eBay=]! You knew what you were doing when you screwed it on! You knew what you were doing when you changed the amber marker lights from the USDM ones to the JDM ones! ''Really?'' You're doing this?"

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--> "You ''can'' have an [=AE98=] Trueno [...] if you desire, sure; find a ''lawful'' importer. But '''if '''[[WhatTheHellHero if you body-swap a Corolla GT-S''', GT-S]]''', tread lightly, because car enthusiasts are catty shittalkers and [[BerserkButton bad swapping will put you between judgmental iron sights]]. If you roll a fake Trueno to Cars and Coffee, here's what's gonna happen: Folks will surround your Toyota and listen to you talk. They'll either listen to denials or confessions. Well, what are you gonna do? Will you say 'Oh, it's not real, it's just a loving tribute'? Or, will you say, with your '''left-hand steering wheel in FULL VIEW of everyone''', '[[BadLiar Oh, it's a real Trueno]]'! We're all watchin'! You're on stage now and we're all listening! You knew the public's critical expectations when that Trueno badge came from [=eBay=]! You knew what you were doing when you screwed it on! You knew what you were doing when you changed the amber marker lights from the USDM ones to the JDM ones! ''Really?'' You're doing this?"


---> "...and, if the geek doesn't have [[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/E-ZPass E-ZPass]], every toll road journey will become a clusterdump of inconvenience for him and any other motorist [[ThisIsGonnaSuck unlucky enough to get caught behind him at the tollbooths]] -- as he has to get ''out'' of his car and walk around and hand the money personally to the turnpike worker who is looking for ''any'' excuse '''to mouth some serious sass''' and call the state trooper who is inevitably parked nearby."

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---> "...and, if the geek doesn't have [[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/E-ZPass E-ZPass]], every toll road journey will become a clusterdump of inconvenience for him and any other motorist [[ThisIsGonnaSuck unlucky enough to get caught behind him at the tollbooths]] -- as he has to get ''out'' of his car and walk around and hand the money personally to the turnpike worker who is looking for ''any'' excuse '''to mouth some serious sass''' and call the state trooper who is inevitably parked nearby.""
* On the [[https://youtu.be/wxFffAzXK_U 1990 Toyota Corolla GT-S]], specifically one that has been modified to resemble a Toyota Trueno, which was [[NoExportForYou only produced in Japan]]:
--> "You ''can'' have an [=AE98=] Trueno [...] if you desire, sure; find a ''lawful'' importer. But '''if you body-swap a Corolla GT-S''', tread lightly, because car enthusiasts are catty shittalkers and [[BerserkButton bad swapping will put you between judgmental iron sights]]. If you roll a fake Trueno to Cars and Coffee, here's what's gonna happen: Folks will surround your Toyota and listen to you talk. They'll either listen to denials or confessions. Well, what are you gonna do? Will you say 'Oh, it's not real, it's just a loving tribute'? Or, will you say, with your '''left-hand steering wheel in FULL VIEW of everyone''', '[[BadLiar Oh, it's a real Trueno]]'! We're all watchin'! You're on stage now and we're all listening! You knew the public's critical expectations when that Trueno badge came from [=eBay=]! You knew what you were doing when you screwed it on! You knew what you were doing when you changed the amber marker lights from the USDM ones to the JDM ones! ''Really?'' You're doing this?"


** "The ride is smooth but buzzy, '''like a jailbroken vibrating ass-tickler'''."

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** "The ride is smooth but buzzy, '''like a jailbroken vibrating ass-tickler'''.LIKE A JAILBROKEN VIBRATING ASS-TICKLER."


---> "You see, you brain's dick thinks that 2-door cars are faster because ''structural rigidity'' or whatever. So when [[WhatAPieceOfJunk a 4-door BMW passes you in your S13]] you're ''pissed'' [[SoreLoser because there is no M-badge on the back of that car on which you can lay your excuses]]."

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---> "You see, you brain's dick thinks that 2-door cars are faster because ''structural rigidity'' or whatever. So when [[WhatAPieceOfJunk a 4-door BMW passes you in your S13]] you're ''pissed'' [[SoreLoser PISSED]] because there is no M-badge on the back of that car on which you can lay your excuses]].excuses."



** "It's sort of like getting to second base for the first time only to discover your girlfriend has '''pepperoni nipples''' and [[FetishRetardant sure, let's keep going but I'm not going to be storing this]] in the '''[[PornStash spank bank]]'''."

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** "It's sort of like getting to second base for the first time only to discover your girlfriend has '''pepperoni nipples''' PEPPERONI NIPPLES and [[FetishRetardant sure, let's keep going but I'm not going to be storing this]] in the '''[[PornStash spank bank]]'''.[[PornStash SPANK BANK]]."


---> "You see, you brain's dick thinks that 2-door cars are faster because [[AC:structural rigidity]] or whatever. So when [[WhatAPieceOfJunk a 4-door BMW passes you in your S13]] you're [[AC:pissed]] [[SoreLoser because there is no M-badge on the back of that car on which you can lay your excuses]]."

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---> "You see, you brain's dick thinks that 2-door cars are faster because [[AC:structural rigidity]] ''structural rigidity'' or whatever. So when [[WhatAPieceOfJunk a 4-door BMW passes you in your S13]] you're [[AC:pissed]] ''pissed'' [[SoreLoser because there is no M-badge on the back of that car on which you can lay your excuses]]."



** "The ride is smooth but buzzy, [[AC:like a jailbroken vibrating ass-tickler]]."
** "It's sort of like getting to second base for the first time only to discover your girlfriend has [[AC:pepperoni nipples]] and [[FetishRetardant sure, let's keep going but I'm not going to be storing this]] in the [[AC:[[PornStash spank bank]]]]."

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** "The ride is smooth but buzzy, [[AC:like '''like a jailbroken vibrating ass-tickler]].ass-tickler'''."
** "It's sort of like getting to second base for the first time only to discover your girlfriend has [[AC:pepperoni nipples]] '''pepperoni nipples''' and [[FetishRetardant sure, let's keep going but I'm not going to be storing this]] in the [[AC:[[PornStash '''[[PornStash spank bank]]]].bank]]'''."


** "It's sort of like getting to second base for the first time only to discover that your girlfriend has [[AC:pepperoni nipples]] and [[FetishRetardant sure, let's keep going but I'm not going to be storing this]] in the [[AC:[[PornStash spank bank]]]]."

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** "It's sort of like getting to second base for the first time only to discover that your girlfriend has [[AC:pepperoni nipples]] and [[FetishRetardant sure, let's keep going but I'm not going to be storing this]] in the [[AC:[[PornStash spank bank]]]]."


** "The ride is smooth but bumpy, [[AC:like a jailbroken vibrating ass-tickler]]."

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** "The ride is smooth but bumpy, buzzy, [[AC:like a jailbroken vibrating ass-tickler]]."

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** "The ride is smooth but bumpy, [[AC:like a jailbroken vibrating ass-tickler]]."


** "It's sort of like getting to second base for the first time only to discover that your girlfriend has [[AC:pepperoni nipples]] and sure, let's keep going but I'm not going to be storing this into [[AC:Spankbang]]."

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** "It's sort of like getting to second base for the first time only to discover that your girlfriend has [[AC:pepperoni nipples]] and [[FetishRetardant sure, let's keep going but I'm not going to be storing this into [[AC:Spankbang]].this]] in the [[AC:[[PornStash spank bank]]]]."


** "It's like getting to second base for the first time only to discover that your girlfriend has [[AC:pepperoni nipples]] and sure, let's keep going but I'm not going to be storing this into [[AC:Spankbang]]."

to:

** "It's sort of like getting to second base for the first time only to discover that your girlfriend has [[AC:pepperoni nipples]] and sure, let's keep going but I'm not going to be storing this into [[AC:Spankbang]]."

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