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* During the Tuchanka Arc, Shepard receives a message from Mordin detailing his treatment of the Krogan females. Mordin, being CrazyPrepared, has [[TrustPassword password locked] the message with the use of SomethingOnlyTheyWouldSay. What code phrase does Mordin use? ''[[CrossesTheLineTwice "Do not ingest."]]''

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* During the Tuchanka Arc, Shepard receives a message from Mordin detailing his treatment of the Krogan females. Mordin, being CrazyPrepared, has [[TrustPassword password locked] locked]] the message with the use of SomethingOnlyTheyWouldSay. What code phrase does Mordin use? ''[[CrossesTheLineTwice "Do not ingest."]]''


* During the Tuchanka Arc, Shepard receives a message from Mordin detailing his treatment of the Krogan females. Mordin, being CrazyPrepared, has password locked the message with the use of SomethingOnlyTheyWouldSay. What code phrase does Mordin use? ''[[CrossesTheLineTwice "Do not ingest."]]''

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* During the Tuchanka Arc, Shepard receives a message from Mordin detailing his treatment of the Krogan females. Mordin, being CrazyPrepared, has [[TrustPassword password locked locked] the message with the use of SomethingOnlyTheyWouldSay. What code phrase does Mordin use? ''[[CrossesTheLineTwice "Do not ingest."]]''


-->'''Garrus''': "But it would have been fun! [[ConanTheBarbarian You could have sat on the steps and wrapped your arm around my leg, looking up at me, just like the covers of those ancient fantasy vids Joker always insists are classics!]]" "Though remembering those you would have needed to have been wearing a lot less clothing..."

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-->'''Garrus''': "But it would have been fun! [[ConanTheBarbarian [[Franchise/ConanTheBarbarian You could have sat on the steps and wrapped your arm around my leg, looking up at me, just like the covers of those ancient fantasy vids Joker always insists are classics!]]" "Though remembering those you would have needed to have been wearing a lot less clothing..."


* Tali gets Garrus to talk about [[spoiler: his budding relationship with Kasumi]] by threatening to flood his omni-tool with elcor porn and Krogan opera if he doesn't. Garrus even notes that she's using his C-Sec interrogation tactics on him.
* When the rachni show up on the Citadel (after having saved it, for that matter) the populace reacts... poorly. One woman tries to climb a turian C-Sec officer "Like a very stoic tree" while a volus topples over and is unable to right itself.

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* Tali gets Garrus to talk about [[spoiler: his budding relationship with Kasumi]] by threatening to flood his omni-tool with elcor Elcor porn and Krogan opera if he doesn't. Garrus even notes that she's using his C-Sec interrogation tactics on him.
* When the rachni Rachni show up on the Citadel (after having saved it, for that matter) the populace reacts... poorly. One woman tries to climb a turian Turian C-Sec officer "Like a very stoic tree" while a volus Volus topples over and is unable to right itself.



* After Shepard [[MomentKiller walks in]] on Garrus and Kasumi he congratulates them on getting together then leave, but not before sending Garrus some "information."

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* After Shepard [[MomentKiller walks in]] on Garrus and Kasumi he congratulates them on getting together then leave, leaves, but not before sending Garrus some "information."


-->'''Garrus''': "So... that's a no on the gauze and metal bikini?"

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-->'''Garrus''': "So... that's a no on the [[ChainmailBikini gauze and metal bikini?"bikini?]]"


** When Hanna and John are talking, she tells him that [[spoiler:[[FireForgedFriends the assassination attempt they survived together]]]] means that she can skip the awkward questions about their level of commitment and jump straight to awkward questions about their sex life.

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** When Hanna Hannah and John are talking, she tells him that [[spoiler:[[FireForgedFriends the assassination attempt they survived together]]]] means that she can skip the awkward questions about their level of commitment and jump straight to awkward questions about their sex life.


--> ''May your mating songs be fruitful, Sings-Of-Endings!''

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--> ''May your mating songs be fruitful, Sings-Of-Endings!''Sings-Of-Endings!''
* After Shepard [[MomentKiller walks in]] on Garrus and Kasumi he congratulates them on getting together then leave, but not before sending Garrus some "information."
-->Before he could answer, and make the obvious observation that Shepard very rarely said 'nothing', his own omni-tool made a soft bleat, informing him that he'd received an extranet message. He tapped his inbox with one talon to find a message from Shepard that simply said 'you'll be needing this'. Then he looked at the attachment.
-->''Scales and Skin: Human-Turian Relations, Allergic Reactions, and the Dangers of Chafing by Dr. Mordin Solus''
-->'''Garrus''': "Shepard!"

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* When the rachni show up on the Citadel (after having saved it, for that matter) the populace reacts... poorly. One woman tries to climb a turian C-Sec officer "Like a very stoic tree" while a volus topples over and is unable to right itself.

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* Tali gets Garrus to talk about [[spoiler: his budding relationship with Kasumi]] by threatening to flood his omni-tool with elcor porn and Krogan opera if he doesn't. Garrus even notes that she's using his C-Sec interrogation tactics on him.

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* Kelly provides a wonderful ThatCameOutWrong:
--> '''Kelly''': "Oh! I almost forgot, I'm so tired. Silly me. I have your babies!"
--> {{Beat}}
--> '''Shepard''': "You have my what?"
--> '''Kelly''': "The fish! And Urz. [[InnocentInnuendo What did you think I meant?]]"

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** The first one occurs when Garrus tells Shepard that his mother is on the Citadel, and he makes sure to tell Shepard when he's drinking water.
** When Hanna and John are talking, she tells him that [[spoiler:[[FireForgedFriends the assassination attempt they survived together]]]] means that she can skip the awkward questions about their level of commitment and jump straight to awkward questions about their sex life.

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* Hannah Shepard debates whether to give John a chance to explain why he hasn't contacted her before she throttles him, or just move straight to the throttling.



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* Garrus has a bet going with Chakwas, Joker, and the entire ground team (except Samara, Legion, and Kasumi), on when Tali and Shepard will finally get together publicly.
--> '''Tali''': "I swear by the ancestors that I'm going to hack their comm system so it only plays Volus opera after this."
--> '''Shepard''': "Whose?"
--> '''Tali''': "Everyone."


--> '''Shepard''': ''We're about to go to investigate a colony that's gone dark, at night, with no idea what we're going to encounter. And you're wearing the same... well-fitted uniform and a side arm?''
-->'''Miranda''': ''Yes, is there a problem with that?''
-->'''Shepard''' ''Yeah, we call it armor and helmets, [[CaptainObvious keeps people alive a great deal longer when the shooting starts]]. Or did you think I put this on just because I wanted to look like something out of one of Joker's action vid fantasies?''
-->'''Joker''': ''[[ImStandingRightHere Hey!]]''

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--> '''Shepard''': ''We're "''We're about to go to investigate a colony that's gone dark, at night, with no idea what we're going to encounter. And you're wearing the same... well-fitted uniform and a side arm?''
arm?''"
-->'''Miranda''': ''Yes, "''Yes, is there a problem with that?''
that?''"
-->'''Shepard''' ''Yeah, "''Yeah, we call it armor and helmets, [[CaptainObvious keeps people alive a great deal longer when the shooting starts]]. Or did you think I put this on just because I wanted to look like something out of one of Joker's action vid fantasies?''
fantasies?''"
-->'''Joker''': ''[[ImStandingRightHere Hey!]]''"''[[ImStandingRightHere Hey!]]''"



-->'''Kasumi''' ''[[{{Squee}} I can't believe we have a puppy!]]''
-->'''Joker:''' ''[[JumpScare FISH]] [[OhCrap DOG!!]]''

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-->'''Kasumi''' ''[[{{Squee}} "''[[{{Squee}} I can't believe we have a puppy!]]''
puppy!]]''"
-->'''Joker:''' ''[[JumpScare "''[[JumpScare FISH]] [[OhCrap DOG!!]]''
DOG!!]]'' [[BuffySpeak Frog... fish, thing]]! What the hell?"


--> ''Above them, one of the two snipers [[FlippingTheBird made a rude gesture]] as he was collapsing the bi-pod on his rifle.''

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--> ''Above them, one of the two snipers [[FlippingTheBird made a rude gesture]] as he was collapsing the bi-pod on his rifle.''''
* From one of the Rachni brood warriors:
--> ''May your mating songs be fruitful, Sings-Of-Endings!''

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