History Funny / QueenOfAllOni

** When Jade announces that she's going trick or treating, Ratso asks where she's [[WhatAnIdiot going to get a costume on such short notice]]. Everyone else just stares at him, while he's completely oblivious.

** After this, Jade outright demands White give her the tablet, and when he does, saying she should have just asked, we get this amusing [[RantInducingSlight rant]]:

** When Right reveals his [[SuddenlyVoiced newfound ability to speak]], Finn loudly cheers while Ratso and Chow reveal their wallets. Apparently Finn made a bet against them whatever the Shadowkhan would start speaking or not.

** Speaking of Drago, his [[OhCrap reaction]] when [[spoiler: he's sent back to the future, chained up, and left at the mercy of a group of Shadowkhan wielding metal baseball bats. And the Matriarch states that that's her being merciful.]]

** Hak Foo defeats Wisker and takes Ozeki's mask, claiming he is now invincible... and [[spoiler: the fake mask falls off]]. You can almost picture the perfect beat during this.

-->''Cue Tohru ([[GenreSavvy who had been hidden there the whole time in case Daolon Wong did what he did]]) swat Wong aside and free Uncle.''

* Jade's IKnowYouKnowIKnow logic about [[spoiler: figuring out that Black had changed the password on the Vault back to "007".]] Hebi, a bit lost, just decides to think that she went AWizardDidIt.
* During the above, [[spoiler: Shendu]] is observing and is trying to figure out what's happening, while the two are ignoring him. When he gets their attention and claims to be Jade's ArchEnemy, she derides him in a similar manner to Mortimer above and shuts the door on him.

* [[spoiler: Jackie's reaction to Jade saying that the Generals are summoning Tarakudo completely nonchalantly]].
* The Sages [[spoiler: delaying the Generals is equal this and Awesome]].

* [[spoiler: Tarakudo getting hit by an energy scroll after absorbing Hebi's General essence]].
* [[spoiler: Desire shows up to help Hero and Father against the Queen, and after she's bound, Hero asks Desire when she got there]].
* [[spoiler: Blankman trolling the leaders of the Magisters, whom he had just taken the reigns of, by acting like he's going to attack them, only to deposit file folders and the like on the table with his magic]].

* In the final scene, Jackie and Uncle are discussing how maybe now life will go back to normal, only for [[spoiler: Uncle's new teenage intern to accidentally break a statue, which unleashes a wolf spirit that possesses him]].

** Uncle then declares that [[spoiler: after they catch the wolf and save him, the teen is fired]].

* Love asking Desire if romance is in the future with what Jade desires. Blushing, Desire kicks her barrel back into the waves, with Love defiantly declaring that she ''will'' eventually get out and that Jade ''will'' have an epic romance eventually.

* [[spoiler" Blankman trolling the leaders of the group he had just taken the reigns of by acting like he's going to attack them, only to deposit file folders and the like on the table with his magic]].

* Jade's IKnowYouKnow logic about [[spoiler: figuring out that Black had changed the password on the Vault back to "007".]] Hebi, a bit lost, just decides to think that she went AWizardDidIt.

* Jade is ranting about her latest defeat, but grows annoyed when a Shadowkhan wonders into the room with a vacuum, spoiling the moment. She poofs him to try and restore it, but the vacuum is left running. Jade concedes defeat at this point and moves on.

-->"I am an {{evil overlord}} getting ready for the {{final battle}} with my [[QuirkyMinibossSquad sub-boss squad]] after clipping all the {{plot coupon}}s and nailing down my [[FaceHeelTurn heel turn]]! I have no time for lampshades! Just [[LampshadeHanging hang them]] somewhere or do whatever you want."

* When seeing that Verde's base is an AbandonedWarehouse, Uncle complains about all the villains using them, and says that Section 13 should buy them all out.

* In the seventh interlude, the Sages are shown recruiting apprentices by force. Though in Grey's case, we cut to him having already done so, and he's rambling his way through a dinosaur metaphor about the [[AStormIsComing coming age of conflict]] to his chosen apprentice, who he's BoundAndGagged and is pushing in a shopping cart.

** Speaking of which, he apparently bought out Conrad's entire supply.

*** She also tells her minions to steal everything of his that isn't nailed down, then find the power tools and take the stuff that ''is'' bolted down as well!

-->'''Blankman''': We are a poker table with three mob enforcers, a wizard who uses magic paper, and a magical ninja. The question is not who is cheating, but who is cheating ''better''.

* The bit with the X.
* Jade's reaction to the Mini Khan.
* Jade getting mad at Hak Foo for ruining her plan to trick the heroes into thinking Viper's FaceHeelTurn was voluntary.
* Hak Foo's FreakOut over the Mini Khan's apparent uselessness, which Right and Hebi watch while [[PassThePopcorn eating popcorn]].
* In a darkly hilarious way, there's Jackie angsting over the fact that even if they restore Jade, they'll probably just get caught up in another adventure, hypothetically wondering if he'll have to stop Zeus' wicked stepbrother from gathering a collection of bottle caps that will destroy the world if put back on their respective bottles.
* The Enforcers partying at a pub in London to celebrate their newfound freedom, only to then get arrested by Wisker and a number of London policemen.

* Chapter 22

*** Not to mention the fact their most intense battle for an Oni Mask being the online auction.

* Tohru taking out a number of Hebi's samurai with an enchanted umbrella is more an Awesome moment than a Funny one. But Jade's deadpan pointing this out to Hebi, and Hebi's outrage at such a ludicrous method of fighting her troops, are hilarious.
* Thanks to Tohru's sutras redirecting Jade's transport spell, she and her minions end up at some kind of farm filled with magic animals, and end up fighting them. We only see [[OffscreenMomentOfAwesome bits and pieces of this]], but it's apparently one of the toughest fights in the story, leaving Jade very freaked out and frustrated. And then the farmer gets involved...
* Jade's reaction when they finally get to Mortimer's mansion and she uses her GenreSavvy to figure out what happened.
* Jade's TheReasonYouSuckSpeech to Mortimer is equal parts this and CMOA, what with all Jade's [[LeaningOntheFourthWall comments on their roles in the story]], deriding him as a BigBadWannabe, and sending Left to give him a wedgie when he flees.
** She also tells her minions to steal everything of his that isn't nailed down, then find the power tools and take the stuff that ''is'' bolted down as well!

* Jade's TheReasonYouSuckSpeech to Mortimer is equal parts this and CMOA, what with all Jade's [[LeaningOntheFourth comments on their roles in the story]], deriding him as a BigBadWannabe, and sending Left to give him a wedgie when he flees.