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--> '''Bradley:''' [[TakeThatMe I don't know, but they oughta hang him]].

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--> '''Bradley:''' [[TakeThatMe [[SelfDeprecation I don't know, but they oughta hang him]].
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'''Patton:''' [[[{{Beat}} beat]]] ''(laughs)'' Okay, I'll drink to that. [[NotSoDifferent One son of a bitch to another.]]\\

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'''Patton:''' [[[{{Beat}} beat]]] ''(laughs)'' Okay, I'll drink to that. [[NotSoDifferent [[NotSoDifferentRemark One son of a bitch to another.]]\\
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--> '''Bradley:''' How the devil did you manage to stage that?!

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--> '''Bradley:''' '''Coningham:''' How the devil did you manage to stage that?!
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** Before that, a waiter offers Patton and the American officers some caviar. Only one of them accepts it, and Patton holds a DeathGlare at the man until he puts it down.
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* This exchange:
--> '''Clergyman''': Col. David toured us around your quarters, and I saw a Bible by your bed. Do you actually find time to read it?\\
'''Patton''': I Sure do. Every God damn day.
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'''Patton:''' [[[{{Beat}} beat]]] ''(laughs)'' Okay, I'll drink to that. [[NotSoDifferent One son of a bitch to another.]]

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'''Patton:''' [[[{{Beat}} beat]]] ''(laughs)'' Okay, I'll drink to that. [[NotSoDifferent One son of a bitch to another.]]]]\\
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--> '''Patton:''' My compliments to the General. Please inform him that I do not care to drink with him or any other Russian son of a bitch. ''(smiling)''\\
--> '''Translator:''' Sir... I-I cannot tell the General that.\\
--> '''Patton:''' ''(still smiling)''Tell him that. Tell him word for word.\\
--> '''Translator:''' ''(Tells the general what Patton told him. The general's smile changes to a disgusted look and he says something in Russian.)''\\
--> '''Translator:''' The General says that he thinks that... ''(nervous smile)'' ''you'' are a son of a bitch, too!\\
--> '''Patton:''' [[[{{Beat}} beat]]] ''(laughs)'' Okay, I'll drink to that. [[NotSoDifferent One son of a bitch to another.]]
--> *Patton and the Russian General share a drink with their arms interlocked, each keeping a very close eye on the other.*

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--> '''Patton:''' My compliments to the General. Please inform him that I do not care to drink with him or any other Russian son of a bitch. ''(smiling)''\\
--> '''Translator:''' Sir... I-I cannot tell the General that.\\
--> '''Patton:''' ''(still smiling)''Tell him that. Tell him word for word.\\
--> '''Translator:''' ''(Tells the general what Patton told him. The general's smile changes to a disgusted look and he says something in Russian.)''\\
--> '''Translator:''' The General says that he thinks that... ''(nervous smile)'' ''you'' are a son of a bitch, too!\\
--> '''Patton:''' [[[{{Beat}} beat]]] ''(laughs)'' Okay, I'll drink to that. [[NotSoDifferent One son of a bitch to another.]]
--> *Patton ''[Patton and the Russian General share a drink with their arms interlocked, each keeping a very close eye on the other.*]''

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* Patton brings a bull terrier to his speech in Britain, proud that it's a combat dog. The dog is interested by a Pekingese held by another lady and wants to play. The Pekingese instead decides to let the terrier know that no she ''does not'' want to play, making the terrier back off whining, much to Patton's chagrin.

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* Patton brings a bull terrier to his speech in Britain, proud that it's a combat dog.dog, intending to name him William after William the Conqueror. The dog is interested by a Pekingese held by another lady and wants to play. The Pekingese instead decides to let the terrier know that no she ''does not'' want to play, making the terrier back off whining, much to Patton's chagrin. chagrin.
--> '''Patton:''' Your name isn't William, it's Willy.

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