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* There's something about the way EdHarris plays Ed Du Bois that will make you chuckle: a man looking to enjoy impending retirement is being dragged into a case where he is the ''OnlySaneMan'' in perhaps the most literal example of this trope. That, and a DeadpanSnarker.

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* There's something about the way EdHarris Creator/EdHarris plays Ed Du Bois that will make you chuckle: a man looking to enjoy impending retirement is being dragged into a case where he is the ''OnlySaneMan'' in perhaps the most literal example of this trope. That, and a DeadpanSnarker.

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* "I thought your friend stored athletic equipment here. Because I am looking at a lot of homo stuff right now,"


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* "What do we do now?" "Star Sixty-Nine him!" "...You want me to have sex with him?"

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* "He should be ejected from thith fathility!"

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* "When I get to Heaven, I'm gonna tell ''Jesus'' what you did!"
* "He's having Shabbat!"


* Paul knocking out Kershaw when he tries to escape.
--> “Jesus Christ has given me thousands of gifts; one of them is being able to knock people the fuck out.”

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*** That one's even funnier if you recognize the ActorAllusion. [[spoiler: Wonder if they could smell what the Rock was cooking?]]


** "That lady's a whore. Yeah you, you fucking bitch."

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** "That lady's a whore. Yeah you, you fucking bitch.""
* There's something about the way EdHarris plays Ed Du Bois that will make you chuckle: a man looking to enjoy impending retirement is being dragged into a case where he is the ''OnlySaneMan'' in perhaps the most literal example of this trope. That, and a DeadpanSnarker.


* ([[AnAxToGrind Grabs axe]]) "I'm going old school."

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* ([[AnAxToGrind Grabs axe]]) "I'm going old school."
* "Baby booties? Asshole!"
* Doorbal's wife chewing him out about his small penis in court.
** "That lady's a whore. Yeah you, you fucking bitch.
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--> '''Paul:''' Why'd you make me do that to you, Victor? I have responsibilities! Jesus Christ himself has blessed me with many gifts! [[CrossesTheLineTwice One of them is knocking someone the fuck out!]]

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--> '''Paul:''' Why'd you make me do that to you, Victor? I have responsibilities! Jesus Christ himself has blessed me with many gifts! [[CrossesTheLineTwice One of them is knocking someone the fuck out!]]out!]]
* ([[AnAxToGrind Grabs axe]]) "I'm going old school."


* As the verdicts for the four are being read out at the end of the film, Lugo's reads "SENTENCED TO DEATH (PLUS THIRTY DAYS FOR BEING AN ASSHOLE TO A GUARD)"

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* As the verdicts for the four are being read out at the end of the film, Lugo's reads "SENTENCED TO DEATH (PLUS THIRTY DAYS FOR BEING AN ASSHOLE TO A GUARD)"GUARD)"
* Paul, after knocking out Victor when he tried to escape, gave this gem:
--> '''Paul:''' Why'd you make me do that to you, Victor? I have responsibilities! Jesus Christ himself has blessed me with many gifts! [[CrossesTheLineTwice One of them is knocking someone the fuck out!]]


* Lugo and Doorbal trying to return a chainsaw to Home Depot after it gets caught in one of the victims hair.

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* Lugo and Doorbal trying to return a chainsaw to Home Depot after it gets caught in one of the victims hair. And yes, this DID happen in real life.


** "I'm going to headbutt you and knock you out, okay?"



* Paul knocking out Kershaw when he tries to escape

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* Paul knocking out Kershaw when he tries to escapeescape.


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-->'''Daniel''': And people say Christian rock sucks.
-->''beat''
-->'''Store Owner''': [[SeriousBusiness Who says that?]]
-->'''Paul''': Yeah, who?
-->'''Daniel''': [[OhCrap Uh...]] Assholes, that's who!


--> “Jesus Christ has given me thousands of gifts; one of them is being able to knock people the fuck out.”



* Lugo and Doorbal trying to return a chainsaw to Home Depot after it gets caught in one of the victims hair.

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* Lugo and Doorbal trying to return a chainsaw to Home Depot after it gets caught in one of the victims hair.hair.
* As the verdicts for the four are being read out at the end of the film, Lugo's reads "SENTENCED TO DEATH (PLUS THIRTY DAYS FOR BEING AN ASSHOLE TO A GUARD)"


* Paul convincing the store owner that he worked with ''Stryper''

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* Paul convincing the store owner that he worked with ''Stryper''''Stryper''
* Lugo and Doorbal trying to return a chainsaw to Home Depot after it gets caught in one of the victims hair.


* Paul giving Griga's dog his severed toe.

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* Paul giving Griga's dog his severed toe.toe.
** Also Paul barbecuing the severed hands outside on the grill and cheerfully waving to a woman while the graphic "this is still a true story" appears onscreen.
* Paul knocking out Kershaw when he tries to escape
* Paul convincing the store owner that he worked with ''Stryper''

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