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-->''He always wanted to die getting fucked. Shame it wasn't in a brothel.''

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-->''He always wanted to die getting fucked. Shame it wasn't in a brothel.brothel. Well, at least he got fucked.''


* The [[https://youtu.be/3UWXTuEeWPw Swivel Dozer]] in Hoxton Breakout Day 1 due to how unexpected it is seeing a Bulldozer sitting on a swivel chair turning round to murder you.

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* The [[https://youtu.be/3UWXTuEeWPw be/16q4kJl2zqw Swivel Dozer]] in Hoxton Breakout Day 1 due to how unexpected it is seeing a Bulldozer sitting on a swivel chair turning round to murder you.


* Overkill released a PAYDAY 2-themed take on the classic [[https://youtu.be/zjnJk5V9nSM Twelve Days Of Christmas]]. On the first day, Chains gets "a broke-dick piece of shit drill". Every time the song gets back to him, he becomes even more upset, to the point where day eleven is just him ''[[UpToEleven loudly sobbing over the sound of]] [[DarthWiki/MostAnnoyingSound multiple broken drills beeping for attention]]''. Wolf and Twitch's lyrics progressively get louder and louder until the two of them start screaming incomprehensibly by the final day due to Twitch having his tires shot and Wolf panicking from the huge horde of cops. Some of the lyrics are also quite hilarious:

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* Overkill released a PAYDAY 2-themed take on the classic [[https://youtu.be/zjnJk5V9nSM Twelve Days Of Christmas]]. On the first day, Chains gets "a broke-dick piece of shit drill". Every time the song gets back to him, he becomes even more upset, to the point where day eleven is just him ''[[UpToEleven loudly sobbing over the sound of]] [[DarthWiki/MostAnnoyingSound multiple broken drills beeping for attention]]''.attention''. Wolf and Twitch's lyrics progressively get louder and louder until the two of them start screaming incomprehensibly by the final day due to Twitch having his tires shot and Wolf panicking from the huge horde of cops. Some of the lyrics are also quite hilarious:


* Overkill released a PAYDAY 2-themed take on the classic [[https://youtu.be/zjnJk5V9nSM Twelve Days Of Christmas]]. On the first day, Chains gets "a broke-dick piece of shit drill". Every time the song gets back to him, he becomes even more upset, to the point where day eleven is just him ''[[UpToEleven loudly sobbing over the sound of]] [[MostAnnoyingSound multiple broken drills beeping for attention]]''. Wolf and Twitch's lyrics progressively get louder and louder until the two of them start screaming incomprehensibly by the final day due to Twitch having his tires shot and Wolf panicking from the huge horde of cops. Some of the lyrics are also quite hilarious:

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* Overkill released a PAYDAY 2-themed take on the classic [[https://youtu.be/zjnJk5V9nSM Twelve Days Of Christmas]]. On the first day, Chains gets "a broke-dick piece of shit drill". Every time the song gets back to him, he becomes even more upset, to the point where day eleven is just him ''[[UpToEleven loudly sobbing over the sound of]] [[MostAnnoyingSound [[DarthWiki/MostAnnoyingSound multiple broken drills beeping for attention]]''. Wolf and Twitch's lyrics progressively get louder and louder until the two of them start screaming incomprehensibly by the final day due to Twitch having his tires shot and Wolf panicking from the huge horde of cops. Some of the lyrics are also quite hilarious:


* Some of Dallas's quotes are pretty hilarious, specially when he's badly injured:

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* Some of Dallas's quotes are pretty hilarious, specially when he's he is badly injured:



* In the Watchdogs mission: the boatman's reaction to the player fumbling a cocaine duffel bag pass worth hundred grand.

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* In the Watchdogs mission: the The boatman's reaction to the player fumbling throwing a bag of cocaine duffel bag pass worth hundred grand.in the water in Watchdogs.



* Pretty much [[https://youtu.be/vCxtuSCnLz4 the entire Payday Christmas Album]]. It consists almost entirely of 'Old' Hoxton singing christmas-themed songs laden with thoroughly British profanity, including a TakeThat at those who cheat in online games.

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* Pretty much The [[https://youtu.be/vCxtuSCnLz4 the entire Payday Christmas Album]]. It consists almost entirely of 'Old' old Hoxton singing christmas-themed songs laden with thoroughly British profanity, including a TakeThat jab at those who cheat in online games.



--> '''Hoxton:''' DID YOU MISS ME, YOU WANKERS!? ''[[EvilLaugh *Laughs*]]''

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--> '''Hoxton:''' DID YOU MISS ME, YOU WANKERS!? ''[[EvilLaugh *Laughs*]]''HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!]]''



* One of Hoxton's lines while being transported in the truck during the first day of the Hoxton Breakout is him remarking that at least he doesn't have Bain whining in his ear like a needy dog to go get the drill, referencing how annoyed players get during standard bank heists at Bain's constant reminders to pick up the drill that only cease after it's picked up for the first time.

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* One of Hoxton's lines while being transported in the truck during the first day of the Hoxton Breakout is him remarking that at least he doesn't have Bain whining in his ear like a needy dog to go get the drill, referencing how annoyed players get during standard bank heists at Bain's constant reminders to pick up the drill that only cease after it's it is picked up for the first time.



** A quick glance at Hoxton on the Sixth Day of Christmas shows the photo he's looking at, which seems to be an old colorless picture of the raising of the flag at Iwo Jima. Humorous at first, implying he's been in there awhile. Then you notice that the flag itself is hanging in the wrong direction and the men at the base are all wearing clown masks. That's right, it's a photo of the Payday gang stealing the Iwo Jima flag.

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** A quick glance at Hoxton on the Sixth Day of Christmas shows the photo he's looking at, which seems to be an old colorless picture of the raising of the flag at Iwo Jima. Humorous at first, implying he's he has been in there awhile. Then you notice that the flag itself is hanging in the wrong direction and the men at the base are all wearing clown masks. That's right, it's it is a photo of the Payday gang stealing the Iwo Jima flag.



* In the White Xmas Heist, Cloakers also wear... [[RuleOfFunny Santa hats. Also, they jingle when they charge.]]

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* In the White Xmas Heist, Xmas, Cloakers also wear... [[RuleOfFunny Santa hats. Also, they jingle when they charge.]]



* While stealthing the Dentist's ''The'' Diamond heist, Bain will sometimes comment on how awesome Genghis Khan was, then regret that he can't join the Crew.
* The [[https://youtu.be/3UWXTuEeWPw Swivel Dozer]] in Hoxton Breakout, Day 1 due to how unexpected it is seeing a Bulldozer sitting on a swivel chair turning round to murder you.

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* While stealthing the Dentist's ''The'' Diamond heist, Bain will sometimes comment on how awesome Genghis Khan was, then regret that he can't join the Crew.
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* The [[https://youtu.be/3UWXTuEeWPw Swivel Dozer]] in Hoxton Breakout, Breakout Day 1 due to how unexpected it is seeing a Bulldozer sitting on a swivel chair turning round to murder you.



** With the BBQ Pack you can ''burn'' civilians too!

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** With the release of Overkill BBQ Pack Pack, you can ''burn'' civilians too!



* It's Spring Break 2015, and [[http://i.imgur.com/qce9oP7.gif Chains has had enough of these white boys already.]]
* If you look at the stickers on the cars you need to steal in the Car Shop heist, you can see that not only are the cars secured by [=GenSec=], they're also painted with a special paint that can resist ''grenades''.

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* It's It is Spring Break 2015, and [[http://i.imgur.com/qce9oP7.gif Chains has had enough of these white boys already.]]
* If you look at the stickers on the cars you need to steal in the Car Shop heist, you can see that not only are the cars secured by [=GenSec=], they're they are also painted with a special explosive-proof paint that can resist ''grenades''.



** HilariousInHindsight: The next free heist to be released following Hoxton Revenge? Meltdown. In which Vlad sends the gang to steal '''''NUCLEAR WARHEADS'''''. [[EvenEvilHasStandards Even Bain's reaction to it is priceless]] as he wonders [[WhatWereYouThinking what was going through Vlad's head at the time he thought of the plan.]]

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** HilariousInHindsight: The It becomes more with the next free heist to be released following Hoxton Revenge? heist, Meltdown. In which Vlad sends tasked the gang to steal '''''NUCLEAR WARHEADS'''''.'''nuclear warheads'''. [[EvenEvilHasStandards Even Bain's reaction to it is priceless]] as he wonders [[WhatWereYouThinking what was going through Vlad's head at the time he thought of the plan.]]



* The Birth of Sky heist has a sequence where you jump out of a plane after launching money out of the cargo hold. Jumping after the money without a parachute has predictable results, but it's made more hilarious that you're just [[NonLethalKO taken into custody rather than dying on the spot.]]

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* The Birth of Sky heist has a sequence where you jump out of a plane after launching the money pallets out of the cargo hold. Jumping after the money without a parachute has predictable results, but it's made more hilarious that you're just [[NonLethalKO taken into custody rather than dying on the spot.]]



* Overkill released a video to wish everyone a happy holiday in 2015 involving Chains's voice actor doing a skit as Bob Ross mixed with Chains. It's quite hilarious to see the normally ScaryBlackMan be so calm and collected until this bit:

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* Overkill released a video to wish everyone a happy holiday in 2015 involving Chains's voice actor Damion Poitier (Chains' actor) doing a skit as Bob Ross mixed with Chains. It's It is quite hilarious to see the normally ScaryBlackMan be so calm and collected until this bit:



* The ''VideoGame/GoatSimulator'' heist is absurd enough on its own thanks to the bizarre and very random locations you can find the goats in, but there's new lines for the cops made specifically for the heist telling the players to "put down the goat and put their hands up".

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* The ''VideoGame/GoatSimulator'' heist is absurd enough on its own thanks to the bizarre and very random locations you can find the goats in, but there's there are new lines for the cops made specifically for the heist telling the players to "put down the goat and put their hands up".



* There's the [[https://youtu.be/F6Xuk_cieHQ Hardcore Henry Packs Trailer]], which has the Payday Gang be the [[OnlySaneMan Only Sane Men]] in the UpToEleven MindScrew of the ''Film/HardcoreHenry'' film. While it's tempting to say the ENTIRE trailer is a front-to-back CMOF, this line from Hoxton (Who's had a pillow case over his head the entire time [[spoiler:after coked-up Jimmy enters the room after the other Jimmy clone shoots himself in the head]] sums it up:

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* There's the The [[https://youtu.be/F6Xuk_cieHQ Hardcore Henry Packs Trailer]], trailer]], which has the Payday Gang be the [[OnlySaneMan Only Sane Men]] in the UpToEleven MindScrew of the ''Film/HardcoreHenry'' film. While it's it is tempting to say the ENTIRE trailer is a front-to-back CMOF, this funny moment, the line from Hoxton (Who's (who has had a pillow case over his head the entire time [[spoiler:after coked-up Jimmy enters the room after the other Jimmy clone shoots himself in the head]] sums it up:



* Most of the other heisters in the new Safehouse will talk to you if you interact with them:

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* Most of the other heisters in the new Safehouse safehouse will talk to you if you interact with them:



** And of course, there's a modification that replaces Bodhi's lines with the [[https://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/VideoGame/Postal Postal Dude's voice.]]
** To add some milk and cookies, there's a modification called ''Bulldozer Simulator'', which allows you to play the heists as a Skulldozer! Have fun [[GoingPostal going postal]] while being a [[RabidCop sick, twisted law enforcer]] by [[ShootEverythingThatMoves shooting everything that moves.]] [[OneHitKill Even the melee hit will instantly kill enemies]], enough to put the Cloaker to shame. Sadly, [[EveryoneHasStandards the cops will try to stop you from using]] [[PoliceBrutality excessive force]], though.

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** And of course, there's there is a modification that replaces Bodhi's lines with the [[https://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/VideoGame/Postal Postal Dude's voice.]]
** To add some milk and cookies, there's there is also a modification called ''Bulldozer Simulator'', which allows you to play the heists as a Skulldozer! Have fun [[GoingPostal going postal]] while being a [[RabidCop sick, twisted law enforcer]] by [[ShootEverythingThatMoves shooting everything that moves.]] [[OneHitKill Even the melee hit will instantly kill enemies]], enough to put the Cloaker to shame. Sadly, [[EveryoneHasStandards the cops will try to stop you from using]] [[PoliceBrutality excessive force]], though.



* Since the introduction of the Fugitive skill tree, there's a skill named "[[CounterAttack Counterstrike]]" that allows you to [[BlownAcrossTheRoom knock down]] enemies while you're holding a charging melee attack and acing it will [[NoSell allow you to knock down a]] [[https://youtu.be/vy0-H_bL-w8 Cloaker when he'll try to charge at you]] [[TooDumbToLive only to end up getting knocked down]]. Try killing the latter with this skill as [[EpicFail he'll repeatedly get downed.]] Oh, the humiliation!

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* Since the introduction of the Fugitive skill tree, there's there is a skill named "[[CounterAttack Counterstrike]]" that allows you to [[BlownAcrossTheRoom knock down]] enemies while you're holding a charging melee attack and acing it will [[NoSell allow you to knock down a]] [[https://youtu.be/vy0-H_bL-w8 Cloaker when he'll try to charge at you]] [[TooDumbToLive only to end up getting knocked down]]. Try killing the latter with this skill as [[EpicFail he'll repeatedly get downed.]] Oh, the humiliation!



* During the Henry's Rock heist, there is a button in the mainframe area that is locked under a plastic cover with a sign saying "DO NOT PRESS". [[SchmuckBait On Overkill and above, you can indeed press the button]]. [[spoiler:Doing so will rain down tear gas and two turrets from the ceiling. Exactly WHY this button is here and does that at all is...a mystery. Oh, and you also get an achievement for destroying the turrets and completing the heist as normal.]]

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* During the In Henry's Rock heist, Rock, there is a red button in the mainframe area that is locked under a plastic cover with a sign saying "DO NOT PRESS". [[SchmuckBait On Overkill difficulty and above, you can indeed press the button]]. [[spoiler:Doing so will rain down tear gas and two turrets from the ceiling. Exactly WHY this button is here and does that at all is...is still a mystery. Oh, and you You also get an achievement for destroying the turrets and completing the heist as normal.]]



** Someone, maybe Jacket, built a Snow-Dallas

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** Someone, maybe Jacket, built a Snow-DallasSnow-Dallas.


--> '''Jacket (First World Bank speech):''' Hey listen up, faggots. This is a robbery. [[DisproportionateRetribution John fucking cancelled his credit card so now we're gonna take all your fucking shit roflmao.]] If you stand up, I'll fucking quick-scope you and [[YouBastard it'll be your own fucking fault]] [[KickTheDog cuz you're retarded.]] Now behave yourselves before I send you to the time-out corner six feet under [[CrossesTheLineTwice with your fucking grandmother.]]

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--> '''Jacket (First World Bank speech):''' Hey listen up, faggots. This is a robbery. [[DisproportionateRetribution [[Machinima/ArbyNTheChief John fucking cancelled his credit card card]] [[DisproportionateRetribution so now we're gonna take all your fucking shit roflmao.]] If you stand up, I'll fucking quick-scope you and [[YouBastard it'll be your own fucking fault]] [[KickTheDog cuz you're retarded.]] Now behave yourselves before I send you to the time-out corner six feet under [[CrossesTheLineTwice with your fucking grandmother.]]


* Sometimes, when [[Creator/RonPerlman Rust]] answers a pager, he'll ask if the Pager Guy has seen {{Film/Hellboy}}, and say that they should [[ActorAllusion make a third film]].

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* Sometimes, when [[Creator/RonPerlman Rust]] answers a pager, he'll ask if the Pager Guy has seen {{Film/Hellboy}}, ''Film/{{Hellboy|2014}}'', and say that they should [[ActorAllusion make a third film]].


* While stealthing the McKendrick Museum, Bain will sometimes comment on how awesome Genghis Khan was, then regret that he can't join the Crew.

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* While stealthing the McKendrick Museum, Dentist's ''The'' Diamond heist, Bain will sometimes comment on how awesome Genghis Khan was, then regret that he can't join the Crew.



* The intro to new heist in the 2018 Spring Break event has Duke, Chains and Locke discuss the proper method of making donuts. While breaking into the ''FBI headquarters''.

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* The intro to new the Breakin' Feds heist in the 2018 Spring Break event has Duke, Chains and Locke discuss the proper method of making donuts. While breaking into the ''FBI headquarters''.


--> '''Jacket (Spotting a Cloaker):''' Ninja./[[EmbarrassingNickname Nightvision faggot]]./[[SplinterCell Fisher]].

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--> '''Jacket (Spotting a Cloaker):''' Ninja./[[EmbarrassingNickname Nightvision faggot]]./[[SplinterCell /[[VideoGame/SplinterCell Fisher]].



--> '''Jacket (First World Bank speech):''' Hey listen up, faggots. This is a robbery. [[DisproportionateRetribution John fucking cancelled his credit card so now we're gonna take all your fucking shit roflmao.]] If you stand up, I'll fucking quick-scope you and [[YouBastard it'll be your own fucking fault [[KickTheDog cuz you're retarded.]] Now behave yourselves before I send you to the time-out corner six feet under [[CrossesTheLineTwice with your fucking grandmother.]]

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--> '''Jacket (First World Bank speech):''' Hey listen up, faggots. This is a robbery. [[DisproportionateRetribution John fucking cancelled his credit card so now we're gonna take all your fucking shit roflmao.]] If you stand up, I'll fucking quick-scope you and [[YouBastard it'll be your own fucking fault fault]] [[KickTheDog cuz you're retarded.]] Now behave yourselves before I send you to the time-out corner six feet under [[CrossesTheLineTwice with your fucking grandmother.]]


'''SWAT Unit:''' This is a colossal goatfuck!

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'''SWAT Unit:''' This is a colossal goatfuck!goatfuck! (Even funnier during the Goat Simulator Heist, which features a bunch of goats all over the place.)


** In the [[spoiler:non-canon Bad Ending, we see the Heisters dropping their masks in Bain's grave. Except for Jacket, who drops his tape recorder there.]] By the end, during the WhereAreTheyNow text crawl, we see that instead of quitting, Jacket has "embraced an all-digital setup. Apparently it's much easier to understand him now."

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** In the [[spoiler:non-canon Bad Ending, we see the Heisters dropping their masks in Bain's grave. Except for Jacket, who drops his tape recorder there.]] By the end, during the WhereAreTheyNow text crawl, we see that instead of quitting, Jacket has "embraced an all-digital setup. Apparently it's much easier to understand him now.""
*Winter 2018, Overkill created a Happy Holidays poster of the gang enjoying a [[http://www.overkillsoftware.com/ovk-media/2018/12/Payday2_xmas2018HappyHolidays_OnlyLogo.png snowball fight.]] Jimmy is trying to snort the snow while Scarface stands beside him, facepalming.
** John Wick's got his gun out to keep Bonnie from pelting him with a snowball.
** Houston gets revenge on Hoxton with a snowball to the face.
** Someone, maybe Jacket, built a Snow-Dallas





* The enemy AI can also lead to some laughs, although more rarely. For instance, the static guard who always spawns at the gate on the Shadow Raid heist will almost never take notice of the player, even with the alarm blaring and civilians running past him screaming, so long as nobody fires an unsilenced weapon too close to him. This can even lead to situations such as players carrying loot bags running right past him, and he will stay right where he is, enjoying his cigarette.
* Most of the Specials have amusing quotes, but the Bulldozer's over-the-top trigger-happy violence and the Cloaker's casual disregard of the fourth wall are the highlights.

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* The enemy guard AI during stealth can also lead to some laughs, although more rarely. For instance, the static guard who always spawns at the gate on the Shadow Raid heist will almost never take notice of the player, even with the alarm blaring and civilians running past him screaming, so long as nobody fires an unsilenced weapon too close to him. This can even lead to situations such as players carrying loot bags running right past him, and he will stay right where he is, enjoying his cigarette.
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* Most of the Specials have amusing quotes, but the Bulldozer's over-the-top trigger-happy violence and the Cloaker's casual disregard of the fourth wall are the highlights.



* Bain sometimes warn you when enemies use flashbangs. He tells you that if you see one, [[CaptainObvious don't look directly into it]] [[DepartmentOfRedundancyDepartment unless you already seen it go off]], ''[[DepartmentOfRedundancyDepartment then]]'' [[DepartmentOfRedundancyDepartment don't look at it]].

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* Bain sometimes warn warns you when enemies use flashbangs. He tells you that if you see one, [[CaptainObvious don't look directly into it]] [[DepartmentOfRedundancyDepartment unless you already seen saw it go off]], ''[[DepartmentOfRedundancyDepartment then]]'' [[DepartmentOfRedundancyDepartment don't look at it]].



--> '''Hoxton:''' '''I SAID IT'S FUCKIN' PAYDAY [[CurseCutShort MOTHERFUCKE--]]'''

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--> '''Hoxton:''' '''I SAID IT'S FUCKIN' PAYDAY [[CurseCutShort MOTHERFUCKE--]]'''MOTHERFU--]]'''



** Hoxhud takes this a step further; headshots can ''[[BloodyHilarious decapitate]]'' enemies!

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** Hoxhud takes this a step further; headshots [[BoomHeadshot headshots]] can ''[[BloodyHilarious decapitate]]'' enemies!



--> "'''Hoxton:''' Yes,Yes! Now it's time to see helmets flying!"

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--> "'''Hoxton:''' Yes,Yes! Yes, yes! Now it's time to see helmets flying!"



** As of Update 91, Houston is answering back with similar insults - but he does call Hoxton by name as well.

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** As of Update 91, Houston is answering answers back with similar insults - but he does call Hoxton by name as well.



--> '''Caller''': "Can I transfer my money to another bank that won't be robbed?"

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--> '''Caller''': "Can I transfer "I'd like to move my money to another a bank that won't be robbed?"doesn't get robbed."



* Bain complaining about the price of a 1 hour ticket for the parking garage during Hoxton Breakout. Considering how much money they regularly get after a successful heist, it's ironic to hear him complain about a 7 dollar parking fee. It's even more funny on a meta level since the Hoxton Breakout was, at release, the highest paying heist ''in the entire game''. The Alesso Heist [[BrickJoke brings the joke back]] by allowing you to blow up a parking stub machine to get your money back, which also earns you an achievement!

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* Bain complaining about the price of a 1 hour 1-hour ticket for the parking garage during Hoxton Breakout. Considering how much money they regularly get after a successful heist, it's ironic to hear him complain about a 7 dollar parking $7-parking fee. It's even more funny on a meta level since the Hoxton Breakout was, at release, the highest paying heist ''in the entire game''. The Alesso Heist [[BrickJoke brings the joke back]] by allowing you to blow up a parking stub machine to get your money back, which also earns you an achievement!



** The lyrics for the final day change slightly too to indicate how bad the situation is with "9 hostages fleeing" turning into "all hostages gone" as well as Wolf and Twitch screaming madly(Hoxton doesn't even get a final "2 years in jail", since Twitch's scream is that long). Ulf Andersson, Wolf's voice actor, screamed so loud during the recording of the song that he actually ''damaged his vocal cords''.

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** The lyrics for the final day change slightly too to indicate how bad the situation is with "9 hostages fleeing" turning into "all hostages gone" as well as Wolf and Twitch screaming madly(Hoxton madly (Hoxton doesn't even get a final "2 years in jail", since Twitch's scream is that long). Ulf Andersson, Wolf's voice actor, screamed so loud during the recording of the song that he actually ''damaged his vocal cords''.



* While stealthing the Diamond Heist, Bain will sometimes comment on how awesome Genghis Khan was, then regret that he can't join the Crew.
* The [[https://youtu.be/3UWXTuEeWPw Swivel Dozer]] in Hoxton Breakout, Day 1 due to how unexpected it is seeing a Kill Dozer sitting on a swivel chair turning round to murder you

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* While stealthing the Diamond Heist, McKendrick Museum, Bain will sometimes comment on how awesome Genghis Khan was, then regret that he can't join the Crew.
* The [[https://youtu.be/3UWXTuEeWPw Swivel Dozer]] in Hoxton Breakout, Day 1 due to how unexpected it is seeing a Kill Dozer Bulldozer sitting on a swivel chair turning round to murder youyou.



* Although Jacket is usually treated as rather horrifying, his workaround for remaining silent results in a ''lot'' of {{Understatement}}s involving the most absurdly violent and chaotic situations possible within the game. Have to defend yourself after you're caught during an attempt at stealth?

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* Although Jacket is usually treated as rather horrifying, his workaround for remaining silent results in a ''lot'' of {{Understatement}}s {{understatement}}s involving the most absurdly violent and chaotic situations possible within the game. Have to defend yourself after you're caught during an attempt at stealth?



** Similarly, when downed, he'll often simply state "I have made a mistake."

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** Similarly, when downed, needing treatment, he'll often simply state "I have made a mistake."



* If you stealth Hoxton's Revenge, the Rat will [[SedgwickSpeech complain about the timelock and call the FBI paranoid]].
* If you take time to examine the evidence boards in Hoxton's Revenge, you can find that the FBI seems to be convinced that ''[[AxCrazy Vlad]]'' of all people [[BlatantLies is a model citizen and an upstanding member of the community]]. This is in spite of the fact that he runs what may be the ''least subtle protection racket in history.''
** HilariousInHindsight: The next free heist to be released following Hoxton's Revenge? Meltdown. In which Vlad sends the gang to steal '''''NUCLEAR WARHEADS'''''. [[EvenEvilHasStandards Even Bain's reaction to it is priceless]] as he wonders [[WhatWereYouThinking what was going through Vlad's head at the time he thought of the plan.]]

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* If you stealth Hoxton's Hoxton Revenge, the Rat will [[SedgwickSpeech complain about the timelock and call the FBI paranoid]].
* If you take time to examine the evidence boards in Hoxton's Hoxton Revenge, you can find that the FBI seems to be convinced that ''[[AxCrazy Vlad]]'' of all people [[BlatantLies is a model citizen and an upstanding member of the community]]. This is in spite of the fact that he runs what may be the ''least subtle protection racket in history.''
** HilariousInHindsight: The next free heist to be released following Hoxton's Hoxton Revenge? Meltdown. In which Vlad sends the gang to steal '''''NUCLEAR WARHEADS'''''. [[EvenEvilHasStandards Even Bain's reaction to it is priceless]] as he wonders [[WhatWereYouThinking what was going through Vlad's head at the time he thought of the plan.]]



* The Birth of Sky heist has a sequence where you jump out of a plane after launching money out of the cargo hold. Jumping after the money without a parachute has predictable results, but it's made more hilarious that you're just taken into custody rather than dying on the spot.

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* The Birth of Sky heist has a sequence where you jump out of a plane after launching money out of the cargo hold. Jumping after the money without a parachute has predictable results, but it's made more hilarious that you're just [[NonLethalKO taken into custody rather than dying on the spot.]]



* There's the [[https://youtu.be/F6Xuk_cieHQ Hardcore Henry Packs Trailer]], which has the Payday Gang be the [[OnlySaneMan Only Sane Men]] in the UpToEleven MindScrew of the ''Film/HardcoreHenry'' film. While it's tempting to say the ENTIRE trailer is a front-to-back CMOF, this line from Hoxton (Who's had a pillow case over his head the entire time[[spoiler: after coked-up Jimmy enters the room after the other Jimmy clone shoots himself in the head]] sums it up:

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* There's the [[https://youtu.be/F6Xuk_cieHQ Hardcore Henry Packs Trailer]], which has the Payday Gang be the [[OnlySaneMan Only Sane Men]] in the UpToEleven MindScrew of the ''Film/HardcoreHenry'' film. While it's tempting to say the ENTIRE trailer is a front-to-back CMOF, this line from Hoxton (Who's had a pillow case over his head the entire time[[spoiler: after time [[spoiler:after coked-up Jimmy enters the room after the other Jimmy clone shoots himself in the head]] sums it up:



* Sydney's voice lines also add some humor, particularly when she kills a cloaker and tells him, "Sit on my dick, cloaker!" Not to mention when she answers a pager by singing "Down Under".

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* Sydney's voice lines also add some humor, particularly when she kills a cloaker Cloaker and tells him, "Sit on my dick, cloaker!" Not to mention when she answers a pager by singing "Down Under".



--->'''Sokol (to Jacket):''': Hey, fuck you and your cassette. I will steal it one day when you sleep and then you'll have to talk like a real person.

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--->'''Sokol (to Jacket):''': Hey, [[PrecisionFStrike fuck you and your cassette.cassette]]. I will steal it one day when you sleep and then you'll have to talk like a real person.



** Day 6 shows TheMedic, a new EliteMook that the crew will face during their heists. The image shows Commissioner Garret banging his desk in confidence that the medics will make life difficult for the PAYDAY gang and then he reels his hand back in pain. Cut to a half dozen medics in the room with one of them asking if he should take a look at Garret's injured hand while already reaching for his medical supplies.
** Day 8 introduces mutations where players can play the game with custom rules. The image shows Clover telling Vlad [[ScrewTheRulesIMakeThem "Shut yer gob! It's my game and my house rules. Friendly fire is on!"]] Everyone is playing a board game called "clowns & Cops".

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** Day 6 shows TheMedic, a new EliteMook that the crew will face during their heists. The image shows Commissioner Garret Garrett banging his desk in confidence that the medics will make life difficult for the PAYDAY gang and then he reels his hand back in pain. Cut to a half dozen medics in the room with one of them asking if he should take a look at Garret's injured hand while already reaching for his medical supplies.
** Day 8 introduces mutations where players can play the game with custom rules. The image shows Clover telling Vlad [[ScrewTheRulesIMakeThem "Shut yer gob! It's my game and my house rules. Friendly fire is on!"]] Everyone is playing a board game called "clowns "Clowns & Cops".



--> '''Jacket (First World Bank speech):''' Hey listen up, faggots. This is a robbery. [[DisproportionateRetribution John fucking cancelled his credit card so now we're gonna take all your fucking shit roflmao.]] If you stand up, I'll fucking quick-scope you and [[YouBastard it'll be your own fucking fault cuz you're retarded.]] Now behave yourselves before I send you to the time-out corner six feet under [[CrossesTheLineTwice with your fucking grandmother.]]

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--> '''Jacket (First World Bank speech):''' Hey listen up, faggots. This is a robbery. [[DisproportionateRetribution John fucking cancelled his credit card so now we're gonna take all your fucking shit roflmao.]] If you stand up, I'll fucking quick-scope you and [[YouBastard it'll be your own fucking fault [[KickTheDog cuz you're retarded.]] Now behave yourselves before I send you to the time-out corner six feet under [[CrossesTheLineTwice with your fucking grandmother.]]



* After the release of the [[VideoGame/PAYDAYTheHeist remake of "Heat Street" heist]], you may notice that some of the achievement icons have a very humorous look. The difficulty achievements on the recent heist shows up as [[https://vignette4.wikia.nocookie.net/payday/images/f/fc/Hills_Street_Blues.png/revision/latest?cb=20170405145540 a turkey getting roasted inside a burning van]] (which is obviously [[TakeThatScrappy Matt himself as the "turkey"]]). The name for the achievement after beating it in Mayhem difficulty? "[[CrossesTheLineTwice We Don't Need No Water]]".

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* After the release of the [[VideoGame/PAYDAYTheHeist remake of "Heat Street" heist]], you may notice that some of the achievement icons have a very humorous look. The difficulty achievements on the recent heist shows up as [[https://vignette4.wikia.nocookie.net/payday/images/f/fc/Hills_Street_Blues.png/revision/latest?cb=20170405145540 a turkey getting roasted inside a burning van]] (which is obviously [[TakeThatScrappy Matt himself as the "turkey"]]). The name for the achievement after beating it in on Mayhem difficulty? "[[CrossesTheLineTwice We Don't Need No Water]]".



--> '''Medic:''' Cops always win- '''GGAARRGGHH!!!'''
* One of the modifiers you can activate in Crime Spree mode introduces a new unit: [[https://youtu.be/_tJ0sCGAcck the Medic Bulldozer]], who has unique lines ridiculing both the Payday gang and his own teammates.
--> '''Medic!Dozer:''' Results are back: You're a bitch!
--> '''Medic!Dozer:''' Oh, you slip on a puddle of [[UrineTrouble your own piss]]? Get up!
--> '''Medic!Dozer:''' '''''[[NoIndoorVoice WAKEY WAKEY, LITTLE BABY!!!]]'''''
--> '''Medic!Dozer:''' [[AssShove One morphine enema comin' up!]]
--> '''Medic!Dozer:''' Bitch down! We got a bitch down here!
--> '''Medic!Dozer:''' [[QuitYourWhining Just a scratch]]! Don't piss your pants! Now up!
--> '''Medic!Dozer:''' Those clowns are laughing at 'ya! Get up!
--> '''Medic!Dozer:''' I said: [[ClusterFBomb GET THE FUCK UP, MOTHER FUCKER]]!
--> '''Medic!Dozer:''' Good news: Free healthcare! Bad news: I'm your doctor!
--> '''Medic!Dozer:''' You'd never guess I went to med school, [[SincerityMode cuz I didn't]]!

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--> '''Medic:''' Cops always win- wi- '''GGAARRGGHH!!!'''
* One of the modifiers you can activate in Crime Spree mode and encounter during Death Sentence difficulty introduces a new unit: [[https://youtu.be/_tJ0sCGAcck the Medic Bulldozer]], who has unique lines ridiculing both the Payday gang and his own teammates.
--> '''Medic!Dozer:''' '''Medic Dozer:''' Results are back: [[DrJerk You're a bitch!
bitch!]]
--> '''Medic!Dozer:''' '''Medic Dozer:''' Oh, you slip on a puddle of [[UrineTrouble your own piss]]? Get up!
--> '''Medic!Dozer:''' '''Medic Dozer:''' '''''[[NoIndoorVoice WAKEY WAKEY, LITTLE BABY!!!]]'''''
--> '''Medic!Dozer:''' '''Medic Dozer:''' [[AssShove One morphine enema comin' up!]]
--> '''Medic!Dozer:''' '''Medic Dozer:''' Bitch down! We got a bitch down here!
--> '''Medic!Dozer:''' '''Medic Dozer:''' [[QuitYourWhining Just a scratch]]! Don't piss your pants! Now up!
--> '''Medic!Dozer:''' '''Medic Dozer:''' Those clowns are laughing at 'ya! Get up!
--> '''Medic!Dozer:''' '''Medic Dozer:''' I said: [[ClusterFBomb GET THE FUCK UP, MOTHER FUCKER]]!
--> '''Medic!Dozer:''' '''Medic Dozer:''' Good news: Free healthcare! Bad news: I'm your doctor!
--> '''Medic!Dozer:''' '''Medic Dozer:''' You'd never guess I went to med school, [[SincerityMode cuz I didn't]]!



** [[UpToEleven This skill also works on]] [[LightningBruiser Bulldozers]], albeit it only stuns them instead of knocking them down and [[AwesomeButImpractical being extremely]] [[{{Understatement}} risky]] towards [[MoreDakka Skulldozers]] or [[GatlingGood Minigun Dozers.]]

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** [[UpToEleven This skill also works on]] [[LightningBruiser Bulldozers]], albeit it only stuns them and negates their melee strike instead of knocking them down and [[AwesomeButImpractical being extremely]] [[{{Understatement}} risky]] towards [[MoreDakka Skulldozers]] or [[GatlingGood Minigun Dozers.]]



-->'''Chains:''' Everybody knows the secret’s in the ''glaze''.

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-->'''Chains:''' Everybody knows the secret’s secret's in the ''glaze''.



* Also doubling as a SugarWiki/MomentOfAwesome, [[spoiler: the True Ending. Sure, its leadup is pretty serious, but ultimately the gang finally manages to rest, with the original four resting in a beach, alongside Jimmy (who's having the time of his life with cocaine and women and swimsuits) and Locke...who's still wearing his fatigues. On the beach. Shooting golf balls at Dallas' yacht, Medic Bag. And he gets bonked in the head with a suitcase by the Butcher.]]
** In the [[spoiler: non-canon Bad Ending, we see the Heisters dropping their masks in Bain's grave. Except for Jacket, who drops his tape recorder there.]] By the end, during the WhereAreTheyNow text crawl, we see that instead of quitting, Jacket has "embraced an all-digital setup. Apparently it's much easier to understand him now."

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* Also doubling as a SugarWiki/MomentOfAwesome, [[spoiler: the [[spoiler:the True Ending. Sure, its leadup is pretty serious, but ultimately the gang finally manages to rest, with the original four resting in a beach, alongside Jimmy (who's having the time of his life with cocaine and women and swimsuits) and Locke...who's still wearing his fatigues. On the beach. Shooting golf balls at Dallas' yacht, Medic Bag. And he gets bonked in the head with a suitcase by the Butcher.]]
** In the [[spoiler: non-canon [[spoiler:non-canon Bad Ending, we see the Heisters dropping their masks in Bain's grave. Except for Jacket, who drops his tape recorder there.]] By the end, during the WhereAreTheyNow text crawl, we see that instead of quitting, Jacket has "embraced an all-digital setup. Apparently it's much easier to understand him now."


* If you take time to examine the evidence boards in Hoxton's Revenge, you can find that the FBI seems to be convinced that [[spoiler:''[[AxCrazy Vlad]]'']] of all people [[BlatantLies is a model citizen and an upstanding member of the community]]. [[spoiler:This is in spite of the fact that he runs what may be the ''least subtle protection racket in history.'']]
** HilariousInHindsight: The next free heist to be released following Hoxton's Revenge? Meltdown. In which Vlad sends the gang to steal [[spoiler:'''''NUCLEAR WARHEADS''''']]. Even Bain's reaction to it is priceless as he wonders what was going through Vlad's head at the time he thought of the plan.
-->'''Bain:''' "Vlad, are you fucking crazy!? [[spoiler: '''NUKES??''']]

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* If you take time to examine the evidence boards in Hoxton's Revenge, you can find that the FBI seems to be convinced that [[spoiler:''[[AxCrazy Vlad]]'']] ''[[AxCrazy Vlad]]'' of all people [[BlatantLies is a model citizen and an upstanding member of the community]]. [[spoiler:This This is in spite of the fact that he runs what may be the ''least subtle protection racket in history.'']]
''
** HilariousInHindsight: The next free heist to be released following Hoxton's Revenge? Meltdown. In which Vlad sends the gang to steal [[spoiler:'''''NUCLEAR WARHEADS''''']]. '''''NUCLEAR WARHEADS'''''. [[EvenEvilHasStandards Even Bain's reaction to it is priceless priceless]] as he wonders [[WhatWereYouThinking what was going through Vlad's head at the time he thought of the plan.
plan.]]
-->'''Bain:''' "Vlad, are you fucking crazy!? [[spoiler: '''NUKES??''']]'''NUKES??'''


* The drawing used to promote the game's 100th update is fairly [[HeartwarmingMoments heartwarming,]] showing the entire crew getting together to party and drink some champagne. However, two funny moments can be found in the image. One is Jimmy crouching down and reaching between Dallas' legs to have Sokol fill up his champagne glass, and the other is Houston popping the cork off a champagne bottle and [[WithFriendsLikeThese nearly hitting Hoxton with it.]]

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* The drawing used to promote the game's 100th update is fairly [[HeartwarmingMoments heartwarming,]] SugarWiki/{{heartwarming|Moments}}, showing the entire crew getting together to party and drink some champagne. However, two funny moments can be found in the image. One is Jimmy crouching down and reaching between Dallas' legs to have Sokol fill up his champagne glass, and the other is Houston popping the cork off a champagne bottle and [[WithFriendsLikeThese nearly hitting Hoxton with it.]]



** And the "It's Nice To Be Nice" ([[VideoGameCaringPotential Unlocked after beating "Heat Street" without civilian casualities]]) features [[https://vignette2.wikia.nocookie.net/payday/images/7/7f/Its_Nice_To_Be_Nice.png/revision/latest?cb=20170405145437 the crowd]] [[CrowdSurfing carrying]] [[HeartwarmingMoments a heister]].

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** And the "It's Nice To Be Nice" ([[VideoGameCaringPotential Unlocked after beating "Heat Street" without civilian casualities]]) features [[https://vignette2.wikia.nocookie.net/payday/images/7/7f/Its_Nice_To_Be_Nice.png/revision/latest?cb=20170405145437 the crowd]] [[CrowdSurfing carrying]] [[HeartwarmingMoments [[SugarWiki/HeartwarmingMoments a heister]].



* Also doubling as a CrowningMomentOfAwesome, [[spoiler: the True Ending. Sure, its leadup is pretty serious, but ultimately the gang finally manages to rest, with the original four resting in a beach, alongside Jimmy (who's having the time of his life with cocaine and women and swimsuits) and Locke...who's still wearing his fatigues. On the beach. Shooting golf balls at Dallas' yacht, Medic Bag. And he gets bonked in the head with a suitcase by the Butcher.]]

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* Also doubling as a CrowningMomentOfAwesome, SugarWiki/MomentOfAwesome, [[spoiler: the True Ending. Sure, its leadup is pretty serious, but ultimately the gang finally manages to rest, with the original four resting in a beach, alongside Jimmy (who's having the time of his life with cocaine and women and swimsuits) and Locke...who's still wearing his fatigues. On the beach. Shooting golf balls at Dallas' yacht, Medic Bag. And he gets bonked in the head with a suitcase by the Butcher.]]


* Also doubling as a CrowningMomentOfAwesome, [[spoiler: the True Ending. Sure, its leadup is pretty serious, but ultimately the gang finally manages to rest, with the original four resting in a beach, alongside Locke...who's still wearing his fatigues. On the beach. Shooting golf balls at Dallas' yacht, Medic Bag. And he gets bonked in the head with a suitcase by the Butcher.]]

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* Also doubling as a CrowningMomentOfAwesome, [[spoiler: the True Ending. Sure, its leadup is pretty serious, but ultimately the gang finally manages to rest, with the original four resting in a beach, alongside Jimmy (who's having the time of his life with cocaine and women and swimsuits) and Locke...who's still wearing his fatigues. On the beach. Shooting golf balls at Dallas' yacht, Medic Bag. And he gets bonked in the head with a suitcase by the Butcher.]]]]
** In the [[spoiler: non-canon Bad Ending, we see the Heisters dropping their masks in Bain's grave. Except for Jacket, who drops his tape recorder there.]] By the end, during the WhereAreTheyNow text crawl, we see that instead of quitting, Jacket has "embraced an all-digital setup. Apparently it's much easier to understand him now."

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