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* In Season VIII, Starfleet can't train the Pure Inner Strength. They are all frustrated, and Pinkie finally has enough.\\
'''Pinkie''': HEY! PURE STRENGTH! COME OUT AND HELP US!

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* In Season VIII, Starfleet can't train the Pure Inner Strength. They are all frustrated, and Pinkie finally has enough.\\
'''Pinkie''':
enough.
-->'''Pinkie''':
HEY! PURE STRENGTH! COME OUT AND HELP US!
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* Although the fic itself is rarely funny, the ponibooru thread is hilarious at times. For example:
** The author mentioned he didn't have a name for the Grand Ruler, and a few people were offering genuine names while most were just trolling him. [[WhamLine And then it was revealed:]]
-->Stop hating on [[SuspiciouslySimilarSubstitute Celesto]]!
** The others trolling the author with RuleThirtyFour of the Grand Ruler.
** The reaction to the petty TakeThat against one of the forumites who tried to help him.
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* This little gem from one of the earlier chapters, which manages to be [[ActuallyPrettyFunny genuinely amusing]] (although that's because the scene in question was ripped straight from the ''WesternAnimation/TalesFromTheCryptKeeper'' episode "Sleeping Beauty"):

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* This little gem from one of the earlier chapters, which manages to be [[ActuallyPrettyFunny genuinely amusing]] amusing (although that's because the scene in question was ripped straight from the ''WesternAnimation/TalesFromTheCryptKeeper'' episode "Sleeping Beauty"):
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* In the rewritten season 1, Artie pointing out to Lightning that Inquerius only speaks in questions, before saying that at least her VerbalTic is [[DamnedByFaintPraise less annoying]] [[TakeThatScrappy than Rhymey's]]. [[ImStandingRightHere Rhymey]] can only muster up the LameComeback "Annoying, eh? My rhymes are okay."

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* In the rewritten season 1, Season I, Artie pointing out to Lightning that Inquerius only speaks in questions, before saying that at least her VerbalTic is [[DamnedByFaintPraise less annoying]] [[TakeThatScrappy than Rhymey's]]. [[ImStandingRightHere Rhymey]] can only muster up the LameComeback "Annoying, eh? My rhymes are okay."



* In Season 8, Starfleet can't train the Pure Inner Strength. They are all frustrated, and Pinkie finally has enough.\\

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* In Season 8, VIII, Starfleet can't train the Pure Inner Strength. They are all frustrated, and Pinkie finally has enough.\\



** The others trolling the author with {{Rule 34}} of the Grand Ruler.

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** The others trolling the author with {{Rule 34}} RuleThirtyFour of the Grand Ruler.
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Unfortunate Names must be intentional, and "Celesto" is not bad by itself.


-->Stop hating on [[UnfortunateNames Celesto]]!

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-->Stop hating on [[UnfortunateNames [[SuspiciouslySimilarSubstitute Celesto]]!

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* In Season 8, Starfleet can't train the Pure Inner Strength. They are all frustrated, and Pinkie finally has enough.\\
'''Pinkie''': HEY! PURE STRENGTH! COME OUT AND HELP US!
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(the door slams behind the crew, [[JumpScare causing them to scream]])\\

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(the ''[the door slams behind the crew, [[JumpScare causing them to scream]])\\scream]]]''\\
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* This little gem from one of the earlier chapters, which manages to be [[ActuallyPrettyFunny genuinely amusing]]:

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* This little gem from one of the earlier chapters, which manages to be [[ActuallyPrettyFunny genuinely amusing]]:amusing]] (although that's because the scene in question was ripped straight from the ''WesternAnimation/TalesFromTheCryptKeeper'' episode "Sleeping Beauty"):
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* Pretty much any {{MST}} or other mock of this author's work. Seriously, with such low standards, it's hard to fail at making it funnier or at least more tolerable than the original source by itself. With the "Starfleet" stories, it's like the author made the ''WesternAnimation/MyLittlePonyFriendshipIsMagic'' fanfic equivalent of ''Webcomic/{{Sonichu}}''.

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* Pretty much any {{MST}} or other mock of this author's work. Seriously, with such low standards, it's hard to fail at making it funnier or at least more tolerable than the original source by itself. With the "Starfleet" stories, it's like the author made the ''WesternAnimation/MyLittlePonyFriendshipIsMagic'' fanfic equivalent of ''Webcomic/{{Sonichu}}''.
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* In the rewritten season 1, Artie pointing out to Lightning that Inquerius only speaks in questions, before saying that at least her VerbalTic is [[DamnedByFaintPraise less annoying]] [[TakeThatScrappy than Rhymey's]]. [[ImStandingRightHere Rhymey]] can only muster up the LameComeback "Annoying, eh? My rhymes are okay."
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** The others trolling the author with {{Rule 34}} of the [[GodModeSue Grand Ruler]].

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** The others trolling the author with {{Rule 34}} of the [[GodModeSue Grand Ruler]].Ruler.



* The fact that this fic was intended to deconstruct ''Friendship is Magic'', only to end up spawning numerous fics deconstructing it in response, all of which do a better job at deconstructing it than it does deconstructing the source material. HoistByHisOwnPetard much?

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* The fact that this fic was intended to deconstruct ''Friendship is Magic'', only to end up spawning numerous fics deconstructing it in response, all of which do a better job at deconstructing it than it does deconstructing the source material. HoistByHisOwnPetard much?
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* In the second chapter of "Starfleet Humans", Celestia nearly hits Lightning Dawn with her car, leading to an argument between the two. Cue the extremely awkward moment one chapter later when, at Lightning's visit to the principal on his first day, he and Celestia recognize each other.
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* The fact that this fic was intended to deconstruct ''Friendship is Magic'', only to end up spawning numerous fics deconstructing it in response, all of which do a better job at deconstructing it than it does deconstructing the source material. HoistByHisOwnPetard much?
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For moments that are [[{{Narm}} unintentionally hilarious]] (and believe us, this page used to be full of them), go to [[Narm/MyBravePonyStarfleetMagic this page]].

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For moments that are [[{{Narm}} unintentionally hilarious]] (and believe us, this page used to be full of them), hilarious]], go to [[Narm/MyBravePonyStarfleetMagic this page]].
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For moments that are [[{{Narm}} unintentionally hilarious]], go to [[Narm/MyBravePonyStarfleetMagic this page]].

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For moments that are [[{{Narm}} unintentionally hilarious]], hilarious]] (and believe us, this page used to be full of them), go to [[Narm/MyBravePonyStarfleetMagic this page]].

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* During the confrontation with Ace Ray in Part III, someone finally gets fed up with Rhymey's [[PainfulRhyme rhyming]].
-->'''Rhymey''': There's no need to make a fuss / there is nothing he can do to us.\\
'''Ace Ray''': And you... will YOU STOP WITH THAT RHYMING!




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* During the confrontation with Ace Ray in Part III, someone finally gets fed up with Rhymey's [[PainfulRhyme rhyming]].
-->'''Rhymey''': There's no need to make a fuss / there is nothing he can do to us.\\
'''Ace Ray''': And you... will YOU STOP WITH THAT RHYMING!
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* Although the fic itself isn't really funny, the ponibooru thread is hilarious at times. For example:
** The author mentioned he didn't have a name for the Grand Ruler, and a few people were offering genuine names while most were just trolling him. [[WhamLine And then it was revealed:]]
-->Stop hating on [[UnfortunateNames Celesto]]!
** The others trolling the author with {{Rule 34}} of the [[GodModeSue Grand Ruler]].
** The reaction to the petty TakeThat against one of the forumites who tried to help him.
** The implications about the author [[PerverseSexualLust having a thing for Celestia]].
*** Implications? The author himself said that "she makes him see sparkles before her eyes" and that he has a "harmless" crush on her. By harmless crush, I mean he had her get married to and have children with his SelfInsert.
* Pretty much any {{MST}} or other mock of this author's work. Seriously, with such low standards, it's hard to fail at making it funnier or at least more tolerable than the original source by itself. With the "Starfleet" stories, it's like the author made the ''WesternAnimation/MyLittlePonyFriendshipIsMagic'' fanfic equivalent of ''Webcomic/{{Sonichu}}''.




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!Meta examples
* Although the fic itself is rarely funny, the ponibooru thread is hilarious at times. For example:
** The author mentioned he didn't have a name for the Grand Ruler, and a few people were offering genuine names while most were just trolling him. [[WhamLine And then it was revealed:]]
-->Stop hating on [[UnfortunateNames Celesto]]!
** The others trolling the author with {{Rule 34}} of the [[GodModeSue Grand Ruler]].
** The reaction to the petty TakeThat against one of the forumites who tried to help him.
* Pretty much any {{MST}} or other mock of this author's work. Seriously, with such low standards, it's hard to fail at making it funnier or at least more tolerable than the original source by itself. With the "Starfleet" stories, it's like the author made the ''WesternAnimation/MyLittlePonyFriendshipIsMagic'' fanfic equivalent of ''Webcomic/{{Sonichu}}''.

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* Given Mykan's tendencies to steal material, referring to Starfleet as "original space ponies" in the first episode of Season 2.
* The fact that the protagonists are seriously frightened (though partially due to a curse) by ''bad dreams'' in one chapter, to the point that they're afraid to have anything do with their hobbies for several hours. Contrast that with the Mane 6's reactions in the [=FiM=] episode ''[[Recap/MyLittlePonyFriendshipIsMagicS5E13DoPrincessesDreamOfMagicSheep Do Princesses Dream of Magic Sheep?]]'', where they were scared for only a few seconds when they woke up. Curse or no curse, it makes them look ''incredibly'' incompetent.



* The thought of these [[InformedAbility strong and superior Space Ponies]] getting outmatched by untrained Diamond Dogs is nothing short of beautiful {{irony}}. The InUniverse explanation is that "[[VoodooShark they had strong armor]]".


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* The thought of these [[InformedAbility strong and superior Space Ponies]] getting outmatched by untrained Diamond Dogs is nothing short of beautiful {{irony}}. The InUniverse explanation is that "[[VoodooShark they had strong armor]]".


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Rouge Angles Of Satin example seems like Narm. For the rest, Crowning Moment Of Funny pages are about funny moments in the work not "ISN'T IT HILARIOUS HOW PATHETIC THIS GUY IS?!?!?!?!"


* There are sure to be some [[DeadpanSnarker snarky moments]] on this fic's very trope page.



* Though it was revealed to be a {{troll}}, the idea of an African preacher plagiarizing Mykan's work. The {{irony}} is ''delicious''.



* Some of Mykan's RougeAnglesOfSatin moments are pretty hilarious, but one in particular stands out. Early on in the original fic, resident GenericDoomsdayVillain Lord Titan has the "heroes" right where he wants them, and gets thwarted by the timely arrival of [[EthnicScrappy Dyno and Mite]]. When Lightning gets free, he shoots Titan a look of [[UsefulNotes/FurryFandom furry]].[[note]]It's supposed to be a look of ''fury'', but then again the MST wouldn't have anything to make fun of if it were correctly spelled. Or written. Or overall competent, for that matter.[[/note]]
* There's just something inherently amusing about how the author found ''Friendship is Magic'' [[GirlShowGhetto too girly and childish]] and set out to write something with more appeal to a male audience, and [[EpicFail wound up with something even more stereotypically girly and childish]] than the source material.
** [[HilariousInHindsight Even better]]: the source material itself gets a lot more sophisticated than this fic ever was at points, especially concerning [[Recap/MyLittlePonyFriendshipIsMagicS4E26TwilightsKingdomPart2 a certain fight scene]].
* The thought of these [[InformedAbility strong and superior Space Ponies]] getting outmatched by untrained Diamond Dogs is nothing short of beautiful {{irony}}.
** The InUniverse explanation is that "[[VoodooShark they had strong armor]]". [[NotMakingThisUpDisclaimer Yes, really.]]
* Another meta variant, but on Mykan's official artwork of Titan on DeviantArt, if you scroll down to the comments, you can find a beautiful little conversation with Mykan, of all people, [[EveryoneHasStandards playing the sane one for a little bit]].
--> '''Mykan:''' Titan revealed that he sold his soul, heart, and the lower half of his body. It's all smoke and magic under that robe of his.\\
'''Deviant:''' Wait, so he doesn't have a schlong no longer? That would make me mad, too.\\
'''Mykan:''' [[NotHelpingYourCase He SOLD IT... his lower half. He deliberately gave it up]]\\
'''Deviant:''' [[AskAStupidQuestion Why did he give up his schlong]]\\
'''Mykan:''' 1: [[{{Squick}} Because it's disgusting]] 2: He wanted power 3: [[FelonyMisdemeanor You're blocked for]] [[GetYourMindOutOfTheGutter having THAT kind of attitude with the mentioning of]] [[RougeAnglesOfSatin gentiles]]
* Mykan once actually gave a positive review to an episode of ''WesternAnimation/MyLittlePonyFriendshipIsMagic''. Namely, [[Recap/MyLittlePonyFriendshipIsMagicS7E10ARoyalProblem "A Royal Problem"]]. Just let that sink in...
** His reasoning? Because "sisters bicker", "Twilight is bone-headed like I portray her" (even though she's more in denial that the two most powerful ponies in Equestria are fighting, and fretting over Starlight's own plot-driving mistake), "it coincidentally copies an episode of mine", "We get to learn more about Celestia" (even mentioning his "UNWANTED" crush on her), and "I've picture[[FailedASpotCheck s]] Celestia evil". [[WesternAnimation/ThePowerpuffGirls Careful Mykan]], [[SmallNameBigEgo your ego is showing...]]

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* Some of Mykan's RougeAnglesOfSatin moments are pretty hilarious, but one in particular stands out. Early on in the original fic, resident GenericDoomsdayVillain Lord Titan has the "heroes" right where he wants them, and gets thwarted by the timely arrival of [[EthnicScrappy Dyno and Mite]]. When Lightning gets free, he shoots Titan a look of [[UsefulNotes/FurryFandom furry]].[[note]]It's supposed to be a look of ''fury'', but then again the MST wouldn't have anything to make fun of if it were correctly spelled. Or written. Or overall competent, for that matter.[[/note]]
* There's just something inherently amusing about how the author found ''Friendship is Magic'' [[GirlShowGhetto too girly and childish]] and set out to write something with more appeal to a male audience, and [[EpicFail wound up with something even more stereotypically girly and childish]] than the source material.
** [[HilariousInHindsight Even better]]: the source material itself gets a lot more sophisticated than this fic ever was at points, especially concerning [[Recap/MyLittlePonyFriendshipIsMagicS4E26TwilightsKingdomPart2 a certain fight scene]].
* The thought of these [[InformedAbility strong and superior Space Ponies]] getting outmatched by untrained Diamond Dogs is nothing short of beautiful {{irony}}.
**
{{irony}}. The InUniverse explanation is that "[[VoodooShark they had strong armor]]". [[NotMakingThisUpDisclaimer Yes, really.]]
* Another meta variant, but on Mykan's official artwork of Titan on DeviantArt, if you scroll down to the comments, you can find a beautiful little conversation with Mykan, of all people, [[EveryoneHasStandards playing the sane one for a little bit]].
--> '''Mykan:''' Titan revealed that he sold his soul, heart, and the lower half of his body. It's all smoke and magic under that robe of his.\\
'''Deviant:''' Wait, so he doesn't have a schlong no longer? That would make me mad, too.\\
'''Mykan:''' [[NotHelpingYourCase He SOLD IT... his lower half. He deliberately gave it up]]\\
'''Deviant:''' [[AskAStupidQuestion Why did he give up his schlong]]\\
'''Mykan:''' 1: [[{{Squick}} Because it's disgusting]] 2: He wanted power 3: [[FelonyMisdemeanor You're blocked for]] [[GetYourMindOutOfTheGutter having THAT kind of attitude with the mentioning of]] [[RougeAnglesOfSatin gentiles]]
* Mykan once actually gave a positive review to an episode of ''WesternAnimation/MyLittlePonyFriendshipIsMagic''. Namely, [[Recap/MyLittlePonyFriendshipIsMagicS7E10ARoyalProblem "A Royal Problem"]]. Just let that sink in...
** His reasoning? Because "sisters bicker", "Twilight is bone-headed like I portray her" (even though she's more in denial that the two most powerful ponies in Equestria are fighting, and fretting over Starlight's own plot-driving mistake), "it coincidentally copies an episode of mine", "We get to learn more about Celestia" (even mentioning his "UNWANTED" crush on her), and "I've picture[[FailedASpotCheck s]] Celestia evil". [[WesternAnimation/ThePowerpuffGirls Careful Mykan]], [[SmallNameBigEgo your ego is showing...]]
armor]]".

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* Although you need to be a little bit of a bastard to find it funny, the author himself. Just how deluded can he get?
** Provided it isn't actually some brony being a {{Troll}} to everyone, that is.
*** The sad thing? He's really, really not kidding. A look through his ff.net archive has him doing this sort of thing since 2006.
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** His reasoning? Because "sisters bicker", "Twilight is bone-headed like I portray her" (even though she's more worried what's going on and fretting about Starlight's own mistake), "it coincidentally copies an episode of mine", "We get to learn more about Celestia" (even mentioning his "UNWANTED" crush on her), and "I've picture[[FailedASpotCheck s]] Celestia evil". [[WesternAnimation/ThePowerpuffGirls Careful Mykan]], [[SmallNameBigEgo your ego is showing...]]

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** His reasoning? Because "sisters bicker", "Twilight is bone-headed like I portray her" (even though she's more worried what's going on in denial that the two most powerful ponies in Equestria are fighting, and fretting about over Starlight's own plot-driving mistake), "it coincidentally copies an episode of mine", "We get to learn more about Celestia" (even mentioning his "UNWANTED" crush on her), and "I've picture[[FailedASpotCheck s]] Celestia evil". [[WesternAnimation/ThePowerpuffGirls Careful Mykan]], [[SmallNameBigEgo your ego is showing...]]
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** His reasoning? Because "sisters bicker", "Twilight is bone-headed like I portray her" (even though she's more worried what's going on and fretting about Starlight's own mistake), "it coincidentally copies an episode of mine", "We get to learn more about Celestia" (even mentioning his "UNWANTED" crush on her), and "I've picture[[FailedASpotCheck s]] Celestia evil". [[WesternAnimation/ThePowerpuffGirls Careful Mykan]], [[SmallNameBigEgo your ego is showing...]]
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* Mykan once actually gave a positive review to a My Little Pony episode. Namely, A Royal Problem. Just let that sink in...

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* Mykan once actually gave a positive review to a My Little Pony episode. an episode of ''WesternAnimation/MyLittlePonyFriendshipIsMagic''. Namely, A [[Recap/MyLittlePonyFriendshipIsMagicS7E10ARoyalProblem "A Royal Problem.Problem"]]. Just let that sink in...
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* Mykan once actually gave a positive review to a My Little Pony episode. Namely, A Royal Problem. Just let that sink in...
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* There are sure to be some [[DeadpanSnarker snarky moments]] on this fic's very trope page.
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For moments that are [[{{Narm}} unintentionally hilarious]], go to [[Narm/MyBravePonyStarfleetMagic this page]].
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* Although the fic itself isn't really funny, the ponibooru thread is hilarious at times. For example:
** The author mentioned he didn't have a name for the Grand Ruler, and a few people were offering genuine names while most were just trolling him. [[WhamLine And then it was revealed:]]
-->Stop hating on [[UnfortunateNames Celesto]]!
** The others trolling the author with {{Rule 34}} of the [[GodModeSue Grand Ruler]].
** The reaction to the petty TakeThat against one of the forumites who tried to help him.
** The implications about the author [[PerverseSexualLust having a thing for Celestia]].
*** Implications? The author himself said that "she makes him see sparkles before her eyes" and that he has a "harmless" crush on her. By harmless crush, I mean he had her get married to and have children with his SelfInsert.
* Although you need to be a little bit of a bastard to find it funny, the author himself. Just how deluded can he get?
** Provided it isn't actually some brony being a {{Troll}} to everyone, that is.
*** The sad thing? He's really, really not kidding. A look through his ff.net archive has him doing this sort of thing since 2006.
* Pretty much any {{MST}} or other mock of this author's work. Seriously, with such low standards, it's hard to fail at making it funnier or at least more tolerable than the original source by itself. With the "Starfleet" stories, it's like the author made the ''WesternAnimation/MyLittlePonyFriendshipIsMagic'' fanfic equivalent of ''Webcomic/{{Sonichu}}''.
* During the confrontation with Ace Ray in Part III, someone finally gets fed up with Rhymey's [[PainfulRhyme rhyming]].
-->'''Rhymey''': There's no need to make a fuss / there is nothing he can do to us.\\
'''Ace Ray''': And you... will YOU STOP WITH THAT RHYMING!
* Given Mykan's tendencies to steal material, referring to Starfleet as "original space ponies" in the first episode of Season 2.
* The fact that the protagonists are seriously frightened (though partially due to a curse) by ''bad dreams'' in one chapter, to the point that they're afraid to have anything do with their hobbies for several hours. Contrast that with the Mane 6's reactions in the [=FiM=] episode ''[[Recap/MyLittlePonyFriendshipIsMagicS5E13DoPrincessesDreamOfMagicSheep Do Princesses Dream of Magic Sheep?]]'', where they were scared for only a few seconds when they woke up. Curse or no curse, it makes them look ''incredibly'' incompetent.
* Though it was revealed to be a {{troll}}, the idea of an African preacher plagiarizing Mykan's work. The {{irony}} is ''delicious''.
* This little gem from one of the earlier chapters, which manages to be [[ActuallyPrettyFunny genuinely amusing]]:
-->'''Brain:''' Eh... What should we say?\\
'''Lightning:''' How about... "come and get us"?\\
(the door slams behind the crew, [[JumpScare causing them to scream]])\\
'''Lightning:''' Although a blood-curdling scream is just as good.
* Some of Mykan's RougeAnglesOfSatin moments are pretty hilarious, but one in particular stands out. Early on in the original fic, resident GenericDoomsdayVillain Lord Titan has the "heroes" right where he wants them, and gets thwarted by the timely arrival of [[EthnicScrappy Dyno and Mite]]. When Lightning gets free, he shoots Titan a look of [[UsefulNotes/FurryFandom furry]].[[note]]It's supposed to be a look of ''fury'', but then again the MST wouldn't have anything to make fun of if it were correctly spelled. Or written. Or overall competent, for that matter.[[/note]]
* There's just something inherently amusing about how the author found ''Friendship is Magic'' [[GirlShowGhetto too girly and childish]] and set out to write something with more appeal to a male audience, and [[EpicFail wound up with something even more stereotypically girly and childish]] than the source material.
** [[HilariousInHindsight Even better]]: the source material itself gets a lot more sophisticated than this fic ever was at points, especially concerning [[Recap/MyLittlePonyFriendshipIsMagicS4E26TwilightsKingdomPart2 a certain fight scene]].
* The thought of these [[InformedAbility strong and superior Space Ponies]] getting outmatched by untrained Diamond Dogs is nothing short of beautiful {{irony}}.
** The InUniverse explanation is that "[[VoodooShark they had strong armor]]". [[NotMakingThisUpDisclaimer Yes, really.]]
* Another meta variant, but on Mykan's official artwork of Titan on DeviantArt, if you scroll down to the comments, you can find a beautiful little conversation with Mykan, of all people, [[EveryoneHasStandards playing the sane one for a little bit]].
--> '''Mykan:''' Titan revealed that he sold his soul, heart, and the lower half of his body. It's all smoke and magic under that robe of his.\\
'''Deviant:''' Wait, so he doesn't have a schlong no longer? That would make me mad, too.\\
'''Mykan:''' [[NotHelpingYourCase He SOLD IT... his lower half. He deliberately gave it up]]\\
'''Deviant:''' [[AskAStupidQuestion Why did he give up his schlong]]\\
'''Mykan:''' 1: [[{{Squick}} Because it's disgusting]] 2: He wanted power 3: [[FelonyMisdemeanor You're blocked for]] [[GetYourMindOutOfTheGutter having THAT kind of attitude with the mentioning of]] [[RougeAnglesOfSatin gentiles]]
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