History Funny / Moonraker

* Bond introducing Jaws to Holly Goodhead when they're in the cable car.

* Bond's very straightforward introduction of Jaws to Dr. Goodhead while atop the cable car.
-->'''Holly:''' You know him?
-->'''Bond:''' Not socially. His name is Jaws, he kills people.
** Lampshaded on WebVideo/CinematicExcrement:
-->'''Smeghead''': I wonder if that's what it says on his business cards: "Jaws; kills people, will travel".

* During the ambulance fight, James Bond's head ends up on top of Dr. Goodhead's crotch and he finds the time to still say "Sorry." while getting tossed around.

-->Well, I sort of try to play James Bond", was my considered reply

** The henchman controlling the cable cars makes Jaws' go at full speed... and can't stop it and [[ScrewThisImOuttaHere runs away]], causing Jaws to crash in the controlling building, with a OhCrap face.

* Jaws flapping his arms trying to fly after tearing the ripcord off his parachute[[note]](He's actually trying to steer himself so that he'll land in the middle of the circus tent)[[/note]].

* Jaws' "You have got to be kidding me!" look on his face when Bond gets away on a hang glider. Then his OhCrap face after he breaks the steering wheel of his boat as it heads towards an InevitableWaterfall.

* While Bond is hanging off the side of a cable car:
-->'''Holly''': Hang on, James.
-->'''Bond''': ''(casually)'' [[DeadpanSnarker The thought had occurred to me]].

-->'''Smeghead''': I wonder if that's what it says on his business cards: "Jaws, kills people, will travel".

* Bond attempting to knee Jaws in the crotch aboard the station; the bewildered look on his face when he hears a ''metal clang'' is priceless.

* In the climax of the novel, Drax gives his NewEraSpeech to all of Britain and the assembled news reporters (who all still assume Drax is still performing a routine missile test instead of an act of war). Said speech includes lines like "great arrow of [[{{Revenge}} vengeance]]" and "the fate of my country's enemies will be written [[AxCrazy in dust, in ashes, in tears and in blood]]". Cue a phenomenally AwkwardSilence amongst the assembly, before the BBC reporter tries to [[MoveAlongNothingToSeeHere uncomfortably move things along]].

%%See thread to discuss an image.

[[quoteright:350:https://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/_329.jpg]]
[[caption-width-right:350:From ImplacableMan to [[WesternAnimation/WileECoyoteAndTheRoadrunner Wile E. Coyote]].]]

--> '''Q''': "Ten darts. Five blue-tipped with armor-piercing heads. Five red-tipped, cyanide coated, causing death in thirty seconds.

--> '''Q''': "I think he's attempting re-entry, sir."

--> '''Q''': "It's activated by nerve impulses from the wrist muscles."
--> '''Bond''': "Like this?" (the dart lands in a painting of [[UsefulNotes/TheHouseOfStuart King William III]] on a horse. Specifically, the horse's bottom, so that it looks like the dart caused the horse to jump up)

--> '''Q''': "Be careful, will you?"
--> '''Bond''': "Yes, Q."

--> '''Bond''': "Very novel, Q. You must get them in the stores for Christmas."

** Creator/LoisChiles wasn't feeling easy about filming one scene. So, to help relax her, during one take someone dressed up as a green martian and started washing the plexiglass windows of the space station. It worked.
** While filming in Venice, some prop boys got some wreaths for the funeral boat from a church...where a ''[[RefugeInAudacity real]]'' funeral was taking place.
** "One evening, I was volunteered to attend a function at a huge house just off the Grand Canal, in aid of the Save-Venice campaign. Creator/KenAdam offered to come with me. We eventually found the bar and soon realized that we were the youngest people there. We'd just taken a sip of our drinks when a white-haired old lady, in a very strangulated upper-class English country voice asked, "What are you doing here in Venice?"\\
"We're making a film", I said\\
"Oh, a fillum, eh? What sort of fillum?"\\
"It's James Bond, 007"\\
"Ohhh! And what do '''you''' do?" she asked.\\
Ken was now snorting with laughter behind her back - I could have killed him.\\
"Well, I sort of try to play James Bond", was my considered reply\\
She pause, moved back a foot or two, looked me up and down, then announced, "You'll be very good. I know Creator/IanFleming, you know".\\
[[DeadpanSnarker I wonder if she knew he'd been dead fifteen years?]]"
** It took ''six takes'' to get the Bondola afloat...because the left side inflated more quickly than the right and Moore fell in the canal. "It worked earlier, guv", said the props man. Thankfully, it was done on take six, when Moore was down to his last dry suit.
** When Moore had a kidney stone attack, the publicist told reporters, "Creator/RogerMoore has passed his kidney stone, but the bad news is that Creator/LoisChiles has swallowed it".

[[caption-width-right:350:From an ImplacableMan to [[WesternAnimation/WileECoyoteAndTheRoadrunner Wile E. Coyote]].]]

[[caption-width-right:350:The [[OhCrap face]] Jaws makes when heading towards a waterfall.]]

* Jaws' "You have got to be kidding me!" look on his face when Bond gets away on a hang glider.

** While filming in Venice, some prop boys got some wreaths for the funeral boat from a church...where a ''real'' funeral was taking place.

I wonder if she knew he'd been dead fifteen years?"

* The Gondola chase scene, which has James piloting a hovercraft down the streets of Venice, to various {{Reaction Shot}}s, including a dog (with a "you gotta be kidding" expression), a pigeon ([[http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-4VlE_HTOuVA/UIvDJTsFa4I/AAAAAAAABQc/gFj2ZPihfLM/s800/MoonRaker1.gif which double-takes]]... [[SpecialEffectsFailure poorly]]), and a waiter who pours his patron's drink down his back in shock. It also has two NoMoreForMe gags, with a smoker and a wino tourist.