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** While filming in Venice, some prop boys got some wreaths for the funeral boat from a church...where a ''real'' funeral was taking place.
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** While filming in Venice, some prop boys got some wreaths for the funeral boat from a church...where a ''real'' ''[[RefugeInAudacity real]]'' funeral was taking place.
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I wonder if she knew he'd been dead fifteen years?"
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[[DeadpanSnarker I wonder if she knew he'd been dead fifteen years?"years?]]"
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!!Behind The Scenes
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* The Gondola chase scene, which has James piloting a hovercraft down the streets of Venice, to various {{Reaction Shot}}s, including a dog (with a "you gotta be kidding" expression), a pigeon ([[http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-4VlE_HTOuVA/UIvDJTsFa4I/AAAAAAAABQc/gFj2ZPihfLM/s800/MoonRaker1.gif which double-takes]]... [[SpecialEffectsFailure poorly]]), and a waiter who pours his patron's drink down his back in shock. It also has two NoMoreForMe gags, with a smoker and a wino tourist.
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* The Gondola chase scene, [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l9YYKQ2Ek4c which has James piloting a hovercraft down the streets of Venice, Venice]], to various {{Reaction Shot}}s, including a dog (with a "you gotta be kidding" expression), a pigeon ([[http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-4VlE_HTOuVA/UIvDJTsFa4I/AAAAAAAABQc/gFj2ZPihfLM/s800/MoonRaker1.gif which double-takes]]... [[SpecialEffectsFailure poorly]]), and a waiter who pours his patron's drink down his back in shock. It also has two NoMoreForMe gags, with a smoker and a wino tourist.
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"Ohhh! And what do '''you''' do?" she asked.\\\
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"Ohhh! And what do '''you''' do?" she asked.\\\\\
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She pause, moved back a foot or two, looked me up and down, then announced, "You'll be very good. I know Creator/IanFleming, you know".\\\
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She pause, moved back a foot or two, looked me up and down, then announced, "You'll be very good. I know Creator/IanFleming, you know".\\\\\
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** "One evening, I was volunteered to attend a function at a huge house just off the Grand Canal, in aid of the Save-Venice campaign. Creator/KenAdam offered to come with me. We eventually found the bar and soon realized that we were the youngest people there. We'd just taken a sip of our drinks when a white-haired old lady, in a very strangulated upper-class English country voice asked, "What are you doing here in Venice?"///
"We're making a film", I said///
"Oh, a fillum, eh? What sort of fillum?"///
"It's James Bond, 007"///
"Ohhh! And what do '''you''' do?" she asked.///
Ken was now snorting with laughter behind her back - I could have killed him.///
"Well, I sort of try to play James Bond", was my considered reply///
She pause, moved back a foot or two, looked me up and down, then announced, "You'll be very good. I know Creator/IanFleming, you know".///
I wonder if she knew he'd been dead fifteen years?
"We're making a film", I said///
"Oh, a fillum, eh? What sort of fillum?"///
"It's James Bond, 007"///
"Ohhh! And what do '''you''' do?" she asked.///
Ken was now snorting with laughter behind her back - I could have killed him.///
"Well, I sort of try to play James Bond", was my considered reply///
She pause, moved back a foot or two, looked me up and down, then announced, "You'll be very good. I know Creator/IanFleming, you know".///
I wonder if she knew he'd been dead fifteen years?
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** "One evening, I was volunteered to attend a function at a huge house just off the Grand Canal, in aid of the Save-Venice campaign. Creator/KenAdam offered to come with me. We eventually found the bar and soon realized that we were the youngest people there. We'd just taken a sip of our drinks when a white-haired old lady, in a very strangulated upper-class English country voice asked, "What are you doing here in Venice?"///
Venice?"\\
"We're making a film", Isaid///
said\\
"Oh, a fillum, eh? What sort offillum?"///
fillum?"\\
"It's James Bond,007"///
007"\\
"Ohhh! And what do '''you''' do?" she asked.///
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Ken was now snorting with laughter behind her back - I could have killed him.///
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"Well, I sort of try to play James Bond", was my consideredreply///
reply\\
She pause, moved back a foot or two, looked me up and down, then announced, "You'll be very good. I know Creator/IanFleming, you know".///
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I wonder if she knew he'd been dead fifteenyears?years?"
"We're making a film", I
"Oh, a fillum, eh? What sort of
"It's James Bond,
"Ohhh! And what do '''you''' do?" she asked.
Ken was now snorting with laughter behind her back - I could have killed him.
"Well, I sort of try to play James Bond", was my considered
She pause, moved back a foot or two, looked me up and down, then announced, "You'll be very good. I know Creator/IanFleming, you know".
I wonder if she knew he'd been dead fifteen
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* "So, how do you kill five hours in Rio if you don't know how to samba?" [[ThePornomancer Oh James...]]
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* "So, "Meanwhile, how do you kill five hours in Rio if you don't know how to samba?" [[ThePornomancer Oh James...]]
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!!The Novel
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-->'''Holly''': Hang on, James.
-->'''Bond''': ''(casually)'' [[DeadpanSnarker The thought had occurred to me]].
* From Creator/RogerMoore's autobiography:
** Creator/LoisChiles wasn't feeling easy about filming one scene. So, to help relax her, during one take someone dressed up as a green martian and started washing the plexiglass windows of the space station. It worked.
** While filming in Venice, some prop boys got some wreaths for the funeral boat from a church...where a ''real'' funeral was taking place.
** "One evening, I was volunteered to attend a function at a huge house just off the Grand Canal, in aid of the Save-Venice campaign. Creator/KenAdam offered to come with me. We eventually found the bar and soon realized that we were the youngest people there. We'd just taken a sip of our drinks when a white-haired old lady, in a very strangulated upper-class English country voice asked, "What are you doing here in Venice?"///
"We're making a film", I said///
"Oh, a fillum, eh? What sort of fillum?"///
"It's James Bond, 007"///
"Ohhh! And what do '''you''' do?" she asked.///
Ken was now snorting with laughter behind her back - I could have killed him.///
"Well, I sort of try to play James Bond", was my considered reply///
She pause, moved back a foot or two, looked me up and down, then announced, "You'll be very good. I know Creator/IanFleming, you know".///
I wonder if she knew he'd been dead fifteen years?
** It took ''six takes'' to get the Bondola afloat...because the left side inflated more quickly than the right and Moore fell in the canal. "It worked earlier, guv", said the props man. Thankfully, it was done on take six, when Moore was down to his last dry suit.
** When Moore had a kidney stone attack, the publicist told reporters, "Creator/RogerMoore has passed his kidney stone, but the bad news is that Creator/LoisChiles has swallowed it".
!!The
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* The Gondola chase scene, which has James piloting a hovercraft down the streets of Venice, to various {{Reaction Shot}}s, including a dog (with a "you gotta be kidding" expression), a pigeon (which double-takes... [[SpecialEffectsFailure poorly]]), and a waiter who pours his patron's drink down his back in shock. It also has two NoMoreForMe gags, with a smoker and a wino tourist.
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* The Gondola chase scene, which has James piloting a hovercraft down the streets of Venice, to various {{Reaction Shot}}s, including a dog (with a "you gotta be kidding" expression), a pigeon (which double-takes...([[http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-4VlE_HTOuVA/UIvDJTsFa4I/AAAAAAAABQc/gFj2ZPihfLM/s800/MoonRaker1.gif which double-takes]]... [[SpecialEffectsFailure poorly]]), and a waiter who pours his patron's drink down his back in shock. It also has two NoMoreForMe gags, with a smoker and a wino tourist.
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* ''[[http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-4VlE_HTOuVA/UIvDJTsFa4I/AAAAAAAABQc/gFj2ZPihfLM/s800/MoonRaker1.gif The doubletaking pigeon]]'' in Venice; either for its hilariously bad editing or for the sheer silliness of it.
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* The Gondola chase scene, which has James piloting a hovercraft down the streets of Venice, to various {{Reaction Shot}}s, including a dog (with a "you gotta be kidding" expression), a pigeon (which double-takes), and a waiter who pours his patron's drink down his back in shock. It also has two NoMoreForMe gags, with a smoker and a wino tourist.
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* The Gondola chase scene, which has James piloting a hovercraft down the streets of Venice, to various {{Reaction Shot}}s, including a dog (with a "you gotta be kidding" expression), a pigeon (which double-takes), double-takes... [[SpecialEffectsFailure poorly]]), and a waiter who pours his patron's drink down his back in shock. It also has two NoMoreForMe gags, with a smoker and a wino tourist.
* Let's not forget this bit where Q gives Bond the wrist dart gun.
--> '''Q''': "It's activated by nerve impulses from the wrist muscles."
--> '''Bond''': "Like this?" (the dart lands in a painting of [[UsefulNotes/TheHouseOfStuart King William III]] on a horse. Specifically, the horse's bottom, so that it looks like the dart caused the horse to jump up)
--> '''M''': [[SarcasmMode Oh, thank you, 007!]]
--> '''Q''': "Be careful, will you?"
--> '''Bond''': "Yes, Q."
--> '''Q''': "Ten darts. Five blue-tipped with armor-piercing heads. Five red-tipped, cyanide coated, causing death in thirty seconds.
--> '''Bond''': "Very novel, Q. You must get them in the stores for Christmas."
--> '''Q''': "It's activated by nerve impulses from the wrist muscles."
--> '''Bond''': "Like this?" (the dart lands in a painting of [[UsefulNotes/TheHouseOfStuart King William III]] on a horse. Specifically, the horse's bottom, so that it looks like the dart caused the horse to jump up)
--> '''M''': [[SarcasmMode Oh, thank you, 007!]]
--> '''Q''': "Be careful, will you?"
--> '''Bond''': "Yes, Q."
--> '''Q''': "Ten darts. Five blue-tipped with armor-piercing heads. Five red-tipped, cyanide coated, causing death in thirty seconds.
--> '''Bond''': "Very novel, Q. You must get them in the stores for Christmas."
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* Jaws flapping his arms trying to fly after tearing the ripcord off his parachute[[note]]He's actually trying to steer himself so that he'll land in the middle of the circus tent[[/note]].
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* Jaws flapping his arms trying to fly after tearing the ripcord off his parachute[[note]]He's parachute[[note]](He's actually trying to steer himself so that he'll land in the middle of the circus tent[[/note]].tent)[[/note]].
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* Upon arriving at the Drax residence, which is a French chateau brought to California brick by brick, Bond muses why he didn't buy the Eiffel Tower as well.
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* Upon arriving at the Drax residence, which is a French chateau brought to California brick by brick, Bond muses why that he didn't buy should have bought the Eiffel Tower as well.
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* Upon arriving at the Drax residence, which is a French chateau brought to California brick by brick, Bond muses why he didn't buy the Eiffel Tower as well.
-->'''Corinne:''' He did, but the French government refused him an export permit.
-->'''Corinne:''' He did, but the French government refused him an export permit.
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* Bond's very straightforward introduction of Jaws to Dr. Goodhead while atop the cable car.
-->'''Holly:''' You know him?
-->'''Bond:''' Not socially. His name is Jaws, he kills people.
** Lampshaded on WebVideo/CinematicExcrement:
-->'''Smeghead''': I wonder if that's what it says on his business cards: "Jaws, kills people, will travel".
-->'''Holly:''' You know him?
-->'''Bond:''' Not socially. His name is Jaws, he kills people.
** Lampshaded on WebVideo/CinematicExcrement:
-->'''Smeghead''': I wonder if that's what it says on his business cards: "Jaws, kills people, will travel".
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* After escaping from Jaws on the cable cars, Holly suddenly gives Bond a kiss.
-->'''Bond:''' What was that for?
-->'''Holly:''' For saving my life.
-->'''Bond:''' Well, remind me to do that more often.
-->'''Bond:''' What was that for?
-->'''Holly:''' For saving my life.
-->'''Bond:''' Well, remind me to do that more often.
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* The gondola scene. Oh, the gondola scene.
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* Jaws flapping his arms trying to fly after tearing the ripcord off his parachute.
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* Jaws flapping his arms trying to fly after tearing the ripcord off his parachute.parachute[[note]]He's actually trying to steer himself so that he'll land in the middle of the circus tent[[/note]].
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