History Funny / MissionImpossibleIII

* When Ethan-as-Davian gets in the Lamborghini with Zhen and Luther opens the pothole below the false console of the car.

* As Ethan escapes IMF HQ, he jams the walkie-talkies by holding down the talk button, disabling Brassel's ability to communicate with security. As Ethan comes out of the cover building, he pins the walkie-talkie next to a radio playing "We Are Family" on his way to freedom. Brassel is in disbelief as the song comes over the walkie-talkies, turning to his partner stating, "[[YouHaveGotToBeKiddingMe You have GOT to be kidding me]]."

* This exchange during Ethan's debrief on the [[spoiler: botched]] rescue mission of Agent Farris.

-->'''Luther''': In our job, there's always going to be something between you and a woman. Always.\\
'''Ethan''': Luther--\\
'''Luther''': Dishonesty poisons everything--\\
'''Ethan''': I think I need to tell you something--\\
'''Luther''': Stop talking. This isn't about you, Ethan. Whoever this girl is, you're gonna end up messing with her life too. Don't do it.\\
'''Ethan''': Jules and I got married two days ago.\\

'''Luther''': Congratulations!\\
'''Ethan''': Thanks!

-->'''Translator''': Her hotel has laundry service and she'll happily take care of it.
-->'''Ethan-as-Davian''': ''[smiles]'' You want to wash my shirt? What are we going to do in your hotel room while I'm not wearing my shirt?\\

'''Translator''': ''[suppressing an eyeroll]'' 'She'll think of something'.

* How Ethan [[spoiler:kills Davian at the end. Davian gets run over by a truck... [[LosingAShoeInTheStruggle somehow leaving behind only his shoe]].]] A hilarious Anticlimax if there ever was one.

'''Brassel:''' It's unacceptable that chocolate makes you fat, but [[FatBastard I've eaten my share and guess what?]]

'''Brassel:''' It's unacceptable that [[NarmCharm chocolate makes you fat, but I've eaten my share and guess what?]]

'''Ethan!Davian:''' Nothing. ''[climbs down into the hole]''

-->'''Ethan!Davian''': ''[smiles]'' You want to wash my shirt? What are we going to do in your hotel room while I'm not wearing my shirt?\\
''[Zhen speaking obviously flirtatious Chinese]''\\

* When Ethan!Davian gets in the Lamborghini with Zhen and Luther opens the pothole below the false console of the car.
-->'''Ethan!Davian:''' What's up?\\

-->'''Translator''': Her hotel has laundry service and she'll happily take care of it.\\
'''Ethan!Davian''': ''[smiles]'' You want to wash my shirt? What are we going to do in your hotel room while I'm not wearing my shirt?\\

** ''"Maybe we can share a jail cell, you know? If this all goes tits up, which it will. The location of that number is Shanghai. There, I just told you. Shanghai. I just aided and abetted an enemy of the state. Fantastic. Thank you."''

'''Luther:''' Nothing, what's up with you?\\

* "Turn the switch on and off. Don't forget the off." Such a serious line delivered so seriously shouldn't be funny, but it is!
* "I'm going to die unless you kill me."
* While instructing Julia how to use a gun, she doesn't realize she's pointing the gun at him.
** "DON'T point at me!!"

-->'''Benji:''' I'm gonna loose my citizenship for this, you know.

* How Ethan [[spoiler:kills Davian at the end. Davian gets run over by a truck... Somehow leaving behind only his shoe.]] A hilarious Anticlimax if there ever was one.

** "Maybe we can share a jail cell, you know? If this all goes tits up, which it will. The location of that number is Shanghai. There, I just told you. Shanghai. I just aided and abetted an enemy of the state. Fantastic. Thank you."

* How Ethan [[spoiler:kills Davian at the end. Davian gets run over by a truck... Somehow leaving behind only his shoe.]]

'''Brassel:''' It's unacceptable that [[NarmCharm chocolate makes you fat, but I've eaten my share.]]

--> '''Ethan''': Mr. Brassel, it's unacceptable to question Agent Farris's competence...
--> '''Brassel''': It's unacceptable that [[NarmCharm chocolate makes you fat, but I've eaten my share.]]

--> '''Benji:''' I'm assuming it's a code word for something he's about to sell to an unspecified buyer, for 850 million dollars by the way, or maybe it's not a code word. Maybe it's just a ''really'' expensive bunny appendage.

-->'''Ethan!Davian''': What's up?
-->'''Luther''': Nothing, what's up with you?
-->'''Ethan!Davian''': Nothing. *climbs down into the hole*

* How Ethan [[spoiler: kills Davian at the end. Davian gets run over by a truck... Somehow leaving behind only his shoe.]]

* As Ethan escapes IMF HQ, he jams the walkie-talkies by holding down the talk button, disabling Brassel's ability to communicate with security. As Ethan comes out of the cover building, he pins the walkie-talkie next to a radio playing "We Are Family" on his way to freedom. Brassel is in disbelief as the song comes over the walkie-talkies, turning to his partner stating, "You have GOT to be kidding me."

* Benji speculates on what "The Rabbit's Foot" is, made all the funnier thanks to SimonPegg's delivery:

* As Ethan escapes IMF HQ, he jams the walkie-talkies by holding down the talk button, disabling Brassel's ability to communicate with security. As Ethan comes out of the cover building, he pins the walkie-talkie next to a radio playing "We Are Family" on his way to freedom. Brassel is in disbelief as the song comes over the walkie-talkies, turning to his partner stating, "You have GOT to be kidding me."

* As Ethan escapes IMF HQ, he jams the walkie-talkies by holding down the talk button, disabling Brassel's ability to communicate with security. As Ethan comes out of the cover building, he pins the walkie-talkie next to a radio playing "We Are Family" on his way to freedom. Brassel is in disbelief as the song comes over the walkie-talkies, turning to his partner stating, "You have GOT to be kidding me."
* "Turn the switch on and off. Don't forget the off." Such a serious line delivered so seriously shouldn't be funny, but it is!
* "I'm going to die unless you kill me."
* While instructing Julia how to use a gun, she doesn't realize she's pointing the gun at him.
** "DON'T point at me!!"

* "I'm gonna loose my citizenship for this."

--> '''Benji:''' I'm assuming it's a code word for something he's about to sell to an unspecified buyer, for 850 million dollars by the way, or maybe it's not a code word. Maybe it's just an ''really'' expensive bunny appendage.

* How Ethan [[spoilers: kills Davian at the end. Davian gets run over by a truck... Somehow leaving behind only his shoe.]]