History Funny / MenInBlack3

* Agent W. No, Andy Warhol ''wasn't'' [[BeethovenWasAnAlienSpy an alien spy]], but he was on the job against those who were!

'''J:''' Listen, I have rights and I demand to see my lawyer before [[BatmanGambit you press that small button on the side firmly]].\\

-->'''J:''' I'm looking for Kay. Have you seen him? Sort of a surly, older gentleman. He smiles like this.\\

** Shortly before, Kay finds a living Spiky Bulba among the fish being served (a favourite of Boris the Animal) and begins to slap Wu with it. Each time, the Bulba gives a high pitched squeal. Then as he winds up for the final slap, you hear the creature make a very high pitched squeal, as if saying "Nononono!"

-->'''J:''' ''[overjoyed]'' Kay!!! ''[moves to hug him]''\\

-->'''Bowling Ball Head:''' You did not just walk into my establishment and rip my head off. Hey, if you do this then I'll hunt you down and make you walk funny for the rest of your miserable days on earth! You've messed with the wrong head! I'll kill ya both! I swear I'll kill both of youse! Ow! Jesus!

* In the kitchen of the Chinese restaurant, a real-life blobfish appears over a worksurface as a piece of AlienLunch. Even funnier, they accidentally hit it during the fight and the fish complains with an absurdly human groan ("'Ey!").

-->'''Bowling Ball Head:''' You did not just walk into my establishment and rip my head off. Hey, if you do this then I'll hunt you down and make you walk funny for the rest of your miserable life! I'll kill ya both! I swear I'll kill both of youse! Ow! Jesus!

** The funeral starts of as TearJerker mixed with [[Heartwarming/MenInBlackIII heartwarming]] with the worms singing AmazingFreakingGrace in their native tongue as everyone is silent, [[MoodWhiplash then we get to Agent O's eulogy]], where she proceeds to paraphrase something an alien said about him... in the same language of the original quote, which consists of high-pitched, off-key screeching. When the camera cuts to the assembled agents, everyone is looking somber, or even touched... except J, whose reaction is confusion-induced hilarity.

** Agent O's eulogy, where she proceeds to paraphrase something an alien said about him... in the same language of the original quote, which consists of high-pitched, off-key screeching. When the camera cuts to the assembled agents, everyone is looking somber, or even touched... except J, whose reaction is confusion-induced hilarity.

'''J:''' That, gentlemen, is a standard issue Neuralizer, but you're not gonna remember that. AND JUST BECAUSE YOU SEE A BLACK MAN DRIVING A NICE CAR, DOES NOT MEAN THAT IT IS STOLEN! ''[beat]'' ...Well, I stole this one. BUT NOT BECAUSE I'M BLACK.

* Boris talking to his old self is truly a [[HamToHamCombat sight to behold]], it's like watching Jemaine Clement trying to outham ''himself'' in an ever-lasting scenery-chewing competition. In particular when Future Boris is talking but Past Boris keeps staring at his lost arm.:
-->'''Future Boris:''' We grab the [=ArcNet=], ''kill'' Agent K, the ''invasion'' will be ''successful,'' ''[[ArsonMurderAndJaywalking AND]]'' we get to keep both of our [[BerserkButton aaaaaa]]'''[[BerserkButton aaaaAAAAAA]]''''''''[[BerserkButton AAAAAAARGRGH!!!]]''''' '''[[PunctuatedForEmphasis STOP! STARING! AT IT!]]'''

* Past Boris climbing up to grab the [=ArcNet=] and saying in such an upbeat tone; "[[ItMakesSenseInContext I win! I'm better than me!]]"

-->'''K:''' You lose something over here, Honda?\\

** Just before the Cosmic Lanes scene, there's a bit where J and K are traveling in K's old car. J just keeps staring at K, with K giving a few disturbed looks, all in silence.

'''J:''' [nodding] Mmm Hmm\\

'''O:''' There are only 2 possibilities, 1 is you've been bitten by the horvatian brain tick and could die in horrible agony at any moment...\\

'''O:''' [[OhCrap Damn it]]... . it's not the tick!\\
'''J:''' [[MeaningfulEcho Damn it, it's not the tick]]? It's something worse than the tick?

-->'''Bowling Ball Head:''' Ya can't just walk into my establishment and rip my head off. Hey, if you do this then I'll hunt you down and make you walk funny for the rest of your miserable life! I'll kill ya both! I swear I'll kill both of youse! Ow! Jesus!

** "Andy, [[Creator/YokoOno Yoko's here!]]" "[--Ughhhh, Yoko's here...--]"

** Shortly before, Kay finds a living Spiky Bulba among the fish being served(a favourite of Boris the Animal)and begins to slap Wu with it. Each time, the Bulba gives a high pitched squeal. Then as he winds up for the final slap, you hear the creature make a very high pitched squeal, as if saying "Nononono!"

-->'''Future Boris:''' We grab the [=ArcNet=], ''kill'' Agent K, the ''invasion'' will be ''successful,'' ''[[ArsonMurderAndJaywalking AND]]'' we get to keep both of our [[BerserkButton aaaaaa]]'''[[BerserkButton aaaaAAAAAA]]'''''[[BerserkButton AAAAAAARGRGH!!!]]''''' '''[[PunctuatedForEmphasis STOP! STARING! AT IT!]]'''

-->'''Future Boris:''' We grab the [=ArcNet=], ''kill'' Agent K, the ''invasion'' will be ''successful,]]'' ''[[ArsonMurderAndJaywalking AND]]'' we get to keep both of our [[BerserkButton aaaaaa]]'''[[BerserkButton aaaaAAAAAA]]'''''[[BerserkButton AAAAAAARGRGH!!!]]''''' '''[[PunctuatedForEmphasis STOP! STARING! AT IT!]]'''

-->'''Future Boris:''' We grab the [=ArcNet=], ''kill'' Agent K, the ''invasion'' will be ''successful, AND'' we get to keep both of our [[BerserkButton aaaaaa]]'''[[BerserkButton aaaaAAAAAA]]'''''[[BerserkButton AAAAAAARGRGH!!!]]''''' '''[[PunctuatedForEmphasis STOP! STARING! AT IT!]]'''

-->'''Future Boris:''' And we get to keep both of our [[BerserkButton aaaaaa]] '''[[BerserkButton aaaaAAAAAA]]'''''[[BerserkButton AAAAAAARGRGH!!!]]''''' '''[[PunctuatedForEmphasis STOP! STARING! AT IT!]]'''

-->'''Future Boris:''' And we get to keep both of our [[BerserkButton a--AAARGRGH]]. [[PunctuatedForEmphasis STOP! STARING! AT IT!]]

* After time has been altered, J is back in MIB HQ and asks O about what's been happening. O says that there are two possibilities about it, the first being a long winded explanation about a dangerous alien tick that could kill J... and then promptly slaps J hard.
-->'''O:''' ''[disappointed]'' Damn it, it's not the tick...\\
'''J:''' ''[annoyed, rubbing his cheek]'' "Damn it, it's '''not''' the tick?!"

** Agent O's eulogy , where she proceeds to paraphrase something an alien said about him... in the same language of the original quote. When the camera cuts to the assembled agents, everyone is looking somber, or even touched... except J, whose reaction is confusion-induced hilarity.

* The "Viagrans", who have developed a [[GettingCrapPastTheRadar "revolutionary new pill"]].

* Just before the Cosmic Lanes scene, there's a bit where J and K are traveling in K's old car. J just keeps staring at K, with K giving a few disturbed looks, all in silence.

* In the kitchen of the Chinese restaurant, a real-life blobfish appears over a worksurface as a piece of AlienLunch. Even funnier, they accidentally hit it during the fight and the fish complains with an absurdly human groan.

* From the trailer: