History Funny / LittleNicky

* Admit it, you laughed when [[AcceptableTargets Hitler]]'s selection of pineapple was turned down. Either that or the fact that he was dressed in a FrenchMaid outfit.

*** The demon then sheepishly tries to put the bunny back together again.

--> '''Cassius:''' Dad, this is ''bullshit!''\\

--> '''Nicky:''' ''(waking up with crossed eyes and talking in a grandmotherly voice)'' I will eat your heart.\\

--> '''Nicky:''' GET IN THE FLASK!\\

--> '''Record:''' '''I COMMAND YOU IN THE NAME OF LUCIFER TO SPREAD THE BLOOD OF THE INNOCENT!'''\\

* Nicky’s encounter with a street hustler (John Witherspoon) where he discovers that the hustler has his flask.
--> '''Hustler:''' '''Ohhh! You goin’ all crazy-eyed on me! I’ll show you some crazy eyes!'''

--> '''Nicky:''' That's not me! It's that cockroach [[ActorRoleConfusion Tony Montana]]!

--> "Popeye's chicken is the shiznit!"

--> '''Nicky:''' ''[talking about Popeyes' chicken]'' [[DoesThisRemindYouOfAnything What you do is put them in your mouth and let the meat slide down your throat hole.]]\\

---> '''Yokel:''' Hey Nicky, cover Winkler in bees. You can do it!\\

--> '''Marino:''' You did it for Namath.\\

---> '''Nicky:''' You're a good Devil, Dad.\\

--> '''Adrian:''' Soon, you will see things more horrible than you could even imagine!\\

--> '''Nicky:''' I get one more shot. The ref can cover me. If I miss it, the Globetrotters have to forfeit. But if I make it, this guy doesn't ref the second half and we all start conducting ourselves as decent human beings again. [[{{Beat}} (beat)]] And we get free pizza! (cue the entire stadium cheering)

--> '''Whitey:''' Get that crap outta here!

---> '''Whitey:''' Who gives a [[PrecisionFStrike shit]]?

-->'''Nicky''': HEEEYYY! VAAALERIE! ''(very clumsily, unwillingly flips her off while keeping his goofy face)''\\
'''Valerie''': WHAT IS YOUR PROBLEM?!\\
'''Nicky''': ''(finger still raised)'' I'M ''SOOORRRRY!''

* Turns out [[Music/OzzyOsbourne the Oz Man]] has no backwards subliminal messages in his music. Music/{{Chicago}} on the other hand...

* The epilogue, which takes place one year later, gives closure to the stories of most of the main cast via onscreen text. When it gets to the crossdresser from Valerie's building, it just reads "This Guy"--not even the epilogue knows what his deal is.

* Ladies and gentlemen, Mr. [[Series/HappyDays Henry Winkler]]... '''covered in bees'''!

--> '''Hustler:''' '''Ohhh! You goin’ all crazy-eyed on me! I’ll show you some crazy eyes!'''\\

--> '''Cassius''': Dad, this is ''bullshit!''\\
'''Satan''': [[HypocriticalHumor I don't like that language!]]

-->'''Hitler''': ''(grabs smallest pineapple of the bunch)''\\
'''Satan''': Mmm-mmmm...\\
'''Hitler''': ''(grabs largest pineapple of the bunch)''\\
'''Satan''': Mmm-hmmm!\\
'''Hitler''': [[ThisIsGonnaSuck You're schnerious.]]

--> '''Nicky''': ''(waking up with crossed eyes and talking in a grandmotherly voice)'' I will eat your heart.\\

-->'''Jimmy''': ''(as Nicky gets ejected back into Hell)'' You were gone ten seconds! What happened?!\\
'''Nicky''': I got hit by this big light that was attached to a lot of metal...\\
'''Satan''': That's a train, son. Don't stand in front of them.

-->'''Nicky''': GET IN THE FLASK!
-->'''Cashier''': What are you talking about?
-->'''Nicky''': I'm talking about an 8-piece, let's go.

-->'''Record''': '''I COMMAND YOU IN THE NAME OF LUCIFER TO SPREAD THE BLOOD OF THE INNOCENT!'''
-->'''Peter''': Oh my god, Chicago kicks ass!

-->'''Nicky''': That's not me! It's that cockroach [[ActorRoleConfusion Tony Montana]]!

--> Popeye's chicken is the shiznit!

-->'''Nicky''': ''(talking about Popeyes' chicken)'' [[DoesThisRemindYouOfAnything What you do is put them in your mouth and let the meat slide down your throat hole.]]
--> *A demon holding a bunny took a bite out of the bunny*
-->'''Nicky''': NOT YOU! NOT YOU!
--> ''(demon pouts)''

-->'''Yokel''': Hey Nicky, cover Winkler in bees. You can do it!\\
'''Nicky''': ''(looks at Henry)''\\
'''Henry''': ''(totally exasperated look, while covered in innumerable bee stings)''\\
'''Nicky''': ...sorry, Henry. ''(swarms of bees attack Henry again)''

-->'''Marino:''' You did it for Namath.\\

-->'''Nicky''': You're a good Devil, Dad.
-->'''Satan''': And I also happen to be a Jets fan.

-->'''Adrian:''' Soon, you will see things more horrible than you could even imagine!
-->(''Adrian grimaces as he sees Creator/ClintHoward in the crowd, dancing in barechested drag.'')
-->'''Adrian:''' Well... [[EvenEvilHasStandards maybe not]] ''that'' horrible... but still pretty bad.

* "Jesus this...Moses that...Abraham hit me with a wiffle ball bat." *imitates turntable scratching*

-->'''Whitey''': Get that crap outta here!

-->'''Whitey''': Who gives a [[PrecisionFStrike shit]]?

-->"I DESERVE THIS!"

-->'''Cassius''': Dad, this is ''bullshit!''''\\

-->'''Nicky''': ''(waking up with crossed eyes and talking in a grandmotherly voice)'' I will eat your heart.
-->''(everyone screams and run for the hills)''

* "Oh my god, {{Music/Chicago}} kicks ass!"