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--> '''[[MomentKiller Tumor]]: '''Seriously?
to:
--> '''[[MomentKiller Tumor]]: ''' Tumor: '''Seriously?
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* After Mindy rescues Dave, she motivates Dave into getting revenge on the MotherFucker. She then tells Dave that she’s going make the Tumor eat his own dick. His response:
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* After Mindy rescues Dave, she motivates Dave into getting revenge on the MotherFucker.Motherfucker. She then tells Dave that she’s going make the Tumor eat his own dick. His response:
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* After Mindy rescues Dave, she motivates Dave into getting revenge on the MotherFucker. She then tells Dave that she’s going make the Tumor eat his own dick. His response:
--> '''[[MomentKiller Tumor]]: '''Seriously?
--> '''[[MomentKiller Tumor]]: '''Seriously?
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* After Mindy kisses Dave, she tells him to be nice about it, otherwise she’ll rip his ass out of his mouth.
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-->'''Mindy:''' Okay, ''what the hell was that?''
to:
-->'''Mindy:''' Okay, ''what What the hell fuck was that?''
Changed line(s) 39 (click to see context) from:
* Doubles as a TakeThat to the comic the film is based on as The Motherfucker is much more sociopathic in that media. Heck even Christopher Mintz-Plasse was against such scenes and likely asked the writers to throw that in.
to:
Changed line(s) 38 (click to see context) from:
-->'''The Motherfucker:''' Jesus ''Christ!'' [[EvenEvilHasStandards I'm not that evil!]] ... [[HypocriticalHumor Cut the old man's head off.]]
to:
-->'''The Motherfucker:''' Jesus ''Christ!'' ''Christ'', [[EvenEvilHasStandards I'm not that evil!]] ... [[HypocriticalHumor Cut the old man's head off.]]
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* Mindy getting her revenge against the popular girls with a specially designed shock baton her father bought from DARPA that makes them vomit and soil themselves.
to:
* Mindy getting her revenge against the popular girls with a specially designed shock baton her father bought from DARPA that makes them vomit and soil themselves.themselves '''at the same time'''.
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-->'''Marty:''' Dave? Why are you dressed like Kick-Ass?
-->'''Dave:''' Because, [[CallBack I'm Kick-Ass.]]
-->'''Dave:''' Because, [[CallBack I'm Kick-Ass.]]
to:
-->'''Marty:''' Dave? Why are you dressed like Kick-Ass?
-->'''Dave:'''Kick-Ass?\\
'''Dave:''' Because, [[CallBack I'm Kick-Ass.]]
-->'''Dave:'''
'''Dave:''' Because, [[CallBack I'm Kick-Ass.]]
Changed line(s) 14,21 (click to see context) from:
-->'''Colonel Star's and Stripes:''' If you'd consider it, Kick-Ass, we'd be honoured to have you join us.
-->'''Kick-Ass:''' ... HELL, YEAH!!!
-->'''Everyone Else:''' ''(cheers)''
-->'''Colonel Star's and Stripes:''' That's what I like to hear! ''(bro fist)'' Right, time for initiation. Turn around and I'll unzip you.
-->'''Kick-Ass:''' ''({{Beat}})'' I'm sorry, what?
-->'''Colonel Star's and Stripes:''' Just joking. Let's get down to business.
-->'''Everyone Else:''' ''(laughs)''
-->'''Doctor Gravity:''' Gotcha.
-->'''Kick-Ass:''' ... HELL, YEAH!!!
-->'''Everyone Else:''' ''(cheers)''
-->'''Colonel Star's and Stripes:''' That's what I like to hear! ''(bro fist)'' Right, time for initiation. Turn around and I'll unzip you.
-->'''Kick-Ass:''' ''({{Beat}})'' I'm sorry, what?
-->'''Colonel Star's and Stripes:''' Just joking. Let's get down to business.
-->'''Everyone Else:''' ''(laughs)''
-->'''Doctor Gravity:''' Gotcha.
to:
-->'''Colonel Star's and Stripes:''' Stars-and-Stripes:''' If you'd consider it, Kick-Ass, we'd be honoured honored to have you join us.
-->'''Kick-Ass:''' ...us.\\
'''Kick-Ass:''' ... HELL,YEAH!!!
-->'''EveryoneYEAH!!!\\
'''Everyone Else:'''''(cheers)''
-->'''Colonel Star's and Stripes:'''''[cheers]''\\
'''Colonel Stars-and-Stripes:''' That's what I like to hear!''(bro fist)'' ''[bro fist]'' Right, time for initiation. Turn around and I'll unzip you. \n-->'''Kick-Ass:''' ''({{Beat}})'' \\
'''Kick-Ass:''' ''[{{beat}}]'' I'm sorry,what?
-->'''Colonel Star's and Stripes:'''what?\\
'''Colonel Stars-and-Stripes:''' Just joking. Let's get down to business. \n-->'''Everyone \\
'''Everyone Else:'''''(laughs)''
-->'''Doctor''[laughs]''\\
'''Doctor Gravity:'''Gotcha. Gotcha.
-->'''Kick-Ass:''' ...
'''Kick-Ass:''' ... HELL,
-->'''Everyone
'''Everyone Else:'''
-->'''Colonel Star's and Stripes:'''
'''Colonel Stars-and-Stripes:''' That's what I like to hear!
'''Kick-Ass:''' ''[{{beat}}]'' I'm sorry,
-->'''Colonel Star's and Stripes:'''
'''Colonel Stars-and-Stripes:''' Just joking. Let's get down to business.
'''Everyone Else:'''
-->'''Doctor
'''Doctor Gravity:'''
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-->'''Sal:''' People should get what they deserve. Family living in the street deserves a hot meal. An inebriated college girl deserves to make it home safe at night. And a pervert, pedophile, ''(takes a random guy's hotdog wiener and holds it up)'' deserves a visit from Eisenhower... ''(offers it to his German Shepherd, who perks up at the sight of it)'' Schwantz! ''(she snaps up the sausage, while Kick-Ass covers his privates protectively)''
to:
-->'''Sal:''' People should get what they deserve. Family living in the street deserves a hot meal. An inebriated college girl deserves to make it home safe at night. And a pervert, pedophile, ''(takes ''[takes a random guy's hotdog wiener and holds it up)'' up]'' deserves a visit from Eisenhower... ''(offers ''[offers it to his German Shepherd, who perks up at the sight of it)'' it]'' Schwantz! ''(she ''[she snaps up the sausage, while Kick-Ass covers his privates protectively)'' protectively]''
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* Javier noticing the UnfortunateImplications of having ''Mother'' Russia and The ''Motherfucker'' on the same team.
** Or hell, his entire reaction to all the [[CrossesTheLineTwice hilariously racist names]] Chris keeps suggesting for the Toxic Mega-Cunts.
-->'''Javier:''' We got, uh, Katrina Dumbrovski.
-->'''Chris:''' Wait, wait, wait. A chick?
-->'''Javier:''' Yeah.
-->'''Chris:''' Seriously, you hired a chick?
-->'''Javier:''' ''Yeah.'' Former KGB. She was locked up in the Gulag until she ''ate'' her cellmate.
** Or hell, his entire reaction to all the [[CrossesTheLineTwice hilariously racist names]] Chris keeps suggesting for the Toxic Mega-Cunts.
-->'''Javier:''' We got, uh, Katrina Dumbrovski.
-->'''Chris:''' Wait, wait, wait. A chick?
-->'''Javier:''' Yeah.
-->'''Chris:''' Seriously, you hired a chick?
-->'''Javier:''' ''Yeah.'' Former KGB. She was locked up in the Gulag until she ''ate'' her cellmate.
to:
* Javier noticing the UnfortunateImplications of having ''Mother'' Russia and The ''Motherfucker'' on the same team.
** Or hell,team. Hell, his entire reaction to all the [[CrossesTheLineTwice hilariously racist names]] Chris keeps suggesting for the Toxic Mega-Cunts.
-->'''Javier:''' We got, uh, Katrina Dumbrovski. \n-->'''Chris:''' \\
'''Chris:''' Wait, wait, wait. Achick?
-->'''Javier:''' Yeah.
-->'''Chris:'''chick?\\
'''Javier:''' Yeah.\\
'''Chris:''' Seriously, you hired achick?
-->'''Javier:'''chick?\\
'''Javier:''' ''Yeah.'' Former KGB. She was locked up in the Gulag until she ''ate'' her cellmate.
** Or hell,
-->'''Javier:''' We got, uh, Katrina Dumbrovski.
'''Chris:''' Wait, wait, wait. A
-->'''Javier:''' Yeah.
-->'''Chris:'''
'''Javier:''' Yeah.\\
'''Chris:''' Seriously, you hired a
-->'''Javier:'''
'''Javier:''' ''Yeah.'' Former KGB. She was locked up in the Gulag until she ''ate'' her cellmate.
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-->'''Javier:''' Did you just call me your fuckin' ''butler?''
-->'''Chris:''' ... Is that not a compliment?
-->'''Chris:''' ... Is that not a compliment?
to:
-->'''Javier:''' Did you just call me your fuckin' ''butler?''
-->'''Chris:''' ...''butler?''\\
'''Chris:''' ... Is that not a compliment?
-->'''Chris:''' ...
'''Chris:''' ... Is that not a compliment?
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** Doubles as a TakeThat to the comic the film is based on as The Motherfucker is much more sociopathic in that media. Heck even Christopher Mintz-Plasse was against such scenes and likely asked the writers to throw that in.
* Dave's shirt that reads "[[TakeThat I hate]] [[ComicBook/{{New 52}} reboots]]".
* Dave's shirt that reads "[[TakeThat I hate]] [[ComicBook/{{New 52}} reboots]]".
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* Dave's shirt that reads "[[TakeThat I hate]]
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-->'''Brooke:''' Well, either your dad got ripped off, or you're back in make-believe land, sweetheart. Because we feel fabulous.
-->'''Mindy:''' Not for long.
-->'''Mindy:''' Not for long.
to:
-->'''Brooke:''' Well, either your dad got ripped off, or you're back in make-believe land, sweetheart. Because we feel fabulous.
-->'''Mindy:'''fabulous.\\
'''Mindy:''' Not for long.
-->'''Mindy:'''
'''Mindy:''' Not for long.
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-->'''The Motherfucker:''' You're done bangin' superheroes, baby! It's time to see what evil dick feels like! ''(dramatic unzipping of his leather pants)'' ... Shit.
-->'''Tumor:''' What's wrong? ... What are you doing? ... Come on!
-->'''The Motherfucker:''' God, okay, I'm just... I'm not in the mood!
-->'''Miranda:''' I guess evil dick feels limp!
-->'''Tumor:''' What's wrong? ... What are you doing? ... Come on!
-->'''The Motherfucker:''' God, okay, I'm just... I'm not in the mood!
-->'''Miranda:''' I guess evil dick feels limp!
to:
-->'''The Motherfucker:''' You're done bangin' superheroes, baby! It's time to see what evil dick feels like! ''(dramatic ''[dramatic unzipping of his leather pants)'' ... Shit.
-->'''Tumor:'''pants]'' ... Shit.\\
'''Tumor:''' What's wrong? ... What are you doing? ... Comeon!
-->'''Theon!\\
'''The Motherfucker:''' God, okay, I'm just... I'm not in themood!
-->'''Miranda:'''mood!\\
'''Miranda:''' I guess evil dick feels limp!
-->'''Tumor:'''
'''Tumor:''' What's wrong? ... What are you doing? ... Come
-->'''The
'''The Motherfucker:''' God, okay, I'm just... I'm not in the
-->'''Miranda:'''
'''Miranda:''' I guess evil dick feels limp!
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-->'''Black Death:''' That shark is dead.
-->'''Mother Russia:''' No. He is just hungry. We should feed him.
-->'''Black Death:''' ... [[OhCrap Why you looking at me?]]
-->'''Mother Russia:''' No. He is just hungry. We should feed him.
-->'''Black Death:''' ... [[OhCrap Why you looking at me?]]
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-->'''Black Death:''' That shark is dead.
-->'''Motherdead.\\
'''Mother Russia:''' No. He is just hungry. We should feedhim.
-->'''Blackhim.\\
'''Black Death:''' ... [[OhCrap Why you looking at me?]]
-->'''Mother
'''Mother Russia:''' No. He is just hungry. We should feed
-->'''Black
'''Black Death:''' ... [[OhCrap Why you looking at me?]]
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-->'''The Motherfucker:''' Jesus, you are ''such'' a pussy. What is the ''point'' of wearing a mask if you can't do what you want?!
-->'''Kick-Ass:''' We want -- to do ''good''.
-->'''The Motherfucker:''' No people ''(smashes his knee)'' WANT to win the lottery! People WANT ''(cracks Dave's knee again)'' to fuck Scarlett Johansson!
* In the TV edit, after asking Kick-Ass to get her a pair of pliers, Mindy proclaims they are so she can make the Tumor eat his ''shoes'' , instead of the original GroinAttack.
-->'''Kick-Ass:''' We want -- to do ''good''.
-->'''The Motherfucker:''' No people ''(smashes his knee)'' WANT to win the lottery! People WANT ''(cracks Dave's knee again)'' to fuck Scarlett Johansson!
* In the TV edit, after asking Kick-Ass to get her a pair of pliers, Mindy proclaims they are so she can make the Tumor eat his ''shoes'' , instead of the original GroinAttack.
to:
-->'''The Motherfucker:''' Jesus, you are ''such'' a pussy. What is the ''point'' of wearing a mask if you can't do what you want?!
-->'''Kick-Ass:'''want?!\\
'''Kick-Ass:''' We want -- to do''good''.
-->'''The''good''.\\
'''The Motherfucker:'''No No, people ''(smashes ''[smashes his knee)'' knee]'' WANT to win the lottery! People WANT ''(cracks ''[cracks Dave's knee again)'' again]'' to fuck Scarlett Johansson!
* In the TV edit, after asking Kick-Ass to get her a pair of pliers, Mindy proclaims they are so she can make the Tumor eat his ''shoes'' , instead of the originalGroinAttack.GroinAttack.
----
-->'''Kick-Ass:'''
'''Kick-Ass:''' We want -- to do
-->'''The
'''The Motherfucker:'''
* In the TV edit, after asking Kick-Ass to get her a pair of pliers, Mindy proclaims they are so she can make the Tumor eat his ''shoes'' , instead of the original
----
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* Mindy getting her revenge against the popular girls with a crowd-control shock baton her father bought from DARPA that makes them vomit and have diarrhea.
to:
* Mindy getting her revenge against the popular girls with a crowd-control specially designed shock baton her father bought from DARPA that makes them vomit and have diarrhea.soil themselves.
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-->'''The Motherfucker:''' No people ''(smashes his knee)'' WANT to win the lottery! People WANT ''(cracks Dave's knee again)'' to fuck Scarlett Johansson!
to:
-->'''The Motherfucker:''' No people ''(smashes his knee)'' WANT to win the lottery! People WANT ''(cracks Dave's knee again)'' to fuck Scarlett Johansson!Johansson!
* In the TV edit, after asking Kick-Ass to get her a pair of pliers, Mindy proclaims they are so she can make the Tumor eat his ''shoes'' , instead of the original GroinAttack.
* In the TV edit, after asking Kick-Ass to get her a pair of pliers, Mindy proclaims they are so she can make the Tumor eat his ''shoes'' , instead of the original GroinAttack.
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-->'''Kick-Ass:''' ''{{Beat}}'' I'm sorry, what?
to:
-->'''Kick-Ass:''' ''{{Beat}}'' ''({{Beat}})'' I'm sorry, what?
Changed line(s) 23 (click to see context) from:
-->'''Sal:''' People should get what they deserve. Family living in the street deserves a hot meal. An inebriated college girl deserves to make it home safe at night. And a pervert, pedophile, ''(takes a random guy's hotdog wiener and holds it up)'' deserves a visit from Eisenhower... ''(offers it to his German Shepard, who perks up at the sight of it)'' Schwantz! ''(she snaps up the sausage, while Kick-Ass covers his privates protectively)''
to:
-->'''Sal:''' People should get what they deserve. Family living in the street deserves a hot meal. An inebriated college girl deserves to make it home safe at night. And a pervert, pedophile, ''(takes a random guy's hotdog wiener and holds it up)'' deserves a visit from Eisenhower... ''(offers it to his German Shepard, Shepherd, who perks up at the sight of it)'' Schwantz! ''(she snaps up the sausage, while Kick-Ass covers his privates protectively)''
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* Chris D'Amico's attempt at a quasi StrawNihilist / BreakingSpeech falls quite flat, not to mention hilarious.
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* Chris D'Amico's attempt at a quasi StrawNihilist / BreakingSpeech falls quite flat, not to mention sounding absolutely hilarious.
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* Motherfucker's reaction to Mother Russia's suggestion [[KickTheDog about killing Eisenhower the dog.]]
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* Motherfucker's reaction to Mother Russia's suggestion [[KickTheDog about killing Eisenhower the dog.Eisenhower.]]
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* Mindy's [[YouHaveGotToBeKiddingMe reaction]] to Mother Russia blocking her throwing knives.
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* Mindy's [[YouHaveGotToBeKiddingMe reaction]] to Mother Russia blocking her throwing knives.knives.
* Chris D'Amico's attempt at a quasi StrawNihilist / BreakingSpeech falls quite flat, not to mention hilarious.
-->'''The Motherfucker:''' Jesus, you are ''such'' a pussy. What is the ''point'' of wearing a mask if you can't do what you want?!
-->'''Kick-Ass:''' We want -- to do ''good''.
-->'''The Motherfucker:''' No people ''(smashes his knee)'' WANT to win the lottery! People WANT ''(cracks Dave's knee again)'' to fuck Scarlett Johansson!
* Chris D'Amico's attempt at a quasi StrawNihilist / BreakingSpeech falls quite flat, not to mention hilarious.
-->'''The Motherfucker:''' Jesus, you are ''such'' a pussy. What is the ''point'' of wearing a mask if you can't do what you want?!
-->'''Kick-Ass:''' We want -- to do ''good''.
-->'''The Motherfucker:''' No people ''(smashes his knee)'' WANT to win the lottery! People WANT ''(cracks Dave's knee again)'' to fuck Scarlett Johansson!
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