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* Early in the route:
->''Hanako follows me through the still-crowded halls to the library, [[ShrinkingViolet using me as a shield]]. As soon as we are through the door, Hanako bolts for the counter, where [[HotLibrarian Yuuko]] is stacking books. Before I can catch up, Hanako has whispered something to her.''
->'''Yuuko:''' "Um, you'd find that in non-fiction, but I don't know where, exactly. If you want I can look it up..."
->'''Hanako:''' "N-never mind."
->'''Hisao:''' "Hey Yuuko, what's all this about?"
->'''Yuuko:''' "Oh, Hisao... Hanako was just looking for a book on..."
->'''Hanako:''' "[[BlatantLies N-nothing...]]"
->'''Hisao:''' "A book on nothing? In the non-fiction section?"
->'''Hanako:''' "I... I was just..."
->''I shoot a glance at Yuuko. She looks like she's about to burst from the pressure of keeping Hanako's request secret.''
->'''Hisao:''' "Yuuko, what did..."
->'''Yuuko:''' "[[CannotKeepASecret Chess! She's looking for a chess book!]]"
->''[[LampshadeHanging I make a mental note to never entrust Yuuko with any important information.]]''





* Misha's WontTakeYesForAnAnswer in Lilly's route and Hisao's response.

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* Misha and Hisao communicating via a piece of paper during a lesson in Lilly's route:
-->'''Misha:''' Don't look so bored, [[AffectionateNickname Hicchan]]! School's nearly over! Three-day holiday!
-->'''Hisao:''' I'm guessing you have something planned?
-->'''Misha:''' Student council work with Shicchan, of course.
-->'''Hisao:''' [[NeverLiveItDown You're not still brooding over that, surely?]]
-->'''Misha:''' But Hicchan could have helped us poor, lonely girls.
-->'''Hisao:''' I'd lend you a hand for today if I weren't going to be busy.
-->'''Misha:''' Ooh, naughty naughty Hicchan!
-->'''Hisao:''' I'm just going to meet Lilly with Hanako. I don't know what you've got going through your head.
-->'''Misha:''' So Lilly's back?
-->'''Hisao:''' Yeah, she's coming on the evening flight with her sister, so she'll be back in school next week.
-->''As she takes the note back and begins to write, I look up to see an unwelcome sight. While I frantically try to silently catch Misha's attention, Mutou confidently strides though the gap between the desks from the front of the class, his intent gaze focused directly on her.''
-->''[[OhCrap She suddenly stops writing as his tall figure casts an impossibly long shadow over the page.]]''
-->'''Misha:''' "Ah... I..."
-->''He silently takes the piece of paper from her and begins to read. Sweating bullets, I quickly glance around the class, noting their complete silence. Of course, it would just have to be the one thing that actually gets their attention during the lesson. After a scant few seconds examining the page, he rolls the paper up into a small tube and lightly bops Misha over the head with it.''
-->'''Mutou:''' "Half an hour until you can hop off to the Student Council. [[DeadpanSnarker I think you can hold on until then.]]"
-->''Misha's face cracks as the entire class erupts into laughter. [[AbsentMindedProfessor He might well be awkward]], but he knows how to handle her excellently. I'd probably feel sorry for her if I weren't as busy stifling my own laughter.''
* Misha's WontTakeYesForAnAnswer late in Lilly's route and Hisao's response.



--> "I think I broke Misha."

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--> "I ''[[IThinkYouBrokeHim I think I broke Misha."]]''



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** Made funnier by Hisao's line after Lilly puts the blindfold on him: ''...[[TemptingFate a bit of silly fun never hurt anyone.]]''


-->''You two...''

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-->''You -->''[[ThatCameOutWrong You two...'']]''


* Lilly insisting that [[spoiler:she merely has a "[[InsistentTerminology healthy adolescent sex drive]]" when Hisao learns that she's a CovertPervert.]]
* Lilly's sister Akira can be hilariously frank at times, such as just after learning that [[spoiler:Hisao and Lilly are dating]]:
-->'''Akira''': Oh yeah, I almost forgot to tell you. [[spoiler:Use protection. Every time.]]\\
''(Hisao [[SpitTake gags on his drink]])''\\
'''Lilly''': We are, don't worry.\\
'''Akira''': 'Atta girl. Seeyas.
* A minor one, but on Lilly's route, Emi getting Hisao into a deal where they both agree to share their English test results on the count of three, only for Hisao to [[ILied do what anyone would do in that situation.]] Emi's reaction is wonderful:

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* Lilly insisting that [[spoiler:she merely has a "[[InsistentTerminology healthy adolescent sex drive]]" when Hisao learns that she's a CovertPervert.]]
* Lilly's sister Akira can be hilariously frank at times, such as just after learning that [[spoiler:Hisao and Lilly are dating]]:
-->'''Akira''': Oh yeah, I almost forgot to tell you. [[spoiler:Use protection. Every time.]]\\
''(Hisao [[SpitTake gags on his drink]])''\\
'''Lilly''': We are, don't worry.\\
'''Akira''': 'Atta girl. Seeyas.
* A minor one, but on Lilly's
Early in the route, Emi getting Hisao into a deal where they both agree to share their English test results on the count of three, only for Hisao to [[ILied do what anyone would do in that situation.]] Emi's reaction is wonderful:


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* Just after Lilly, Hisao and Hanako arrive at the Satou summerhouse:
-->'''Hisao:''' "Where should we put our bags?"
-->'''Lilly:''' "I'll show Hanako our bedroom. You can put yours here, if you like."
-->'''Hisao:''' "[[AccidentalInnuendo You mean I don't have the same bedroom as you two?]]"
-->''Hanako [[LuminescentBlush flowers into a full blush]] as Lilly takes her cheek in her hand.''
-->'''Lilly:''' "Oh my, how bold."
-->''You two...''
-->'''Hisao:''' "Hold on, if I'm to leave my bags here, where will I be sleeping?"
-->'''Lilly:''' "Well, seeing as we lack a guest bedroom..."
-->'''Hisao:''' "[[ThisIsGonnaSuck The convertible futon, huh?]]"
-->'''Lilly:''' "Sorry, Hisao."
* Lilly insisting that [[spoiler:she merely has a "[[InsistentTerminology healthy adolescent sex drive]]" when Hisao learns that she's a CovertPervert.]]
* Lilly's sister Akira can be hilariously frank at times, such as just after learning that [[spoiler:Hisao and Lilly are dating]]:
-->'''Akira''': Oh yeah, I almost forgot to tell you. [[spoiler:Use protection. Every time.]]\\
''(Hisao [[SpitTake gags on his drink]])''\\
'''Lilly''': We are, don't worry.\\
'''Akira''': 'Atta girl. Seeyas.


-->''I think that last part was probably Misha.'

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-->''I think that last part was probably Misha.'''


-->''Emi'': "Yarr, me hearties, give 'em a broadside with the long guns! We'll wear their guts for garters!"
-->''Rin'': "Do you even know what that means?"
-->''Emi'': "Not really. But it's all in the delivery!"

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-->''Emi'': -->'''Emi''': "Yarr, me hearties, give 'em a broadside with the long guns! We'll wear their guts for garters!"
-->''Rin'': -->'''Rin''': "Do you even know what that means?"
-->''Emi'': -->'''Emi''': "Not really. But it's all in the delivery!"



-->'''Narrator (Hisao's inner thoughts)''': "I think that last part was probably Misha."

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-->'''Narrator (Hisao's inner thoughts)''': "I -->''I think that last part was probably Misha."'



-->'''Narrator''': "This whole spiel is so patently ridiculous that I can't help but reply in the same pompous manner."

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-->'''Narrator''': "This -->''This whole spiel is so patently ridiculous that I can't help but reply in the same pompous manner."''



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* During Rin's Good Ending [[spoiler:(set the morning after her second H-scene), Hisao struggles to put Rin's bra back on her]]. Rin not only successfully talks backwards for a couple of sentences (confusing the hell out of Hisao), but follows it up with this:
-->'''Rin:''' [[spoiler:"Emi is better than you at this."]]
-->'''Hisao:''' [[spoiler:"Yeah well excuse me, could that be because she is a girl and can actually relate?"]]
-->'''Rin:''' [[spoiler:"I don't think so, she has just about as much chest as you do."]]


* One of the very first things Rin says to Hisao?
** "The problem must be in your pants!"

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* One of the very first things Rin says to Hisao?
** "The
Hisao:
-->"The
problem must be in your pants!"


* "The problem must be in your pants!".

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* One of the very first things Rin says to Hisao?
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"The problem must be in your pants!".pants!"




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* Although the context is complete TearJerker territory (quite literally for Rin), Hisao's narration manages to lighten the mood:
-->''...I had forgotten Newton, of all things. The gravitational force is inversely proportional to the square of the distance between the objects... So if two people feel something for each other... Heh. Even though feelings are not governed by the constants of the universe, I can't help thinking that for some time now I've been a satellite to Rin's brightly shining planet. Planet Rin. The thought makes me almost laugh, she really does seem to be from another planet at times, minus green skin and possibly some tentacles.''



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* In her third H-scene, Lilly blindfolds Hisao and tells him to touch her as part of a small game. He walks around the room for a bit, hears Lilly dart past him and turns to grab her, only to collide with the table and fall over. This follows:
--> ''I slowly sit up next to the table, raising my blindfold as I rub my aching head. I give an irritated kick to the table that's sitting just in front of where I fell. Utterly pointless, but the thing deserved it.''


* A minor one, but on Lilly's route, Hisao getting Emi into a deal where they both agree to share their English test results on the count of three, and then [[ILied doing what anyone would do in that situation.]] Emi's reaction is wonderful:

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* A minor one, but on Lilly's route, Hisao Emi getting Emi Hisao into a deal where they both agree to share their English test results on the count of three, and then only for Hisao to [[ILied doing do what anyone would do in that situation.]] Emi's reaction is wonderful:



-->'''Hisao and Rin:''' *silent grin*

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-->'''Hisao and Rin:''' -->'''Hisao:''' *silent grin*




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** A couple of paragraphs later, we get this gem:
--> ''She looks and sounds like a small terrier growling at an intruder. I can't say it's the most threatening sight I've seen.''

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** He also smacks his head on the wall when Emi kisses him a few minutes later.


* There's quite a lot of funny moments in Emi's route: saying that the "runner's high" is BetterThanSex, Shizune's incredibly wordy (well, as wordy as someone can be with Sign Language) and pompous rant on public displays of affection, Hisao's equally wordy and pompous response...

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* There's quite a lot of funny moments in Emi's route: Emi saying that the "runner's high" is BetterThanSex, BetterThanSex.
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Shizune's incredibly wordy (well, as wordy as someone can be with Sign Language) and pompous rant on public displays of affection, affection (with translation by Misha) and Hisao's equally wordy and pompous response...response:
-->'''Misha''': "While we are pleased, nay thrilled, to see how well you've managed to make new friends and forge relationships - and with such a cutie too, Hicchan~..."
-->'''Narrator (Hisao's inner thoughts)''': "I think that last part was probably Misha."
-->'''Shizune''': "..."
-->'''Misha''': "We nevertheless feel compelled to politely remind you that public displays of affection are strictly forbidden - really? That's disappointing, Shicchan - by section eight of the code of conduct laid out in the student handbook."
-->'''Shizune''': "..."
-->'''Misha''': "In this case, however, ignorance of the law may be your excuse, as we are feeling lenient..."
-->'''Shizune''': "..."
-->'''Misha''': "...and the paperwork required to punish the both of you would only add to the already mountainous volume of work which confronts us, the sole members of the Student Council - and besides, you two are adorable together~!"
-->'''Shizune''': "..."
-->'''Misha''': "Therefore consider this a formal warning, and please refrain from such displays in the future. At least when Shizune can see you, Hicchan~!"
-->'''Narrator''': "This whole spiel is so patently ridiculous that I can't help but reply in the same pompous manner."
-->'''Hisao''': "Well, I for one feel enlightened. I apologize profusely for my rash actions and will strive to contain my baser impulses which, I fear, impel me toward such inappropriate displays of public affection. It is hardly my wish to burden an already overworked Student Council with such petty matters, and will do my best to make your lives easier in this matter in the future. At least, when Shizune's watching."

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* Emi telling Hisao and Rin that she put down "Pirate" for what she wanted to do after graduating. And the subsequent pirate impression:
-->''Emi'': "Yarr, me hearties, give 'em a broadside with the long guns! We'll wear their guts for garters!"
-->''Rin'': "Do you even know what that means?"
-->''Emi'': "Not really. But it's all in the delivery!"

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