History Funny / KamenRiderDragonKnight

* Kit attacking the spider mirror monster in blank form, only to have his sword broken and himself thrown across the place is just as funny to watch as Kido's attempts in [[Series/KamenRiderRyuki Ryuki]].

** Torque's Ryuki counterpart, Kitaoka, managed to talk his way out of fighting with Asakura, Strike's Ryuki counterpart. Torque himself is not that good.

* In Drew's origin flashback, after he is given his advent deck, he sees a Gelnewt monster [[NiceHat with a chauffeur hat]] sitting in the driver's seat of Xaviax's van, tapping the steering wheel as if it's bored.

* Kit's reaction to JTC trying to scare him with his [[TheDreaded reputation]] and some villainous gloating? Sit down and tell the hacker to screw himself. He is just so tired of everything that even though he really ''is'' intimidated, he just doesn't care anymore.

--> '''Richie:''' I'd like to know who came up with the term "easy money."

--> ''' ''' Great. Now, because of you I have big ''Kick Me'' sign on my back. Thanks a lot.

--> '''Kit:''' You haven't answered any of my questions. Like...your name.
--> '''Len:''' Len. My name is Len, Kamen Rider Wing Knight.
--> '''Kit:''' All right, now we're getting somewhere. ''(pats the other man on shoulder)''
--> ''(Len gives such a poisonous look that Kit immediately moves his hand away)''

--> ''' '''Strike vent, sword vent, guard vent...I thought I was done with homework.

--> '''Xaviax:''' Not having any doubts about betraying your entire planet, are you, Mr. Lansing?
--> '''Drew:''' Oh no, I was just deciding whether I'd like to live in the White House or Buckingham Palace.

--> ''' ''' I am ''not'' doin' that again.

--> '''Drew/Torque:''' With Xaviax's power, I'll be a king! And as last man on Earth, I'll get my pick of the ladies. It's gonna be sweet...
--> '''Len/Wing Knight:''' [[EvilIsPetty You're gonna be the last man on Earth to get a date?]] That's not sweet, that's sad.

--> ''' ''' This will come in handy at my next barbeque.

-->'''Kit:''' Wait, wait, wait, stop! Just--''[Torque rushes forward to attack Camo]''--''COME ON!!!''

--> ''' ''' What ''moron'' gave humans free will?!

-->'''Maya:''' Pretend like Trent is hitting on you!
-->''[Lacey immediately lets out an earsplitting shriek and runs away]''

-->'''Drew:''' 0_0
-->'''Gelnewt:''' ''[nods at Drew, adjusts hat, continues tapping]''

--> '''Chris''': You must have been freaked out, not knowing what was going on.
--> '''Kit''': Yeah, but things got really freaky when I met Maya.
--> '''Maya''': Hey!
--> '''Kit''': ''(teasing)'' Oh, come on. Didn't you think I was crazy when you first met me?
--> '''Maya''': ''(jokingly)'' I still think you're crazy.

-->'''Lacey:''' That girl needs a piece of my mind. ''(picks up a book...[[RushedInvertedReading upside down]])''
-->'''Trent:''' [[DeadpanSnarker Better not, Einstein, I think you're gonna need all of it.]] ''(indicates the book, which Lacey turns right-side up before turning away petulantly from Trent)''

-->'''Xaviax:''' A place for everything, and everything in its place. ''(to JTC)'' [[BadassInANiceSuit How do I look?]]
-->'''JTC:''' [[ManOfWealthAndTaste Evil.]]
-->'''Xaviax:''' [[CardCarryingVillain That's what I was going for.]]
-->[{{Beat}}]
-->'''Xaviax:''' [[ForgotToFeedTheMonster Don't forget to feed the minions.]]

--> '''Kit:''' [[OpenMouthInsertFoot Open mouth, insert foot]], right?

--> '''JTC:''' ''(echoing earlier comment by Xaviax)'' Enthusiastic, but not very bright.

--> ''(Len punches Albert)''
--> '''Danny:''' Nobody messes with my brother!
--> ''(Len smirks, turns around and kicks Albert in the butt, sending him through a window to Ventara)''

--> '''Xaviax:''' ''(commenting on Kit refusing a [[DealWithTheDevil Deal with the Devil]])'' Some boys are just heartless.
--> ''(presses down on his chest where he would have a heart as if he were a human, is confused by not feeling any heartbeat, presses on the right)''
-->'''JTC/Strike:''' ''(what the hell expression)'' General, you don't have a heart.\\
'''Xaviax:''' ''(stops pressing with an "oh, right" face, turns away from JTC to continue playing evil overlord)''

* After Strike has given Kit a beatdown, [[EvilGloating he mockingly asks Kit to pick a card from two of them that he's holding, in the manner of a magician]]. They turn out to be Final Vents; his own and Thrust's.

--> '''Kid:''' Then why the police brings you back so often?

-->'''Kit:''' How 'bout a "Get Well" card, ''jerk''.\\

--> ''' ''' You can't talk your way out of this one, Drew, which is too bad, because I don't think you're good enough to fight your way out of it either.

--> '''Xaviax''': ''(commenting on Kit refusing a [[DealWithTheDevil Deal with the Devil]])'' Some boys are just heartless.

--> '''JTC/Strike''': ''(what the hell expression)'' General, you don't have a heart.
--> '''Xaviax''': ''(stops pressing with an "oh, right" face, turns away from JTC to continue playing evil overlord)''

-->'''Xaviax:''' May I make a suggestion?
-->'''Adam:''' [[FlatWhat What?]]
-->'''Xaviax:''' [[SuddenlyShouting STOP]] '''[[QuitYourWhining WHINING!!]]''' '''''I NEED SOMEONE IN HIS HEADQUARTERS!!!'''''

-->'''Maya:''' No, no. He has nothing to do with this. We were just--[[LameExcuse making a monster movie!]] Y'know, lights, camera, action? ''(to Lacey)'' A monster movie, right?