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-->'''Hal:''' Here's the plan: Green Lantern kicks Superman's ass, TMZ gets the video.\\

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-->'''Hal:''' Here's the plan: Green Lantern kicks Superman's ass, TMZ gets TMZ's got the video.\\


'''Batman:''' Well for one thing, the water's on fire.

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'''Batman:''' Well for one thing, the water's on fire.fire.
* Hal's overconfidence when he's about to fight Superman.
-->'''Hal:''' Here's the plan: Green Lantern kicks Superman's ass, TMZ gets the video.\\
''Gets his ass handed to him in a CurbStompBattle two seconds later.''


** Continues when Steve comes to alert her to the invasion.

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** Continues when * When Steve comes to alert her to the invasion.



* Flash geeking out over meeting Batman.
** After Batman compliments Flash on how he's doing a good job in Central City:

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* Flash geeking out over meeting Batman.
**
Batman. After Batman compliments Flash on how he's doing a good job in Central City:



* Once [[spoiler: Darkseid]] shows up, Hal attempts an attack... only to be swatted into a building... and then [[http://i.kinja-img.com/gawker-media/image/upload/t_original/19dw4z7p9tt4agif.gif two Parademons rush in from off-screen to keep on beat Hal as he lays prone on the ground]], necessitating his rescue by Barry.
** Hal tries to attack Darkseid two more times. They're just as successful as the first, and he gets a broken arm for his trouble.

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* Once [[spoiler: Darkseid]] Darkseid shows up, Hal attempts an attack... only to be swatted into a building... and then [[http://i.kinja-img.com/gawker-media/image/upload/t_original/19dw4z7p9tt4agif.gif two Parademons rush in from off-screen to keep on beat Hal as he lays prone on the ground]], necessitating his rescue by Barry.
**
Barry. Hal tries to attack Darkseid two more times. They're just as successful as the first, and he gets a broken arm for his trouble.



* What Billy Batson says before attacking [[spoiler: Darkseid]].

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* What Billy Batson says before attacking [[spoiler: Darkseid]].Darkseid.



* Hal's attempts to lead the team using sports metaphors Wonder Woman doesn't understand and leading them into battle with a cry of "We've got this!", which Barry tells him was weak.
** Later during the President's speech, Hal tries to play it off to Batman, but Batman knows Hal failed miserably and Wonder Woman had to take over as leader. It turns out Cyborg emailed Batman a copy of video footage he recorded of the fight.

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* Hal's attempts to lead the team using sports metaphors Wonder Woman doesn't understand and leading them into battle with a cry of "We've got this!", which Barry tells him was weak.
**
weak. Later during the President's speech, Hal tries to play it off to Batman, but Batman knows Hal failed miserably and Wonder Woman had to take over as leader. It turns out Cyborg emailed Batman a copy of video footage he recorded of the fight.


* A heckler accused Wonder Woman of being a DestructiveSavior and says she dresses like a whore. Wonder Woman responds by lassoing him and making him admit to crossdressing ''as her''. [[CrowningMomentOfHeartwarming However, instead of mocking him after he admits it makes him feel powerful, she agrees with the sentiment and encourages him to embrace it.]]

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* A heckler accused Wonder Woman of being a DestructiveSavior and says she dresses like a whore. Wonder Woman responds by lassoing him and making him admit to crossdressing ''as her''. [[CrowningMomentOfHeartwarming [[SugarWiki/HeartwarmingMoments However, instead of mocking him after he admits it makes him feel powerful, she agrees with the sentiment and encourages him to embrace it.]]

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* While trying to work as a team Hal doesn't actually have a plan to follow so he starts listing Darkseid's powers with his eyebeams. Diana latches onto this mistaking his lack of a plan for thinking the plan is to blind him, with her sword, so he can't do that anymore. Lacking a better plan Hal just goes with that.


* Once [[spoiler: Darkseid]] shows up, Hal attempts an attack... only to be swatted into a building... and then [[http://i.kinja-img.com/gawker-media/image/upload/t_original/19dw4z7p9tt4agif.gif two Parademons rush in from off-screen seemingly just to repeatedly hammer on the prone Hal]], necessitating his rescue by Barry.

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* Once [[spoiler: Darkseid]] shows up, Hal attempts an attack... only to be swatted into a building... and then [[http://i.kinja-img.com/gawker-media/image/upload/t_original/19dw4z7p9tt4agif.gif two Parademons rush in from off-screen seemingly just to repeatedly hammer keep on beat Hal as he lays prone on the prone Hal]], ground]], necessitating his rescue by Barry.


* YMMV on this one, but watching Darkseid crawl after the Flash at super-speed is kinda hilarious, particularly when you consider it's the fastest Darkseid through the whole movie.

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* YMMV on this one, but watching Darkseid crawl after the Flash at super-speed is kinda hilarious, particularly when you consider it's the fastest Darkseid through the whole movie.movie.
* When Cyborg tells the assembled heroes the Parademons are terraforming the Earth Batman states that it makes sense.
-->'''GL:''' How do you figure?\\
'''Batman:''' Well for one thing, the water's on fire.


--->''[Flash staring starstruck as Batman bolts off to fight another Parademon]''\\
'''Green Lantern:''' ''[grumpily]'' Hey, uh, Barry? You, uh, got a little somethin' on your nose.\\
''[[Flash scowls at Hal]''

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--->''[Flash --->''(Flash staring starstruck as Batman bolts off to fight another Parademon]''\\
Parademon)''\\
'''Green Lantern:''' ''[grumpily]'' ''(grumpily)'' Hey, uh, Barry? You, uh, got a little somethin' on your nose.\\
''[[Flash ''(Flash scowls at Hal]''Hal)''


* When Flash shows up to help him and Batman, Green Lantern exclaims, "Flash, my man! Good to see you!" and does an awkward and lame fist bump/hand shake on Flash who just stares at him with a "what the hell is this?!" look on his face.

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* When Flash shows up to help him and Batman, Green Lantern exclaims, "Flash, my man! boy! Good to see you!" and does an awkward and lame fist bump/hand shake on Flash who just stares at him with a "what the hell is this?!" look on his face.


* A heckler accused Wonder Woman of being a DestructiveSavior and says she dresses like a whore. Wonder Woman responds by lassoing him and making him admit to crossdressing ''as her''. [[CrowningMomentOfHeartwarming And instead of mocking him after he admits it makes him feel powerful, she agrees with the sentiment and encourages him to embrace it.]]

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* A heckler accused Wonder Woman of being a DestructiveSavior and says she dresses like a whore. Wonder Woman responds by lassoing him and making him admit to crossdressing ''as her''. [[CrowningMomentOfHeartwarming And However, instead of mocking him after he admits it makes him feel powerful, she agrees with the sentiment and encourages him to embrace it.]]


* A heckler accused Wonder Woman of being a DestructiveSavior and says she dresses like a whore. Wonder Woman responds by lassoing him and making him admit to crossdressing ''as her''. And instead of mocking him after he admits it makes him feel powerful, she agrees with the sentiment.

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--> So... what can ''you'' do?
* A heckler accused Wonder Woman of being a DestructiveSavior and says she dresses like a whore. Wonder Woman responds by lassoing him and making him admit to crossdressing ''as her''. [[CrowningMomentOfHeartwarming And instead of mocking him after he admits it makes him feel powerful, she agrees with the sentiment.sentiment and encourages him to embrace it.]]

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* After Batman leaves Hal in charge, Billy charges in, trying to show off, going against the plan, and Darkseid promptly starts beating the crap out of him.
--> (To Wonder Woman) Get him out of there, his showing off is going to ruin the entire plan. {{Beat}} Great, now I'm Batman.


-->'''FLash''': [[MotorMouth SorryIneedthistosavetheworldthanksforyourhelp!]] ''[runs off]''

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-->'''FLash''': -->'''Flash''': [[MotorMouth SorryIneedthistosavetheworldthanksforyourhelp!]] ''[runs off]''

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* Most of the team has Darkseid pinned with an AllYourPowersCombined attack, and Flash needs to find something to put out Darkseid's other eye. He zips over to some emergency workers to snag a crowbar.
-->'''FLash''': [[MotorMouth SorryIneedthistosavetheworldthanksforyourhelp!]] ''[runs off]''


-->'''GL:''' On what, your own satellite?
-->'''Batman:''' *Gives him a look*
-->'''GL:''' I was kidding! You have your own ''satellite!?''

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-->'''GL:''' On what, your own satellite?
-->'''Batman:''' *Gives
satellite?\\
''[Batman gives
him a look*
-->'''GL:'''
look]''\\
'''GL:'''
I was kidding! You have your own ''satellite!?''



* A heckler accused Wonder Woman of being a DestructiveSavior and says she dresses like a whore. Wonder Woman responds by lassoing him and making him admit to crossdressing ''as her''. And instead of mocking him after he admits it makes him feel powerful, agrees with the sentiment.
* Wonder Woman [[SenseFreak discovers the joys of ice-cream.]]
-->'''Diana:''' ''({{Beat}})'' Ice-cream is '''''wonderful'''''! ''(Takes another lick)''
-->'''Hannah:''' Told you so.
-->'''Diana:''' ''(Points sword at ice-cream vendor)'' You should be very proud of this achievement.
-->'''Ice-Cream Vendor:''' ... Um, thanks?

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* A heckler accused Wonder Woman of being a DestructiveSavior and says she dresses like a whore. Wonder Woman responds by lassoing him and making him admit to crossdressing ''as her''. And instead of mocking him after he admits it makes him feel powerful, she agrees with the sentiment.
* Wonder Woman [[SenseFreak discovers the joys of ice-cream.]]
ice cream]].
-->'''Diana:''' ''({{Beat}})'' Ice-cream ''[{{beat}}]'' Ice cream is '''''wonderful'''''! ''(Takes '''''wonderful!''''' ''[takes another lick)''
-->'''Hannah:'''
lick]''\\
'''Hannah:'''
Told you so.
-->'''Diana:''' ''(Points
so.\\
'''Diana:''' ''[points
sword at ice-cream vendor)'' ice cream vendor]'' You should be very proud of this achievement.
-->'''Ice-Cream
achievement.\\
'''Ice-Cream
Vendor:''' ... Um, thanks?



-->'''Steve:''' Diana!
-->'''Wonder Woman:''' Steve! Have you ever tried ice-cream?! ''(Points to the vendor with her sword)'' This cook is truly blessed!
-->'''Steve:''' You need to come back to the White House.
-->'''Wonder Woman:''' ''(Huffs annoyedly)'' You sound like my mother. ''(Keeps licking her ice-cream)''
* Hal asks if Bats is "just some guy in a bat costume" and in response, [[NotSoStoic Batman just turns and smirks.]]

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-->'''Steve:''' Diana!
-->'''Wonder
--->'''Steve:''' Diana!\\
'''Wonder
Woman:''' Steve! Have you ever tried ice-cream?! ''(Points ice cream?! ''[points to the vendor with her sword)'' sword]'' This cook is truly blessed!
-->'''Steve:'''
blessed!\\
'''Steve:'''
You need to come back to the White House.
-->'''Wonder
House.\\
'''Wonder
Woman:''' ''(Huffs annoyedly)'' ''[huffs, annoyed]'' You sound like my mother. ''(Keeps ''[keeps licking her ice-cream)''
ice cream]''
* Hal asks if Bats is "just some guy in a bat costume" and in response, [[NotSoStoic Batman just turns and smirks.]]smirks]].



-->'''Green Lantern:''' Costume? This is my uniform.\\
'''Batman:''' Quiet.\\
'''GL:''' Oh, you wanna bark orders, after I did the heavy lifting and pulled everyone together?\\
'''Batman:''' You're referring to when you botched simple directives and Wonder Woman led the charge?\\
'''GL:''' Cyborg showed you a video?\\
'''Batman:''' He e-mailed it to me.\\
'''GL:''' I really hate you, Bats.



-->''Flash staring starstruck as Batman bolts off to fight another Parademon.''
-->'''Green Lantern:''' ''(grumpily)'' Hey, uh, Barry? You, uh, got a little somethin' on your nose.
-->''Flash scowls at Hal.''

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-->''Flash --->''[Flash staring starstruck as Batman bolts off to fight another Parademon.''
-->'''Green
Parademon]''\\
'''Green
Lantern:''' ''(grumpily)'' ''[grumpily]'' Hey, uh, Barry? You, uh, got a little somethin' on your nose.
-->''Flash
nose.\\
''[[Flash
scowls at Hal.''Hal]''



-->'''Batman''': Lantern, focus. You stop concentrating and that shield breaks apart.
-->'''GL''': (through gritted teeth) ''Shut up''...

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-->'''Batman''': -->'''Batman:''' Lantern, focus. You stop concentrating and that shield breaks apart.
-->'''GL''': (through
apart.\\
'''GL:''' ''[through
gritted teeth) teeth]'' ''Shut up''...



-->'''Shazam''': Hay Blackheart the Death-eater or whatever your WorldOfWarcraft name is. Suck on this!

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-->'''Shazam''': Hay -->'''Shazam:''' Hey Blackheart the Death-eater Death-Eater or whatever your WorldOfWarcraft ''VideoGame/WorldOfWarcraft'' name is. Suck on this!



-->'''GL''': Where'd Shazam go?
-->'''Cyborg''': He took off, said he had a hot date.
-->'''GL''': Right. Who'd go out with that [[HypocrisyNod Immature Hothead]]?

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-->'''GL''': -->'''GL:''' Where'd Shazam go?
-->'''Cyborg''':
go?\\
'''Cyborg:'''
He took off, said he had a hot date.
-->'''GL''':
date.\\
'''GL:'''
Right. Who'd go out with that [[HypocrisyNod Immature Hothead]]? immature hothead]]?



--> '''Flash:''' Batman's ''[[ShroudedInMyth real?!]]''
--> '''Green Latern:''' Yeah he's over there.

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--> '''Flash:''' -->'''Flash:''' Batman's ''[[ShroudedInMyth real?!]]''
-->
real?!]]''\\
'''Green Latern:''' Yeah he's over there.

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