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'''Henry VIII:''' ''([[ThroatSlittingGestureDraws finger across throat]])'' [[ImpliedDeathThreat Are you absolutely sure?]]\\

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'''Henry VIII:''' ''([[ThroatSlittingGestureDraws ''([[ThroatSlittingGesture Draws finger across throat]])'' [[ImpliedDeathThreat Are you absolutely sure?]]\\

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'''Henry VIII:''' ''(Draws finger across throat)'' Are you absolutely sure?\\

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'''Henry VIII:''' ''(Draws ''([[ThroatSlittingGestureDraws finger across throat)'' throat]])'' [[ImpliedDeathThreat Are you absolutely sure?\\sure?]]\\


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*** As the host gets dragged away to his presumed demise, Henry takes the book from his arms and flips through the pages as though he were reminiscing about old friends.
---->'''Henry VIII''': Huh huh huh! Look at him. His stupid face. No wonder I chopped his head off, yeah.
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'''Host:''' No! Please! Plea-no! HENRY THE EIGHTH! THIS WAS YOUR DEADLY REIGN! AAAARGH-

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'''Host:''' No! Please! Plea-no! HENRY THE EIGHTH! THIS WAS YOUR DEADLY REIGN! AAAARGH-[[ScreamsLikeALittleGirl AAAARGH-]]
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'''Henry VIII:''' Oh no. I would've loved to have been there, but I had this game of Tudor Tennis booked in the diary. You know how it is. Busy king, countries to rule, volleys to hit. ''(Hits another ball)'' Uh huh huh huh! 13-love! Heheh, look at his face.\\

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'''Henry VIII:''' Oh no. I would've loved to have been there, but I had this game of Tudor Tennis booked in the diary. You know how it is. Busy king, countries to rule, volleys to hit. ''(Hits another ball)'' Uh huh huh huh! 13-love! 30-love! Heheh, look at his face.\\
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** The illustration of everybody in London freaking out at the first air raid siren in {{WW2}}, which turned out to be a false alarm.

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** The illustration of everybody in London freaking out at the first air raid siren in {{WW2}}, [=WW2=], which turned out to be a false alarm.

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** The 2023 update. Exactly the same, except for an added talking portrait of
UsefulNotes/CharlesIII.

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** The 2023 update. Exactly the same, except for an added talking portrait of
of UsefulNotes/CharlesIII.
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[[UsefulNotes/KingCharlesTheThird.]]

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[[UsefulNotes/KingCharlesTheThird.]] UsefulNotes/CharlesIII.
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** The 2023 update. Exactly the same, except for an added talking portrait of
[[UsefulNotes/KingCharlesTheThird.]]
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-->'''Spartan husband:''' ''(holding out a spear)'' Go get us something to eat.
-->'''Athenian wife:''' But... I wouldn't know how to ''hunt''! Athenian women aren't allowed out of the house, except to meet other women, or to go to funerals!
-->'''Spartan husband:''' You will be going to a funeral. ''[beat]'' The rabbit's.

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-->'''Spartan husband:''' ''(holding out a spear)'' Go get us something to eat.
a rabbit.
-->'''Athenian wife:''' But... I wouldn't know how to ''hunt''! I'm just a delicate Athenian women aren't woman! I'm not allowed out of the house, except to meet other women, or to go to funerals!
-->'''Spartan husband:''' You will be are going to a funeral. ''[beat]'' The rabbit's.
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* In the "Phillip and Mary" sketch, when the priest says "how about a kiss?" at their wedding, instead of kissing Mary, Phillip kisses the priest!

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'''Boy:''' ''[smugly]'' [[IncrediblyLamePun A tap on the head!]]\\

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'''Boy:''' ''[smugly]'' [[IncrediblyLamePun A tap on the head!]]\\head!\\
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** Theophile Marzial's [[Narm terrible "tragic" poem]].

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** Theophile Marzial's [[Narm [[{{Narm}} terrible "tragic" poem]].
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** During the execution of his second wife Anne Boleyn, a distraught reporter interviews Henry and finds him playing "Tudor Tennis".

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** During A news report on the execution of his Henry's second wife Anne Boleyn, a distraught reporter interviews Henry and finds him playing "Tudor Tennis".Boleyn.



'''Host:''' No! Please! Ple-no! HENRY THE EIGHTH! THIS WAS YOUR DEADLY REIGN! AAAARGH-
** The Historical Desktop sketch (more on them below) where Henry learns ([[ItMakesSenseInContext via email...]]) that he has a daughter.

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'''Host:''' No! Please! Ple-no! Plea-no! HENRY THE EIGHTH! THIS WAS YOUR DEADLY REIGN! AAAARGH-
** The Historical Desktop sketch (more on them those below) where Henry learns ([[ItMakesSenseInContext via email...]]) that he has a daughter.
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'''Henry VIII''' Oh no. I would've loved to have been there, but I had this game of Tudor Tennis booked in the diary. You know how it is. Busy king, countries to rule, volleys to hit. ''(Hits another ball)'' Uh huh huh huh! 13-love! Heheh, look at his face.\\

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'''Henry VIII''' VIII:''' Oh no. I would've loved to have been there, but I had this game of Tudor Tennis booked in the diary. You know how it is. Busy king, countries to rule, volleys to hit. ''(Hits another ball)'' Uh huh huh huh! 13-love! Heheh, look at his face.\\



'''Henry VIII''' ''(Draws finger across throat)'' ''Are you absolutely sure?''\\

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'''Henry VIII''' VIII:''' ''(Draws finger across throat)'' ''Are Are you absolutely sure?''\\sure?\\
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'''Henry VIII''' ''(Draws finger across throat)'' Are you absolutely sure?\\

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'''Henry VIII''' ''(Draws finger across throat)'' Are ''Are you absolutely sure?\\sure?''\\
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--->'''Reporter:''' You join us here today on this sad occasion. Queen Anne Boleyn is about to be beheaded. I am joined here by her husband King Henry VIII. Your Majesty, how do you feel on this tragic day?\\
'''Henry VIII:''' ''(Hits tennis ball)'' Ace! Huh huh huh! 15-love.\\
'''Reporter:''' So you're not attending the execution then?\\
'''Henry VIII''' Oh no. I would've loved to have been there, but I had this game of Tudor Tennis booked in the diary. You know how it is. Busy king, countries to rule, volleys to hit. ''(Hits another ball)'' Uh huh huh huh! 13-love! Heheh, look at his face.\\
'''Opponent:''' Um, that was out, Your Majesty.\\
'''Henry VIII''' ''(Draws finger across throat)'' Are you absolutely sure?\\
'''Opponent:''' My mistake. Good shot.
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'''Host:''' No! Please! Ple-no! Henry the Eighth! This was your deadly reign! AAAARGH-

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'''Host:''' No! Please! Ple-no! Henry the Eighth! This was your deadly reign! HENRY THE EIGHTH! THIS WAS YOUR DEADLY REIGN! AAAARGH-

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** The Historical Desktop sketch where he learns ([[ItMakesSenseInContext via email...]]) that he has a daughter.
--->Oh no! Oh no... Why has God forsaken me with only lady babies? Nope. I must have a male heir. [[StrawMisogynist A Queen on the English throne would be disastrous. I mean, girls are too silly to rule countries.]] It was all my wife's fault. I'm going to divorce her. Nope, worse! I'm going to drop her from my Top Eight on YEBO and ''then'' I'm going to divorce her.


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** The Historical Desktop sketch (more on them below) where Henry learns ([[ItMakesSenseInContext via email...]]) that he has a daughter.
--->Oh no! Oh no... Why has God forsaken me with only lady babies? Nope. I must have a male heir. [[StrawMisogynist A Queen on the English throne would be disastrous. I mean, girls are too silly to rule countries.]] It was all my wife's fault. I'm going to divorce her. Nope, worse! I'm going to drop her from my Top Eight on YEBO and ''then'' I'm going to divorce her.
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** The sketch where he learns ([[ItMakesSenseInContext via email...]]) that he has a daughter.
--->Oh no! Oh no... Why has God forsaken me with only lady babies? Nope. I must have a male heir. [[HeManWomanHater A Queen on the English throne would be disastrous. I mean, girls are too silly to rule countries.]] It was all my wife's fault. I'm going to divorce her. Nope, worse! I'm going to drop her from my Top Eight on YEBO and ''then'' I'm going to divorce her.

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** The Historical Desktop sketch where he learns ([[ItMakesSenseInContext via email...]]) that he has a daughter.
--->Oh no! Oh no... Why has God forsaken me with only lady babies? Nope. I must have a male heir. [[HeManWomanHater [[StrawMisogynist A Queen on the English throne would be disastrous. I mean, girls are too silly to rule countries.]] It was all my wife's fault. I'm going to divorce her. Nope, worse! I'm going to drop her from my Top Eight on YEBO and ''then'' I'm going to divorce her.
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--->Oh no! Oh no... Why has God forsaken me with only lady babies? Nope. I must have a male heir. [[HeManWomanHater A Queen on the English throne would be disastrous. I mean, girls are too silly to rule countries.]] It was all my wife's fault. I'm going to divorce her. Nope, worse! I'm going to drop her from my Top Eight on YEBO and *then* I'm going to divorce her.

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--->Oh no! Oh no... Why has God forsaken me with only lady babies? Nope. I must have a male heir. [[HeManWomanHater A Queen on the English throne would be disastrous. I mean, girls are too silly to rule countries.]] It was all my wife's fault. I'm going to divorce her. Nope, worse! I'm going to drop her from my Top Eight on YEBO and *then* ''then'' I'm going to divorce her.



'''Host:''' Neither have your other advisors. ''(Proceeds to introduce several more dead advisors. Cue audience applause.)''

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'''Host:''' Neither have your other advisors. ''(Proceeds to introduce several more dead advisors.corpses on wheelchairs. Cue audience applause.)''

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