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** Sending Cletus a picture of a dead ''person'' results in some equally funny responses:
--->'''Cletus''': Jeessus Trevor that is definitely no elk.\\
'''Cletus''': Why are you sending me snuff?
*** Even better, the minigame actually [[BlackComedy awards you a few points for it]]!



** Sending Cletus a picture of a dead ''person'' results in some equally funny responses:
--->'''Cletus''': Jeessus Trevor that is definitely no elk.\\
'''Cletus''': Why are you sending me snuff?
*** Even better, the minigame actually awards you a few points for it!


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* One subset of decorations available for purchase in the Diamond Casino and Resort is a bust of a bald man, with the left half seemingly splitting apart into cubes. Each PaletteSwap of this bust is named [[TrueArtIsIncomprehensible "Uhh", "Ehh" and "Hmm"]].


'''Trevor:''' Me?

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* If you drive around, you can see a billboard for a website called "Stop Paying Your Mortgage". If you try and go there... [[{{Irony}} it's been shut down]] [[RealityEnsues for failing to pay their web hosting bills.]]


'''Trevor:''' ''[[SuspiciouslySpecificDetail it's not legally fucking, if you do not penetrate.]]''

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'''Trevor:''' ''[[SuspiciouslySpecificDetail ''[[Main/SuspiciouslySpecificDenial ... it's not legally fucking, if you do not penetrate.]]''


* Also from [[spoiler:Ending C,]] the banter between Trevor and Devin [[spoiler:as the former drives the latter out of the city to put an end to his life.]]
-->'''Devin''': [[spoiler:You know, you're a-you're a resourceful guy, getting past those trained killers. [[WeCanRuleTogether I need someone like you, in my organization!]]]]\\
'''Trevor''': [[spoiler:The [=CEO=] position's gonna be vacant ''real'' soon, slick!]]\\
'''Devin''': [[spoiler:I got nothing against you, apart from the obvious hygiene issues. Michael caused me problems, so Michael had to go!]]\\
'''Trevor''': [[spoiler:''You're'' looking at it ''rationally'' - there are people useful to you, and people who ain't, so people who ain't gotta go! Me? ''I'm not rational'', I don't ''care'' if you're useful, or not. I ''feel'' like taking you out, Devo, so that's what I'm doing.]]\\
'''Devin''': [[spoiler:This is a serious offer! Work for me, you'll have ''everything'' you ever wanted!]]\\
'''Trevor''': [[spoiler:[[BrutalHonesty All I ever wanted is to see you]] [[ColdBloodedTorture drift in and out of consciousness as you're slowly disemboweled!]]]]\\
'''Devin''': [[spoiler:[[SarcasmBlind Yes! Yes!]] That's the kind of creativity I need on my team! Come on, come on! Let me out of here!]]\\
'''Trevor''': [[spoiler:Look, I got ''my own'' company - Trevor Phillips Industries!]]\\
'''Devin''': [[spoiler:Ohh, yeah, a-a-a-a fellow entrepreneur! Uh, [[DirtyCoward let me buy a stake, uh, give you money to grow!]]]]\\
'''Trevor''': [[spoiler:I dunno if you heard, but I'm kinda gold rich right now, so [[ShutUpHannibal you got precisely]] ''[[AwfulTruth nothing]]'' [[ShutUpHannibal to offer.]] [[PreMortemOneLiner Prepare for the end, my friend.]]]]\\

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* Also from [[spoiler:Ending Ending C,]] the banter between Trevor and Devin [[spoiler:as as the former drives the latter out of the city to put an end to his life.]]
life.
-->'''Devin''': [[spoiler:You You know, you're a-you're a resourceful guy, getting past those trained killers. [[WeCanRuleTogether I need someone like you, in my organization!]]]]\\
organization!]]\\
'''Trevor''': [[spoiler:The The [=CEO=] position's gonna be vacant ''real'' soon, slick!]]\\
'''Devin''': [[spoiler:I I got nothing against you, apart from the obvious hygiene issues. Michael caused me problems, so Michael had to go!]]\\
go!\\
'''Trevor''': [[spoiler:''You're'' ''You're'' looking at it ''rationally'' - there are people useful to you, and people who ain't, so people who ain't gotta go! Me? ''I'm not rational'', I don't ''care'' if you're useful, or not. I ''feel'' like taking you out, Devo, so that's what I'm doing.]]\\
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'''Devin''': [[spoiler:This This is a serious offer! Work for me, you'll have ''everything'' you ever wanted!]]\\
'''Trevor''': [[spoiler:[[BrutalHonesty [[BrutalHonesty All I ever wanted is to see you]] [[ColdBloodedTorture drift in and out of consciousness as you're slowly disemboweled!]]]]\\
disemboweled!]]\\
'''Devin''': [[spoiler:[[SarcasmBlind [[SarcasmBlind Yes! Yes!]] That's the kind of creativity I need on my team! Come on, come on! Let me out of here!]]\\
'''Trevor''': [[spoiler:Look, Look, I got ''my own'' company - Trevor Phillips Industries!]]\\
Industries!\\
'''Devin''': [[spoiler:Ohh, Ohh, yeah, a-a-a-a fellow entrepreneur! Uh, [[DirtyCoward let me buy a stake, uh, give you money to grow!]]]]\\
grow!]]\\
'''Trevor''': [[spoiler:I I dunno if you heard, but I'm kinda gold rich right now, so [[ShutUpHannibal you got precisely]] ''[[AwfulTruth nothing]]'' [[ShutUpHannibal to offer.]] [[PreMortemOneLiner Prepare for the end, my friend.]]]]\\


* At the beginning of Trevor's tenure with the Minute Men, one of them gives an American salute. The other, apparently an immigrant from Europe, gives the Hitler salute before realizing what he's done and correcting himself.
* Michael's interactions with Barry, the marijuana-legalization activist.
-->'''Barry:''': I smoke this all day and I'm fine! ''(Lights one up for Michael)'' Just a pure... mellow high...\\
'''Michael:''' ''(Inhales deeply from the bunt)''\\
'''Barry:''' ...[[ByNoIMeanYes But I do get concerned]] [[WhamLine about the monsters]]... ''(Michael's trip starts; he slowly gets more distorted)''\\
Yeah... I mean, ''I'm sure they're nothing serious but, uh...'' ''I never let them get too near.''\\
'''Michael:''' ([[NowYouTellMe look of utter disbelief]]) ''WHOOOAA!!! Da... fuck... is that?!''
* Michael's daughter Tracey on "Fame or Shame". [[StylisticSuck Not only is her performance cringeworthy]], but [[spoiler:the producers [[MistakenForGay think Michael and Trevor are both her fathers]]]]. And then [[spoiler:Trevor belts a security guy with a folding chair]].
** Right after said beating with the folding chair]], Lazlow, the host of the show, hauls ass out of the studio, with Michael and Trevor having to give chase; once they catch up to him, Trevor forces Lazlow to strip down to his drawers and dance if he wants to live. The kicker, Trevor's recording Lazlow dancing just for extra humiliation.

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* At the beginning of Trevor's tenure with the Minute Men, one of them gives an American salute. The other, apparently an immigrant from Europe, gives the Hitler salute before realizing what he's done and correcting himself.
* Michael's interactions with Barry, the marijuana-legalization activist.
-->'''Barry:''': I smoke this all day and I'm fine! ''(Lights one up for Michael)'' Just a pure... mellow high...\\
'''Michael:''' ''(Inhales deeply from the bunt)''\\
'''Barry:''' ...[[ByNoIMeanYes But I do get concerned]] [[WhamLine about the monsters]]... ''(Michael's trip starts; he slowly gets more distorted)''\\
Yeah... I mean, ''I'm sure they're nothing serious but, uh...'' ''I never let them get too near.''\\
'''Michael:''' ([[NowYouTellMe look of utter disbelief]]) ''WHOOOAA!!! Da... fuck... is that?!''
* Michael's daughter Tracey on "Fame or Shame". [[StylisticSuck Not only is her performance cringeworthy]], but [[spoiler:the the producers [[MistakenForGay think Michael and Trevor are both her fathers]]]]. fathers]]. And then [[spoiler:Trevor Trevor belts a security guy with a folding chair]].
chair.
** Right after said beating with the folding chair]], chair, Lazlow, the host of the show, hauls ass out of the studio, with Michael and Trevor having to give chase; once they catch up to him, Trevor forces Lazlow to strip down to his drawers and dance if he wants to live. The kicker, Trevor's recording Lazlow dancing just for extra humiliation.



'''Michael''': Na-ma-[[PrecisionFStrike go fuck yourself]].

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'''Michael''': Na-ma-[[PrecisionFStrike Na-ma-ste[[PrecisionFStrike go fuck yourself]].



* The dialogue between Trevor and Michael [[spoiler: when Trevor reveals that he kidnapped Martin Madrazo's wife after Martin got angry and refused to pay him and Michael for assassinating Javier Madrazo]]. Michael's [[OhCrap reaction]] and Trevor's utter glee just sells it.
-->'''Trevor:''' (Regarding the job that he and Michael just did for [[spoiler: Martin Madrazo]]) I asked for a fair day's pay after a fair day's work. He kinda got a little angry. And, I'll admit, I kinda got a little angry!\\

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* The dialogue between Trevor and Michael [[spoiler: when Trevor reveals that he kidnapped Martin Madrazo's wife after Martin got angry and refused to pay him and Michael for assassinating Javier Madrazo]].Madrazo. Michael's [[OhCrap reaction]] and Trevor's utter glee just sells it.
-->'''Trevor:''' (Regarding the job that he and Michael just did for [[spoiler: Martin Madrazo]]) Madrazo) I asked for a fair day's pay after a fair day's work. He kinda got a little angry. And, I'll admit, I kinda got a little angry!\\



* Franklin finds a dog barking at the entrance of a park. Turns out he can talk to it: the dog tells him that there's a man stuck in a tree. Franklin starts running after the dog...
-->'''Franklin:''' I've officially lost my damn mind.\\
'''Dog:''' Woof.\\
'''Franklin:''' What, boy? He just jumped out of a fucking helicopter?\\
'''Dog:''' Woof.\\
'''Franklin:''' His parachute failed to open?\\
'''Dog:''' Woof.\\
'''Franklin:''' And now you kind of wish he'd missed the tree?\\
'''Dog:''' Woof.\\
'''Franklin:''' But morality is a human construct and you're not hardwired to think that way? I can't believe I'm getting smart-talked by a fucking dog.\\
'''Dog:''' Woof.\\
'''Franklin:''' Say what?\\
'''Dog:''' Woof.\\
'''Franklin:''' Wait, you talkin' about my kind of bitches or yours?\\
'''Dog:''' Woof.\\
'''Franklin:''' This shit is getting weird now, man.
** It's worth noting that the dog disappears right after Franklin gets to the guy, meaning that Franklin wasn't just getting smart-talked by a dog... he may have been getting smart-talked by an angel pretending to be a dog.



-->'''Michael:''' A few weeks ago, I was happily retired, sulking by my swimming pool. Then my psychotic best friend shows up out of nowhere to torture me over mistakes I made - ''honest mistakes'' - I've made over a ''decade'' ago! We, our little posse, are flat fuckin' broke! But hey, let's go out and spend two million dollars on a tandem-rotor fuckin' chopper, so I can [[spoiler:go steal nerve gas from fuckin' terrorists]]! Forgive me, you ignorant ''fuck'', but sarcasm is all I've fucking got! Sarcasm, and ''a room fulla you cunts!''

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-->'''Michael:''' A few weeks ago, I was happily retired, sulking by my swimming pool. Then my psychotic best friend shows up out of nowhere to torture me over mistakes I made - ''honest mistakes'' - I've made over a ''decade'' ago! We, our little posse, are flat fuckin' broke! But hey, let's go out and spend two million dollars on a tandem-rotor fuckin' chopper, so I can [[spoiler:go go steal nerve gas from fuckin' terrorists]]! terrorists! Forgive me, you ignorant ''fuck'', but sarcasm is all I've fucking got! Sarcasm, and ''a room fulla you cunts!''



** Then, after Michael reassures Franklin's first heist couldn't have been much worse than Trevor's EpicFail of a story, Franklin finally cracks; he was the getaway driver for one of [[TooDumbToLive Lamar's]] store robberies, and he managed to get several thousand dollars... [[spoiler: [[ShaggyDogStory or he WOULD have if a dye pack didn't go off and ruin the money]].]]
** And from the same mission, the sheriff's [[OhCrap reaction]] when [[spoiler: the crew come out of the bank wearing body armor and carrying machine guns (Trevor even has a ''handheld minigun'')!]]

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** Then, after Michael reassures Franklin's first heist couldn't have been much worse than Trevor's EpicFail of a story, Franklin finally cracks; he was the getaway driver for one of [[TooDumbToLive Lamar's]] store robberies, and he managed to get several thousand dollars... [[spoiler: [[ShaggyDogStory or he WOULD have if a dye pack didn't go off and ruin the money]].]]
money]].
** And from the same mission, the sheriff's [[OhCrap reaction]] when [[spoiler: the crew come out of the bank wearing body armor and carrying machine guns (Trevor even has a ''handheld minigun'')!]]minigun'')!



--->'''Trevor:''' I've got a [[spoiler: minigun]], you humorless prick!
* In one mission, Trevor is flying in a helicopter with a camera that can scan peoples' drivers licenses to check their arrest records. The first person he checks is Franklin, who we find out was arrested for... [[spoiler:[[FullFrontalAssault Public Exposure]].]] It leads to this exchange:
-->'''Trevor:''' [[spoiler:Public exposure?]] What's the deal, my friend?\\

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--->'''Trevor:''' I've got a [[spoiler: minigun]], minigun, you humorless prick!
* In one mission, Trevor is flying in a helicopter with a camera that can scan peoples' drivers licenses to check their arrest records. The first person he checks is Franklin, who we find out was arrested for... [[spoiler:[[FullFrontalAssault [[FullFrontalAssault Public Exposure]].]] Exposure]]. It leads to this exchange:
-->'''Trevor:''' [[spoiler:Public Public exposure?]] What's the deal, my friend?\\



** Another one that happens on the same mission that's ''incredibly'' easy to miss because it requires a huge ViolationOfCommonSense: [[spoiler:watch Michael make his way to the meat grinder instead of switching to Franklin]] and, on the way, you get this gem:
--->'''[[spoiler:Michael]]:''' Hey, I ain't even gonna make a tasty hamburger! I only drink ''broccoli juice!''

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** Another one that happens on the same mission that's ''incredibly'' easy to miss because it requires a huge ViolationOfCommonSense: [[spoiler:watch watch Michael make his way to the meat grinder instead of switching to Franklin]] Franklin and, on the way, you get this gem:
--->'''[[spoiler:Michael]]:''' --->'''Michael:''' Hey, I ain't even gonna make a tasty hamburger! I only drink ''broccoli juice!''



* After Jimmy's SugarWiki/MomentOfAwesome ([[spoiler: knocking out a Merryweather hitman who was about to kill Michael and likely the rest of his family]]), he decides [[IShallTauntYou add to it by]] [[spoiler: teabagging the hitman, but [[HilarityEnsues ends up teabagging Michael by accident]].]]

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* After Jimmy's SugarWiki/MomentOfAwesome ([[spoiler: knocking (knocking out a Merryweather hitman who was about to kill Michael and likely the rest of his family]]), family), he decides [[IShallTauntYou add to it by]] [[spoiler: teabagging the hitman, but [[HilarityEnsues ends up teabagging Michael by accident]].]]



* The way the Altruist Cult completely [[EpicFail screw up]] [[spoiler:Trevor's execution attempt]] once Trevor's turned in enough people. It [[https://youtu.be/7OclxjjuaAA?t=14m20s has to be seen to be believed]].

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* The way the Altruist Cult completely [[EpicFail screw up]] [[spoiler:Trevor's Trevor's execution attempt]] attempt once Trevor's turned in enough people. It [[https://youtu.be/7OclxjjuaAA?t=14m20s has to be seen to be believed]].



* Most of Trevor's [[CrackPairing whirlwind romance]] with [[spoiler:Patricia Madrazo]] qualifies as hilarious but the kicker has to be when [[spoiler:he's returning her home to her husband]] while Chicago's "If You Leave Me Now" is playing during the car ride and [[OOCIsSeriousBusiness Trevor]] [[InelegantBlubbering is blubbering uncontrollably]].
** When they finally get back to her place, [[spoiler:we learn that Trevor apparently damaged or tore off Madrazo's ear in a fit of rage during the kidnapping. In contrast to his previous menacing demeanor, he's now ''absolutely terrified'' of Trevor, to the point that he's practically grovelling at the sight of him.]]

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* Most of Trevor's [[CrackPairing whirlwind romance]] with [[spoiler:Patricia Madrazo]] Patricia Madrazo qualifies as hilarious but the kicker has to be when [[spoiler:he's he's returning her home to her husband]] husband while Chicago's "If You Leave Me Now" is playing during the car ride and [[OOCIsSeriousBusiness Trevor]] [[InelegantBlubbering is blubbering uncontrollably]].
** When they finally get back to her place, [[spoiler:we we learn that Trevor apparently damaged or tore off Madrazo's ear in a fit of rage during the kidnapping. In contrast to his previous menacing demeanor, he's now ''absolutely terrified'' of Trevor, to the point that he's practically grovelling at the sight of him.]]



** The last we see of Trevor [[spoiler: before going in to "meet" the manager of the Vanilla Unicorn]] is him closing the door behind himself saying, "Prepare to meet your new 'partner...'" It's as funny as dark when you find out [[spoiler:Trevor has the man's body sitting in the fridge in his office.]]
* In '''Reuniting The Family''', Michael hits Fabien (Amanda's yoga instructor who she's been sleeping with) in the head with some woman's laptop ([[{{Jerkass}} who was writing a screenplay in public and trying to get the others to shut up.]]). Afterwards he goes and picks up Tracey and walks in on Lazlow saying he'll get her back on the show if she gives him a blowjob. [[PapaWolf Michael]] then makes him pay and forces him to get her on the show. After this, the De Santa family go to therapy and it quickly turns into Michael and Amanda yelling at one another and Amanda tells him to "find a center" and [[LargeHam Michael]] ends up screaming ''"HOW ABOUT YOU SUCK MY COCK?!"''.

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** The last we see of Trevor [[spoiler: before going in to "meet" the manager of the Vanilla Unicorn]] is him closing the door behind himself saying, "Prepare to meet your new 'partner...'" It's as funny as it is dark when you find out [[spoiler:Trevor Trevor has the man's body sitting in the fridge in his office.]]
office.
* In '''Reuniting The Family''', Michael hits Fabien (Amanda's yoga instructor who she's been sleeping with) in the head with some woman's laptop ([[{{Jerkass}} ( who was writing a screenplay in public and trying to get the others to shut up.]]).). Afterwards he goes and picks up Tracey and walks in on Lazlow saying he'll get her back on the show if she gives him a blowjob. [[PapaWolf Michael]] then makes him pay and forces him to get her on the show.
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After this, the De Santa family go to therapy and it quickly turns into Michael and Amanda yelling at one another and another. Amanda tells him to "find a center" and [[LargeHam Michael]] ends up screaming ''"HOW ABOUT YOU SUCK MY COCK?!"''.



* [[StraightMan Franklin]], [[TheStoic who usually isn't the one to laugh out loud]], [[NotSoAboveItAll can't stop himself from laughing hysterically]] ([[AudienceSurrogate and the player probably can't either]]) [[spoiler: when Trevor tries to hop his fence [[EpicFail and ends up falling over it]]]] at the start of "[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XWuvwq2anb0 Fresh Meat]]"

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* [[StraightMan Franklin]], [[TheStoic who usually isn't the one to laugh out loud]], [[NotSoAboveItAll can't stop himself from laughing hysterically]] ([[AudienceSurrogate and the player probably can't either]]) [[spoiler: when Trevor tries to hop his fence [[EpicFail and ends up falling over it]]]] it]] at the start of "[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XWuvwq2anb0 Fresh Meat]]"



--->'''[[spoiler: Trevor]]:''' (As if he heard something) What was that?\\

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--->'''[[spoiler: Trevor]]:''' --->'''Trevor:''' (As if he heard something) What was that?\\



'''[[spoiler: Trevor]]:''' '''Asshole!''' (screams to the neighborhood) '''Everybody! ''Assholes!!!''''' (storms off)

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'''[[spoiler: Trevor]]:''' '''Trevor:''' '''Asshole!''' (screams to the neighborhood) '''Everybody! ''Assholes!!!''''' (storms off)



* If [[spoiler:Molly]]'s death by TurbineBlender isn't NightmareFuel, then it's BloodyHilarious, especially considering how sudden and out of the blue it is. [[spoiler:Things are even more [[BlackComedy darkly]] funny when you later find out that the film she was trying so desperately to keep out of Michael's hands has plenty of digital copies in storage, making the entire chase and her resulting death ''completely'' pointless.]]
* Speaking of BloodyHilarious, [[spoiler:The death of [=LifeInvader=] CEO Jay Norris. Especially funny in that you trigger it from home while watching his keynote, and his reaction when his phone starts ringing unexpectedly.]]

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* If [[spoiler:Molly]]'s Molly's death by TurbineBlender isn't NightmareFuel, then it's BloodyHilarious, especially considering how sudden and out of the blue it is. [[spoiler:Things Things are even more [[BlackComedy darkly]] funny when you later find out that the film she was trying so desperately to keep out of Michael's hands has plenty of digital copies in storage, making the entire chase and her resulting death ''completely'' pointless.]]
pointless.
* Speaking of BloodyHilarious, [[spoiler:The he death of [=LifeInvader=] CEO Jay Norris. Especially funny in that you trigger it from home while watching his keynote, and his reaction when his phone starts ringing unexpectedly.]]



* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mkP8r28gRBI One of the side missions]] involves Michael [[spoiler: [[GargleBlaster smoking a super-blunt]], and having a MushroomSamba of shooting up Aliens (yeah, ''[[ShoutOut those]]'' Franchise/{{Alien}}s!) with a {{gatling g|ood}}un!]]

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* At the beginning of Trevor's tenure with the Minute Men, one of them gives an American salute. The other, an immigrant from Russia, gives the Hitler salute before realizing what he's done and correcting himself.
* Michael's interactions with Barry, the marijuana-legalization activist.
-->'''Barry:''': I smoke this all day and I'm fine! ''(Lights one up for Michael)'' Just a pure... mellow high...\\
'''Michael:''' ''(Inhales deeply from the bunt)''\\
'''Barry:''' ...[[ByNoIMeanYes But I do get concerned]] [[WhamLine about the monsters]]... ''(Michael's trip starts; he slowly gets more distorted)''\\
Yeah... I mean, ''I'm sure they're nothing serious but, uh...'' ''I never let them get too near.''\\
'''Michael:''' ([[NowYouTellMe look of utter disbelief]]) ''WHOOOAA!!! Da... fuck... is that?!''
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mkP8r28gRBI One of the side missions]] involves Then]] Michael [[spoiler: [[GargleBlaster smoking a super-blunt]], and ends up having a MushroomSamba of shooting up Aliens (yeah, ''[[ShoutOut those]]'' Franchise/{{Alien}}s!) with a {{gatling g|ood}}un!]]g|ood}}un!)


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* Franklin finds a dog barking at the entrance of a park. Turns out he can talk to it: the dog tells him that there's a man stuck in a tree. Franklin starts running after the dog...
-->'''Franklin:''' I've officially lost my damn mind.\\
'''Dog:''' Woof.\\
'''Franklin:''' What, boy? He just jumped out of a fucking helicopter?\\
'''Dog:''' Woof.\\
'''Franklin:''' His parachute failed to open?\\
'''Dog:''' Woof.\\
'''Franklin:''' And now you kind of wish he'd missed the tree?\\
'''Dog:''' Woof.\\
'''Franklin:''' But morality is a human construct and you're not hardwired to think that way? I can't believe I'm getting smart-talked by a fucking dog.\\
'''Dog:''' Woof.\\
'''Franklin:''' Say what?\\
'''Dog:''' Woof.\\
'''Franklin:''' Wait, you talkin' about my kind of bitches or yours?\\
'''Dog:''' Woof.\\
'''Franklin:''' This shit is getting weird now, man.
** It's worth noting that the dog disappears right after Franklin gets to the guy, meaning that Franklin wasn't just getting smart-talked by a dog... he may have been getting smart-talked by an angel pretending to be a dog.


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'''Trevor:''' You wanna end up in the trunk of this thing?! [[note]]It's even funnier if you're playing [[spoiler:Option C after putting Devin in the trunk.]][[/note]]

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'''Trevor:''' You wanna end up in the trunk of this thing?! [[note]]It's even funnier if you're playing [[spoiler:Option Option C after putting Devin in the trunk.]][[/note]][[/note]]



* After buying some drugs and [[spoiler: a spiked drink for his dad]] we get this from Jimmy during a father/son moment.

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* After buying some drugs and [[spoiler: a spiked drink for his dad]] dad we get this from Jimmy during a father/son moment.



* Trevor's first interaction with Maude, the woman in charge of bounties.
--> '''Maude''': How've ya been?\\
'''Trevor''': Oh, simply wonderful. And you?\\
'''Maude''': [[DeadpanSnarker Somewhere stuck between 'joyful' and 'peachy'.]]



* The [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CjQFddfkx6w ad campaigns]] for the next Governor of San Andreas.
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yjZVEGg1xwM Kung Fu Rainbow Lazer Force.]]
** "[[{{Creator/Fox}} Weazel]]: [[StrawmanNewsMedia Confirming Your Prejudices]]"
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mkP8r28gRBI One of the side missions]] involves Michael [[spoiler: [[GargleBlaster smoking a super-blunt]], and having a MushroomSamba of shooting up Aliens (yeah, ''[[ShoutOut those]]'' Franchise/{{Alien}}s!) with a {{gatling g|ood}}un!]]
** You can take Trevor to the same location. [[spoiler: [[FromBadToWorse He gets]] [[MonsterClown clowns.]]]]
** [[RuleOfThree And Franklin too!]] [[spoiler: [[AntiClimax Absolutely nothing happens.]] [[NoSell In fact, he even makes fun of how light-weight the weed actually is!]]]]
--->'''Barry''': Can't you see the [[spoiler:[[LampshadeHanging aliens]]]]?\\
''[{{beat}}]''\\
'''Franklin''': Man, what else are you takin'?
*** [[spoiler:And after Franklin calls out how shitty his weed is, Barry just deflates against a wall, defeated by Franklin's endurance towards his product compared to Trevor and Michael.]]



* In one of the earliest Trevor missions ("Crystal Maze"), it starts off with Trevor being so pissed [[{{Angrish}} that most of his dialogue is "Arrrg!"]]

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* In one of the earliest Trevor missions ("Crystal Maze"), "Crystal Maze", it starts off with Trevor being so pissed [[{{Angrish}} that most of his dialogue is "Arrrg!"]]



** Also, near the ending (during [[spoiler:the start of Ending C]]) [[CerebusSyndrome when Lamar is surrounded]], [[CrossesTheLineTwice he still turns the serious scene humorous]]:

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** Also, near the ending (during [[spoiler:the the start of Ending C]]) C) [[CerebusSyndrome when Lamar is surrounded]], [[CrossesTheLineTwice he still turns the serious scene humorous]]:



'''Franklin''': [[TooDumbToLive No the fuck you cizan't.]]

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'''Franklin''': [[TooDumbToLive No the fuck you cizan't.]]cizan't!]]



* The [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CjQFddfkx6w ad campaigns]] for the next Governor of San Andreas.
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yjZVEGg1xwM Kung Fu Rainbow Lazer Force.]]
** "[[{{Creator/Fox}} Weazel]]: [[StrawmanNewsMedia Confirming Your Prejudices]]"



** Right after said [[spoiler:beating of the folding chair]], Lazlow, the host of the show, [[spoiler:hauls ass out of the studio, with Michael and Trevor having to give chase; once they catch up to him, Trevor forces Lazlow to strip down to his drawers and dance if he wants to live]]. The kicker, Trevor's recording [[spoiler:Lazlow dancing]] just for extra humiliation.
** Way before that, during the beginning cutscene of said mission, Michael finds [[spoiler: Jimmy's weed bag]] and greets Fabien [[DeadpanSnarker sarcastically]].

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** Right after said [[spoiler:beating of beating with the folding chair]], Lazlow, the host of the show, [[spoiler:hauls hauls ass out of the studio, with Michael and Trevor having to give chase; once they catch up to him, Trevor forces Lazlow to strip down to his drawers and dance if he wants to live]]. live. The kicker, Trevor's recording [[spoiler:Lazlow dancing]] Lazlow dancing just for extra humiliation.
-->'''Trevor:''' I got it all on camera, you fucking pussy! The world's going to see your shit!
** Way before that, during the beginning cutscene of said mission, Michael finds [[spoiler: Jimmy's weed bag]] bag and greets Fabien [[DeadpanSnarker sarcastically]].



** Then when his trip ends:
--->'''Barry:''' ... so I take it I can count on your support?\\
''*{{Beat}}*''\\
'''Michael:''' ... the ''fuck'' just happened?!\\
'''Barry:''' [[WhatAnIdiot W-What're ya talkin' about?]] We discussed globalization, the state...\\
'''Michael:''' ''... stay the fuck away from me!'' ([[ScrewThisImOuttaHere storms off]])\\
'''Barry:''' Wha... ''But it's for a good cause...!''
** Trevor's interactions with him are just as funny.
--->'''Barry:''' Can I get a signature, sir?\\
'''Trevor:''' For what?\\
'''Barry:''' The most important fight of all!\\
'''Trevor:''' Poverty?\\
'''Barry:''' Er, no, another most important fight.\\
'''Trevor:''' ... The AIDS?\\
'''Barry:''' No, no, another one.\\
'''Trevor:''' Animal Welfare?\\
'''Barry:''' ''Legalization!'' Here, sign! ... Shit, where's my pen? Where's my pen?\\
'''Trevor:''' Legalization of ''what?''\\
'''Barry:''' Of things our founding fathers took as a right! To consume medicinal plants!\\
'''Trevor:''' Legalize smoke? You fucking kidding me?! I make a shitload of money selling that, alright?! The last thing I can handle is legalization, now ''fuck off!''
*** Trevor's reaction after the high is pure gold.



'''Trevor:''' BUT [[spoiler: I DID KIDNAP THE WIFE]]!\\

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'''Trevor:''' BUT [[spoiler: I DID KIDNAP THE WIFE]]!\\WIFE!\\



** It's worth noting that [[spoiler:the dog disappears right after Franklin gets to the guy, meaning that Franklin wasn't just getting smart-talked by a dog... he may have been getting smart-talked by an angel pretending to be a dog]].
* Michael's rant on sarcasm during [[spoiler:the setup mission for the Paleto Score]].

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** It's worth noting that [[spoiler:the the dog disappears right after Franklin gets to the guy, meaning that Franklin wasn't just getting smart-talked by a dog... he may have been getting smart-talked by an angel pretending to be a dog]].
dog.
* Michael's rant on sarcasm during [[spoiler:the the setup mission for the Paleto Score]].Score.



* One of the last FIB missions, [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=GRIqJmDDRUw#t=211 "The Wrap Up"]], contains what is possibly the [[SerialEscalation most over-the-top]] MexicanStandoff in recent memory. Let's just say that at some point [[spoiler: a gunship gets involved]]. However in the beginning when [[DirtyCop Steve Haines]] enters into another VillainousBreakdown, it comes off as Narmy the way he says it. For example, when [[BeleagueredAssistant Dave Norton]] tries to point out how the whole situation is "unorthodox"...

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* One of the last FIB missions, [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=GRIqJmDDRUw#t=211 "The Wrap Up"]], contains what is possibly the [[SerialEscalation most over-the-top]] MexicanStandoff in recent memory. Let's just say that at some point [[spoiler: a gunship gets involved]].involved. However in the beginning when [[DirtyCop Steve Haines]] enters into another VillainousBreakdown, it comes off as Narmy the way he says it. For example, when [[BeleagueredAssistant Dave Norton]] tries to point out how the whole situation is "unorthodox"...



* In one of the Epsilon missions, Michael has to fly a plane to an actor [[NoCelebritiesWereHarmed who is most certainly not Tom Cruise]]. After taking off, he gets a call and they have this exchange:
-->'''Jimmy Boston:''' Did you get [[DepartmentOfRedundancyDepartment the top secret plane from the top secret location?]]\\
'''Michael:''' Yes, I'm in [[HighlyVisibleNinja the top secret baby blue plane.]]
** The more you do the Epsilon missions, the more seemingly-brainwashed Michael appears. Almost all he says in the later missions is "Kifflom." [[spoiler:Of course, his true state depends on how you do the last Epsilon mission.]]
--->'''Michael:''' [[spoiler:''[after stealing $2.1 million from founder Cris Formage]'' Got to go, brother-brother! [[SarcasmMode Kifflom!]]]]



* In a post 100% completion mission, Franklin heads into the woods [[spoiler: and [[BigLippedAlligatorMoment ends up hunting down]] a {{Sasquatch}}.]] Except [[spoiler: [[TheReveal it's not really a Sasquatch]]: [[AcceptableTargets it's a]] UsefulNotes/{{Furry|Fandom}}!]] Outside of the surreality of the mission on it's own, it also ends up as a hilarious parody of a certain mission from [[spoiler: ''VideoGame/RedDeadRedemptionUndeadNightmare'']], complete with [[spoiler: an [[IdenticalGrandson Identical Great-Grandson]] of [[GenerationXerox The Hunter]]]], and a spoofing of the final dialogue between the player character and [[spoiler: Sasquatch]].
-->'''[[spoiler: Sasquatch]]:''' [[GetItOverWith Shoot me,]] [[spoiler: human]]...\\
'''Franklin:''' [[DeadpanSnarker I just did...]]\\
'''[[spoiler: Sasquatch]]:''' [[GetItOverWith Shoot me,]] [[spoiler: human]]! [[MercyKill Make it stop!]]\\
'''Franklin:''' [[DeadpanSnarker I just shot your ass! It's stopped!]]\\
'''[[spoiler: Sasquatch]]:''' I'm the [[spoiler: [[LastOfHisKind last of my kind]].]]\\
'''Franklin:''' [[DeadpanSnarker Yeah, evolution is a bitch!]]\\
'''[[spoiler: Sasquatch]]:''' We've [[spoiler: lived in these woods... for a thousand years]]-.\\
'''Franklin:''' Man, wait a second... [[spoiler: Is this ''a fuckin' mask?'']]\\
(Franklin [[spoiler: yanks off the mask, revealing a completely normal guy under it]]. [[DelayedReaction There's a loooong pause after this.]])\\
'''[[spoiler: Sasquatch]]:''' ...Make it stop, [[spoiler: human]]!\\
'''Franklin:''' Man, shut the fuck up with that bullshit! What the hell is wrong with you? [[spoiler: [[FelonyMisdemeanor Running around the woods in a costume?!]]]]\\
'''[[spoiler: Sasquatch]]:''' [[BlatantLies I'm the]] [[spoiler: [[LastOfHisKind last of my kind]]]]!\\
'''Franklin:''' [[YoureInsane Man, you fucking freak!]]\\
'''[[spoiler: Sasquatch]]:''' Hey, [[ITakeOffenseToThatLastOne I'm no freak!]] [[ImplausibleDeniability It's perfectly normal to admit to]] [[spoiler: [[BestialityIsDepraved being aroused role playing as a fantastical beast]]]]! ([[BigLippedAlligatorMoment Suddenly starts]] [[spoiler: [[BigLippedAlligatorMoment making dog barks]]]])\\
'''Franklin:''' [[LampshadeHanging What the fuck was that?!]]\\
'''[[spoiler: Sasquatch]]:''' What do you want it to be? ([[spoiler: Woof!]])\\
'''Franklin:''' (As [[spoiler: "Sasquatch"]] continues to [[spoiler: bark like a dog]]) Man, go fuck yo' self, man.



([[spoiler: Trevor]] [[TalkToTheFist lays out the CGF homie in one punch]], and snarls at him)\\

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([[spoiler: Trevor]] (Trevor [[TalkToTheFist lays out the CGF homie in one punch]], and snarls at him)\\



* Trevor's bicycle race with Mary Ann is hilarious from start to finish. [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ltSOidHtxOk See for yourself.]]
-->'''Trevor:''' Just think of all the angry revenge sex!\\
'''Mary Ann:''' I am ''not'' having sex with you! Get that through your thick head!\\
'''Trevor:''' Okay, then jack me off into a cup. Slap me around. We got options, baby!



'''Devin''': [[spoiler:'''''[[VillainousBreakdown YOU CREEPY BUM!!]]''''' You're fucked! ''FUCKED!'']] \\
'''Trevor:''' [[spoiler:My friends won't be happy if I empty a clip into the trunk!]]\\
'''Devin:''' [[spoiler:'''''[[VillainousBreakdown LET ME OUT OF THIS TRUUUUUUUUUUNK!]]''''']]\\
'''Trevor:''' [[spoiler:Find a happy place, [[GranolaGirl ya zen cock!]]]]\\
'''Devin:''' [[spoiler:[[AintTooProudToBeg Name your price...!]]]]\\
'''Trevor:''' [[spoiler:[[CrossesTheLineTwice This is why the people I put in my trunk are usually dead!]]]]

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'''Devin''': [[spoiler:'''''[[VillainousBreakdown '''''[[VillainousBreakdown YOU CREEPY BUM!!]]''''' BUM!!]] ''''' You're fucked! ''FUCKED!'']] ''FUCKED!'' \\
'''Trevor:''' [[spoiler:My My friends won't be happy if I empty a clip into the trunk!]]\\
trunk!\\
'''Devin:''' [[spoiler:'''''[[VillainousBreakdown '''''[[VillainousBreakdown LET ME OUT OF THIS TRUUUUUUUUUUNK!]]''''']]\\
TRUUUUUUUUUUNK!]]'''''\\
'''Trevor:''' [[spoiler:Find Find a happy place, [[GranolaGirl ya zen cock!]]]]\\
cock!]]\\
'''Devin:''' [[spoiler:[[AintTooProudToBeg [[AintTooProudToBeg Name your price...!]]]]\\
!]]\\
'''Trevor:''' [[spoiler:[[CrossesTheLineTwice [[CrossesTheLineTwice This is why the people I put in my trunk are usually dead!]]]]dead!]]



* In ''Fair Game'', the first time Trevor uses the elk whistle, his comment: "Sounds like someone strangling a clarinet player. And I talk from experience".



* Trevor's first interaction with Maude, the woman in charge of bounties.
--> '''Maude''': How've ya been?\\
'''Trevor''': Oh, simply wonderful. And you?\\
'''Maude''': [[DeadpanSnarker Somewhere stuck between 'joyful' and 'peachy'.]]
* Trevor's bicycle race with Mary Ann is hilarious from start to finish. [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ltSOidHtxOk See for yourself.]]
-->'''Trevor:''' Just think of all the angry revenge sex!\\
'''Mary Ann:''' I am ''not'' having sex with you! Get that through your thick head!\\
'''Trevor:''' Okay, then jack me off into a cup. Slap me around. We got options, baby!
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mkP8r28gRBI One of the side missions]] involves Michael [[spoiler: [[GargleBlaster smoking a super-blunt]], and having a MushroomSamba of shooting up Aliens (yeah, ''[[ShoutOut those]]'' Franchise/{{Alien}}s!) with a {{gatling g|ood}}un!]]
** Then when his trip ends:
--->'''Barry:''' ... so I take it I can count on your support?\\
''*{{Beat}}*''\\
'''Michael:''' ... the ''fuck'' just happened?!\\
'''Barry:''' [[WhatAnIdiot W-What're ya talkin' about?]] We discussed globalization, the state...\\
'''Michael:''' ''... stay the fuck away from me!'' ([[ScrewThisImOuttaHere storms off]])\\
'''Barry:''' Wha... ''But it's for a good cause...!''
** You can take Trevor to the same location. '''[[FromBadToWorse He gets]] [[MonsterClown clowns.]]]]'''
** Trevor's interactions with him are just as funny.
--->'''Barry:''' Can I get a signature, sir?\\
'''Trevor:''' For what?\\
'''Barry:''' The most important fight of all!\\
'''Trevor:''' Poverty?\\
'''Barry:''' Er, no, another most important fight.\\
'''Trevor:''' ... The AIDS?\\
'''Barry:''' No, no, another one.\\
'''Trevor:''' Animal Welfare?\\
'''Barry:''' ''Legalization!'' Here, sign! ... Shit, where's my pen? Where's my pen?\\
'''Trevor:''' Legalization of ''what?''\\
'''Barry:''' Of things our founding fathers took as a right! To consume medicinal plants!\\
'''Trevor:''' Legalize smoke? You fucking kidding me?! I make a shitload of money selling that, alright?! The last thing I can handle is legalization, now ''fuck off!''
*** Trevor's reaction after the high is pure gold.
** [[RuleOfThree And Franklin too!]] [[AntiClimax Absolutely nothing happens.]] [[NoSell In fact, he even makes fun of how light-weight the weed actually is!]]]]
--->'''Barry''': Can't you see the [[spoiler:[[LampshadeHanging aliens]]]]?\\
''[{{beat}}]''\\
'''Franklin''': Man, what else are you takin'?
*** And after Franklin calls out how shitty his weed is, Barry just deflates against a wall, defeated by Franklin's endurance towards his product compared to Trevor and Michael.
* In one of the Epsilon missions, Michael has to fly a plane to an actor [[NoCelebritiesWereHarmed who is most certainly not Tom Cruise]]. After taking off, he gets a call and they have this exchange:
-->'''Jimmy Boston:''' Did you get [[DepartmentOfRedundancyDepartment the top secret plane from the top secret location?]]\\
'''Michael:''' Yes, I'm in [[HighlyVisibleNinja the top secret baby blue plane.]]
** The more you do the Epsilon missions, the more seemingly-brainwashed Michael appears. Almost all he says in the later missions is "Kifflom." [[spoiler:Of course, his true state depends on how you do the last Epsilon mission.]]
--->'''Michael:''' [[spoiler:''[after stealing $2.1 million from founder Cris Formage]'' Got to go, brother-brother! [[SarcasmMode Kifflom!]]]]



** And Rampage 5, [[spoiler: where Trevor chews out [[AcceptableTargets a hipster]] for wearing a "Yes, you ARE a motherfucker" T-shirt]]. Words can't describe, so just... [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NP4GXxx51ks&feature=c4-overview&list=UU3UcRjxZb1PqLFTtsMJDvTQ just watch...]]

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** And Rampage 5, [[spoiler: where Trevor chews out [[AcceptableTargets a hipster]] for wearing a "Yes, you ARE a motherfucker" T-shirt]]. Words can't describe, so just... [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NP4GXxx51ks&feature=c4-overview&list=UU3UcRjxZb1PqLFTtsMJDvTQ just watch...]]



*** '''Rampage 4''': [[spoiler:The U.S. Army]]

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*** '''Rampage 4''': [[spoiler:The [[SerialEscalation The U.S. Army]]



[[spoiler:A [[TankGoodness TANK]]?!]] ''[[RefugeInAudacity REALLY?!]]'' FOR ''[[ThereIsNoKillLikeOverkill ONE CANADIAN]]''?!\\

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[[spoiler:A A [[TankGoodness TANK]]?!]] TANK]]?! ''[[RefugeInAudacity REALLY?!]]'' FOR ''[[ThereIsNoKillLikeOverkill ONE CANADIAN]]''?!\\



*** '''Rampage 5''': [[spoiler:Killer Hipsters]]

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*** '''Rampage 5''': [[spoiler:Killer [[OneOFTheseIsNotLikeTheOthers Killer Hipsters]]



It's true what they say: [[spoiler: [[PunctuatedForEmphasis HIPSTERS]]]]! ''[[PunctuatedForEmphasis ARE!!]]'' '''''[[PunctuatedForEmphasis DEAD!!!]]'''''

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It's true what they say: [[spoiler: [[PunctuatedForEmphasis HIPSTERS]]]]! HIPSTERS]]! ''[[PunctuatedForEmphasis ARE!!]]'' '''''[[PunctuatedForEmphasis DEAD!!!]]'''''DEAD!!!]]'''''
* In ''Fair Game'', the first time Trevor uses the elk whistle, his comment: "Sounds like someone strangling a clarinet player. And I talk from experience".
* In a post 100% completion mission, Franklin heads into the woods and [[BigLippedAlligatorMoment ends up hunting down]] a {{Sasquatch}}.]] Except [[TheReveal it's not really a Sasquatch]]: [[AcceptableTargets it's a]] UsefulNotes/{{Furry|Fandom}}!]] Outside of the surreality of the mission on it's own, it also ends up as a hilarious parody of a certain mission from ''VideoGame/RedDeadRedemptionUndeadNightmare'', complete with an [[IdenticalGrandson Identical Great-Grandson]] of [[GenerationXerox The Hunter]]]], and a spoofing of the final dialogue between the player character and Sasquatch]].
-->'''Sasquatch:''' [[GetItOverWith Shoot me, human]]...\\
'''Franklin:''' [[DeadpanSnarker I just did...]]\\
'''Sasquatch]]:''' [[GetItOverWith Shoot me,]] human! [[MercyKill Make it stop!]]\\
'''Franklin:''' [[DeadpanSnarker I just shot your ass! It's stopped!]]\\
'''Sasquatch]]:''' I'm the [[LastOfHisKind last of my kind]].\\
'''Franklin:''' [[DeadpanSnarker Yeah, evolution is a bitch!]]\\
'''Sasquatch]]:''' We've lived in these woods... for a thousand years-.\\
'''Franklin:''' Man, wait a second... Is this ''a fuckin' mask?''\\
(Franklin yanks off the mask, revealing a completely normal guy under it. [[DelayedReaction There's a loooong pause after this.]])\\
'''Sasquatch:''' ...Make it stop, human!\\
'''Franklin:''' Man, shut the fuck up with that bullshit! What the hell is wrong with you? [[FelonyMisdemeanor Running around the woods in a costume?!]]\\
'''Sasquatch:''' [[BlatantLies I'm the]] [[LastOfHisKind last of my kind]]!\\
'''Franklin:''' [[YoureInsane Man, you fucking freak!]]\\
'''Sasquatch:''' Hey, [[ITakeOffenseToThatLastOne I'm no freak!]] [[ImplausibleDeniability It's perfectly normal to admit to]] [[BestialityIsDepraved being aroused role playing as a fantastical beast]]! ([[BigLippedAlligatorMoment Suddenly starts making dog barks]])\\
'''Franklin:''' [[LampshadeHanging What the fuck was that?!]]\\
'''[[spoiler: Sasquatch]]:''' What do you want it to be? (Woof!)\\
'''Franklin:''' (As "Sasquatch"]] continues to bark like a dog) Man, go fuck yo' self, man.


[[folder:Strangers And Freaks]]
* Every Rampage mission results in a priceless OhCrap reaction from the people {{berserk button}}s on [[HairTriggerTemper Trevor Phillips]] (Calling him a motherfucker, mocking his accent) one time too many, and their initial reactions can be summarized as "[[ScrewThisImOuttaHere run the fuck away from the crazy motherfucker I pissed off!]]".
** Rampage 2: Trevor gets both his buttons pressed two Vagos members just asking him where he's from and gets into a pushing match with them before he takes one of their guns.
---->'''Trevor:''' It's none of your business, okay! Hey, it's a ''slight'' accent alright!? Fuck you! Hey, so I grew up in Canada, huh!? What's the big fucking deal, YOU FUCKING RACIST! AND BEFORE YOU FUCKING ASK, NO I'M NOT A MOTHEFUCKER!
** Rampage 3 starts with a Ballas gangster calling him a motherfucker practically ''every'' time he opens his mouth.
---->'''Balla:''' Hey hey, yo yo, who the fuck is this motherfucker? Hey, what's cracking homie? What you doing right here man?\\
'''Trevor:''' Me?
'''Balla:'''''Yeah'', you motherfucker! You!\\
'''Trevor:''' What?
'''Balla:''' I'm talking to you motherfucker, who else you think I'm talking to, homeboy?\\
'''Trevor:''' [[HereWeGoAgain I'm getting bored of this... I..]]\\
'''Balla:''' What?
'''Trevor:''' ''[[SuspiciouslySpecificDetail it's not legally fucking, if you do not penetrate.]]''
** Special mentions to Rampage 4, [[spoiler: where the Army soldiers mock him with [[NotEvenBotheringWithTheAccent hilariously fake]] [[CanadaEh Canadian accents]], causing Trevor to [[DisproportionateRetribution pull out a]] ''[[{{BFG}} Grenade Launcher]]'']].
** And Rampage 5, [[spoiler: where Trevor chews out [[AcceptableTargets a hipster]] for wearing a "Yes, you ARE a motherfucker" T-shirt]]. Words can't describe, so just... [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NP4GXxx51ks&feature=c4-overview&list=UU3UcRjxZb1PqLFTtsMJDvTQ just watch...]]
** What makes the rampages even more funny is Trevor's random dialogue which are unique to each rampage with such gems like
*** '''Rampage 1''': Rednecks
---->[[BlatantLies I try to be a good neighbor]] and ''this'' is what I get!\\
You insult me in ''my home town?!''\\
''[[ElderAbuse Old man?!]]'' Well, how's ''[[UnstoppableRage this]]'' [[UnstoppableRage for an old man?!]]
*** '''Rampage 2''': Los Santos Vagos
---->You are mocking ''my'' accent!?\\
'''[[LargeHam SHOW SOME FUCKING TOLERANCE!!!]]'''\\
Yeah, try and smack-talk me ''now'', "ese"!
*** '''Rampage 3''': Ballas Gangsters
---->Look at you girls in matching colors!\\
[[BringIt Come on,]] ''[[PrettyFlyForAWhiteGuy homies!]]'' [[FalseReassurance There's only]] ''{{one|ManArmy}}'' [[AxCrazy of me!!!]]\\
When're you gonna send some ''real'' gangsters?!
*** '''Rampage 4''': [[spoiler:The U.S. Army]]
---->[[TakeThat This is why we don't win wars anymore!]]\\
'''''[[CanadaEh I DON'T EVEN SOUND THAT CANADIAN!!!]]'''''\\
[[spoiler:A [[TankGoodness TANK]]?!]] ''[[RefugeInAudacity REALLY?!]]'' FOR ''[[ThereIsNoKillLikeOverkill ONE CANADIAN]]''?!\\
''THE MOOSE IS '''REALLY''' LOOSE NOW!''
*** '''Rampage 5''': [[spoiler:Killer Hipsters]]
---->Now you're posthumously ironic!!\\
You ruined '''everything''', for '''everyone!!!'''\\
It's true what they say: [[spoiler: [[PunctuatedForEmphasis HIPSTERS]]]]! ''[[PunctuatedForEmphasis ARE!!]]'' '''''[[PunctuatedForEmphasis DEAD!!!]]'''''
[[/folder]]


Added DiffLines:

[[folder:Strangers And Freaks]]
* Every Rampage mission results in a priceless OhCrap reaction from the people {{berserk button}}s on [[HairTriggerTemper Trevor Phillips]] (Calling him a motherfucker, mocking his accent) one time too many, and their initial reactions can be summarized as "[[ScrewThisImOuttaHere run the fuck away from the crazy motherfucker I pissed off!]]".
** Rampage 2: Trevor gets both his buttons pressed two Vagos members just asking him where he's from and gets into a pushing match with them before he takes one of their guns.
---->'''Trevor:''' It's none of your business, okay! Hey, it's a ''slight'' accent alright!? Fuck you! Hey, so I grew up in Canada, huh!? What's the big fucking deal, YOU FUCKING RACIST! AND BEFORE YOU FUCKING ASK, NO I'M NOT A MOTHEFUCKER!
** Rampage 3 starts with a Ballas gangster calling him a motherfucker practically ''every'' time he opens his mouth.
---->'''Balla:''' Hey hey, yo yo, who the fuck is this motherfucker? Hey, what's cracking homie? What you doing right here man?\\
'''Trevor:''' Me?
'''Balla:'''''Yeah'', you motherfucker! You!\\
'''Trevor:''' What?\\
'''Balla:''' I'm talking to you motherfucker, who else you think I'm talking to, homeboy?\\
'''Trevor:''' [[HereWeGoAgain I'm getting bored of this... I..]]\\
'''Balla:''' What?\\
'''Trevor:''' ''[[SuspiciouslySpecificDetail it's not legally fucking, if you do not penetrate.]]''
** Special mentions to Rampage 4, [[spoiler: where the Army soldiers mock him with [[NotEvenBotheringWithTheAccent hilariously fake]] [[CanadaEh Canadian accents]], causing Trevor to [[DisproportionateRetribution pull out a]] ''[[{{BFG}} Grenade Launcher]]'']].
** And Rampage 5, [[spoiler: where Trevor chews out [[AcceptableTargets a hipster]] for wearing a "Yes, you ARE a motherfucker" T-shirt]]. Words can't describe, so just... [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NP4GXxx51ks&feature=c4-overview&list=UU3UcRjxZb1PqLFTtsMJDvTQ just watch...]]
** What makes the rampages even more funny is Trevor's random dialogue which are unique to each rampage with such gems like
*** '''Rampage 1''': Rednecks
---->[[BlatantLies I try to be a good neighbor]] and ''this'' is what I get!\\
You insult me in ''my home town?!''\\
''[[ElderAbuse Old man?!]]'' Well, how's ''[[UnstoppableRage this]]'' [[UnstoppableRage for an old man?!]]
*** '''Rampage 2''': Los Santos Vagos
---->You are mocking ''my'' accent!?\\
'''[[LargeHam SHOW SOME FUCKING TOLERANCE!!!]]'''\\
Yeah, try and smack-talk me ''now'', "ese"!
*** '''Rampage 3''': Ballas Gangsters
---->Look at you girls in matching colors!\\
[[BringIt Come on,]] ''[[PrettyFlyForAWhiteGuy homies!]]'' [[FalseReassurance There's only]] ''{{one|ManArmy}}'' [[AxCrazy of me!!!]]\\
When're you gonna send some ''real'' gangsters?!
*** '''Rampage 4''': [[spoiler:The U.S. Army]]
---->[[TakeThat This is why we don't win wars anymore!]]\\
'''''[[CanadaEh I DON'T EVEN SOUND THAT CANADIAN!!!]]'''''\\
[[spoiler:A [[TankGoodness TANK]]?!]] ''[[RefugeInAudacity REALLY?!]]'' FOR ''[[ThereIsNoKillLikeOverkill ONE CANADIAN]]''?!\\
''THE MOOSE IS '''REALLY''' LOOSE NOW!''
*** '''Rampage 5''': [[spoiler:Killer Hipsters]]
---->Now you're posthumously ironic!!\\
You ruined '''everything''', for '''everyone!!!'''\\
It's true what they say: [[spoiler: [[PunctuatedForEmphasis HIPSTERS]]]]! ''[[PunctuatedForEmphasis ARE!!]]'' '''''[[PunctuatedForEmphasis DEAD!!!]]'''''
[[/folder]]


---->'''Balla:''' Hey, hey the fuck is this motherfucker\\

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---->'''Balla:''' Hey, hey Hey hey, yo yo, who the fuck is this motherfucker\\motherfucker? Hey, what's cracking homie? What you doing right here man?\\



'''Balla:'''Yeah you motherfucker! You!\\

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'''Balla:'''Yeah '''Balla:'''''Yeah'', you motherfucker! You!\\



'''Trevor:''' I'm getting bored of this... I..\\
'''Balla:''' What? C C
'''Trevor:''' '''[[SuspiciouslySpecificDetail it's not legally fucking if you do not penetrate.]]'''

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'''Trevor:''' [[HereWeGoAgain I'm getting bored of this... I..\\
]]\\
'''Balla:''' What? C C
What?
'''Trevor:''' '''[[SuspiciouslySpecificDetail ''[[SuspiciouslySpecificDetail it's not legally fucking fucking, if you do not penetrate.]]''']]''


* In the gameplay trailer, Trevor is shown trying ([[EpicFail and failing]]) to flush a severed human leg down the toilet. Doubles as NightmareFuel because, well...he's trying to flush a ''severed human leg'' down the toilet!
--> '''Gameplay narrator''': [[YouDoNotWantToKnow ...The less said about him, the better.]]



* Every Rampage mission results in a priceless OhCrap reaction from the people {{berserk button}}s on [[HairTriggerTemper Trevor Phillips]] (Calling him a motherfucker, mocking his accent) one time too many, and their initial reactions can be summarized as "[[ScrewThisImOuttaHere run the fuck away from the crazy motherfucker I pissed off!]]".
** Rampage 2: Trevor gets both his buttons pressed two Vagos members just asking him where he's from and gets into a pushing match with them before he takes one of their guns.
---->'''Trevor:''' It's none of your business, okay! Hey, it's a ''slight'' accent alright!? Fuck you! Hey, so I grew up in Canada, huh!? What's the big fucking deal, YOU FUCKING RACIST! AND BEFORE YOU FUCKING ASK, NO I'M NOT A MOTHEFUCKER!
** Rampage 3 starts with a Ballas gangster calling him a motherfucker practically ''every'' time he opens his mouth.
---->'''Balla:''' Hey, hey the fuck is this motherfucker\\
'''Trevor:''' Me?
'''Balla:'''Yeah you motherfucker! You!\\
'''Trevor:''' What?
'''Balla:''' I'm talking to you motherfucker, who else you think I'm talking to, homeboy?\\
'''Trevor:''' I'm getting bored of this... I..\\
'''Balla:''' What? C C
'''Trevor:''' '''[[SuspiciouslySpecificDetail it's not legally fucking if you do not penetrate.]]'''
** Special mentions to Rampage 4, [[spoiler: where the Army soldiers mock him with [[NotEvenBotheringWithTheAccent hilariously fake]] [[CanadaEh Canadian accents]], causing Trevor to [[DisproportionateRetribution pull out a]] ''[[{{BFG}} Grenade Launcher]]'']].
** And Rampage 5, [[spoiler: where Trevor chews out [[AcceptableTargets a hipster]] for wearing a "Yes, you ARE a motherfucker" T-shirt]]. Words can't describe, so just... [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NP4GXxx51ks&feature=c4-overview&list=UU3UcRjxZb1PqLFTtsMJDvTQ just watch...]]
** What makes the rampages even more funny is Trevor's random dialogue which are unique to each rampage with such gems like
*** '''Rampage 1''': Rednecks
---->[[BlatantLies I try to be a good neighbor]] and ''this'' is what I get!\\
You insult me in ''my home town?!''\\
''[[ElderAbuse Old man?!]]'' Well, how's ''[[UnstoppableRage this]]'' [[UnstoppableRage for an old man?!]]
*** '''Rampage 2''': Los Santos Vagos
---->You are mocking ''my'' accent!?\\
'''[[LargeHam SHOW SOME FUCKING TOLERANCE!!!]]'''\\
Yeah, try and smack-talk me ''now'', "ese"!
*** '''Rampage 3''': Ballas Gangsters
---->Look at you girls in matching colors!\\
[[BringIt Come on,]] ''[[PrettyFlyForAWhiteGuy homies!]]'' [[FalseReassurance There's only]] ''{{one|ManArmy}}'' [[AxCrazy of me!!!]]\\
When're you gonna send some ''real'' gangsters?!
*** '''Rampage 4''': [[spoiler:The U.S. Army]]
---->[[TakeThat This is why we don't win wars anymore!]]\\
'''''[[CanadaEh I DON'T EVEN SOUND THAT CANADIAN!!!]]'''''\\
[[spoiler:A [[TankGoodness TANK]]?!]] ''[[RefugeInAudacity REALLY?!]]'' FOR ''[[ThereIsNoKillLikeOverkill ONE CANADIAN]]''?!\\
''THE MOOSE IS '''REALLY''' LOOSE NOW!''
*** '''Rampage 5''': [[spoiler:Killer Hipsters]]
---->Now you're posthumously ironic!!\\
You ruined '''everything''', for '''everyone!!!'''\\
It's true what they say: [[spoiler: [[PunctuatedForEmphasis HIPSTERS]]]]! ''[[PunctuatedForEmphasis ARE!!]]'' '''''[[PunctuatedForEmphasis DEAD!!!]]'''''



* If you try to jump a wall and hit it at the wrong angle, you'll simply [[RealityEnsues smack into it and fall down]]. The first time it happens, it's catches you completely off guard, and it's ''hilarious''.
** In fact, if you jump and hit the cancel button ("B" on the 360, "R" key on PC), you'll just faceplant onto the pavement. There's absolutely no reason for this to be in the game, other than to make your character suffer.
* You know how you can greet people on the street, and they'll respond with generic answers? There's one guy who responds to "What's up?" with a long, angry rant about his life.



* At one point, Trevor is shown trying ([[EpicFail and failing]]) to flush a severed human leg down the toilet. Doubles as NightmareFuel because, well...he's trying to flush a ''severed human leg'' down the toilet!
--> '''Gameplay narrator''': [[YouDoNotWantToKnow ...The less said about him, the better.]]



* If you try to jump a wall and hit it at the wrong angle, you'll simply [[RealityEnsues smack into it and fall down]]. The first time it happens, it's catches you completely off guard, and it's ''hilarious''.
** In fact, if you jump and hit the cancel button ("B" on the 360, "R" key on PC), you'll just faceplant onto the pavement. There's absolutely no reason for this to be in the game, other than to make your character suffer.
* You know how you can greet people on the street, and they'll respond with generic answers? There's one guy who responds to "What's up?" with a long, angry rant about his life.



* Every Rampage mission results in a priceless OhCrap reaction from the people who pushed the {{berserk button}}s on [[HairTriggerTemper Trevor Phillips]] one time too many, and their initial reactions can be summarized as "[[ScrewThisImOuttaHere run the fuck away from the crazy motherfucker I pissed off!]]". Special mentions to Rampage 4, [[spoiler: where the Army soldiers mock him with [[NotEvenBotheringWithTheAccent hilariously fake]] [[CanadaEh Canadian accents]], causing Trevor to [[DisproportionateRetribution pull out a]] ''[[{{BFG}} Grenade Launcher]]'']], and Rampage 5, [[spoiler: where Trevor has a hilarious scene where he chews out [[AcceptableTargets a hipster]] for wearing a "Yes, you ARE a motherfucker" T-shirt]]. Words can't describe, so just... [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NP4GXxx51ks&feature=c4-overview&list=UU3UcRjxZb1PqLFTtsMJDvTQ just watch...]]
** What makes the rampages even more funny is Trevor's random dialogue which are unique to each rampage with such gems like
*** '''Rampage 1''': Rednecks
---->[[BlatantLies I try to be a good neighbor]] and ''this'' is what I get!\\
You insult me in ''my home town?!''\\
''[[ElderAbuse Old man?!]]'' Well, how's ''[[UnstoppableRage this]]'' [[UnstoppableRage for an old man?!]]
*** '''Rampage 2''': Los Santos Vagos
---->You are mocking ''my'' accent!?\\
'''[[LargeHam SHOW SOME FUCKING TOLERANCE!!!]]'''\\
Yeah, try and smack-talk me ''now'', "ese"!
*** '''Rampage 3''': Ballas Gangsters
---->Look at you girls in matching colors!\\
[[BringIt Come on,]] ''[[PrettyFlyForAWhiteGuy homies!]]'' [[FalseReassurance There's only]] ''{{one|ManArmy}}'' [[AxCrazy of me!!!]]\\
When're you gonna send some ''real'' gangsters?!
*** '''Rampage 4''': [[spoiler:The U.S. Army]]
---->[[TakeThat This is why we don't win wars anymore!]]\\
'''''[[CanadaEh I DON'T EVEN SOUND THAT CANADIAN!!!]]'''''\\
[[spoiler:A [[TankGoodness TANK]]?!]] ''[[RefugeInAudacity REALLY?!]]'' FOR ''[[ThereIsNoKillLikeOverkill ONE CANADIAN]]''?!\\
''THE MOOSE IS '''REALLY''' LOOSE NOW!''
*** '''Rampage 5''': [[spoiler:Killer Hipsters]]
---->Now you're posthumously ironic!!\\
You ruined '''everything''', for '''everyone!!!'''\\
It's true what they say: [[spoiler: [[PunctuatedForEmphasis HIPSTERS]]]]! ''[[PunctuatedForEmphasis ARE!!]]'' '''''[[PunctuatedForEmphasis DEAD!!!]]'''''


* After buying some drugs and [[spoiler: a spiked drink for his dad]] we get this from Jimmy during a father/son moment.
-->'''Jimmy:''' [[PrettyFlyForAWhiteGuy Ok, Let's bounce.]]\\
'''Michael:''' [[SarcasmFailure ..."Bounce"?]] [[IsThatWhatTheyreCallingItNow We're "bouncing" now?]] Is that's what we're doing? Jesus Christ.
** There's also this gem that follows a father-son bike ride:
--->'''[[FatBastard Jimmy]]:''' Jeez, Pop, too much more of that and maybe I won't be dead by 35!
** How about the fact that ''buying drugs'' is considered a father/son moment for the {{D|ysfunctionalFamily}}eSantas!

to:

* After buying some drugs and [[spoiler: a spiked drink for his dad]] we get this from Jimmy during a father/son moment.
-->'''Jimmy:''' [[PrettyFlyForAWhiteGuy Ok, Let's bounce.]]\\
'''Michael:''' [[SarcasmFailure ..."Bounce"?]] [[IsThatWhatTheyreCallingItNow We're "bouncing" now?]] Is that's what we're doing? Jesus Christ.
** There's also this gem that follows a father-son bike ride:
--->'''[[FatBastard Jimmy]]:''' Jeez, Pop, too much more of that and maybe I won't be dead by 35!
** How about the fact that ''buying drugs'' is considered a father/son moment for the {{D|ysfunctionalFamily}}eSantas!

[[folder: Trailers]]



* If you make Trevor play tennis against Amanda, then some of the banter is funny.
--> '''Trevor''': Winner gets to keep Michael!
* Trevor's first interaction with Maude, the woman in charge of bounties.
--> '''Maude''': How've ya been?\\
'''Trevor''': Oh, simply wonderful. And you?\\
'''Maude''': [[DeadpanSnarker Somewhere stuck between 'joyful' and 'peachy'.]]
* Franklin reprimands Lamar for getting into a car chase that results in the death of a repo target, which Lamar blames on his "Apache blood":
--> '''Franklin''': We can't repo assets off a dead man, [[ClusterFBomb big sittin' chief asshole]]!
* The mission where Franklin has to sneak into the [=DeSanta=] household has a lot of funny reactions from the family.
-->'''[[BrattyTeenageDaughter Tracey]]''': ''Daaadd!'' Jimmy said I had a massive... ''Jimmy called me a BITCH!!''\\
'''[[CheatingWithTheMilkman Kyle Chavis]], upon seeing Franklin''': Help! He's Black! Help!
* While robbing a jewelry store, Michael has this to say to the frightened customers:
--> '''Michael''': Ladies! Gentlemen! This is ''your'' moment. Please [[ImpliedDeathThreat don't make me ruin all the great work]] [[AcceptableTargets your plastic surgeons have been doin']]!
* At one point, Trevor is shown trying ([[EpicFail and failing]]) to flush a severed human leg down the toilet. Doubles as NightmareFuel because, well...he's trying to flush a ''severed human leg'' down the toilet!
--> '''Gameplay narrator''': [[YouDoNotWantToKnow ...The less said about him, the better.]]
* During one of the hang outs between Michael and Trevor, Trevor ends up saying to Michael that he represses everything and when he finally bursts, it'll be big. He also calls Michael an emo.
* This conversation between Franklin and [[HonestJohnsDealership Simeon Yetarian]]:
--> '''Simeon''': [[HopeSpot You tell me exactly what you want]], and [[BrutalHonesty I will very carefully explain to you]] [[YankTheDogsChain why it cannot be]].\\
'''Franklin''': ''[[BigWhat What?!]]''
* The [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CjQFddfkx6w ad campaigns]] for the next Governor of San Andreas.



* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yjZVEGg1xwM Kung Fu Rainbow Lazer Force.]]
** "[[{{Creator/Fox}} Weazel]]: [[StrawmanNewsMedia Confirming Your Prejudices]]"
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mkP8r28gRBI One of the side missions]] involves Michael [[spoiler: [[GargleBlaster smoking a super-blunt]], and having a MushroomSamba of shooting up Aliens (yeah, ''[[ShoutOut those]]'' Franchise/{{Alien}}s!) with a {{gatling g|ood}}un!]]
** You can take Trevor to the same location. [[spoiler: [[FromBadToWorse He gets]] [[MonsterClown clowns.]]]]
** [[RuleOfThree And Franklin too!]] [[spoiler: [[AntiClimax Absolutely nothing happens.]] [[NoSell In fact, he even makes fun of how light-weight the weed actually is!]]]]
--->'''Barry''': Can't you see the [[spoiler:[[LampshadeHanging aliens]]]]?\\
''[{{beat}}]''\\
'''Franklin''': Man, what else are you takin'?
*** [[spoiler:And after Franklin calls out how shitty his weed is, Barry just deflates against a wall, defeated by Franklin's endurance towards his product compared to Trevor and Michael.]]
* Mr. Raspberry Jam.
** Late in the game, Trevor's truck permanently gets Mr. Raspberry Jam tied to its grille.
* Trevor's EstablishingCharacterMoment after Michael robs a jewelry store: possibly high and definitely livid at the thought that his best friend faked his death, he gets into a confrontation with the biker boyfriend of the woman he was just fornicating with.
-->'''Johnny K''': Trevor! I'm talking to you, motherfucker!\\
'''Trevor''': Are you? What're you sayin'?\\
'''Johnny K''': Fuckin' my girl, man, it's wrong.\\
'''Trevor''': Well, I gotta fuck someone. You want me to fuck you instead, is that the problem here? (''in a hushed voice'') ...take off your pants, cowboy, alright? Let's...[[DepravedBisexual let's fuck]]...\\
'''Johnny K''': You think this is funny?\\
'''Trevor''': [[SuddenlyShouting GET THEM OFF!]]
* When Trevor's deal with the Chinese fall through due to their preferring to work with the O'Neill brothers as opposed to someone who just threw them in an icebox while shooting the Aztecas, Trevor goes off the rails as he goes to carry out his revenge against his competitors.
-->'''Trevor''': (''turns on the radio, which is on 80s music'') '''''UUURGH, THIS MUSIC'S ALL FUCKING WRONG!!!''''' (''changes the station to punk rock'') '''''THAT'S WHAT I'M LOOKING FOR!'''''
* Trevor meets Wade's cousin Floyd.
-->'''Wade''': Floyd, it's me, Wade!\\
'''Floyd''': Who?\\
'''Wade''': Me, Wade, your cousin!\\
'''Floyd''': Who?\\
'''Trevor''': (''kicks the door in and knocks Floyd over'') YOUR COUSIN, fuck! He's come to visit you, you rude fuck, now get up off the floor and get me a fucking drink!\\
'''Floyd''': Oh, you, Wade! I heard you was smoking meth somewhere...\\
'''Trevor''': No, not somewhere, here. He's gonna smoke meth ''here''. Get me a fucking lighter.
* This moment, as Trevor is planning his heist on Merryweather.
-->'''Floyd''': I ain't got a very big penis. Some girls laugh when...when they look at it...\\
'''Trevor''': Huh...show me....SHOW ME!\\
'''Floyd''': I-I-I-I don' want to...\\
'''Trevor''': {''sighs exasperatedly and drops his pants'') Mine ain't nothing special, but this boy gets the job done. Alright? Now, Wade here says you work at the docks...\\
'''Floyd''': (''nervously averting his gaze'') ...yes...\\
'''Trevor''': LOOK AT ME!\\
'''Floyd''': ...could you just...put your Johnson away...sir...?\\
'''Trevor''' ...oh, Jesus... (''sighs again and pulls his pants back up'')
** If you look closely, you can actually see Trevor's penis as he squats down to pull up his pants!
* A couple of gems from Trevor's time working with Floyd on the docks.
-->'''Floyd''': This ain't a toy, sir, it's heavy machinery!\\
'''Trevor''': Thank fuck I'm high as a kite!\\
(later)\\
'''Trevor''': Hey, whose dick do you have to suck to get this job? Being a stevedor used to be back-breaking work, now you're paid brain surgeon bucks to push an oversized shopping cart.\\
'''Floyd''': I did not fellatiate no one to get this job! I was old friends with the...well, with the...\\
'''Trevor''': "Urgh, with the...with the..." Say no more, you didn't fellate no one, but Darling Debbie probably did. And she probably enjoyed it.

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[[folder:Strangers And Freaks]]
[[/folder]]

[[folder:Gameplay]]
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yjZVEGg1xwM Kung Fu Rainbow Lazer Force.]]
** "[[{{Creator/Fox}} Weazel]]: [[StrawmanNewsMedia Confirming Your Prejudices]]"
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mkP8r28gRBI One of the side missions]] involves
While Michael [[spoiler: [[GargleBlaster smoking a super-blunt]], and having a MushroomSamba of shooting up Aliens (yeah, ''[[ShoutOut those]]'' Franchise/{{Alien}}s!) with a {{gatling g|ood}}un!]]
** You can take Trevor to the same location. [[spoiler: [[FromBadToWorse He gets]] [[MonsterClown clowns.]]]]
** [[RuleOfThree And
Franklin too!]] [[spoiler: [[AntiClimax Absolutely nothing happens.]] [[NoSell In fact, he even makes fun of how light-weight will generally give pedestrians a friendly greeting if you hit the weed actually is!]]]]
--->'''Barry''':
greeting button, Trevor exclusively hurls insults instead. The funniest ones are the ones for specific peds (Gang members or fat people, for example.)
-->(''To a gang member, imitating them'') "I have confused thoughts about other men! That's why I joined a gang of guys, just like me!"\\
(''To a gang member, imitating them'') "I'm in a gang! Uh! I'm really tough! So, but it's okay when I jerk off my buddies!"\\
(''To a gang member'') Well, my my, aren't we all very tough? [[DeadpanSnarker Oh, I'm so s-c-c-c-c-scared here]].
Can't you see the [[spoiler:[[LampshadeHanging aliens]]]]?\\
''[{{beat}}]''\\
'''Franklin''': Man, what else are you takin'?
*** [[spoiler:And after Franklin calls out how shitty his weed is, Barry just deflates against
tell?\\
(''To
a wall, defeated by Franklin's endurance towards his product compared to Trevor and Michael.]]
* Mr. Raspberry Jam.
** Late in the game, Trevor's truck permanently gets Mr. Raspberry Jam tied to its grille.
* Trevor's EstablishingCharacterMoment after Michael robs a jewelry store: possibly high and definitely livid at the thought that his best friend faked his death, he gets into a confrontation with the biker boyfriend of the woman he was just fornicating with.
-->'''Johnny K''': Trevor!
gang member'') You look real tough. Oh, I'm talking to you, motherfucker!\\
'''Trevor''': Are you? What're
so frightened! Oh, please don't scowl at me!\\
(''To a gang member'') You're not tough, pal, you're ridiculous! [[FoeYay And I think we both know
you sayin'?\\
'''Johnny K''': Fuckin' my girl, man, it's wrong.
want me]].\\
'''Trevor''': Well, (''To a gang member'') Hey, hard man - [[PrecisionFStrike Fuck you]]! Yeah, I gotta said, fuck someone. You want me to fuck you instead, is that the problem here? (''in a hushed voice'') ...take off your pants, cowboy, alright? Let's...[[DepravedBisexual let's fuck]]...you.\\
'''Johnny K''': (''To a gang member'') Stop trying to act hard. You think this is funny?\\
'''Trevor''': [[SuddenlyShouting GET THEM OFF!]]
* When Trevor's deal with the Chinese fall through due to their preferring to work with the O'Neill brothers as opposed to someone who just threw them in an icebox while shooting the Aztecas, Trevor goes off the rails as he goes to carry out his revenge against his competitors.
-->'''Trevor''': (''turns on the radio, which is on 80s music'') '''''UUURGH, THIS MUSIC'S ALL FUCKING WRONG!!!''''' (''changes the station to punk rock'') '''''THAT'S WHAT I'M LOOKING FOR!'''''
* Trevor meets Wade's cousin Floyd.
-->'''Wade''': Floyd, it's me, Wade!\\
'''Floyd''': Who?\\
'''Wade''': Me, Wade, your cousin!\\
'''Floyd''': Who?\\
'''Trevor''': (''kicks the door in and knocks Floyd over'') YOUR COUSIN, fuck! He's come to visit you, you rude fuck, now get up off the floor and get me
look like a fucking drink!\\
'''Floyd''': Oh, you, Wade! I heard you was smoking meth somewhere...
penis.\\
'''Trevor''': No, not somewhere, here. He's gonna smoke meth ''here''. Get me (''To a fucking lighter.
* This moment, as Trevor is planning his heist on Merryweather.
-->'''Floyd''': I ain't got a very big penis. Some girls laugh when...when they look at it...
gang member'') You and your friends seem really sad. Like you all watch too many silly movies.\\
'''Trevor''': Huh...show me....SHOW ME!\\
'''Floyd''': I-I-I-I don' want to...
(''To a gang member'') All that posing, not fooling anyone! I bet ya got a tiny pee-pee!\\
(''To a gang member'') The tough guy act is ridiculous! I bet you have a vagina.
\\
'''Trevor''': {''sighs exasperatedly and drops his pants'') Mine ain't nothing special, but this boy gets the job done. Alright? Now, Wade here says you work at the docks...(''To a gang member'') You don't look tough, pal. You look constipated.\\
'''Floyd''': (''nervously averting his gaze'') ...yes...(''To a gang member'') Hey, tough man. Yeah, ''you''. You and your friends wanna fight?\\
You look like you struggle with simple tasks.
\\
'''Trevor''': LOOK AT ME!\\
'''Floyd''': ...could
How are you just...put allowed to walk the streets, moron?\\
(''To a dead body after combat'') Now ''you'' are as dumb as you look!\\
Listen, even
your Johnson away...sir...?\\
'''Trevor''' ...oh, Jesus... (''sighs again and pulls his pants back up'')
** If you look closely, you can actually see Trevor's penis as he squats down to pull up his pants!
* A couple of gems from Trevor's time working with Floyd on the docks.
-->'''Floyd''': This ain't a toy, sir, it's heavy machinery!\\
'''Trevor''': Thank fuck I'm high as a kite!\\
(later)\\
'''Trevor''': Hey, whose dick do you have to suck to get this job? Being a stevedor used to be back-breaking work, now you're paid brain surgeon bucks to push an oversized shopping cart.
parents can't stand you!\\
Listen, nobody likes you.
\\
'''Floyd''': I did not fellatiate no one to get this job! I was old friends with the...well, with the...You depressing afterthought.\\
'''Trevor''': "Urgh, with the...with the..." Say no more, You hideous mistake!\\
(''To an overweight pedestrian'') Well, you're a big hunk of love, aren't ya? A massive, blubbery ball of hot, sexy, chubby lust! (''As pedestrian runs away'') Hey, come back here! I was enjoying that thought!\\
(''To an overweight pedestrian'') What's your problem, fatso? I said, ''what's your problem, fatso''? (''As pedestrian runs away'') Aw, come on! Where's your sense of humor? Did
you didn't fellate no one, but Darling Debbie probably did. eat it?\\
(''To an overweight pedestrian'') Hey! Porkchop! How's it goin'? ''I said, how's it going'', '''porkchop?''' (''As pedestrian runs away'') [[HypocriticalHumor Well that's not very friendly, is it?!]]\\
(''To an overweight pedestrian'') Have you ever tried exercising, porkchop?
And she probably enjoyed it.I don't mean just your arm. (''As pedestrian runs away'') Oh, there you go! See? That's not so bad.\\
(''To a cop'') Let's be clear: only an idiot joins the cops. See? You can't even understand simple sentences.\\
(''To a cop'') Aren't you just a great example to us all? Living proof that shit can talk.\\
(''To a cop'') "The police force"! Now that's a bad joke. "Police farce" would be a better one.\\
(''To a cop'') Nice name badge! But, they misspelled "Dick".\\
(''To a homeless person'') You stink. You really stink. It's revolting. (''As pedestrian runs away'') I mean you really stink! It's not an insult!



* If you get someone's stolen bike back to them, Trevor may say he hates bullies. One place he may say it is right after a mission where [[HypocriticalHumor Floyd points out that Trevor forced him to participate in his Merryweather heist]].
* During Trevor's hunting minigame, you can send pictures of your kills to anyone in Trevor's contact list with some amusing replies.
-->'''Michael''': Could you be any more of a redneck? \\
'''Michael''': Thanks, but I'm more of a medium rare kind of guy. \\
'''Michael''': Glad to see you have so much time on your hands.\\
'''Franklin''': Is there anything you won't shoot? \\
'''Franklin''': Why u sending me photos of dead animals?\\
'''Franklin''': I hope u gonna eat that.\\
'''Jimmy''': Politically correct as ever, Uncle Trevor.\\
'''Lamar''': I only smoke homies with 2 legs.\\
'''Tao Cheng''': WTF? Is this some kind of threat?\\
'''Dave''': That one I can't arrest you for.\\
'''Wade''': One for the wall!\\
'''Ron''': Y u no take me hunting Trevor?\\
'''Devin Weston''': That's not how you alpha-male a vegan.\\
'''Nigel Thornhill''': Now if we could just get a photo of you WITH the dead animal, Jock? Mrs. Thornhill would be so happy.\\
[[spoiler: '''Patrica Madrazo''': carino you're so unpredictable xx]]\\
'''Various contacts''': Dude, seriously.\\
'''Various contacts''': Is that what I think it is?\\
'''Various contacts''': What the ''fuck'', Trevor!?
* Depending which character you use, when in a vehicle with no weapons equipped, your character will spout out road rage dialogue whenever using the [[FlippingTheBird "weapon fire"]] button. Michael's road rage dialogue however has the [[LargeHam most hammiest and]] [[UnstoppableRage the most angry variety out of the three characters]]. [[CrossesTheLineTwice It's hilarious as all hell.]]
-->'''Michael:''' Why DO YOU EXIST?!?
** Sometimes, he'll say this little gem....
--->'''Michael:''' You know what.....[[EvenEvilHasStandards you're one nasty fuck.]]
** You don't even have to be pushing the button to get some hilarity out of Michael. Several of his quotes after wrecking into somebody are pure comedy gold.
--->'''Michael:''' ''HEY! I LIKE THIS CAR!!!''\\
'''Michael:''' OH, YOU SCREWED UP MY CAR!\\
'''Michael:''' [[YouFool You]] ''[[YouFool fool!]]''\\
'''Michael:''' You {{entitled|Bastard}} piece of shit!
** Trevor's lines are, if anything, even funnier.
--->'''Trevor:''' I just hope that ''BROKE YOUR GODDAMN NECK!!''\\
'''Trevor:''' [[BlatantLies THAT WAS ENTIRELY]] '''[[BlatantLies YOUR FAULT!]]'''\\
'''Trevor:''' YOU HIT ME!\\
'''Trevor:''' I'm making a personal injury claim!\\
'''Trevor:''' Well I'll be fucked!\\
'''Trevor:''' [[ImpliedDeathThreat This car is going to be parked outside your house!]]\\
'''Trevor (Running over an animal):''' The Apex Predator in action.\\
'''Trevor:''' You wanna end up in the trunk of this thing?! [[note]]It's even funnier if you're playing [[spoiler:Option C after putting Devin in the trunk.]][[/note]]
* If you hang out with Michael, Franklin, or Trevor in Story Mode and get yourself into a shootout or even a fistfight, they will get their guns out and start shooting the NPC that started the fight. What makes this funny is that for [[AxCrazy Trevor]], such an action looks completely in-character for him.
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[[folder: Story Mode]]
* After buying some drugs and [[spoiler: a spiked drink for his dad]] we get this from Jimmy during a father/son moment.
-->'''Jimmy:''' [[PrettyFlyForAWhiteGuy Ok, Let's bounce.]]\\
'''Michael:''' [[SarcasmFailure ..."Bounce"?]] [[IsThatWhatTheyreCallingItNow We're "bouncing" now?]] Is that's what we're doing? Jesus Christ.
** There's also this gem that follows a father-son bike ride:
--->'''[[FatBastard Jimmy]]:''' Jeez, Pop, too much more of that and maybe I won't be dead by 35!
** How about the fact that ''buying drugs'' is considered a father/son moment for the {{D|ysfunctionalFamily}}eSantas!
* If you make Trevor play tennis against Amanda, then some of the banter is funny.
--> '''Trevor''': Winner gets to keep Michael!
* Trevor's first interaction with Maude, the woman in charge of bounties.
--> '''Maude''': How've ya been?\\
'''Trevor''': Oh, simply wonderful. And you?\\
'''Maude''': [[DeadpanSnarker Somewhere stuck between 'joyful' and 'peachy'.]]
* Franklin reprimands Lamar for getting into a car chase that results in the death of a repo target, which Lamar blames on his "Apache blood":
--> '''Franklin''': We can't repo assets off a dead man, [[ClusterFBomb big sittin' chief asshole]]!
* The mission where Franklin has to sneak into the [=DeSanta=] household has a lot of funny reactions from the family.
-->'''[[BrattyTeenageDaughter Tracey]]''': ''Daaadd!'' Jimmy said I had a massive... ''Jimmy called me a BITCH!!''\\
'''[[CheatingWithTheMilkman Kyle Chavis]], upon seeing Franklin''': Help! He's Black! Help!
* While robbing a jewelry store, Michael has this to say to the frightened customers:
--> '''Michael''': Ladies! Gentlemen! This is ''your'' moment. Please [[ImpliedDeathThreat don't make me ruin all the great work]] [[AcceptableTargets your plastic surgeons have been doin']]!
* At one point, Trevor is shown trying ([[EpicFail and failing]]) to flush a severed human leg down the toilet. Doubles as NightmareFuel because, well...he's trying to flush a ''severed human leg'' down the toilet!
--> '''Gameplay narrator''': [[YouDoNotWantToKnow ...The less said about him, the better.]]
* During one of the hang outs between Michael and Trevor, Trevor ends up saying to Michael that he represses everything and when he finally bursts, it'll be big. He also calls Michael an emo.
* This conversation between Franklin and [[HonestJohnsDealership Simeon Yetarian]]:
--> '''Simeon''': [[HopeSpot You tell me exactly what you want]], and [[BrutalHonesty I will very carefully explain to you]] [[YankTheDogsChain why it cannot be]].\\
'''Franklin''': ''[[BigWhat What?!]]''
* The [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CjQFddfkx6w ad campaigns]] for the next Governor of San Andreas.
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yjZVEGg1xwM Kung Fu Rainbow Lazer Force.]]
** "[[{{Creator/Fox}} Weazel]]: [[StrawmanNewsMedia Confirming Your Prejudices]]"
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mkP8r28gRBI One of the side missions]] involves Michael [[spoiler: [[GargleBlaster smoking a super-blunt]], and having a MushroomSamba of shooting up Aliens (yeah, ''[[ShoutOut those]]'' Franchise/{{Alien}}s!) with a {{gatling g|ood}}un!]]
** You can take Trevor to the same location. [[spoiler: [[FromBadToWorse He gets]] [[MonsterClown clowns.]]]]
** [[RuleOfThree And Franklin too!]] [[spoiler: [[AntiClimax Absolutely nothing happens.]] [[NoSell In fact, he even makes fun of how light-weight the weed actually is!]]]]
--->'''Barry''': Can't you see the [[spoiler:[[LampshadeHanging aliens]]]]?\\
''[{{beat}}]''\\
'''Franklin''': Man, what else are you takin'?
*** [[spoiler:And after Franklin calls out how shitty his weed is, Barry just deflates against a wall, defeated by Franklin's endurance towards his product compared to Trevor and Michael.]]
* Mr. Raspberry Jam.
** Late in the game, Trevor's truck permanently gets Mr. Raspberry Jam tied to its grille.
* Trevor's EstablishingCharacterMoment after Michael robs a jewelry store: possibly high and definitely livid at the thought that his best friend faked his death, he gets into a confrontation with the biker boyfriend of the woman he was just fornicating with.
-->'''Johnny K''': Trevor! I'm talking to you, motherfucker!\\
'''Trevor''': Are you? What're you sayin'?\\
'''Johnny K''': Fuckin' my girl, man, it's wrong.\\
'''Trevor''': Well, I gotta fuck someone. You want me to fuck you instead, is that the problem here? (''in a hushed voice'') ...take off your pants, cowboy, alright? Let's...[[DepravedBisexual let's fuck]]...\\
'''Johnny K''': You think this is funny?\\
'''Trevor''': [[SuddenlyShouting GET THEM OFF!]]
* When Trevor's deal with the Chinese fall through due to their preferring to work with the O'Neill brothers as opposed to someone who just threw them in an icebox while shooting the Aztecas, Trevor goes off the rails as he goes to carry out his revenge against his competitors.
-->'''Trevor''': (''turns on the radio, which is on 80s music'') '''''UUURGH, THIS MUSIC'S ALL FUCKING WRONG!!!''''' (''changes the station to punk rock'') '''''THAT'S WHAT I'M LOOKING FOR!'''''
* Trevor meets Wade's cousin Floyd.
-->'''Wade''': Floyd, it's me, Wade!\\
'''Floyd''': Who?\\
'''Wade''': Me, Wade, your cousin!\\
'''Floyd''': Who?\\
'''Trevor''': (''kicks the door in and knocks Floyd over'') YOUR COUSIN, fuck! He's come to visit you, you rude fuck, now get up off the floor and get me a fucking drink!\\
'''Floyd''': Oh, you, Wade! I heard you was smoking meth somewhere...\\
'''Trevor''': No, not somewhere, here. He's gonna smoke meth ''here''. Get me a fucking lighter.
* This moment, as Trevor is planning his heist on Merryweather.
-->'''Floyd''': I ain't got a very big penis. Some girls laugh when...when they look at it...\\
'''Trevor''': Huh...show me....SHOW ME!\\
'''Floyd''': I-I-I-I don' want to...\\
'''Trevor''': {''sighs exasperatedly and drops his pants'') Mine ain't nothing special, but this boy gets the job done. Alright? Now, Wade here says you work at the docks...\\
'''Floyd''': (''nervously averting his gaze'') ...yes...\\
'''Trevor''': LOOK AT ME!\\
'''Floyd''': ...could you just...put your Johnson away...sir...?\\
'''Trevor''' ...oh, Jesus... (''sighs again and pulls his pants back up'')
** If you look closely, you can actually see Trevor's penis as he squats down to pull up his pants!
* A couple of gems from Trevor's time working with Floyd on the docks.
-->'''Floyd''': This ain't a toy, sir, it's heavy machinery!\\
'''Trevor''': Thank fuck I'm high as a kite!\\
(later)\\
'''Trevor''': Hey, whose dick do you have to suck to get this job? Being a stevedor used to be back-breaking work, now you're paid brain surgeon bucks to push an oversized shopping cart.\\
'''Floyd''': I did not fellatiate no one to get this job! I was old friends with the...well, with the...\\
'''Trevor''': "Urgh, with the...with the..." Say no more, you didn't fellate no one, but Darling Debbie probably did. And she probably enjoyed it.
* In one of the earliest Trevor missions ("Crystal Maze"), it starts off with Trevor being so pissed [[{{Angrish}} that most of his dialogue is "Arrrg!"]]
** It gets better: When you get into a vehicle, the radio will be tuned to the rather laid-back Doobie Brothers song "What a Fool Believes". Trevor is not pleased.
--->'''Trevor:''' Uuuurrrrggghh, this music's '''''all fuckin' wrong!''''' (switches to Channel X) '''That's''' what I'm lookin' for!



* Michael's daughter Tracey on "Fame or Shame". [[StylisticSuck Not only is her performance cringeworthy]], but [[spoiler:the producers [[MistakenForGay think Michael and Trevor are both her fathers]]]]. And then [[spoiler:Trevor belts a security guy with a folding chair]].
** Right after said [[spoiler:beating of the folding chair]], Lazlow, the host of the show, [[spoiler:hauls ass out of the studio, with Michael and Trevor having to give chase; once they catch up to him, Trevor forces Lazlow to strip down to his drawers and dance if he wants to live]]. The kicker, Trevor's recording [[spoiler:Lazlow dancing]] just for extra humiliation.
** Way before that, during the beginning cutscene of said mission, Michael finds [[spoiler: Jimmy's weed bag]] and greets Fabien [[DeadpanSnarker sarcastically]].
--->'''Fabien''': You must be Michael, namaste.\\
'''Michael''': Na-ma-[[PrecisionFStrike go fuck yourself]].
*** During said mission, you park illegally, and the parking attendant complains that you can't park there. You have the choice to sock him in the face. And doing this ''is actually a gold requirement'' called "No, I ''can'' park here".



'''Michael''': ''Now, get out of the fucking car!'' '''''Get out of the fucking car, you pint-sized prick!'''''

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'''Michael''': ''Now, get ''Get out of the fucking car!'' '''''Get out of the fucking car, you pint-sized prick!'''''



'''Trevor:''' BUT [[spoiler: I DID KIDNAP HIS WIFE]]!\\

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'''Trevor:''' BUT [[spoiler: I DID KIDNAP HIS THE WIFE]]!\\



* In one of the earliest Trevor missions ("Crystal Maze"), it starts off with Trevor being so pissed [[{{Angrish}} that most of his dialogue is "Arrrg!"]]
** It gets better: When you get into a vehicle, the radio will be tuned to the rather laid-back Doobie Brothers song "What a Fool Believes". Trevor is not pleased.
--->'''Trevor:''' Uuuurrrrggghh, this music's '''''all fuckin' wrong!''''' (switches to Channel X) '''That's''' what I'm lookin' for!



* Michael's daughter Tracey on "Fame or Shame". [[StylisticSuck Not only is her performance cringeworthy]], but [[spoiler:the producers [[MistakenForGay think Michael and Trevor are both her fathers]]]]. And then [[spoiler:Trevor belts a security guy with a folding chair]].
** Right after said [[spoiler:beating of the folding chair]], Lazlow, the host of the show, [[spoiler:hauls ass out of the studio, with Michael and Trevor having to give chase; once they catch up to him, Trevor forces Lazlow to strip down to his drawers and dance if he wants to live]]. The kicker, Trevor's recording [[spoiler:Lazlow dancing]] just for extra humiliation.
** Way before that, during the beginning cutscene of said mission, Michael finds [[spoiler: Jimmy's weed bag]] and greets Fabien [[DeadpanSnarker sarcastically]].
--->'''Fabien''': You must be Michael, namaste.\\
'''Michael''': Na-ma-[[PrecisionFStrike go fuck yourself]].
*** During said mission, you park illegally, and the parking attendant complains that you can't park there. You have the choice to sock him in the face. And doing this ''is actually a gold requirement'' called "No, I ''can'' park here".



* The intro to ''GTA Online''. Your character has been Internet friends with Lamar for a while now, and is finally going to meet him as you leave the airport. As a male, he and the player shake hands and get to know each other. [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b_3vyQY7VOE As a female]], [[HopelessSuitor he shows up with a rose]], [[AllMenArePerverts asks for sex]], [[ThatCameOutWrong and fumbles around]] [[CasanovaWannabe trying to talk her into a relationship]]. [[ActionGirl Fem!Player]] [[DeathGlare is clearly unamused.]]
** The first time you die online, you find yourself in a FluffyCloudHeaven...and then ''[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2vsBmayXMTc Cris Formage shows up.]]'' '''''The Epsilon Program was right all along.'''''
--->'''Cris:''' You see. They said I was a fraud. A charlatan. A nothing. But I...''am a miracle.''
*** He also creepily introduces you to passive mode, telling you that he likes to "watch" and that you are always welcome to join him in "the greatest pleasure on Earth."



* If you get someone's stolen bike back to them, Trevor may say he hates bullies. One place he may say it is right after a mission where [[HypocriticalHumor Floyd points out that Trevor forced him to participate in his Merryweather heist]].
** At the end of Floyd's plot arc, [[spoiler:Floyd's overbearing girlfriend Debra comes back from her conferance, and tries to make Floyd tell Trevor to get out of her condo. [[BullyingADragon Before it ends the way we all know it's going to end]], Trevor does his best to out-and-out {{Troll}} Debra into breaking character, [[FelonyMisdemeanor and stop saying wussy cuss words like]] [[GoshDangitToHeck "F-ing" or "G-Damn"]], and [[PrecisionFStrike unleash some actual curses like...]] [[WhatDoYouMeanItsNotHeinous "Crap"]]. He even lets a BigYes when he gets her to do it!]]

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* If you get someone's stolen bike back to them, Trevor may say he hates bullies. One place he may say it is right after a mission where [[HypocriticalHumor Floyd points out that Trevor forced him to participate in his Merryweather heist]].
**
At the end of Floyd's plot arc, [[spoiler:Floyd's overbearing girlfriend Debra comes back from her conferance, and tries to make Floyd tell Trevor to get out of her condo. [[BullyingADragon Before it ends the way we all know it's going to end]], Trevor does his best to out-and-out {{Troll}} Debra into breaking character, [[FelonyMisdemeanor and stop saying wussy cuss words like]] [[GoshDangitToHeck "F-ing" or "G-Damn"]], and [[PrecisionFStrike unleash some actual curses like...]] [[WhatDoYouMeanItsNotHeinous "Crap"]]. He even lets a BigYes when he gets her to do it!]]




* Depending which character you use, when in a vehicle with no weapons equipped, your character will spout out road rage dialogue whenever using the [[FlippingTheBird "weapon fire"]] button. Michael's road rage dialogue however has the [[LargeHam most hammiest and]] [[UnstoppableRage the most angry variety out of the three characters]]. [[CrossesTheLineTwice It's hilarious as all hell.]]
-->'''Michael:''' Why DO YOU EXIST?!?
** Sometimes, he'll say this little gem....
--->'''Michael:''' You know what.....[[EvenEvilHasStandards you're one nasty fuck.]]
** You don't even have to be pushing the button to get some hilarity out of Michael. Several of his quotes after wrecking into somebody are pure comedy gold.
--->'''Michael:''' ''HEY! I LIKE THIS CAR!!!''\\
'''Michael:''' OH, YOU SCREWED UP MY CAR!\\
'''Michael:''' [[YouFool You]] ''[[YouFool fool!]]''\\
'''Michael:''' You {{entitled|Bastard}} piece of shit!
** Trevor's lines are, if anything, even funnier.
--->'''Trevor:''' I just hope that ''BROKE YOUR GODDAMN NECK!!''\\
'''Trevor:''' [[BlatantLies THAT WAS ENTIRELY]] '''[[BlatantLies YOUR FAULT!]]'''\\
'''Trevor:''' YOU HIT ME!\\
'''Trevor:''' I'm making a personal injury claim!\\
'''Trevor:''' Well I'll be fucked!\\
'''Trevor:''' [[ImpliedDeathThreat This car is going to be parked outside your house!]]\\
'''Trevor (Running over an animal):''' The Apex Predator in action.\\
'''Trevor:''' You wanna end up in the trunk of this thing?! [[note]]It's even funnier if you're playing [[spoiler:Option C after putting Devin in the trunk.]][[/note]]
* If you hang out with Michael, Franklin, or Trevor in Story Mode and get yourself into a shootout or even a fistfight, they will get their guns out and start shooting the NPC that started the fight. What makes this funny is that for [[AxCrazy Trevor]], such an action looks completely in-character for him.
* Some of the post-mission cutscenes in ''Online'' occasionally have the employer reacting to [[HeroicMime the player]] with awkward silence. Trevor, however...
--> ''(Trevor walks out of his trailer to check on the player's delivered vehicle)''\\
'''Trevor:''' Yeah, just leave it there...\\
''(The player looks back at the vehicle, then back at Trevor)''\\
'''Trevor:''' God, and I thought I was weird!
** This also happens sometimes when completing a mission for Ron:
---> '''Trevor:''' Ron, go out and talk to that creepy friend of yours that doesn't speak!
* During Trevor's hunting minigame, you can send pictures of your kills to anyone in Trevor's contact list with some amusing replies.
-->'''Michael''': Could you be any more of a redneck? \\
'''Michael''': Thanks, but I'm more of a medium rare kind of guy. \\
'''Michael''': Glad to see you have so much time on your hands.\\
'''Franklin''': Is there anything you won't shoot? \\
'''Franklin''': Why u sending me photos of dead animals?\\
'''Franklin''': I hope u gonna eat that.\\
'''Jimmy''': Politically correct as ever, Uncle Trevor.\\
'''Lamar''': I only smoke homies with 2 legs.\\
'''Tao Cheng''': WTF? Is this some kind of threat?\\
'''Dave''': That one I can't arrest you for.\\
'''Wade''': One for the wall!\\
'''Ron''': Y u no take me hunting Trevor?\\
'''Devin Weston''': That's not how you alpha-male a vegan.\\
'''Nigel Thornhill''': Now if we could just get a photo of you WITH the dead animal, Jock? Mrs. Thornhill would be so happy.\\
[[spoiler: '''Patrica Madrazo''': carino you're so unpredictable xx]]\\
'''Various contacts''': Dude, seriously.\\
'''Various contacts''': Is that what I think it is?\\
'''Various contacts''': What the ''fuck'', Trevor!?



* While Michael and Franklin will generally give pedestrians a friendly greeting if you hit the greeting button, Trevor exclusively hurls insults instead. The funniest ones are the ones for specific peds (Gang members or fat people, for example.)
-->(''To a gang member, imitating them'') "I have confused thoughts about other men! That's why I joined a gang of guys, just like me!"\\
(''To a gang member, imitating them'') "I'm in a gang! Uh! I'm really tough! So, but it's okay when I jerk off my buddies!"\\
(''To a gang member'') Well, my my, aren't we all very tough? [[DeadpanSnarker Oh, I'm so s-c-c-c-c-scared here]]. Can't you tell?\\
(''To a gang member'') You look real tough. Oh, I'm so frightened! Oh, please don't scowl at me!\\
(''To a gang member'') You're not tough, pal, you're ridiculous! [[FoeYay And I think we both know you want me]].\\
(''To a gang member'') Hey, hard man - [[PrecisionFStrike Fuck you]]! Yeah, I said, fuck you.\\
(''To a gang member'') Stop trying to act hard. You look like a penis.\\
(''To a gang member'') You and your friends seem really sad. Like you all watch too many silly movies.\\
(''To a gang member'') All that posing, not fooling anyone! I bet ya got a tiny pee-pee!\\
(''To a gang member'') The tough guy act is ridiculous! I bet you have a vagina.\\
(''To a gang member'') You don't look tough, pal. You look constipated.\\
(''To a gang member'') Hey, tough man. Yeah, ''you''. You and your friends wanna fight?\\
You look like you struggle with simple tasks.\\
How are you allowed to walk the streets, moron?\\
(''To a dead body after combat'') Now ''you'' are as dumb as you look!\\
Listen, even your parents can't stand you!\\
Listen, nobody likes you.\\
You depressing afterthought.\\
You hideous mistake!\\
(''To an overweight pedestrian'') Well, you're a big hunk of love, aren't ya? A massive, blubbery ball of hot, sexy, chubby lust! (''As pedestrian runs away'') Hey, come back here! I was enjoying that thought!\\
(''To an overweight pedestrian'') What's your problem, fatso? I said, ''what's your problem, fatso''? (''As pedestrian runs away'') Aw, come on! Where's your sense of humor? Did you eat it?\\
(''To an overweight pedestrian'') Hey! Porkchop! How's it goin'? ''I said, how's it going'', '''porkchop?''' (''As pedestrian runs away'') [[HypocriticalHumor Well that's not very friendly, is it?!]]\\
(''To an overweight pedestrian'') Have you ever tried exercising, porkchop? And I don't mean just your arm. (''As pedestrian runs away'') Oh, there you go! See? That's not so bad.\\
(''To a cop'') Let's be clear: only an idiot joins the cops. See? You can't even understand simple sentences.\\
(''To a cop'') Aren't you just a great example to us all? Living proof that shit can talk.\\
(''To a cop'') "The police force"! Now that's a bad joke. "Police farce" would be a better one.\\
(''To a cop'') Nice name badge! But, they misspelled "Dick".\\
(''To a homeless person'') You stink. You really stink. It's revolting. (''As pedestrian runs away'') I mean you really stink! It's not an insult!
* The cutscenes during heists, especially [[spoiler: the last one. Lester high fives only the heist leader, leaving the rest of them hanging]].
** In Prison Break, the online player pushes the other player out of the prison bus and then pushes him/her again once he/she's out of it, making him/her turn around and give a "What the hell, man?" look.
*** All cutscenes where [[spoiler:Trevor appears. Even the Online player characters, who are known for not having any emotions, fear him during them]].
** If you play on the team that has to steal the Casco in the Prison Break setup, Station, prepare to have a quick chuckle on your online character getting all cheery on seeing the luxury car. What makes it funny is how he/she shows no emotion for a large chunk of the game and seeing him/her get all excited like that is quite surprising. Even more so considering the player that is driving will gleefully jump and slide across the hood to get to the driver's seat.
* If you make a mistake (going off road, getting turned around, etc.) while chasing the van in the mission "Mr. Philips", this exchange might occur:
-->'''Ron''': You think they sabotaged this truck?\\
'''Trevor''': ({{Beat}}) Shut '''''up''''', Ron!



'''Michael:''' The fuck?!

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'''Michael:''' The fuck?!''fuck?!''




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[[folder: Online]]
* The intro to ''GTA Online''. Your character has been Internet friends with Lamar for a while now, and is finally going to meet him as you leave the airport. As a male, he and the player shake hands and get to know each other. [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b_3vyQY7VOE As a female]], [[HopelessSuitor he shows up with a rose]], [[AllMenArePerverts asks for sex]], [[ThatCameOutWrong and fumbles around]] [[CasanovaWannabe trying to talk her into a relationship]]. [[ActionGirl Fem!Player]] [[DeathGlare is clearly unamused.]]
** The first time you die online, you find yourself in a FluffyCloudHeaven...and then ''[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2vsBmayXMTc Cris Formage shows up.]]'' '''''The Epsilon Program was right all along.'''''
--->'''Cris:''' You see. They said I was a fraud. A charlatan. A nothing. But I...''am a miracle.''
*** He also creepily introduces you to passive mode, telling you that he likes to "watch" and that you are always welcome to join him in "the greatest pleasure on Earth."
* The cutscenes during heists, especially [[spoiler: the last one. Lester high fives only the heist leader, leaving the rest of them hanging]].
** In Prison Break, the online player pushes the other player out of the prison bus and then pushes him/her again once he/she's out of it, making him/her turn around and give a "What the hell, man?" look.
*** All cutscenes where [[spoiler:Trevor appears. Even the Online player characters, who are known for not having any emotions, fear him during them]].
** If you play on the team that has to steal the Casco in the Prison Break setup, Station, prepare to have a quick chuckle on your online character getting all cheery on seeing the luxury car. What makes it funny is how he/she shows no emotion for a large chunk of the game and seeing him/her get all excited like that is quite surprising. Even more so considering the player that is driving will gleefully jump and slide across the hood to get to the driver's seat.
* If you make a mistake (going off road, getting turned around, etc.) while chasing the van in the mission "Mr. Philips", this exchange might occur:
-->'''Ron''': You think they sabotaged this truck?\\
'''Trevor''': ({{Beat}}) Shut '''''up''''', Ron!
* Some of the post-mission cutscenes in ''Online'' occasionally have the employer reacting to [[HeroicMime the player]] with awkward silence. Trevor, however...
--> ''(Trevor walks out of his trailer to check on the player's delivered vehicle)''\\
'''Trevor:''' Yeah, just leave it there...\\
''(The player looks back at the vehicle, then back at Trevor)''\\
'''Trevor:''' God, and I thought I was weird!
** This also happens sometimes when completing a mission for Ron:
---> '''Trevor:''' Ron, go out and talk to that creepy friend of yours that doesn't speak!
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* In your Nightclub, just Lazlow being Lazlow, you can find him with some glowsticks, riding a toy horse or dancing in place of one of your dancers.

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* In your Nightclub, just Lazlow being Lazlow, you can find him with some glowsticks, riding a toy horse or dancing in place of one of your dancers.dancers.
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* In ''Fair Game'', the first time Trevor uses the elk whistle, his comment: "Sounds like someone strangling a clarinet player. And I talk from experience".


* As Trevor, I spent time soing some of Trevor's side missions, or having him help hitchhikers.. Somehow Rockstar can somehow make Trevor Phillips appear as the most''normal'' one in San Andreas..

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* As Trevor, I spent time soing some of Trevor's side missions, or having him help hitchhikers.. Somehow Rockstar can somehow make Trevor Phillips appear as the most''normal'' most ''normal'' one in San Andreas..



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* As Trevor, I spent time soing some of Trevor's side missions, or having him help hitchhikers.. Somehow Rockstar can somehow make Trevor Phillips appear as the most''normal'' one in San Andreas..

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