History Funny / GrandTheftAutoV

** Special mentions to Rampage 4, where the Army soldiers mock him with [[NotEvenBotheringWithTheAccent hilariously fake]] [[CanadaEh Canadian accents]], causing Trevor to [[DisproportionateRetribution pull out a]] ''[[{{BFG}} Grenade Launcher]]''.

'''''[[CanadaEh I DON'T EVEN SOUND THAT CANADIAN!!!]]'''''\\

'''Balla:''' Suck my [[SoundEffectBleep dick]], [[HateSink Steve]] [[BleepDammit fucking]] [[HateSink Haines]]!\\

--->'''Cris Formage:''' ''(after Michael double crosses Cris)'' You fucking traitor! After all we done for you?! You can consider your enlightenment revoked, you son of a bitch!\\

'''Michael:''' Got to go, brother-brother! [[SarcasmMode Kifflom.]]\\

--->'''Al Di Napoli:''' ''(from inside the trunk of Nigel's car)'' Hello? Hey! Hello? What's happening? Who are you?!\\

'''Al:''' What do you want? Cars? Drugs? What about art? I got shitloads of art! [[VerbalBackspace No, you wouldn't want that]]. Fuck!\\

-->'''Michael:''' First, you take a hostage against my advice, and then you start some kind of crazy high school romance with her? Are you ''nuts?''\\

-->'''Trevor:''' She's...\\
-->'''Michael:''' She's a sixty year old housewife!\\
-->'''Trevor:''' Ahh, she's ''fifty-seven!''

'''Michael:''' You're gentrifying! Soon the skinny jeans will show up, and then the skinny lattes, and then, the bankers. And you'll be somewhere else starting the cycle all over again. Maybe you're not a classic garden variety hipster, but you are what the hipsters ''aspire'' to be! You, Trevor, are the proto-hipster!\\

-->'''Michael:''' First, you take a hostage against my advice, and then you start some kind of crazy high school romance with her? Are you ''nuts?''
-->'''Trevor:''' She's...
-->'''Michael:''' She's a sixty year old housewife!

*** '''Rampage 5:''' [[TheLastOfTheseIsNotLikeTheOthers Killer Hipsters]]

-->'''Lamar:''' 'Sup, can a loc come in your crib?\\

'''Lamar:''' Aw, nigga, don't hate me 'cause I'm beautiful, nigga! Maybe if you got rid of that ol' yee-yee-ass haircut you got, you'd get some bitches on your dick. Oh! Better yet -- maybe Tanisha'll call your dawg-ass if she ever stops fucking that brain-surgeon or lawyer she fucking with. ''(leans in; in a sing-song voice) [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pkpGBiSck20 ♪Nigga~♪]] [Exit Lamar]''\\

* In the UsefulNotes/{{PS4}}, UsefulNotes/XBoxOne, and PC ports of the game, there are minigames involving the players taking Peyote trips, and they don't just trip balls; they ''[[ForcedTransformation turn]] [[{{Animorphism}} into animals!]]'' Here's the full list:

** The entire series of missions with the pair contain some of Trevor's funniest dialogue in the game; despite his initial misgivings, he's clearly having a ball victimizing the rich and famous for petty reasons (especially when driving Al Di Napoli out to the train tracks to murder him in spectacular fashion), and eventually grows rather fond of the old dingbats for being even more deranged than he is.
--->'''Al Di Napoli:''' ''(while pleading for his life)'' What do you want? Cars? Drugs? What about art? I got shitloads of art! [[VerbalBackspace No, you wouldn't want that]]. Fuck!\\

* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_7idQjjg46s In the online heists trailer]], Lester lampshades the community demanding them.
-->'''Lester:''' I know you've been... "complaining", but you weren't ready.

* Lamar's [[https://youtu.be/hgPefvZk5dA?t=744 egg speech]] at the end of "Funeral Party".
** The Online characters' reaction to it is even funnier.

* Some tryhard has been annoying you in a session? Wish he could piss off? Well, here's a neat little way to [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iaTieJzU8Z0 send him straight to bad sport]] and make him lose money in the process!
* Trevor playing with Impotent Rage action figures in the end cutscene for his Online heist series. Then, when the dealer turns out to be a DOA agent, he throws one at him before he runs away - and he still has the other one when the scene ends.

* Around the time of the game's Enhanced Version release, there was an exploit for players to bring the Duke O'Death (which at the time was a singleplayer exclusive vehicle) into GTA Online. How does Rockstar deal with these cheaters? By ''[[CoolAndUnusualPunishment causing it to explode]]'' [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KYE33UjZrHE when you try to enter it!]]

* After Ending C, Michael can call Solomon Richards who drops another movie quote for Michael to answer: "We forget thousands of things every day, can't we just make this one of them?", to which Michael happily replies it's from a movie called "Arthur Penny's Sanitorium". The tone of the quote implies it was used in a LetUsNeverSpeakOfThisAgain scenario while Michael kept trying to use it as his own [[CharacterCatchphrase catchphrase]], which pretty much sums up his whole experience since using it got him in the whole mess in the first place.

* After Ending C, Michael can call Solomon Richards who drops another movie quote for Michael to answer: "We forget thousands of things every day, can't we just make this one of them?", to which Michael happily replies it's from a movie called "Arthur Penny's Sanitorium". The tone of the quote implies it was used in a LetUsNeverSpeakOfThisAgain scenario while Michael kept trying to use it as his own {{catchphrase}}, which pretty much sums up his whole experience since using it got him in the whole mess in the first place.

'''Trevor:''' I ''am'' some bitch he didn't call! For ''ten years''!\\
* After Ending C, Michael can call Solomon Richards who drops another movie quote for Michael to answer: "We forget thousands of things every day, can't we just make this one of them?", to which Michael happily replies it's from a movie called "Arthur Penny's Sanitorium". The tone of the quote implies it was used in a LetUsNeverSpeakOfThisAgain scenario while Michael kept trying to use it as his own {{catchphase}}, which pretty much sums up his whole experience since using it got him in the whole mess in the first place.