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* Joker's reaction to Lockhart telling his fellow reporters that the Tet Offensive has led to some disastrous consequences is to ask "[[SkewedPriorities Does this mean Ann Margaret's not coming?]]"


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* Joker's reaction to Lockhart telling his fellow reporters that the Tet Offensive has led to some disastrous consequences is to ask "[[SkewedPriorities Does this mean Ann Margaret's Ann-Margaret's not coming?]]"

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* [[SoundtrackDissonance "Surfin' Bird"]] is played during a scene of the film.

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* [[SoundtrackDissonance "Surfin' Bird"]] is played during a war scene of the film.


'''Hartman''': One for the Corps! ''(Joker struggles)'' Come on, pull!\\

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'''Hartman''': One for the Corps! ''(Joker struggles)'' Come on, pull!\\Get up there! Pull!\\



'''Hartman''': ''(dejected)'' Looks like the Corps don't get theirs.

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'''Hartman''': ''(dejected)'' Looks like I guess the Corps don't get theirs.


** And right after his gleeful civilian kill count, he proceeds to mention that he's gunned down 50 water buffaloes. Apparently this is important.

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** And right after his gleeful civilian kill count, he proceeds to mention that he's gunned down 50 water buffaloes. Apparently this is important.


** And right after his gleeful civilian kill count, he proceeds to mention that he's gunned down 50 water buffaloes. Apparently this is important too.
-->AND 50 WATER BUFFALOES!

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** And right after his gleeful civilian kill count, he proceeds to mention that he's gunned down 50 water buffaloes. Apparently this is important too.
important.
-->AND 50 WATER BUFFALOES!BUFFALOES TOO!




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\n* Joker's reaction to Lockhart telling his fellow reporters that the Tet Offensive has led to some disastrous consequences is to ask "[[SkewedPriorities Does this mean Ann Margaret's not coming?]]"



** One of R. Lee Ermey's best improvised lines: "I bet you're the kind of guy that would fuck a person in the ass and not even have the goddamn common courtesy to give him a reach-around!" At one point, Kubrick actually stopped the filming and had Ermey explain what a reach-around was. Amusingly (and perhaps understandably), Kubrick [[EveryoneHasStandards was disgusted.]] [[CrossesTheLineTwice He then demanded a second take of the scene, telling Ermey to be sure to leave that line in.]]
** "You climb like old people fuck!"
** "Holy dog shit, Texas! Only queers and steers come from Texas...and you don't look like a steer to me, so that kinda narrows it down."

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** One of R. Lee Ermey's best improvised lines: "I bet you're the kind of guy that would fuck a person in the ass and not even have the goddamn common courtesy to give him them a reach-around!" reach-around!". At one point, Kubrick actually stopped the filming and had Ermey explain what a reach-around reach-around[[note]]Stimulation of a sexual partner's genitals with the hand during anal and/or vaginal intercourse from behind.[[/note]] was. Amusingly (and Amusingly, and perhaps understandably), understandably, Kubrick [[EveryoneHasStandards was disgusted.]] [[CrossesTheLineTwice He then immediately demanded a second take of the scene, scene afterward, telling Ermey to be sure to leave that line in.]]
** "You climb obstacles like old people fuck!"
** "Holy dog shit, Texas! Only queers and steers come from Texas... and you don't look like a steer to me, so that kinda narrows it down."down!"



** "Now move it! Or I'm going to rip your balls off, so you cannot contaminate the rest of the world! I will motivate you, Private Pyle, if it short-dicks every cannibal on the Congo!"

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** "Now move it! Or "Are you quitting on me?! Then quit then, you slimy fucking walrus-looking piece of shit! GET THE FUCK OFF OF MY OBSTACLE! GET THE FUCK DOWN OFF OF MY OBSTACLE! NOW! MOVE IT! I'm going to rip your balls off, so you cannot contaminate the rest of the world! I will motivate you, Private Pyle, if it short-dicks every cannibal on the Congo!"




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\n* Joker's attempts at doing a war face.



** "I want that head so sanitary and squared-away that the Virgin Mary herself would be proud to go in and take a dump. " Then Joker cheerfully denies believing in her [[RealMenLoveJesus and Hartman is at his angriest ]].

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** "I want that head so sanitary and squared-away that the Virgin Mary herself would be proud to go in and take a dump. " Then Joker cheerfully denies believing in her [[RealMenLoveJesus and Hartman is at his angriest ]].angriest]].



** "WHAT IS THIS MICKEY MOUSE SHIT?!" [[spoiler: What happens after that, though, isn't so funny...]]

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** "WHAT IS THIS MICKEY MOUSE SHIT?!" [[spoiler: What happens after that, though, isn't so funny...funny.]]



* During the "Me So Horny." When Rafterman was gonna take a picture of Joker and the Vietnamese Prostitute, a local man steals their camera and tries to intimidate Joker with lightning-fast mock Martial arts poses. Joker, living up to his name, responds in kind with his own poses. It doesn't get their camera back, but it's still pretty damn funny.

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* During the "Me So Horny." When Rafterman was gonna take a picture of Joker and the Vietnamese Prostitute, a local man steals their camera and tries to intimidate Joker with lightning-fast mock Martial arts poses. Joker, living up to his name, responds in kind with his own poses. It Still, it doesn't get their camera back, but it's still pretty damn funny.back.



* "Surfin' Bird" is played during a scene of the film and I must admit it is a funny song.

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* [[SoundtrackDissonance "Surfin' Bird" Bird"]] is played during a scene of the film and I must admit it is a funny song.film.


* Bird Is The Word is played during a scene of the film and I must admit it is a funny song.

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* Bird Is The Word "Surfin' Bird" is played during a scene of the film and I must admit it is a funny song.


* Joker is asked in an interview why did he enlist:

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* Joker is asked in an interview why did he enlist:enlisted:

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** "WHAT IS THIS MICKEY MOUSE SHIT?!" [[spoiler: What happens after that, though, isn't so funny...]]


* Pick almost any sentence from Gunny Hartman and it will be full of pretty funny insults and "inspirational" lines. The sheer creativity alone of his non-stop vulgarity is something [[CrossesTheLineTwice remarkable]]:

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* Pick almost any sentence from Gunny Hartman and it will be [[FloweryInsults full of pretty funny insults insults]] and "inspirational" lines. The sheer creativity alone of his non-stop vulgarity is something [[CrossesTheLineTwice remarkable]]:


* Many of Gunny Hartman's insults and "inspirational" lines are pretty funny:

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* Many of Pick almost any sentence from Gunny Hartman's Hartman and it will be full of pretty funny insults and "inspirational" lines are pretty funny:lines. The sheer creativity alone of his non-stop vulgarity is something [[CrossesTheLineTwice remarkable]]:

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** Hartman's horrified reaction to Joker deciding to join the military journalists rather than becoming a standard Marine.

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