History Funny / Fudge

* Tootsie pronounces "shoe" as "Sue". For reasons, Fudge lost his sneaker on a train. The kids are with their dad as they explain what happened to a security guard. When she says that it was a very dumb thing to do and that you may as well as bye bye shoe, Tootsie imitates her by saying "Bye bye, Sue!" She's surprised and asked how Tootsie knows her name. Fudge goes ComicallyMissingThePoint and asks if her first name is Shoe. Peter says they're not telling her Tootsie can't pronounce "Sh".

* In this book, Fudge is so young that he doesn't speak in complete sentences most of the time. His favorite thing to say is "No [X]." usually in response to being told not to do something or when he's forced into doing something he hates.

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* Tootsie pronounces "shoe" as "Sue". For reasons, Fudge lost his sneaker on a train. The kids are with their dad as they explain what happened to a security guard. When she says that it was a very dumb thing to do and that you may as well as bye bye shoe, Tootsie imitates her by saying "Bye bye, Sue!" She's surprised and asked how Tootsie knows her name. Fudge goes ComicallyMissingThePoint and asks if her first name is Shoe. Peter says they're not telling her Tootsie can't pronounce "Sh".

** Fudge's [[MyNewGiftIsLame reaction to seeing that Sam got him a picture dictionary he already has]]... he shouts "NO! NO MORE BOOK!" and ''throws it across the room''.

--> '''Jimmy''': ''(laughs, to Peter)'' Some bird!

* Tootsie pronounces "shoe" as "Sue". For reasons, Fudge lost his sneaker on a train. The kids are with their dad as they explain what happened to a security guard. When she says that it was a very dumb thing to do and that you may as well as bye bye shoe, Tootsie imitates her by saying "Bye bye, Sue!" She's surprised and asked how Tootsie knows her name. Fudge goes ComicallyMissingTHePoint and asks if her first name is Shoe. Peter says they're not telling her Tootsie can't pronounce "Sh".

** When Peter shows the kids his turtle Dribble, Jennie asks if Dribble can "make a tinkle." Then she says she can do so as well, and [[PottyFailure proceeds to intentionally pee on the living room floor]].

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** And it all finally comes to a head that night when Anne makes him lamb chops. Fudge refuses them and Warren is coming to the end of his rope, telling Fudge that "The next time you won't eat something, you'll wear it!". Fudge demands cereal instead. Fudge then refuses to eat the cereal. His father ''marches'' him to the bathtub and ''[[FoodSlap upends the entire bowl of cereal over his head]]''. Although this may border on child abuse due to ValuesDissonance, it's still pretty funny. Also counts as a SugarWiki/MomentOfAwesome.

* Later on, at a hamburger restaurant, Fudge shouts "Eat it or wear it!" and dumps a bowl of peas over his head.

* When Fudge is showing off Uncle Feather, his pet mynah bird, to his former kindergarten class, he informs the uptight Mrs. Hildebrandt that Uncle Feather can speak French.

!!For ''Superfudge''

--> '''Mrs. Hildebrandt''', to the bird: Oh, parlez vous Francais?
--> '''Uncle Feather''': Bonjour, stupid!

** And it all finally comes to a head that night when Anne makes him lamb chops. Fudge refuses them and Warren is coming to the end of his rope, telling Fudge that "The next time you won't eat something, you'll wear it!". Fudge demands cereal instead. Fudge then refuses to eat the cereal. His father ''marches'' him to the bathtub and ''[[FoodSlap upends the entire bowl of cereal over his head]]''. Although this may border on child abuse due to ValuesDissonance, it's still pretty funny. Also counts as a CrowningMomentOfAwesome.

!!For ''Otherwise Known As Sheila The Great''
* Sheila, Mouse, Jill, and Sondra teaming up against Libby and her friend Maryanne when they threaten to tell Sheila and Libby's mom about the fight going on with the models in Sheila's room, going "blah blah blah".
* When the girls sneak into Mouse's home to play hide and seek while her mom's away. The house is locked, so they have to use the cellar door... [[OhCrap and Sondra gets stuck]]. As everyone freaks out over how to get her out, Sheila realizes [[WeCouldHaveAvoidedAllThis the whole thing could have been avoided]] if one of them used the cellar door and unlocked the front door, so the rest could go in like normal people.

* When the girls sneak into Mouse's home to play hide and seek while her mom's away. The house is locked, so they have to use the cellar door... [[OhCrap and Sondra gets stuck]]. As everyone freaks out over how to get her out, Sheila realizes [[WeCouldHaveAvoidedThisPlot the whole thing could have been avoided]] if one of them used the cellar door and unlocked the front door, so the rest could go in like normal people.

* Sheila, Mouse, Jill, and Sondra teaming up against Libby and her friend Maryanne when they threaten to tell Sheila and Libby's mom about the fight going on with the models in Sheila's room, going "blah blah blah".

* The entirety of the "My Brother the Dog" chapter: To summarize, Fudge, for no apparent reason, refuses to eat anything. Later on, as the title states, he starts acting like a dog, only eating food when it's on the floor. The family decides to play along with it, but it eventually escalates.

* Fudge goes through a period when he refuses to eat. His father loses patience with Fudge and tells him that "The next time you won't eat something, you'll wear it!". Later that evening, Fudge's mother makes him lamb chops, and Fudge demands cereal instead. Fudge then refuses to eat the cereal. His father ''marches'' him to the bathtub and ''[[FoodSlap upends the entire bowl of cereal over his head]]''. Although this may border on child abuse due to ValuesDissonance, it's still pretty funny. Also counts as a CrowningMomentOfAwesome.
** Later in the same book, at a hamburger restaurant, Fudge shouts "Eat it or wear it!" and dumps a bowl of peas over his head.
* Also related, Peter's mom freaks out when Fudge refuses to eat. Peter tells her "He'll eat when he's hungry." His mother ignores him and takes Fudge to a doctor... who tells her the same thing. Peter points this out and adds that he did it ''for free''. His mother continues to ignore him and takes Fudge to ''two more doctors'' until one tells her what she wants to hear (ie, that she should make Fudge his favorite foods and give him whatever he wants in order to induce him to eat).

* Also related, Peter's mom freaks out when Fudge refuses to eat. Peter tells her "He'll eat when he's hungry." His mother ignores him and takes Fudge to a doctor... who tells her the same thing. Peter points this out and adds that he did it ''for free''. His mother continues to ignore him and takes Fudge to ''two more doctors'' until one tells her what she wants to hear (ie, that she should make Fudge his favorite foods and give him whatever he wants in order to induce him to eat).

* Fudge goes through a period when he refuses to eat. His father loses patience with Fudge and tells him that "The next time you won't eat something, you'll wear it!". Later that evening, Fudge's mother makes him lamb chops, and Fudge demands cereal instead. Fudge then refuses to eat the cereal. His father ''marches'' him to the bathtub and ''upends the entire bowl of cereal over his head''. Although this may border on child abuse due to ValuesDissonance, it's still pretty funny. Also counts as a CrowningMomentOfAwesome.

* Fudge's father taking Fudge into the bathroom and [[FoodSlap dumping a whole bowl of cereal on top of his head]] when he gets fed up with Fudge refusing to eat his food. Although this may border on child abuse due to ValuesDissonance, it's still pretty funny.

* Fudge's father taking Fudge into the bathroom and [[FoodSlap dumping a whole bowl of cereal on top of his head]] when he gets fed up with Fudge refusing to eat his food. Although this may border on child abuse due to ValuesDissonance, it's still pretty funny.

* Fudge's father taking Fudge into the bathroom and dumping a whole bowl of cereal on top of his head when he gets fed up with Fudge refusing to eat his food. Although this may border on child abuse due to ValuesDissonance, it's still pretty funny.