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* Freeman calmly and happily dubs a hiding scientist "Mister Fantastic", pulls a VerbalBackspace, and settles on calling him "Doctor Amazing". For no apparent reason (then again, it could just be Freeman being [[CloudCuckooLander Freeman]]).

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* Freeman calmly and happily dubs a hiding scientist [[ComicBook/FantasticFour "Mister Fantastic", Fantastic"]], pulls a VerbalBackspace, and settles on calling him "Doctor Amazing". For no apparent reason (then again, it could just be Freeman being [[CloudCuckooLander Freeman]]).



* After a moment where Freeman burns some zombies to death and ruefully notes "This isn't why I got into physics.", he follows it up with a humorous, cynical jab at the nonchalant attitude people in Black Mesa East had.

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* After a moment where Freeman burns some zombies to death and ruefully notes notes, "This isn't why I got into physics.", physics," he follows it up with a humorous, cynical jab at the nonchalant attitude people in Black Mesa East had.
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-->'''Freeman:''' Today's special is a wooden pallet. My name is Gordon, can I take your order? '''*sees a headcrab*''' I'll get a kids' menu.

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-->'''Freeman:''' Today's special is a wooden pallet. My name is Gordon, can I take your order? '''*sees ''(sees a headcrab*''' headcrab)'' I'll get a kids' menu.



--->'''Freeman:''' Fuck this, I don't need this job! I know you weren't gonna tip, either! Fucking dinner shift, man. Is this how you behave at home?

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--->'''Freeman:''' Fuck this, I don't need this job! I know you weren't gonna tip, either! Fucking dinner shift, man. Is this how you behave at home?home?!
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** When Gordon is leaving down the hallway, we get this gem:
--->'''Gordon''' ''[looking back at the two scientists]'': DON'T LOOK AT ME!\\
''[The scientist staring at him turns away]''
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-->'''Freeman:''' "But why are there no doors here? Did I ''actually'' enter this room in the correct manner? Maybe the room itself is alive. Uhm… [reaches end of belt and is dropped into [[SoftWater water]] far below] ''[[OhCrap OH MY GOD I'M GONNA D]]''-"
* "I'm not a leper! I shouldn't have to stand for [[{{Squick}} meat dandruff!]]"

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-->'''Freeman:''' "But why are there no doors here? Did I ''actually'' enter this room in the correct manner? Maybe the room itself is alive. Uhm… Uhm…" [reaches end of belt and is dropped into [[SoftWater water]] far below] ''[[OhCrap ''"[[OhCrap OH MY GOD I'M GONNA D]]''-"
D]]--"''
* "I'm not a leper! I shouldn't have to stand for [[{{Squick}} meat dandruff!]]"dandruff]]!"



--> "Well, I suppose this is good preparation for later in life if I get Alzheimer's. I'll wake up not remembering everything but I'll still be able to escape the retirement home. Wait, what am I saying? I'm not gonna get Alzheimer's! People who stay mentally active are resistant against that and I [[InsufferableGenius mentally dominate]] ''[[InsufferableGenius everyone!]]'' When I get old, I'm gonna buy that walking cane I saw that secretly transforms into a sword and scare the hell out of anyone that doesnt show me ''respect!''"

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--> "Well, I suppose this is good preparation for later in life if I get Alzheimer's. I'll wake up not remembering everything but I'll still be able to escape the retirement home. Wait, what am I saying? I'm not gonna get Alzheimer's! People who stay mentally active are resistant against that and I [[InsufferableGenius mentally dominate]] ''[[InsufferableGenius everyone!]]'' everyone]]''! When I get old, I'm gonna buy that walking cane I saw that secretly transforms into a sword and scare the hell out of anyone that doesnt doesn't show me ''respect!''"''respect''!"
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** The sole fact that Ross changed Kleiner's entire characterization ''without'' changing any of Kleiner's lines or scripting.
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* When you take Ross's normally deadpan voice, strip out all subtlety and eloquence, and turn it into [[GutturalGrowler the voice of Cookie Monster going full]] BloodKnight, you get a whole episode that's ''loaded'' with funny moments and lines. Some examples:

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* When you take Ross's normally deadpan voice, strip out all subtlety and eloquence, and turn it into [[GutturalGrowler the voice of Cookie Monster going full]] full BloodKnight, you get a whole episode that's ''loaded'' with funny moments and lines. Some examples:
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* Freeman finally gets to try the Gravity Gun, only to learn that -- unlike the games -- [[SurprisinglyRealisticOutcome "equal but opposite reaction" is in full effect here]], and every shot sends ''him'' flying as well as the target object.

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* Freeman finally gets to try the Gravity Gun, only to learn that -- unlike the games -- [[SurprisinglyRealisticOutcome "equal but opposite reaction" is in full effect here]], here, and every shot sends ''him'' flying as well as the target object.
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* After a moment where Freeman burns some zombies to death and ruefully notes "This isn't why I got into physics.", he follows it up with a humorous, cynical jab at the nonchalant attitude people in Black Mesa East had.
-->'''Freeman:''' This is why I can't talk to all these happy-go-lucky people. "How ya doin' Dr. Freeman? Ahyuck!" [imitates zombie yowl]
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* "I can't believe I fell off the building! ''There is no crowd-surfing in Hell!''".

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* "I can't believe I fell off the building! ''There is no crowd-surfing in Hell!''".Hell!''"



* "You know, chicks dig scars, but I think there's a limit. It's probably a bell curve. If people start calling me "blender face", this is gonna work against me."

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* "You know, chicks dig scars, but I think there's a limit. It's probably a bell curve. If people start calling me "blender face", 'blender face', this is gonna work against me."
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-->'''Freeman:''' Is this an event? Am I the judge? Was I supposed to judge that? Well, you missed me, ''and'' the roof, so I give that a ten. Thought I usually don't operate on a number scale. It's a "hit me and I shoot you in the face" scale. There's not much of a spectrum there.

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-->'''Freeman:''' Is this an event? Am I the judge? Was I supposed to judge that? Well, you missed me, ''and'' the roof, so I give that a ten. Thought Though I usually don't operate on a number scale. It's a "hit me and I shoot you in the face" scale. There's not much of a spectrum there.
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--?'''Freeman:''' Another test! Step #1: remove explosives. That's the first test. Step #2: don't literally cut my own head off. That ''would'' make a better show, but you can find someone else for that. Step #3 - '''(the blade goes ''flying'' off)''' - I didn't fail the test; the test failed ''me!'' Yeah, that's the part they leave out on ''[[Series/MacGyver1985 MacGyver]]'': how all this cobbled-together engineering tends to fall apart in a few minutes.

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--?'''Freeman:''' -->'''Freeman:''' Another test! Step #1: remove explosives. That's the first test. Step #2: don't literally cut my own head off. That ''would'' make a better show, but you can find someone else for that. Step #3 - '''(the blade goes ''flying'' off)''' - I didn't fail the test; the test failed ''me!'' Yeah, that's the part they leave out on ''[[Series/MacGyver1985 MacGyver]]'': how all this cobbled-together engineering tends to fall apart in a few minutes.
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[[folder:Episode 19]]
* After taking a flying leap into a water tank:
-->'''Freeman:''' I wanted to do a flip, but I wasn't 100% sure I wouldn't hit the rim. This isn't basketball: I lose all my points if I hit the rim, especially with my head.
* After a fast zombie breaks through a door:
-->'''Freeman:''' Oh my God! ''Outside!'' You're worse than salesmen! Door-to-door salesman were kind of dying off, though. It was probably dangerous. I wonder if someone ever blew one away with a shotgun? It ''had'' to have happened.
** Then another one smashes through a skylight.
--->'''Freeman:''' Are you fucking ''kidding me?'' You have the entire outdoors to play in, but no! You have to choose this ''one room!'' This room sucks anyway. You can have it. It won't even keep the rain out now. You can have fun attacking the trash, or something. Or eat it, maybe.
** "Nope. You are ''not'' Santa Claus."
* Apparently Ravenholm reminds Freeman of the neighborhood his friend Harry used to live in, where junkies climbed the walls and shotgun fire only scared ''some'' of them off. He starts reminiscing about the time Harry's dad put a bear trap in their chimney, only for a burglar to fall in head-first and the trap to take his head clean off. And in the middle of this reminiscence, [[BigLippedAlligatorMoment a zombie suddenly plummets past the elevator shaft out of nowhere]], much to Freeman's brief confusion.
* Freeman encounters his first poison headcrab zombie, and immediately christens it "Lumpy".
* Freeman wonders how much time passed between [[VideoGame/HalfLife1 the Black Mesa incident]] and the moment he woke up on the train in City 17.
-->'''Freeman:''' It might have been a few days, because I felt pretty good this morning. Physically. Mentally, the nightmare never really stopped.
* After blasting yet another headcrab:
-->'''Freeman:''' Soccer ''evolved''.
* When some barrels fall to the ground several feet in front of Freeman:
-->'''Freeman:''' You missed! '''(another barrel falls)''' ''Still'' missed!
* Freeman calls another poison zombie "The Hunchback of God Dame".
* When Freeman starts running low on ammo due to the constant onslaught of zombies:
-->'''Freeman:''' That is the one upside to shooting cops: they have bullets on them. You guys are a dead end in the bullet economy. I'm not running a charity here!
* Freeman witnesses a literal ''conga line'' of zombies coming out of an alley, and gets the brilliant idea to take them all out with a single explosive barrel. Unfortunately, all but the one in front get stuck, so it doesn't end up working.
-->'''Freeman:''' Eh, this is what I get for trying to be clever. You out-''dumbed'' me.
* Immediately afterwards, Freeman finds a spinning blade trap.
--?'''Freeman:''' Another test! Step #1: remove explosives. That's the first test. Step #2: don't literally cut my own head off. That ''would'' make a better show, but you can find someone else for that. Step #3 - '''(the blade goes ''flying'' off)''' - I didn't fail the test; the test failed ''me!'' Yeah, that's the part they leave out on ''[[Series/MacGyver1985 MacGyver]]'': how all this cobbled-together engineering tends to fall apart in a few minutes.
* Freeman's not letting a single headcrab get away.
-->'''Freeman:''' No, today is ''not'' "Loose End Day". Check your calendars! You'll see I'm right!
* "One shell! Two shells! Three shells! Fooooooooooooour shells. Two! I have two shells left! This message was brought to you by ''Broken Economy Series/SesameStreet''."
* When a lone poison headcrab literally ''leaps over a building'' trying to get at Freeman:
-->'''Freeman:''' Is this an event? Am I the judge? Was I supposed to judge that? Well, you missed me, ''and'' the roof, so I give that a ten. Thought I usually don't operate on a number scale. It's a "hit me and I shoot you in the face" scale. There's not much of a spectrum there.
* "I can't believe I fell off the building! ''There is no crowd-surfing in Hell!''".
* "Jesus, Zombie [[UsefulNotes/MichaelJordan Jordan]]! Back off, I don't have the ball! ''I don't have the ball!'' Fuck you! ''REF!''"
* Freeman finally runs out of shotgun ammo.
-->'''Freeman:''' Oh, shit, I'm spent, I forgot! '''(whips out his magnum)''' [[PunctuatedForEmphasis That's! What! The! Sidearms! Are for!]]
* "You know, chicks dig scars, but I think there's a limit. It's probably a bell curve. If people start calling me "blender face", this is gonna work against me."
* Freeman is ''not'' happy to find out he's [[DoorToBefore back where he started]] at the end of the episode.
-->'''Freeman:''' Oh, for God's sake, I ''am'' going in circles! Great, now I'm ''thinking'' like a blender face!
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* The alternate ending presented in the stinger, in which Gordon refuses the offer G-Man proposes to him, and gets teleported to a new location with tons and tons of enemies in ''G-Invasion'' which means they're all reskinned with a G-Man model onto their skeletons, while [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JLZWv7DsvxE goofy-sounding background music]] plays. Gordon is very quick to change his mind and starts pleading to be able to take the other option.
-->'''Freeman:''' (facing a G-Man/Gonarch creature) DON'T EAT ME!!!

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* The alternate ending presented in Getting {{Teleport Spam}}med to the stinger, same pocket dimension 4 times in which Gordon refuses the offer G-Man proposes to him, and gets teleported to a new location with tons and tons of enemies in ''G-Invasion'' which means they're all reskinned with row.
-->'''Freeman on 1st visit:''' (panicked) Okay! Water! I can do water!
-->'''Freeman on 2nd visit:''' (seeing
a G-Man model onto their skeletons, while [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JLZWv7DsvxE goofy-sounding background music]] plays. Gordon is very quick to change his mind and starts pleading to be able to take the other option.
-->'''Freeman:''' (facing a G-Man/Gonarch creature) DON'T EAT ME!!!
gargantua) Water. Big. Wait-
-->'''Freeman on 3rd visit:''' (businesslike) Okay, guess I'm getting cleaned up?
-->'''Freeman on 4th visit:''' (resigned) Ugh. Fucking swan dive purgatory.



* The credits at the end are just stupid comments on the episodes made by five year olds alongside behind the scenes footage of all the weird errors that occurred while filming the series.
** [[LongList The sheer length of "What game is this" comments is staggering.]]
** Closely followed by a list of comments people who not only don't know what game it is (which is mind-blowing enough, but, well, the game's name isn't mentioned in the video titles, after all) but also completely fail to grasp the point of the entire series, and question whether ''Freeman's thoughts are part of the game.''
** There is also a lengthy list of comments saying that Ross' voice sounds like other people like Will Ferrel, Ray Romano, or the pig from Toy Story.


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* The credits at the end are just stupid comments on the episodes made by five year olds alongside behind the scenes footage of all the weird errors that occurred while filming the series.
** [[LongList The sheer length of "What game is this" comments is staggering.]]
** Closely followed by a list of comments by people who not only don't know what game it is (which is mind-blowing enough, but, well, the game's name isn't mentioned in the video titles, after all) but also completely fail to grasp the point of the entire series, and question whether ''Freeman's thoughts are part of the game.''
** There is also a lengthy list of comments saying that Ross' voice sounds like other people like Will Ferrel, Ray Romano, or the pig from Toy Story.
* The alternate ending presented in the stinger, in which Gordon refuses the offer G-Man proposes to him, and gets teleported to a new location with tons and tons of enemies in ''G-Invasion'' which means they're all reskinned with a G-Man model onto their skeletons, while [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JLZWv7DsvxE goofy-sounding background music]] plays. Gordon is very quick to change his mind and starts pleading to be able to take the other option.
-->'''Freeman:''' (facing a G-Man/Gonarch creature) DON'T EAT ME!!!
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* "They can blow up the damn dam for all I care! ''(briefly wanders out of cover and narrowly avoids getting blown up)'' Dammit! Pretty surWanted to add thate this is unconstitutional, even cops aren't allowed to [[ThereIsNoKillLikeOverkill mortar people]]. I mean what happened? Was there an emergency session of congress to vote on bombing me!?"

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* "They can blow up the damn dam for all I care! ''(briefly wanders out of cover and narrowly avoids getting blown up)'' Dammit! Pretty surWanted to add thate sure this is unconstitutional, even cops aren't allowed to [[ThereIsNoKillLikeOverkill mortar people]]. I mean what happened? Was there an emergency session of congress to vote on bombing me!?"
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* When you take Ross's normally deadpan voice, strip out all subtlety and eloquence, and replace it with [[GutturalGrowler the voice of Cookie Monster going full]] BloodKnight, you get a whole episode that's ''loaded'' with funny moments and lines. Some examples:

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* When you take Ross's normally deadpan voice, strip out all subtlety and eloquence, and replace turn it with into [[GutturalGrowler the voice of Cookie Monster going full]] BloodKnight, you get a whole episode that's ''loaded'' with funny moments and lines. Some examples:



-->''[after being surprised by a pinky demon]'' I FUCKIN' HATE THOSE GORILLA PIGS! I WANNA' TRY GRINDIN' 'EM UP AND MAKE BURGERS OUT OF THEM, but I don't have a grill...

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-->''[after being surprised by a pinky demon]'' I FUCKIN' HATE THOSE GORILLA PIGS! I WANNA' WANNA TRY GRINDIN' 'EM UP AND MAKE BURGERS OUT OF THEM, but I don't have a grill...



* After shooting at an imp through a barred window, it starts screaming. Doom Guy gets so annoyed by this that he ignores the next part of the level he's supposed to go through and runs across an acid bath ''just to shut the imp up.''
* In the last room before the exit, Doom Guy takes out a shotgun zombie with an exploding barrel. The flames almost touch him and he goes "Woo! Is it getting warm in here?" This results in an image of him finishing the rest of the level with his hair on fire, no fucks given.

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* After shooting at an imp through a barred window, it starts screaming. Doom Guy gets so annoyed by this that he ignores the next part of the level he's supposed to go through and runs across an acid bath ''just to shut the imp up.''
up''.
* In the last room before the exit, Doom Guy takes out a shotgun zombie with an exploding barrel. The flames almost touch him and he goes says, "Woo! Is it getting warm in here?" This results in an image of him finishing the rest of the level with his hair on fire, no fucks given.
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--->'''Freeman:''' Oh, ''this'' again? Well, ''I'' have glasses. ''*[[InstantlyProvenWrong bullets immediately start hitting the boat]]*'' [[OhCrap OH, OH!]] [[SkewedPriorities YOU'RE DENTING THE FRAME]]!

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--->'''Freeman:''' Oh, ''this'' again? Well, ''I'' have glasses. ''*[[InstantlyProvenWrong bullets immediately start hitting the boat]]*'' [[OhCrap OH, OH!]] [[SkewedPriorities YOU'RE HE'S DENTING THE FRAME]]!
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--->'''Freeman:''' Welcome to Grenadier Gordon's Grenade Emporium! Our prices are so low, we're ''giving'' them away! Have a grenade! Give one to your friend! Give one to your family! Give one to your neighbor! Give one to your ''boss!''

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--->'''Freeman:''' Welcome to Grenadier Gordon's Grenade Emporium! Our prices are so low, we're ''giving'' them away! Have a grenade! Give one to your friend! Give one to your family! Give one to your neighbor! Give one to your ''boss!''''boss''!



--->'''Freeman:''' For our less discerning customers, we also have ''bullets.'' Grenades require a more refined palate.

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--->'''Freeman:''' For our less discerning customers, we also have ''bullets.'' ''bullets''. Grenades require a more refined palate.



--->'''Freeman:''' Don't try to haggle with me, you savages! All prices are ''final!''
** His only criticism with the grenades is the way they're designed, and proceeds to imagine a grenade shaped like a potato.[[note]]Funnily enough, there is such a thing. the OF-15 hand grenade looks a lot like a potato.[[/note]]
--->'''Freeman:''' Then the cops would be like "Oh look, he's throwing potatoes at us, hur hur!" ''Hot'' potato, [[ThisIsForEmphasisBitch bitch]].
* Shortly after taking out another camera bot, Gordon imagines that he had to have looked badass on the camera, and hopes they use that picture for his wanted poster.

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--->'''Freeman:''' Don't try to haggle with me, you savages! All prices are ''final!''
''final''!
** His only criticism with the grenades is the way they're designed, and proceeds to imagine a grenade shaped like a potato.[[note]]Funnily enough, there is such a thing. thing; the OF-15 hand grenade looks a lot like a potato.[[/note]]
--->'''Freeman:''' Then the cops would be like like, "Oh look, he's throwing potatoes at us, hur hur!" ''Hot'' potato, [[ThisIsForEmphasisBitch bitch]].
* Shortly after taking out another camera bot, Gordon imagines that he had to have looked badass on the camera, camera and hopes they use that picture for his wanted poster.
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'''Freeman:''' I know, right? ''(the grenade goes off)'' The Greeks say moderation in all things. I'm not Greek! GRENAAA-- ''(sees they're all dead and sounds genuinely disappointed)'' Oh. Okay. Well, it's not fun if nobody else is playing.

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'''Freeman:''' I know, right? ''(the grenade goes off)'' The Greeks say moderation in all things. I'm not Greek! GRENAAA-- GRENA-- ''(sees they're all dead and sounds genuinely disappointed)'' Oh. Okay. Well, it's not fun if nobody else is playing.
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* After finding a box of grenades, Freeman is... ecstatic to say the least.

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* After finding a box of grenades, Freeman is... ecstatic ecstatic, to say the least.



'''Freeman:''' I know, right? ''(tossing another one)'' GRENAAAADE! The Greeks say moderation in all things. I'm not Greek. GRENAAA-- ''(sees they're all dead, and sounds genuinely disappointed)'' Oh. Okay. Well, it's not fun if nobody else is playing.

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'''Freeman:''' I know, right? ''(tossing another one)'' GRENAAAADE! ''(the grenade goes off)'' The Greeks say moderation in all things. I'm not Greek. Greek! GRENAAA-- ''(sees they're all dead, dead and sounds genuinely disappointed)'' Oh. Okay. Well, it's not fun if nobody else is playing.
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---> '''Freeman:''' Oh, that was bad. He shot first; that is ''not'' how we do things now! I'm slipping! The thing is, my freakout-o-meter has never really gone down this entire time, but I can't be 100% vigilant at all times! I j-- ''I NEED DRUGS!''

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---> '''Freeman:''' Oh, that was bad. He shot first; that is ''not'' how we do things now! I'm slipping! The thing is, my freakout-o-meter freak-out-o-meter has never really gone down this entire time, but I can't be 100% vigilant at all times! I j-- ''I NEED DRUGS!''just...I need ''drugs''!
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** It's driven further home by [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BlMxvqkumm0 this blooper]] where the boat shaking due to a physics glitch is interpreted as the engine breaking down, forcing Gordon to abandon it in a hurry.

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** It's driven further home by [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BlMxvqkumm0 this blooper]] where the boat shaking due to from a physics glitch is interpreted as the engine breaking down, forcing Gordon to abandon it in a hurry.fast.
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** And to ice this cake of hilarity, Ross Scott posted a [[https://youtu.be/HJqZJaaP358 blooper of this scene]] in which Freeman tries to leave the boat only to get off on the wrong side and fall right to the bottom of the water. After the initial surprise and panic comes a muffled utterance of pure defeat.

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** And to ice this cake of hilarity, Ross Scott posted a [[https://youtu.be/HJqZJaaP358 blooper of this scene]] in which Freeman tries to leave the boat only to get fall off on the wrong side and fall sink right to the bottom of the water. After the initial surprise and panic comes a muffled utterance of pure defeat.
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* Gordon describing the Breencasts as "''Series/MaxHeadroom'' for old people." Then, after listening to it for a bit, and still thinking he's in Hawaii, he concludes that it's a time-share infomercial.

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* Gordon describing the Breencasts as as, "''Series/MaxHeadroom'' for old people." Then, after listening to it for a bit, bit and still thinking he's in Hawaii, he concludes that it's a time-share timeshare infomercial.



'''Freeman:''' Who are ''you?!''\\

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'''Freeman:''' Who are ''you?!''\\''you''?!\\



--->'''Freeman:''' (Sounding like he had the wind knocked out of him) Okay, that...almost worked...

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--->'''Freeman:''' (Sounding ''(sounding like he had the wind knocked out of him) him)'' Okay, that...almost worked...



---> '''Freeman:''' Oh, that was bad. He shot first; that is ''not'' how we do things now! I'm slipping! The thing is, my freakout-o-meter has never really gone down this entire time, but I can't be 100% vigilant at all times! I j- ''I NEED DRUGS!''

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---> '''Freeman:''' Oh, that was bad. He shot first; that is ''not'' how we do things now! I'm slipping! The thing is, my freakout-o-meter has never really gone down this entire time, but I can't be 100% vigilant at all times! I j- j-- ''I NEED DRUGS!''



** Just before that, he was considering making a run to some nearby empty looking apartment buildings before he faintly heard the broadcast. After hearing the word 'messianic', Freeman thinks it might be the voice of god, before going inside and seeing said broadcast, realizing it was just the acoustics making it audible outside.

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** Just before that, he was considering making a run to some nearby empty looking apartment buildings before he faintly heard the broadcast. After hearing the word 'messianic', "messianic", Freeman thinks it might be the voice of god, God, before going inside and seeing said broadcast, realizing it was just the acoustics making it audible outside.



-->'''Freeman:''' (Tossing grenades into a room of combine) [[LargeHam GRENAAAADE!]]\\
'''Combine officer:''' Grenade!\\
'''Freeman:''' I know right? (tossing another one) GRENAAAADE! The Greeks say moderation in all things. I'm not Greek. GRENAAA-- (sees they're all dead, and sounds genuinely disappointed) Oh. Okay. Well, it's not fun if nobody else is playing.

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-->'''Freeman:''' (Tossing ''(tossing grenades into a room of combine) Metrocops)'' [[LargeHam GRENAAAADE!]]\\
'''Combine officer:''' '''Metrocop:''' Grenade!\\
'''Freeman:''' I know know, right? (tossing ''(tossing another one) one)'' GRENAAAADE! The Greeks say moderation in all things. I'm not Greek. GRENAAA-- (sees ''(sees they're all dead, and sounds genuinely disappointed) disappointed)'' Oh. Okay. Well, it's not fun if nobody else is playing.

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* Ross posted a [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kz-OogTyOvY blooper]] from the episode where Gordon steps over a cardboard box, and the physics on the box glitch out, catapulting him forwards at breakneck speed as he screams in terror. After he lands, he turns back towards the box and just says, "Cardboard!" in an exasperated tone as if this type of thing happens all the time.

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* Ross posted a [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kz-OogTyOvY blooper]] from the episode scene where Gordon steps over a cardboard box, and the physics on the box glitch out, catapulting him forwards forward at breakneck speed as he screams in terror. After he lands, he turns back towards the box and just says, "Cardboard!" in an exasperated tone as if this type of thing happens all the time.



** And to ice this cake of hilarity, Ross Scott [[https://youtu.be/HJqZJaaP358 posted a blooper of this scene]] in which Freeman tries to leave the boat only to get off on the wrong side and fall right to the bottom of the water. After the initial surprise and panic comes a muffled utterance of pure defeat.

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** And to ice this cake of hilarity, Ross Scott posted a [[https://youtu.be/HJqZJaaP358 posted a blooper of this scene]] in which Freeman tries to leave the boat only to get off on the wrong side and fall right to the bottom of the water. After the initial surprise and panic comes a muffled utterance of pure defeat.





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** It's driven further home by [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BlMxvqkumm0 this blooper]] where the boat shaking due to a physics glitch is interpreted as the engine breaking down, forcing Gordon to abandon it in a hurry.
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** And to ice this cake of hilarity, Ross Scott [[https://youtu.be/HJqZJaaP358 posted a blooper of this scene]] in which Freeman tries to exit the boat, only to fall straight through the bottom. After the initial surprise and panic comes a muffled utterance of pure defeat.

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** And to ice this cake of hilarity, Ross Scott [[https://youtu.be/HJqZJaaP358 posted a blooper of this scene]] in which Freeman tries to exit leave the boat, boat only to get off on the wrong side and fall straight through right to the bottom.bottom of the water. After the initial surprise and panic comes a muffled utterance of pure defeat.
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--->'''Gordon:''' Return to sender!

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--->'''Gordon:''' Return Yeah, safety first, assholes! Sure, this may be a radioactive waste dump being bombed by zombies, but that's no reason not to sender!have standards!



-->'''Freeman:''' If you turned that in on the exam, I would ''fail'' you!

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-->'''Freeman:''' -->'''Gordon:''' If you turned that in on the exam, I would ''fail'' you!

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