History Funny / FreaksAndGeeks

** Mr. and Mrs. Weir listening to [[Music/TheWho "Squeeze Box"]]. For once Mr. Weir's NewMediaAreEvil position is right; he realizes that the song is pure sexual innuendo from the very first lyric... Meanwhile, Mrs. Weir earnestly insists it's just about an accordion.

* This conversation from "The Garage Door:"
--> '''Neal:''' I woke up this morning and guess what I found on the edge of my bed?
--> '''Bill:''' A turd?
--> '''Neal:''' ...[[SarcasmMode Yes, Bill, a turd.]]
--> '''Bill:''' Ew, gross.

* Harold pissing himself with laughter at Neal's ventriloquism act. Hell, Harold being drunk is hilarious by itself.

* The Secret Service Agent (played by Ben Stiller) transforming from a stiff, formal Jerkass that takes his job very seriously into an insecure 'student' suddenly whinging about his job and asking Mr Rosso for some basic careers advice (and filling out an aptitude test) in back to back scenes.

* The Secret Service Agent (played by Ben Stiller) transforming from a stiff, formal [[Jerkass]] that takes his job very seriously into an insecure 'student' suddenly whinging about his job and asking Mr Rosso for some basic careers advice (and filling out an aptitude test) in back to back scenes.

* The Freaks during their band practice sessions in "I Am The Band."

* In "The Diary", Bill, frustrated at always being the last picked for baseball and at how Coach Fredricks handles the situation, {{Prank Call}}s him with a rambling series of insults. Coach Fredricks writes out the whole speech and calls students individually to read it out loud to him so he can recognize the culprit by voice: Neal decides to read it while impersonating Creator/WilliamShatner.

--> Mr Weir: Who did this to you?
--> Sam: (pointedly looking at Lindsay, who egged him) Just some freaks.
--> Mrs. Weir: Freaks? You mean like circus freaks?
--> Mr. Weir: Jean, I don't think there's bearded ladies running around throwing eggs at kids. He means hippies.
** Mr. and Mrs. Weir listening to [[Music/TheWho "Squeeze Box"]]. For once Mr. Weir's NewMediaAreEvil position is right - he realizes that the song is pure sexual innuendo from the very first lyric... Meanwhile Mrs. Weir earnestly insists it's just about an accordion.

* In "The Diary", Bill, frustrated at always being the last picked for baseball and at how Coach Fredricks handles the situation, {{Prank Call}}s him with a rambling series of insults. Coach Fredricks writes out the whole speech and calls students individually to read it out loud to him so he can recognize the culprit by voice: Neal decides to read it while impersonating WilliamShatner.

--> '''Neil:''' I woke up this morning and guess what I found on the edge of my bed?

--> '''Neil:''' ...[[SarcasmMode Yes, Bill, a turd.]]

* Neil playing SpinTheBottle. It lands on Bill every time, even after Neil makes him change places with someone else.

* Lindsey stoned. She says God isn't logic and then get paranoid that she just exists in the dream of the dog of the people whose children she is babysitting.

* "Screw you, I'm hilarious."

* Nick's underwear, seen when he stays with the Weirs.

* Lindsay bursting into laughter in "Tests and Breasts" after hearing Daniel tell the adults in the room a big sob story about how he was told he was dumb as a child. She's laughing because she fell for the same sob story earlier. The adults have no idea what's going on and think she's high.

* Nick's underwear, seen when he stays with the Weirs.

-->'''Ken:''' I know. I've been winning at quarters all night.

* Lindsay's "Sam, you have a beautiful body" speech.

* Lindsey first party. Sam, Bill and Neil swap the keg with a non-alcoholic one. Everyone acts wasted anyway.

-->'''Ken:''' I know. I've been winning at quarters all night.

* From "Dead Dogs and Gym Teachers", we have Nick's [[SoBadItsGood hilariously awful]] love song for Lindsay, [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8iBccVAiyy8 'Lady L']], followed by Ken [[RockersSmashGuitars doing him a favour]].