History Funny / Flashpoint

!Funny moments for the comic book ''Comicbook/{{Flashpoint}}'':

* Frankenstein facing off against a Nazi superhero guarding Hitler's bunker. The exchange goes as such:
--> '''Nazi Superman''': Come to me, jigsaw man! Come feel the strength and glory of the motherland squeeze the life from your-
--> '''Frankenstein''': '''Shut up.''' *Stabs him dead with The Sword of Michael*
* Element Woman introducing herself in the fourth issue:
--> '''Element Woman''': My name's Emily Sung, but my top secret code name is '''Element Woman'''! Anyone want a juice box? I brought extra.
* Barry getting stuck in traffic driving to Wayne Manor. He looks at the truck in front of him, which has a bumper sticker reading "I Brake For '''Nobody'''" and slams him head against the car horn. You can tell he's not used to having to travel so slowly.
* Hal Jordan never became Green Lantern, something Barry notes... along with the fact he ''still'' couldn't manage to marry Carol Ferris. That's just so perky a reflexion.
* Flash ''knows'' Batman has a plan, he has a special growl when it's the case - [[spoiler:don't you try to deny, Dr Wayne, [[SharedFamilyQuirk your son did the same]], so explain!]]

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--->'''Spike''': Because he named it "[[ExactlyWhatItSaysOnTheTim Dummy_account]]".

--->'''Spike''': Because he named it "Dummy_account".

* In the finale, Spike needs acetone to defuse a bomb, so he rushes outside and breathlessly asks if anyone has nail polish remover (acetone is a common ingredient in this product). Peoples' initial reaction is to stare at him like he's crazy and he has to yell, "I'm serious!"

--> '''Lou''': Aw it's okay. At least you called.
* In ''Attention Shoppers'', Spike and Parker's reaction to the vague and conflicting witness statements the team is getting in regards to a mall shooting.

-->'''Spike:''' Three teenage girls, four teenage girls, three girls and a boy...could be seven orangutans.\\

* In "First in Line," Sam is eager to be a part of the team on his first mission. So Ed gives him serious and detailed instructions...to get them coffee from the closest Tim Horton's.
--> '''Ed''': Look, there's something I need you to do. Alright, see these stairs here, where we came in, right? I need you to do reverse entry, across this hallway to these doors here. I need you to go through, now be careful because that is a big road. I want you to cross. I want you to make an entry into this Timmy's.
--> '''Sam''': *looks flabbergasted*
--> '''Ed''': I'll have a double-double.

* IN "First in Line" when [[CowboyCop Sam]] continuously advocated gung ho solutions to a hostage situation, Ed finally gets fed up and grabs a map of the building they're in.

'''Sam:''' ''You serious?''

** Not to mention the value of a little GilbertAndSullivan singing to placate an annoyed wife for missing her parent's 40th Anniversary.

* In the finale, Spike needs acetone to defuse a bomb, so he rushes outside and breathlessly asks if anyone has nail polish remover (acetone is a common ingredient in of this product). Peoples' initial reaction is to stare at him like he's crazy and he has to yell, "I'm serious!"

* In "Element of Surprise", the team was getting ready to bust a drug dealer, with the help of undercover cops. What sells it is how deadpan Ed and Parker were.

* There is something very adorable whenever anyone (but especially Spike) talks to Babycakes.

* In one episode that the team had to work overtime, some members called their wives/girlfriends/loved ones to tell them they would be late coming home. Lewis gets a call from ''Spike'' who was standing not ten feet away from him.

--> ''(Later; Parker to Eddie)''
--> '''Parker''': Sorry about that cat thing.
--> '''Eddie''': We’ll talk about that later!
--> ''(Parker laughs)''

(Eddie looks back at Parker)

* In one episode that the team had to work overtime, some members called their wives/girlfriends/loved ones to tell them they would be late coming home. Lewis gets a call from Spike who was standing not ten feet away from him.

--> '''Lou''': Aw it's okay at least you called.