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* The ColdOpen ends with Mal gaping at the woman who's introduced herself as his wife - cue opening credits. When they're over, Mal's still gaping, implying he just stood there all that time.

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* The ColdOpen ends with Mal gaping at the woman who's introduced herself as his wife - cue opening credits. When they're over, Mal's still gaping, implying he just stood there all that time. When he finally does respond, he turns to Jayne:
-->'''Mal''': How drunk was I last night?\\
'''Jayne''': I don't know, I was passed out!


--> '''Shepherd Book''': If you take sexual advantage of her, you're going to burn in a very special level of Hell. A level they reserve for child molesters... and [[FelonyMisdemeanor people who]] ''[[FelonyMisdemeanor talk]]'' [[ArsonMurderandJaywalking at the theater]].\\

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--> '''Shepherd Book''': If you take sexual advantage of her, you're going to burn in a very special level of Hell. A level they reserve for child molesters... and [[FelonyMisdemeanor people who]] ''[[FelonyMisdemeanor talk]]'' who talk]] [[ArsonMurderandJaywalking at the theater]].\\


* Pretty much all of "Our Mrs. Reynolds" is like this, if you were to watch that episode in isolation, you'd be forgiven for assuming that ''Firefly'' is a straight-up comedy. And a damn fine one at that: Wash's stuff about juggling geese, all the exchanges regarding the "special hell" and drugged-up Inara are the parts that stand out.


-->'''Drugged up and slurring!Jayne:''' I was aimin' fer his head.

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-->'''Drugged -->'''Jayne:''' ''[Drugged up and slurring!Jayne:''' slurring]'' I was aimin' fer his 'is head.

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-->'''Jayne''': ''[[[RunningGag repeatedly]]]'' And then I stick it in?\\
'''Simon''': ''[{{Facepalm}}]''


* [[SceneryCensor The end]]. The man is sitting naked and alone in a vast desert, and yet he feels the day's gone pretty much according to plan. For once.
--> [[NakedPeopleAreFunny "That went well."]]

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* [[SceneryCensor [[InMediasRes The end]]. The man is cold open]]. Mal sitting naked and alone in a vast desert, and yet he feels the day's gone pretty much according to plan. For once.
--> [[NakedPeopleAreFunny "That "Yeah. That went well."]]



'''Wash''': No. Actually, I was wondering... '''[[SuddenlyShouting what is she doing on this ship?!]]''' ... We're in space! [[FridgeLogic How'd she get here?]]\\

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'''Wash''': No. Actually, I was wondering... '''[[SuddenlyShouting what is she doing on this ship?!]]''' ... We're in space! [[FridgeLogic How'd she get here?]]\\here?]] [[note]]Complete with Kaylee corpsing next to him.[[/note]]\\



--->'''Saffron''': ''(beat)'' ''Good'' question.

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--->'''Saffron''': ''(beat)'' ''Good'' question.''[[SarcasmMode Good point]]''.

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* Zoe's reaction to Jayne freaking out about the derelict ship:
-->'''Zoe:''' (deadpan) Jayne, you'll scare the women.


-->'''Mal''': How can you say that? How can you shame me in front of new people?

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-->'''Mal''': -->'''Mal (in drag)''': How can you say that? How can you shame me in front of new people?


-->'''Kaylee''': We tried to carry him. He's just...heavy.

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-->'''Kaylee''': We tried to carry him.him to the infirmary. He's just...heavy.


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* Kaylee explains the problem to Mal with TechnoBabble and he asks her to repeat that in "[[LaymansTerms Dummy captain-speak]]."



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* There's [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1mve-E23trk one]] that begins on a gem from Nathan Fillion that sets the tone quite nicely for the rest of it.
-->'''Nathan''': Y'know, people watch Firefly and think 'boy, you guys must have a lot of fun, you must have a great time! The hijinks, the hijinks that ensue.' Well the truth is, [[BlatantLies there are no hijinks. We're absolutely serious. We're very professional and we never, ever make mistakes]]. [{{Beat}}]. *starts fiddling with the camera* How do you turn this [[PrecisionFStrike fucking]] thing off?
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* ''Film/{{Serenity}}'' gets a rapid-fire ''chain'' of these right at the beginning, after the introduction.
-->''(piece of ship's front panel peels off, bounces off the cockpit window and flies off into space)''
-->'''Mal''': What was that?
-->'''Wash''': Did you see that?
-->'''Mal''': Was that the primary buffer panel? Did the primary buffer panel just fall off my gorram ship for no apparent reason?
-->''(ship lurches)''
-->'''Wash''': Looks like.
-->'''Mal''': I thought Kaylee just fixed the entry couplings. I have a very clear memory of...
-->'''Wash''': Well, if she can't get me some extra flow from the engines to offset the burn-through, this landing is going to get pretty interesting.
-->'''Mal''': Define "interesting."
-->'''Wash''': ''(deadpan)'' "Oh God, oh God, we're all going to die"?
-->'''Mal''': ''(pulls down intercom mic)'' This is the Captain speaking. We're having a little problem with our entry sequence, so we may experience some turbulence, and then... explode.
** Immediately after that:
--->'''Mal''': Just get us on the ground.
--->'''Wash''': That part'll happen pretty definitely!
** And a bit later:
--->'''Jayne''': Are we gonna explode? I don't wanna explode.
* The scene in the bank where River is identifying who among the hostages is going to be a hero, especially the entire silent conversation between River and Zoe that, with dialogue, would go something like this.
--> '''River''': ''*points* He's over there.''
--> '''Zoe''': ''Are you sure?''
--> '''River''': ''*sneers* who do you think I am?''
* Mal having a conversation with the vault guard at the bank while Zoe and Jayne are busy emptying it, about where he should take a shot to convince his superiors that he put up resistance.
-->'''Mal:''' The leg is fine, it'll bleed plenty and you don't have all that fuss about internal organs.\\
'''Guard:''' I was thinking more of a graze?\\
'''Mal:''' Now, you don't want it to look like you just gave up.\\
'''Guard:''' I get that.
* After the River fight in the Maidenhead some time later, Wash offers up this gem:
--> '''Wash:''' Start with the part where [[WaifFu Jayne gets knocked out by a ninety-pound girl]]...[[NeverLiveItDown cause I don't think that's ever getting old.]]
** Made even better in the outtakes when he messes up the line as "Start with the part where Jayne gets knocked out by a ninety-year-old...man...with man boobs."
*** "Oh, man!"
* Don't forget Jayne's complaint while escaping the Reavers early in the movie, after Mal chewing him out about his choice of weaponry in an earlier scene.
-->'''Jayne''': Boy, it sure would be nice if we had some ''grenades'', don't you think?
* And in the background as Mal walks away from the chewing-out:
--> '''Zoe:''' Are those grenades?\\
'''Jayne:''' Yeah, captain doesn't want 'em.\\
'''Zoe:''' Jayne, we're robbing the place. We're not occupying it.
* The [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NpMkqWKK7qg gag reel from the movie]] is a laugh goldmine all its own, including [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XdXwDhKGOtA this hilarious outtake from the movie's big space battle]]. It's made hilarious because nobody breaks character during that particular take even after it's apparent that somebody messed up.
-->'''Wash''': Dammit, I don't need a back-spaceship driver!
-->'''Mal''': '''''GET OUT OF THE WAAAAAAAAY!'''''
-->'''Wash''': That's it, fine! You wanna fly? Fuckin' fly! [Walks out] '''I'll be in my bunk'''.
** Another gem from the gag reel: [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ko-Yj6ZL9qE Nathan Fillion's alternate take on the "trap" line]].
--->'''Mal''': Did you see us fight?
--->'''Kaylee''': No.
--->'''Mal''': '''[[SuddenlyShouting TRAAAP!!!]]'''
* Any of the gag reels really from the show too. There's [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1mve-E23trk one]] that begins on a gem from Nathan Fillion that sets the tone quite nicely for the rest of it.
-->'''Nathan''': Y'know, people watch Firefly and think 'boy, you guys must have a lot of fun, you must have a great time! The hijinks, the hijinks that ensue.' Well the truth is, [[BlatantLies there are no hijinks. We're absolutely serious. We're very professional and we never, ever make mistakes]]. [{{Beat}}]. *starts fiddling with the camera* How do you turn this [[PrecisionFStrike fucking]] thing off?
* A subtle, yet very funny moment occurs after River goes WaifFu on the Space Cantina. Simon's line, followed by [[http://i42.tinypic.com/24vmlci.gif River's best facial expression to date]]:
-->'''Simon''': Am I... talking to Miranda now?
-->'''River's Face''': ''Simon, don't be an idiot.''
* And this memorable exchange:
-->'''Simon''': I've spent so much time on Serenity ignoring everything that I wanted for myself. My one regret in all of this... is never being with you.\\
'''Kaylee''': With me? You mean to say, as in... sex? \\
'''Simon''': I mean to say. \\
'''Kaylee''': Well, to hell with this. I'm going to live!
* Simon and Kaylee, taking the "U" out of their {{UST}}. A SugarWiki/{{Heartwarming Moment|s}} that rapidly turns hilarious when the camera pans up to show River peeking down at them from an overhead vent with a curious-wide-eyed-kid look on her face.
** [[WebOriginal/LOLCats Ceiling River is watching you copulate]].
** Speaking of Kaylee and {{UST}}, this exchange in the cantina near the beginning of the movie (Kaylee complaining she'll never see Simon again):
--->'''Kaylee''': Goin' on a year now, I ain't had nothin' [[IsThatWhatTheyreCallingItNow twixt my nethers]] weren't [[ADateWithRosiePalms run on batteries]]!
--->'''Mal''': Oh '''god'''! [[TooMuchInformation I CAN'T KNOW THAT]]!
--->'''Jayne''': ...I could stand to hear a little more.
* And don't forget this line:
--> '''River''': I swallowed a bug.
** From the same scene, after the crew has crash-landed back in the ship, Kaylee rushes to Simon, who was only there to open the door and says, with obvious concern, "Are you okay?" Mal, who was ''thrown off'' the Mule during said crash-landing stands up and with the most indignant look on his face, exclaims, "Is ''he'' okay?!"
* When Mal leaves Zoe in charge of the ship in the Big Damn Movie, and for a second you think he's going for the HeroicSacrifice.
-->'''Mal''': I'll take the shuttle in closer. Zoe, ship is yours. Remember, if anything happens to me, or you don't hear from me within the hour, you take this ship and you come and you rescue me.
-->'''Zoe''': What? And risk my ship?
-->'''Mal''': I mean it. It's cold out there. I don't wanna get left.
* And this:
-->'''The Operative''': ''(to Mal)'' Captain, I should tell you so you don't waste your time, you can't make me angry.
-->'''Inara''': Please, spend an hour with him!
-->'''Mal''': ''(smiles, then [[DoubleTake blinks]])''
** And then later, after the Operative shoots Mal in the back:
--->'''Mal''': I haven't made you ''angry'', have I?
* When he comes for Inara at the training house:
--> '''Mal:''' Dear Buddha, please bring me a pony and a plastic rocket, and...
-->'''Inara:''' Mal! What are you doing here?
-->'''Mal:''' Well you invited me!
-->'''Inara:''' I never thought for a second you'd be stupid enough to come!
-->'''Mal:''' [''smirking''] Well, that makes you kind of a tease, doesn't it?
-->'''Inara:''' You knew my invitation wasn't on the level!
-->'''Mal:''' Which led me to conclude you must be in some trouble.
-->'''Inara:''' I'm fine! I'm...GIDDY.
-->'''Mal:''' You know, for a woman schooled in telling a man what he wants to hear, you ain't much of a liar.
* The Operative's entrance in that scene is equally hilarious just for this line:
-->'''The Operative:''' Captain Reynolds. I'm impressed that you would come for her yourself, and that you would make it this far... [[RummageSaleReject in that outfit.]]
* In the scene before featuring Mal's first fight with the Operative, said Operative compares River Tam to an albatross that will doom the ship. Mal then answers that an albatross is a help to a ship until an idiot kills him. He then turns to Inara and says this:
-->'''Mal''': Yes, I read a poem. Try not to faint.
* Another outtake: an alternate version of the "gather up these bodies and tie them to our ship" scene.
-->'''Mal''': Put Book front and centre; he's our friend, we should honor him. Kaylee, find that kid taking a dirtnap with Baby Jesus, we need a hood ornament.
** The crowning bit is the finish: "Jayne, try not to to steal too much of their shit!" Complete with Adam Baldwin's look of "[[BlatantLies What? I wasn't gonna.]]"
* I submit for your consideration [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2hb9sk16t14 Alan Tudyk reading Hoban Washburn's eulogy]].
* How about the crew watching Mal stumble through his awkward video call with Inara and boo/throw food at the screen when he said something dumb?
* Mal and Jayne's argument.
-->'''Mal''': You wanna run this ship?!
-->'''Jayne''': [[BluntYes Yes!]]
-->'''Mal''': ''[fumbles]'' [[LameComeback Well, you can't.]]
* The BookEnds. When we first see ''Serenity'', she's entering atmo, and a piece of equipment that is apparently rather important to the reentry sequence breaks clean off. Mal goes, "What was that?" Fast forward to the end of the movie. ''Serenity'' powers her way through a raging thunderstorm to a dramatic "down but not out" soundtrack, reaches the edge of space, makes like she's about to accelerate to relativistic speed ... and then a piece of the main engine's cowling breaks off and [[CameraAbuse flies at the camera]], and the screen goes black. Mal says "What was that?" in the ''exact same tone and inflection as at the beginning of the movie''.
* There's something absolutely hilarious in seeing the utterly unflappable Operative... [[BuffySpeak flap]] when ''Serenity'' arrives with [[SugarWiki/MomentOfAwesome the Reaver fleet right behind it, with the Operative's assembled fleet essentially wearing shiny new target signs.]]
--> '''Operative:''' Target the Reavers. Target the Reavers! Target everyone! ''Somebody '''fire!'''''
* Huge explosion rocks the Serenity.
--> '''Wash''': (''sputtering in fright'') It's okay, I-I'm a leaf on the wind.
--> '''Mal''': What does that even mean!?
* ''Define "Disappeared"''.
* When Mal's trying to talk River down in the cockpit while she has a gun trained on him. He starts telling her that he's convinced that she's a person, not a weapon, and if she thinks otherwise, she should just shoot him - [[DramaticGunCock click]] - ....''or'' they could just keep on talking....

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* ''Film/{{Serenity}}'' gets a rapid-fire ''chain'' of these right at the beginning, after the introduction.
-->''(piece of ship's front panel peels off, bounces off the cockpit window and flies off into space)''
-->'''Mal''': What was that?
-->'''Wash''': Did you see that?
-->'''Mal''': Was that the primary buffer panel? Did the primary buffer panel just fall off my gorram ship for no apparent reason?
-->''(ship lurches)''
-->'''Wash''': Looks like.
-->'''Mal''': I thought Kaylee just fixed the entry couplings. I have a very clear memory of...
-->'''Wash''': Well, if she can't get me some extra flow from the engines to offset the burn-through, this landing is going to get pretty interesting.
-->'''Mal''': Define "interesting."
-->'''Wash''': ''(deadpan)'' "Oh God, oh God, we're all going to die"?
-->'''Mal''': ''(pulls down intercom mic)'' This is the Captain speaking. We're having a little problem with our entry sequence, so we may experience some turbulence, and then... explode.
** Immediately after that:
--->'''Mal''': Just get us on the ground.
--->'''Wash''': That part'll happen pretty definitely!
** And a bit later:
--->'''Jayne''': Are we gonna explode? I don't wanna explode.
* The scene in the bank where River is identifying who among the hostages is going to be a hero, especially the entire silent conversation between River and Zoe that, with dialogue, would go something like this.
--> '''River''': ''*points* He's over there.''
--> '''Zoe''': ''Are you sure?''
--> '''River''': ''*sneers* who do you think I am?''
* Mal having a conversation with the vault guard at the bank while Zoe and Jayne are busy emptying it, about where he should take a shot to convince his superiors that he put up resistance.
-->'''Mal:''' The leg is fine, it'll bleed plenty and you don't have all that fuss about internal organs.\\
'''Guard:''' I was thinking more of a graze?\\
'''Mal:''' Now, you don't want it to look like you just gave up.\\
'''Guard:''' I get that.
* After the River fight in the Maidenhead some time later, Wash offers up this gem:
--> '''Wash:''' Start with the part where [[WaifFu Jayne gets knocked out by a ninety-pound girl]]...[[NeverLiveItDown cause I don't think that's ever getting old.]]
** Made even better in the outtakes when he messes up the line as "Start with the part where Jayne gets knocked out by a ninety-year-old...man...with man boobs."
*** "Oh, man!"
* Don't forget Jayne's complaint while escaping the Reavers early in the movie, after Mal chewing him out about his choice of weaponry in an earlier scene.
-->'''Jayne''': Boy, it sure would be nice if we had some ''grenades'', don't you think?
* And in the background as Mal walks away from the chewing-out:
--> '''Zoe:''' Are those grenades?\\
'''Jayne:''' Yeah, captain doesn't want 'em.\\
'''Zoe:''' Jayne, we're robbing the place. We're not occupying it.
* The [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NpMkqWKK7qg gag reel from the movie]] is a laugh goldmine all its own, including [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XdXwDhKGOtA this hilarious outtake from the movie's big space battle]]. It's made hilarious because nobody breaks character during that particular take even after it's apparent that somebody messed up.
-->'''Wash''': Dammit, I don't need a back-spaceship driver!
-->'''Mal''': '''''GET OUT OF THE WAAAAAAAAY!'''''
-->'''Wash''': That's it, fine! You wanna fly? Fuckin' fly! [Walks out] '''I'll be in my bunk'''.
** Another gem from the gag reel: [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ko-Yj6ZL9qE Nathan Fillion's alternate take on the "trap" line]].
--->'''Mal''': Did you see us fight?
--->'''Kaylee''': No.
--->'''Mal''': '''[[SuddenlyShouting TRAAAP!!!]]'''
* Any of the gag reels really from the show too. There's [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1mve-E23trk one]] that begins on a gem from Nathan Fillion that sets the tone quite nicely for the rest of it.
-->'''Nathan''': Y'know, people watch Firefly and think 'boy, you guys must have a lot of fun, you must have a great time! The hijinks, the hijinks that ensue.' Well the truth is, [[BlatantLies there are no hijinks. We're absolutely serious. We're very professional and we never, ever make mistakes]]. [{{Beat}}]. *starts fiddling with the camera* How do you turn this [[PrecisionFStrike fucking]] thing off?
* A subtle, yet very funny moment occurs after River goes WaifFu on the Space Cantina. Simon's line, followed by [[http://i42.tinypic.com/24vmlci.gif River's best facial expression to date]]:
-->'''Simon''': Am I... talking to Miranda now?
-->'''River's Face''': ''Simon, don't be an idiot.''
* And this memorable exchange:
-->'''Simon''': I've spent so much time on Serenity ignoring everything that I wanted for myself. My one regret in all of this... is never being with you.\\
'''Kaylee''': With me? You mean to say, as in... sex? \\
'''Simon''': I mean to say. \\
'''Kaylee''': Well, to hell with this. I'm going to live!
* Simon and Kaylee, taking the "U" out of their {{UST}}. A SugarWiki/{{Heartwarming Moment|s}} that rapidly turns hilarious when the camera pans up to show River peeking down at them from an overhead vent with a curious-wide-eyed-kid look on her face.
** [[WebOriginal/LOLCats Ceiling River is watching you copulate]].
** Speaking of Kaylee and {{UST}}, this exchange in the cantina near the beginning of the movie (Kaylee complaining she'll never see Simon again):
--->'''Kaylee''': Goin' on a year now, I ain't had nothin' [[IsThatWhatTheyreCallingItNow twixt my nethers]] weren't [[ADateWithRosiePalms run on batteries]]!
--->'''Mal''': Oh '''god'''! [[TooMuchInformation I CAN'T KNOW THAT]]!
--->'''Jayne''': ...I could stand to hear a little more.
* And don't forget this line:
--> '''River''': I swallowed a bug.
** From the same scene, after the crew has crash-landed back in the ship, Kaylee rushes to Simon, who was only there to open the door and says, with obvious concern, "Are you okay?" Mal, who was ''thrown off'' the Mule during said crash-landing stands up and with the most indignant look on his face, exclaims, "Is ''he'' okay?!"
* When Mal leaves Zoe in charge of the ship in the Big Damn Movie, and for a second you think he's going for the HeroicSacrifice.
-->'''Mal''': I'll take the shuttle in closer. Zoe, ship is yours. Remember, if anything happens to me, or you don't hear from me within the hour, you take this ship and you come and you rescue me.
-->'''Zoe''': What? And risk my ship?
-->'''Mal''': I mean it. It's cold out there. I don't wanna get left.
* And this:
-->'''The Operative''': ''(to Mal)'' Captain, I should tell you so you don't waste your time, you can't make me angry.
-->'''Inara''': Please, spend an hour with him!
-->'''Mal''': ''(smiles, then [[DoubleTake blinks]])''
** And then later, after the Operative shoots Mal in the back:
--->'''Mal''': I haven't made you ''angry'', have I?
* When he comes for Inara at the training house:
--> '''Mal:''' Dear Buddha, please bring me a pony and a plastic rocket, and...
-->'''Inara:''' Mal! What are you doing here?
-->'''Mal:''' Well you invited me!
-->'''Inara:''' I never thought for a second you'd be stupid enough to come!
-->'''Mal:''' [''smirking''] Well, that makes you kind of a tease, doesn't it?
-->'''Inara:''' You knew my invitation wasn't on the level!
-->'''Mal:''' Which led me to conclude you must be in some trouble.
-->'''Inara:''' I'm fine! I'm...GIDDY.
-->'''Mal:''' You know, for a woman schooled in telling a man what he wants to hear, you ain't much of a liar.
* The Operative's entrance in that scene is equally hilarious just for this line:
-->'''The Operative:''' Captain Reynolds. I'm impressed that you would come for her yourself, and that you would make it this far... [[RummageSaleReject in that outfit.]]
* In the scene before featuring Mal's first fight with the Operative, said Operative compares River Tam to an albatross that will doom the ship. Mal then answers that an albatross is a help to a ship until an idiot kills him. He then turns to Inara and says this:
-->'''Mal''': Yes, I read a poem. Try not to faint.
* Another outtake: an alternate version of the "gather up these bodies and tie them to our ship" scene.
-->'''Mal''': Put Book front and centre; he's our friend, we should honor him. Kaylee, find that kid taking a dirtnap with Baby Jesus, we need a hood ornament.
** The crowning bit is the finish: "Jayne, try not to to steal too much of their shit!" Complete with Adam Baldwin's look of "[[BlatantLies What? I wasn't gonna.]]"
* I submit for your consideration [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2hb9sk16t14 Alan Tudyk reading Hoban Washburn's eulogy]].
* How about the crew watching Mal stumble through his awkward video call with Inara and boo/throw food at the screen when he said something dumb?
* Mal and Jayne's argument.
-->'''Mal''': You wanna run this ship?!
-->'''Jayne''': [[BluntYes Yes!]]
-->'''Mal''': ''[fumbles]'' [[LameComeback Well, you can't.]]
* The BookEnds. When we first see ''Serenity'', she's entering atmo, and a piece of equipment that is apparently rather important to the reentry sequence breaks clean off. Mal goes, "What was that?" Fast forward to the end of the movie. ''Serenity'' powers her way through a raging thunderstorm to a dramatic "down but not out" soundtrack, reaches the edge of space, makes like she's about to accelerate to relativistic speed ... and then a piece of the main engine's cowling breaks off and [[CameraAbuse flies at the camera]], and the screen goes black. Mal says "What was that?" in the ''exact same tone and inflection as at the beginning of the movie''.
* There's something absolutely hilarious in seeing the utterly unflappable Operative... [[BuffySpeak flap]] when ''Serenity'' arrives with [[SugarWiki/MomentOfAwesome the Reaver fleet right behind it, with the Operative's assembled fleet essentially wearing shiny new target signs.]]
--> '''Operative:''' Target the Reavers. Target the Reavers! Target everyone! ''Somebody '''fire!'''''
* Huge explosion rocks the Serenity.
--> '''Wash''': (''sputtering in fright'') It's okay, I-I'm a leaf on the wind.
--> '''Mal''': What does that even mean!?
* ''Define "Disappeared"''.
* When Mal's trying to talk River down in the cockpit while she has a gun trained on him. He starts telling her that he's convinced that she's a person, not a weapon, and if she thinks otherwise, she should just shoot him - [[DramaticGunCock click]] - ....''or'' they could just keep on talking....
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!!'''Big Damn Comics'''

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!!'''Big !!!'''Big Damn Comics'''


[Stegosaurus]: "Aaaah! [[ContractualGenreBlindness Curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal]]!"\\

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[Stegosaurus]: "Aaaah! "Ah! [[ContractualGenreBlindness Curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal]]!"\\



* "Some starts pokin' around just, shoot 'em." "Shoot them?" "Y'know. Politely."



-->'''Mal''': I do believe that woman is planning to shoot me again.



--> '''Mal''': You know you only gotta scare him.
--> '''Jayne:''' ''[innocently]'' Pain is scary.

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--> '''Mal''': ''(whispered)'' You know you only gotta scare him.
--> '''Jayne:''' ''[innocently]'' ''(innocently)'' Pain is scary.



'''Zoe:''' Sir, I think you have a problem with your ''brain being missing''.

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'''Zoe:''' Sir, I think you have a problem with your ''brain brain being missing''.missing.



-->'''Mal''': ''[to Crow]'' This is all the money Niska gave us in advance. You bring it back to him. Tell him the job didn't work out. We're not thieves. [[VerbalBackspace Well, we]] ''[[VerbalBackspace are]]'' [[VerbalBackspace thieves]]-- point is, we're not taking what's his. We'll stay out of his way as best we can from here on in. You explain that's best for everyone. Okay?

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-->'''Mal''': ''[to Crow]'' This is all the money Niska gave us in advance. You bring it back to him. Tell him the job didn't work out. We're not thieves. [[VerbalBackspace Well, we]] ''[[VerbalBackspace are]]'' [[VerbalBackspace thieves]]-- we are thieves]]. The point is, we're not taking what's his. We'll stay out of his way as best we can from here on in. You explain that's best for everyone. Okay?



** It says something about the strength of ''Firefly's'' writing when that's one of the damned funniest moments in the series.
** And his "darn" just before he does so. Because when kicking people into engines, [[GoshDarnItToHeck one must always watch one's language.]]
* The justly famous chain of command:

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** It says something about the strength of ''Firefly's'' writing when that's one of the damned funniest moments in the series.
** And his "darn" just before he does so. Because when kicking people into engines, [[GoshDarnItToHeck one must always watch one's language.]]
* The justly famous chain of command:



** Note that nobody -- not even the doctor -- makes so much as a move to catch Jayne or cushion his fall. They all just wordlessly watch as he topples like a felled tree.

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** Note that nobody -- not even the doctor -- Nobody makes so much as a move to catch Jayne or cushion his fall. They all just wordlessly watch as he topples like a felled tree.tree.
* Mal gets back on the ship and looks quizzically at a drugged Jayne halfway up the stairs.
-->'''Kaylee''': We tried to carry him. He's just...heavy.



* When Book is talking about how brave Simon is, Mal replies in a squeaky-helium voice "He's my ''heeero''."

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* When Book is talking about how brave Simon is, is [[FunnyBackgroundEvent while River causes a little more chaos in the infirmary]], Mal replies in a squeaky-helium voice "He's completely deadpan "Yeah. He's my ''heeero''.hero."



** The best part: immediately before that, Zoe had been asked a question about her sex life with her husband, and refusing to answer. We immediately cut to Wash being asked a similar question, and going into explicit detail.
-->'''Wash:''' Oh, yeah! I definitely have to say it was her legs. You can put that down! Her legs, and right where her legs meet her back. That - actually that whole area. That and - and above it.
* There's also Kaylee's rant. Yes, somebody [[BerserkButton insulted]] ''[[BerserkButton Serenity]]'':

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** The best part: immediately before that, * Zoe had been asked a question about her sex life is curt with her husband, and refusing to answer. We immediately cut to the interrogator.
-->'''Interrogator''': You fought with Sergeant Reynolds in the war?
-->'''Zoe''': Fought with a lot of people in the war.
-->'''Interrogator''': And your husband?
-->'''Zoe''': Fight with him sometimes, too.
*
Wash being asked a similar question, and going into explicit detail.
is more relaxed.
-->'''Wash:''' The legs! Oh, yeah! I definitely have to say it was her legs. You can put that down! Her legs, and right where her legs meet her back. That - actually that whole area. That and - and above it.
* There's also Kaylee's rant. Yes, somebody [[BerserkButton insulted]] ''[[BerserkButton insulted Serenity]]'':



''[Jayne looks sad]''

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''[Jayne looks sad]''put out]''



--->'''Mal''': Now we're honored guests, being treated to the finest in beverages that make you blind.
* Mal's thoroughly surprised look when Jayne correctly uses the word 'pretentious' in a sentence. Doubles as a CMOA for Jayne actually knowing how to use the word properly.

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--->'''Mal''': Now we're honored honoured guests, being treated to the finest in beverages that make you blind.
* Mal's thoroughly surprised look when Jayne correctly uses the word 'pretentious' in a sentence. Doubles as a CMOA sentence.
* Mal is on the lookout
for Jayne actually knowing how to use the word properly.client at the shindig. Kaylee gets distracted.
-->'''Kaylee''': ''(pointing)'' Is that him?
-->'''Mal''': ''(looks)'' That's the buffet table.
-->'''Kaylee''': How can be sure, unless we question it? ''(grins)''
-->'''Mal''': Fine. Go make yourself sick.



* The verbal slapdown that [[CoolOldGuy an elderly gentleman]] gives the AlphaBitch that insults Kaylee.

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* The verbal slapdown that [[CoolOldGuy an elderly gentleman]] gives the AlphaBitch woman that insults Kaylee.



'''Inara''': What are you talking about? You run away from fights all the time.\\

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'''Inara''': What are Yes, you talking about? do! You run away from fights all the time.\\


-->'''Mal''': Now we're honored guests, being treated to the finest in beverages that make you blind.

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-->'''Mal''': --->'''Mal''': Now we're honored guests, being treated to the finest in beverages that make you blind.



** Later when Simon and River get back, Jayne is seen rapidly dumping everything he stole out of his duffle bag and nervously talking about how glad he is Simon is back.

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** Later when Simon and River get back, Jayne is seen rapidly dumping everything he stole out of his duffle duffel bag and nervously talking about how glad he is Simon is back.


-->'''Jayne''': (''Draws a really big knife from his belt'') He was non-specific as to ''how''.

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-->'''Jayne''': (''Draws ''[draws a really big knife from his belt'') belt]'' He was non-specific as to ''how''.



--> '''Jayne:''' (''Innocently'') Pain is scary.

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--> '''Jayne:''' (''Innocently'') ''[innocently]'' Pain is scary.



* Mal catches Inara and Simon talking in her shuttle. When he asks what they are doing, she cooly replies that, since Mal's essentially planning to leave Simon and River for dead, she "gave the boy a free thrust." Cue Simon leaving the room.

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* Mal catches Inara and Simon talking in her shuttle. When he asks what they are doing, she cooly coolly replies that, since Mal's essentially planning to leave Simon and River for dead, she "gave the boy a free thrust." Cue Simon leaving the room.



-->'''Mal''': ''(to Crow)'' This is all the money Niska gave us in advance. You bring it back to him. Tell him the job didn't work out. We're not thieves. [[VerbalBackspace Well, we]] ''[[VerbalBackspace are]]'' [[VerbalBackspace thieves]]-- point is, we're not taking what's his. We'll stay out of his way as best we can from here on in. You explain that's best for everyone. Okay?

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-->'''Mal''': ''(to Crow)'' ''[to Crow]'' This is all the money Niska gave us in advance. You bring it back to him. Tell him the job didn't work out. We're not thieves. [[VerbalBackspace Well, we]] ''[[VerbalBackspace are]]'' [[VerbalBackspace thieves]]-- point is, we're not taking what's his. We'll stay out of his way as best we can from here on in. You explain that's best for everyone. Okay?



-->'''Mal''': Darn. ''([[ShutUpHannibal kicks Crow]] [[TurbineBlender into engine intake]])''
-->(Another henchman is brought to Mal.)

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-->'''Mal''': Darn. ''([[ShutUpHannibal ''[[[ShutUpHannibal kicks Crow]] [[TurbineBlender into engine intake]])''
-->(Another
intake]]]''
-->''[another
henchman is brought to Mal.) Mal]''



-->([[NonSequiturThud He collapses.]])

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-->([[NonSequiturThud He collapses.]])-->''[[[NonSequiturThud he collapses]]]''



'''Badger''': Of course, you couldn't buy an invite with a diamond the size of a testicle, but I've got my hands on a couple. ''(Mal and Jayne glance at each other and start sniggering)'' ...of ''invites!''

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'''Badger''': Of course, you couldn't buy an invite with a diamond the size of a testicle, but I've got my hands on a couple. ''(Mal ''[Mal and Jayne glance at each other and start sniggering)'' ...sniggering]'' ...of ''invites!''



-->'''Wash''': ''(to Zoe)'' I can get you a slinky dress. Captain, can I have money for a slinky dress?

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-->'''Wash''': ''(to Zoe)'' ''[to Zoe]'' I can get you a slinky dress. Captain, can I have money for a slinky dress?



-->'''Zoe''' ''(neither offended nor amused):'' I can '''hurt''' you.

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-->'''Zoe''' ''(neither ''[neither offended nor amused):'' amused]:'' I can '''hurt''' you.


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* This VerbalBackspace:
-->'''Mal''': I never run away from a fight.\\
'''Inara''': What are you talking about? You run away from fights all the time.\\
'''Mal''': ...Well, yeah, but I ain't running away from this one.

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