History Funny / FaceOff

-->''[Castor comes into the interrogation room, chuckling softly]''
-->'''Castor Troy:''' ''[switching off the microphone]'' You're supposed to be snitching and making me look good.
-->'''Pollux Troy:''' Look good?
-->'''Castor Troy:''' Mmm-hmm.
-->'''Pollux Troy:''' Seeing that face on you makes me afraid my tiramisu might come back up.
-->'''Castor Troy:''' Well, think about me. This nose. This hair. This ''ridiculous'' chin. Brother, we're going straight.
-->'''Pollux Troy:''' Ooh, my goodness. Did you exchange brains as well?
-->'''Castor Troy:''' The first thing I need you to "confess" to is the location of the bomb.
-->'''Pollux Troy:''' What about our $10 million?
-->'''Castor Troy:''' What about "when I become an American hero for defusing the bomb?" What's that worth? Know that, thank you! Next question?
-->''[The two laugh. Castor wags a finger in Pollux's face]''
-->'''Castor Troy:''' You're not the only one in the family with the brains.
-->'''Pollux Troy''': No. Although now I am the only one with the looks.
-->'''Castor Troy''': {{Touche}}.

--> '''Castor Troy''': Lies, deceit, mixed messages... this is turning into a real marriage.

** What led up to that comment was a drugged-out Archer/Castor describing what he'd like to do to his nemesis by "taking his whole [[TitleDrop face off]]" complete with an over-the-top hand gesture to the face in question. It's the way Nic Cage hams it up in this scene that makes it funny.

* Castor walking in on Jamie and saying "The plot thickens."

--> '''Pollux Troy:''' I wish they would show those salmon spawning scenes again, I find them intensely erotic.\\

* Castor Troy is driving to Archer's house, he looks with utter derision and disbelief at all the pleasant, nice-looking houses with mowed lawns and white picket fences as he drives by and "Don't Lose Your Head" by Music/{{INXS}} plays on the radio.
-->'''Castor Troy:''' Look at this place! I'm in hell! I may never get a hard on again!
-->''[Eve is leaving the house and about to get in her car and hears the music. Castor glances at her as he drives past. Realizing his error, he slams on the brakes, causing the music to stop. He looks back at Eve in the rearview mirror]''
-->'''Castor Troy:''' Oh, yes. Here we go. ''[He speedily backs his car up to the curb in front of his house. He then lowers his aviators in a suggestive way, rolls down the window and climbs out of the car]''
-->'''Dr. Eve Archer:''' Well I suppose it was only a matter of time before you forgot where we lived.
-->'''Castor Troy:''' Come on, give me a break. Every house on this block looks the same. ''[walks around Eve]'' But then I saw you....Eve. My one and only Eve.
-->'''Dr. Eve Archer:''' So how was your vital assignment?
-->'''Castor Troy:''' Which one is that?
-->'''Dr. Eve Archer:''' ''[scoffs]'' How should I know, Sean? ''[beat]''
-->'''Castor Troy:''' Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh, yes! The uh, [[MetaphoricallyTrue the out-of-body experience]], yes. That one.

* During Season 8's Miss Intergalactic challenge, which is about an intergalactic Miss America-style challenge, [=McKenzie=] plays the part of reading the bios of each of the aliens, but when she gets to Adam's Miss Cigar Galaxy alien, she says, exactly like a normal bio read, that Miss Cigar Galaxy's ambition is to lead an intergalactic war fleet and conquer the galaxy, and that her favorite pastimes include ''[[DeathBySex devouring her mates]]''.

** Castor then proceeds to grope the girl. His subsequent o-face is just priceless black comedy.

(Glenn and Neville both turn and point to Kevon.)

** Castor's resigned sigh [[CassandraTruth after he tries to tell Sasha the truth,]] with a look on his face that says, "Well, I tried."

** Castor's ''extremely'' annoyed, "Sasha, what the ''[[PrecisionFStrike fuck]]'' are you doing here?"

* In the devil and angel challenge in season 11, the contestants are first shown walCking into a church. Cat, who is dating fellow contestant Niko, talks about how she wished that the whole thing to just be a set up for them to get married by [=McKenzie=] who is an ordained minister. Her "missed opportunity" line at the end really sells it.

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