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* Let's be real here. Given Che's status as the resident permanent DeadpanSnarker means that pretty much any time he opens his mouth, it's bound to be at least a little funny... Highlights other than those not mentioned above include him not even bothering to learn the names of Eva's suitors and instead just calling them "whoever"; ''everything'' he says in "Peron's Latest Flame"; and this line:

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* Let's be real here. Given Che's status as the resident permanent DeadpanSnarker means that pretty much any time he opens his mouth, it's bound to be at least a little funny... Highlights other than those not mentioned above include him not even bothering to learn the names of Eva's suitors and instead just calling them "whoever"; ''everything'' he says in "Peron's Latest Flame"; and this line:
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** In the show, Che makes his opinion of Magaldi and his tango-singing ''very'' clear at the start of ''"Eva and Magaldi"'':
-->'''Magaldi''': The audience here are extremely hard going.
-->'''Che''': Listen chum, face the facts,/[[BrutalHonesty They don't like your act]].
-->'''Magaldi''': But this is Junin!/If this were Buenos Aires, I'd have this crowd at my feet!/I never ever meet members of the public./They tear me apart.
-->'''Che''': [[DeadpanSnarker I understand their feelings]].
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* Let's be real here. Given Che's status as the resident permanent DeadpanSnarker means that pretty much any time he opens his mouth, it's bound to be at least a little funny... Highlights other than those not mentioned above include him not even bothering to learn the names of Eva's suitors and instead just calling them "whoever"; ''everything'' he says in "Peron's Latest Flame"; and this line:
-->'''Che''': We'd love you to stay but you'd be in the way/So do up your trousers and '''go'''.
* The SnarkToSnarkCombat of "''The Waltz For Eva And Che''" is quite funny too. At least before it descends into {{Tearjerker}} mode...
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** "I don't think she'll make it to England now"/"It wasn't on the schedule anyhow"
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--> '''Magaldi''': [[SocialClimber Neither has yours.]]

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--> '''Magaldi''': [[SocialClimber Neither has yours.]]]]
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-->'''Che''': In June of '43, there was a military coup/Behind it was a gang called the GOU/Who did not feel the need to be elected./They had themselves a party at the point of a gun/They were slightly to the right of Attila the Hun/A bomb or two and very few objected.

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-->'''Che''': In June of '43, there was a military coup/Behind it was a gang called the GOU/Who did not feel the need to be elected./They had themselves a party at the point of a gun/They were slightly to the right of Attila the Hun/A bomb or two and very few objected.objected.
* ''"Eva and Magaldi"/"Eva, Beware of the City"'' has Che fire one at Magaldi, shocked that Eva sees more than a fling in him
--> '''Che''': Do all your one night stands give you this much trouble?
* ''"Charity Concert"'' has Magaldi fire one at Eva, at the event in the company a high-ranking officer.
--> '''Eva''': Your act hasn't changed much.
--> '''Magaldi''': [[SocialClimber Neither has yours.]]
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** "Italy's unconvinced by Argentine glory/They equate Peron with Mussolini - can't think why!" (in the film, [[Creator/AntonioBanderas Antonio Banderas]] gives a priceless look at the camera.

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** "Italy's unconvinced by Argentine glory/They equate Peron with Mussolini - can't think why!" (in (In the film, [[Creator/AntonioBanderas Antonio Banderas]] Creator/AntonioBanderas [[AsideGlance gives a priceless look at the camera.camera]].)



-->'''Che''': In June of '43, there was a military coup/Behind it was a gang called the GOU/Who did not feel the need to be elected./They had themselves a party at the point of a gun/They were slightly to the right of Attila the Hun/A bomb or two and very few objected.

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-->'''Che''': In June of '43, there was a military coup/Behind it was a gang called the GOU/Who did not feel the need to be elected./They had themselves a party at the point of a gun/They were slightly to the right of Attila the Hun/A bomb or two and very few objected.
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-->'''Che''': In June of -43 there was a military coup/Behind it was a gang called the GOU/Who did not feel the need to be elected/They had themselves a party at the point of a gun/They were slightly to the right of Attila the Hun/A bomb or two and very few objected.

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-->'''Che''': In June of -43 '43, there was a military coup/Behind it was a gang called the GOU/Who did not feel the need to be elected/They elected./They had themselves a party at the point of a gun/They were slightly to the right of Attila the Hun/A bomb or two and very few objected.
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-->'''Admiral''': But, Senora Peron, [[DeadpanSnarker it's an easy mistake-]] [[Honest Advisor I'm still called an admiral]]- [[ServileSnarker yet I gave up the sea long ago!]]

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-->'''Admiral''': But, Senora Peron, [[DeadpanSnarker it's an easy mistake-]] [[Honest Advisor [[HonestAdvisor I'm still called an admiral]]- [[ServileSnarker yet I gave up the sea long ago!]]
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-->'''Admiral''': But, signora Peron, it's an easy mistake- I'm still called an admiral- yet I gave up the sea long ago!

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-->'''Admiral''': But, signora Senora Peron, [[DeadpanSnarker it's an easy mistake- mistake-]] [[Honest Advisor I'm still called an admiral- admiral]]- [[ServileSnarker yet I gave up the sea long ago!ago!]]
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** "Italy's unconvinced by Argentine glory/They equate Peron with Mussolini - can't think why!"

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** "Italy's unconvinced by Argentine glory/They equate Peron with Mussolini - can't think why!"why!" (in the film, [[Creator/AntonioBanderas Antonio Banderas]] gives a priceless look at the camera.
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** "She filled a bullring/forty-five thousand seater/but if you're prettier than General Franco, that's not hard...
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* "''The Lady's Got Potential''" is pretty darn funny all the way through, given the [[DeadpanSnarker deadpan snark]]. Just the first verse tells you it will be an amusingly cynical re-telling of events.
-->'''Che''': In June of -43 there was a military coup/Behind it was a gang called the GOU/Who did not feel the need to be elected/They had themselves a party at the point of a gun/They were slightly to the right of Attila the Hun/A bomb or two and very few objected.
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** One especially amusing moment is during a later stanza of the song in which several of Eva's exes are collectively singing their woes of being tossed aside, and Che, as a busboy in a restaurant, briefly stands with them, resting his forearm on the shoulder of one of her exes, and joins them to sing "Oh but it's sad when a love-affair dies" [[RhymesOnADime with an expression as smarmy]] [[NarmCharm utterly narmy]] before shooing them all out and closing the French-doors behind the dismissed exes before turning to fold his arms and '''[[LargeHam look]]''' at the camera.

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** One especially amusing moment is during a later stanza of the song in which several of Eva's exes are collectively singing their woes of being tossed aside, and Che, as a busboy in a restaurant, briefly stands with them, resting his forearm on the shoulder of one of her exes, and joins them to sing "Oh but it's sad when a love-affair dies" [[RhymesOnADime with an expression as smarmy]] [[NarmCharm as it is utterly narmy]] before shooing them all out and closing the French-doors behind the dismissed exes before turning to fold his arms and '''[[LargeHam look]]''' at the camera.
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** One especially amusing moment is during a later stanza of the song in which several of Eva's exes are collectively singing their woes of being tossed aside, and Che, as a busboy in a restaurant, briefly stands with them, resting his forearm on the shoulder of one of her exes, and joins them to sing "Oh but it's sad when a love-affair dies" [[RhymesOnADime with an expression as smarmy]] [[NarmCharm utterly narmy]] before shooing them all out and closing the French-doors behind the dismissed exes before turning to fold his arms and '''[[LargeHam look]]'' at the camera.

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** One especially amusing moment is during a later stanza of the song in which several of Eva's exes are collectively singing their woes of being tossed aside, and Che, as a busboy in a restaurant, briefly stands with them, resting his forearm on the shoulder of one of her exes, and joins them to sing "Oh but it's sad when a love-affair dies" [[RhymesOnADime with an expression as smarmy]] [[NarmCharm utterly narmy]] before shooing them all out and closing the French-doors behind the dismissed exes before turning to fold his arms and '''[[LargeHam look]]'' look]]''' at the camera.
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** One especially amusing moment is during a later stanza of the song in which several of Eva's exes are collectively singing their woes of being tossed aside, and Che, as a busboy in a restaurant, briefly stands with them, resting his forearm on the shoulder of one of her exes, and joins them to sing "Oh but it's sad when a love-affair dies" with the most hilariously hammy expression on his face, before shooing them all out and closing the French-doors behind the dismissed men, and folding his arms in a pose that's as smarmy as [[RhymesOnADime utterly]] [[NarmCharm narmy]].

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** One especially amusing moment is during a later stanza of the song in which several of Eva's exes are collectively singing their woes of being tossed aside, and Che, as a busboy in a restaurant, briefly stands with them, resting his forearm on the shoulder of one of her exes, and joins them to sing "Oh but it's sad when a love-affair dies" [[RhymesOnADime with the most hilariously hammy an expression on his face, as smarmy]] [[NarmCharm utterly narmy]] before shooing them all out and closing the French-doors behind the dismissed men, and folding exes before turning to fold his arms in a pose that's as smarmy as [[RhymesOnADime utterly]] [[NarmCharm narmy]].and '''[[LargeHam look]]'' at the camera.
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** One especially amusing moment is during a later stanza of the song in which several of Eva's exes are collectively singing their woes of being tossed aside, and Che, as a busboy in a restaurant, and he briefly stands with them, resting his forearm on the shoulder of one of her exes, and joining them to sing "Oh but it's sad when a love-affair dies" with the most hilariously hammy expression on his face, before shooing them all out and closing the French-doors behind the dismissed men, and folding his arms in a pose that's as smarmy as [[RhymesOnADime utterly]] [[NarmCharm narmy]].

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** One especially amusing moment is during a later stanza of the song in which several of Eva's exes are collectively singing their woes of being tossed aside, and Che, as a busboy in a restaurant, and he briefly stands with them, resting his forearm on the shoulder of one of her exes, and joining joins them to sing "Oh but it's sad when a love-affair dies" with the most hilariously hammy expression on his face, before shooing them all out and closing the French-doors behind the dismissed men, and folding his arms in a pose that's as smarmy as [[RhymesOnADime utterly]] [[NarmCharm narmy]]. narmy]].
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** One especially amusing moment is during a later stanza of the song in which several of Eva's exes are collectively singing their woes of being tossed aside, and Che, as a busboy in a restaurant, and he briefly stands with them, resting his forearm on the shoulder of one of her exes, and joining them to sing "Oh but it's sad when a love-affair dies" with the most hilariously hammy expression on his face, before shooing them all out and closing the French-doors behind the dismissed men, and folding his arms in a pose that's as smarmy as [[RhymesOnADime utterly]] [[NarmCharm narmy]].
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-->'''Eva''': Oh, but it's sad when a love affair dies/The parting, the closing of doors/But we both should just stop fooling ourselves..."

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-->'''Eva''': Oh, but it's sad when a love affair dies/The parting, the closing of doors/But we both should just be honest, stop fooling ourselves..."



-->'''Eva''': Oh, but it's sad when a love affair dies/But when we were hot, we were hot!/You'll always remember the good times we had...

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-->'''Eva''': Oh, but it's sad when a love affair dies/But when we were hot, we were hot!/You'll always remember hot!/I know you'll look back on the good times we had...shared...



-->'''Eva''': Oh, but it's sad when a love affair dies/The decline into silence and doubt/Our passion was just too intense to survive..."
-->'''Che''': ...oh, for God's sake, get out!

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-->'''Eva''': Oh, but it's sad when a love affair dies/The decline into silence and doubt/Our passion was just too intense to survive..."
-->'''Che''': ...oh, for
survive--"
-->'''Che''': For
God's sake, get out!
out!
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* The Crowning Moment of Funny is probably, from "Rainbow Tour"

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* The Crowning Funny Moment of Funny is probably, from "Rainbow Tour"Tour":



-->'''Che''': ...oh for god's sake, get out!

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-->'''Che''': ...oh oh, for god's God's sake, get out!

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*** EVA: Did you hear that? They called me a whore! They actually called me a whore!
*** ADMIRAL: But, signora Peron, it's an easy mistake- I'm still called an admiral- yet I gave up the sea long ago!

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*** EVA: -->'''Eva''': Did you hear that? They called me a whore! They actually called me a whore!
*** ADMIRAL: -->'''Admiral''': But, signora Peron, it's an easy mistake- I'm still called an admiral- yet I gave up the sea long ago!



** "Italy's unconvinced by Argentine glory, they equate Peron with Mussolini (can't think why!)
** Tired? Eva? Tired?
* "Good Night and thank you" has others in the original musical.
** EVA: Oh, but it's sad when a love affair dies- the parting, the closing of doors. But we both should just stop fooling ourselves..."
CHE: ...Which means "Up yours"!
** EVA: Oh, but it's sad when a love affair dies- but when we were hot we were hot! You'll always remember the good times we had...
CHE: ...But Eva will not!
** EVA: Oh, but it's sad when a love affair dies- the decline into silence and doubt! Our passion was just too intense to survive..."
CHE: ...For god's sake, get out!

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** "Italy's unconvinced by Argentine glory, they glory/They equate Peron with Mussolini (can't - can't think why!)
why!"
** Tired? "Tired? Eva? Tired?
Tired?"
* "Good Night and thank you" Thank You" has others in the original musical.
** EVA:
a few:
-->'''Eva''':
Oh, but it's sad when a love affair dies- the dies/The parting, the closing of doors. But doors/But we both should just stop fooling ourselves..."
CHE: ...Which -->'''Che''': ...which means "Up yours"!
** EVA:
yours"!

-->'''Eva''':
Oh, but it's sad when a love affair dies- but dies/But when we were hot hot, we were hot! You'll hot!/You'll always remember the good times we had...
CHE: ...But -->'''Che''': ...but Eva will not!
** EVA:
not!

-->'''Eva''':
Oh, but it's sad when a love affair dies- the dies/The decline into silence and doubt! Our doubt/Our passion was just too intense to survive..."
CHE: ...For -->'''Che''': ...oh for god's sake, get out!out!

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