History Funny / Evangelion303

* Misato has news that [[http://eva-303.thecomicseries.com/comics/11 everyone is thrilled about.]]
* [[http://eva-303.thecomicseries.com/comics/12 Did you know that Sohryu was happy with our teamwork?]]
* Have we mentioned that Asuka is a {{Tsundere}}? Proof [[http://eva-303.thecomicseries.com/comics/26/ here]].
* [[http://eva-303.thecomicseries.com/comics/55/ Yes, they should really have warned him about getting her mad]].

* [[http://eva-303.thecomicseries.com/comics/66/ “For getting beat up by women this much, shouldn’t you be sleeping with at least one of them?”]]. Damn it, Kensuke.

* What is Shinji thinking about [[http://eva-303.thecomicseries.com/comics/76/ in the first panel]] when Asuka tells him that it's better getting it while it is hot?
* [[http://eva-303.thecomicseries.com/comics/86/ It was a moving party! It's not supposed to be clean.]]
* This is the face of someone who knows they've screwed up: [[http://eva-303.thecomicseries.com/comics/101/ link]]
* Asuka tells Shinji that she wants to destroy him. His answer? "[[http://eva-303.thecomicseries.com/comics/121/ I've got my 9mm in the closet...fix all your problems...]]".
* Shortly after telling him that she wanted to destroy him, [[http://eva-303.thecomicseries.com/comics/122/ Asuka claims Shinji's couch to use as she sees fit.]] Six pages later she will climb into his bed. It's funnier when you realize that we have never seen Asuka's home in this fic. As soon as he moved in the base she virtually moved with him.
* Misato [[http://eva-303.thecomicseries.com/comics/262 has a point]]. She did need to go to Nevada to get a tan.

* On the other hand, Asuka doesn't find [[http://eva-303.thecomicseries.com/comics/954 Mari hitting on Shinji]] funny at all.
* [[http://eva-303.thecomicseries.com/comics/327 Asuka's love of fast food.]]

* [[http://eva-303.thecomicseries.com/comics/91/ This]] exchange in chapter 3:

* In chapter 3 Asuka warns Shinji that she will keep an eye on him. [[http://eva303.smackjeeves.com/comics/911299/022/ Shinji wonders why a normal, well-adjusted girl can't ever say that to him.]]

* Misato has news that [[http://eva303.smackjeeves.com/comics/907415/008/ everyone is thrilled about.]]
* [[http://eva303.smackjeeves.com/comics/907416/009/ Did you know that Sohryu was happy with our teamwork?]]
* Have we mentioned that Asuka is a {{Tsundere}}? Proof [[http://eva303.smackjeeves.com/comics/907463/023/ here]].
* [[http://eva303.smackjeeves.com/comics/907893/021/ Yes, they should really have warned him about getting her mad]].

* [[http://eva303.smackjeeves.com/comics/907904/032/ “For getting beat up by women this much, shouldn’t you be sleeping with at least one of them?”]]. Damn it, Kensuke.

* What is Shinji thinking about [[http://eva303.smackjeeves.com/comics/910398/009/ in the first panel]] when Asuka tells him that it's better getting it while it is hot?
* [[http://eva303.smackjeeves.com/comics/911278/019/ It was a moving party! It is not supposed to be clean!]]
* This is the face of someone who knows they've screwed up: [[http://eva303.smackjeeves.com/comics/913426/031/ link]]
* Asuka tells Shinji that she wants to destroy him. His answer? "[[http://eva303.smackjeeves.com/comics/918667/044/ I have my gun in my closet if you need it]]".
* Shortly after telling him that she wanted to destroy him, [[http://eva303.smackjeeves.com/comics/918668/045a/ Asuka claims Shinji's couch to use as she sees fit.]] Six pages later she will climb into his bed. It's funnier when you realize that we have never seen Asuka's home in this fic. As soon as he moved in the base she virtually moved with him.
* Misato [[http://eva303.smackjeeves.com/comics/1046838/055/ has a point]]. She did need to go to Nevada to get a tan.

* On the other hand, Asuka doesn't find [[http://eva303.smackjeeves.com/comics/2056823/030/ Mari hitting on Shinji]] funny at all.
* [[http://eva303.smackjeeves.com/comics/1339560/019/ Asuka's love of fast food.]]

* [[http://eva303.smackjeeves.com/comics/911298/021/ This]] exchange in chapter 3:
-->'''Asuka''': [[MythologyGag Anta baka?]] You really tried hard to piss me off today!

* [[http://eva303.smackjeeves.com/comics/1046811/029/ Are you SURE that "idiot" is not German for "boyfriend", Asuka?]]
* You know, Asuka, [[http://eva303.smackjeeves.com/comics/960256/021/ this incident]] might have been avoided if you did not use someone else's shower without asking for permission or at least warning beforehand.

* [[http://eva303.smackjeeves.com/comics/1046821/038/ Asuka is not a good horse rider.]]
* [[http://eva303.smackjeeves.com/comics/1046856/072/ How colonel Nagato got Ritsuko to do something about the new see-through plugsuits]].

* Shinji and Asuka's SnarkToSnarkCombat in [[http://eva303.smackjeeves.com/comics/911278/019/ chapter 3]]
* [[http://eva303.smackjeeves.com/comics/1703853/028/ Earl tells one of his patrons that today's on the house... right when he is leaving the bar]]:

--> '''Asuka''': ([[LuminescentBlush very red in the face]]) "I need to get on the Pill! ''Now.''"

* In chapter 3 Asuka warns Shinji that she will keep an eye on him. [[http://eva303.smackjeeves.com/comics/911299/022/ Shinji wonders why can't a normal, well-adjusted girl ever say that to him.]]
* Asuka shows how "Keep your claws away MY man" death glares are made: [[http://eva303.smackjeeves.com/comics/2056823/030/ link]].
* Are you SURE that "idiot" is not the German for for "boyfriend", Asuka?: [[http://eva303.smackjeeves.com/comics/1046811/029/ link]]

* [[http://grummancat.deviantart.com/art/Asuka-flies-the-Space-Shuttle-162120061 This pannel]] was a joke made by Grummancat when he was starting the comic. Obviously it does not show up in the doujin.

* Misato has news and [[http://eva303.smackjeeves.com/comics/907415/008/ everyone is thrilled about them]]

* Have we said that Asuka is a {{Tsundere}}? Proof [[http://eva303.smackjeeves.com/comics/907463/023/ here]].

** And then you have their screaming match happening in the background of the next pannels.

* What is Shinji thinking about [[http://eva303.smackjeeves.com/comics/910398/009/ in the first panel]] when Asuka tells that it is better getting it while it is hot?

* Asuka tells that she wants to destroy him. Shinji's answer? "[[http://eva303.smackjeeves.com/comics/918667/044/ I have my gun in my closet if you need it]]".
* Shortly after of telling him what she wanted to destroy him, [[http://eva303.smackjeeves.com/comics/918668/045a/ Asuka claims Shinji's couch to use like she sees fit.]] Six pages later she will climb into his bed. It is funnier when you realize that we have never seen Asuka's home in this fic. As soon as he moved in the base she virtually moved with him.
* Misato [[http://eva303.smackjeeves.com/comics/1046838/055/ has a point]]. She did need going to Nevada to get a tan.

* On the other hand, [[http://eva303.smackjeeves.com/comics/2056823/030/ Mari hitting on Shinji]] amuses Asuka not at all.

* This is the face of someone who knows that has screwed it: [[http://eva303.smackjeeves.com/comics/913426/031/ link]]

--> '''Asuka''': ([[LuminescentBlush very red in the face]]) "''I need to get on the Pill. '''Now.'''''"

--> '''Asuka''': ([[LuminescentBlush very red in the face]]) "''I need to get on the Pill''. '''Now'''"

* Shinji and Asuka's SnarkToSnarkcombat in [[http://eva303.smackjeeves.com/comics/911278/019/ chapter 3]]

[[caption-width-right:350:Chapter 15 - Page 38: Maturity? What is that "maturity" thing what you are talking about? Is it a food?]]

* this conversation in chapter 5:

* Misato has news and [[http://eva303.smackjeeves.com/comics/907415/008/ everyone is thrilled about them]].

* What this Shinji thinking about [[http://eva303.smackjeeves.com/comics/910398/009/ in the first panel]] when Asuka tells that it is better getting it while it is hot?

* Shortly after of telling him what she wanted to destroy him, [[http://eva303.smackjeeves.com/comics/918668/045a/ Asuka claims Shinji's couch to use like she sees fit.]] Six pages later she will climb into her bed. It is funnier when you realize that we have never seen Asuka's home in this fic. As soon as he moved in the base she virtually moved with him.

* On ther other hand, [[http://eva303.smackjeeves.com/comics/2056823/030/ Mari hitting on Shinji]] amuses Asuka not at all.

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