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'''Dredd:''' Perps were ...uncooperative.

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'''Dredd:''' Perps were ...uncooperative.[[{{Understatement}} uncooperative]].


'''Anderson''': He just changed his mind.\\

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'''Anderson''': [[KnowWhenToFoldEm He just changed his mind.mind]].\\


'''Lex:''' I do. One million.

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'''Lex:''' [[TheDreaded I do.do]]. One million.


'''Dredd''': I said... Hotshot.\\
* fires Hotshot into perp's mouth and burns him from the inside*

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'''Dredd''': I said... Hotshot.\\
* fires
(''Fires Hotshot into perp's mouth and [[KillItWithFire burns him from the inside*inside]]'')


-->'''Dredd''': Negotiation's over.\\

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-->'''Dredd''': --->'''Dredd''': Negotiation's over.\\



'''Dredd''': I said...Hotshot.\\
* fires Hotshot into perp's mouth and burns him from the inside*

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'''Dredd''': I said... Hotshot.\\
* fires *fires Hotshot into perp's mouth and burns him from the inside*


* Earlier on in the film, when Dredd enters the Peach Trees block, he spies a homeless guy lounging around on the blast door perimeters of the Peach Trees block. He doesn't charge the homeless man for vagrancy, but admonishes him that he should be gone by the time he gets back. Later on, when Dredd is about to leave the block, the homeless guy is still there...but before Dredd can do anything, Ma-Ma then orders Peach Trees' blast doors to be closed in order to trap Dredd inside, upon which the homeless man only has enough time to [[DeathByLookingUp look up and see]] [[KarmicDeath the blast doors careening down on him]]. It would be horrifying if it didn't [[CrossesTheLineTwice cross the line into]] being [[BlackComedy darkly hilarious]].

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* Earlier on in the film, when Dredd enters the Peach Trees block, he spies a homeless guy lounging around on the blast door perimeters of the Peach Trees block. He doesn't charge the homeless man for vagrancy, but admonishes him that he should be gone by the time he gets back. Later on, when Dredd is about to leave the block, the homeless guy is still there...but before Dredd can do anything, Ma-Ma then orders Peach Trees' blast doors to be closed in order to trap Dredd inside, upon which the homeless man only has enough time to [[DeathByLookingUp look up and see]] [[KarmicDeath [[DisproportionateRetribution the blast doors careening down on him]]. It would be horrifying if it didn't [[CrossesTheLineTwice cross the line into]] being [[BlackComedy darkly hilarious]].



'''Dredd:''' Think a bullet might interfere with them more.
** Some may wonder if that wasn't an intentional jab on the Stallone Judge Dredd's infamous removal of the ever-present helmet that his comic original was famed for never, ever, removing.

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'''Dredd:''' [[DeadpanSnarker Think a bullet might interfere with them more.more]].
** Some may wonder if that wasn't an intentional jab a TakeThat on the Stallone Judge Dredd's [[HelmetsAreHardlyHeroic infamous removal of the ever-present helmet helmet]] that his comic original was famed for never, ever, removing.


** Doubles as a SugarWiki/MomentOfAwesome because he's doing this right in front of Ma-Ma's eyes. That takes serious balls.

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** Dredd's response to being told to freeze is simply to ask, "Why?"


'''Dredd''': Yep.

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'''Dredd''': Yep.Yeee-up.


'''Dredd:''' Drug bust.\\

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'''Dredd:''' [[ButForMeItWasTuesday Drug bust.\\]]\\


* Earlier on in the film, Dredd spies a homeless guy lounging around on the blast door perimeters of the Peach Trees block. He doesn't charge the homeless man for vagrancy, but admonishes him that he should be gone by the time he gets back. Later on, we see Dredd come back to Peach Trees, and the homeless guy is still there...but before Dredd can do anything, Ma-Ma then orders Peach Trees' blast doors to be closed, upon which the homeless man only has enough time to [[DeathByLookingUp look up and see]] [[KarmicDeath the blast doors careening down on him]]. It would be horrifying if it didn't [[CrossesTheLineTwice cross the line into]] being [[BlackComedy darkly hilarious]].

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* Earlier on in the film, when Dredd enters the Peach Trees block, he spies a homeless guy lounging around on the blast door perimeters of the Peach Trees block. He doesn't charge the homeless man for vagrancy, but admonishes him that he should be gone by the time he gets back. Later on, we see when Dredd come back is about to Peach Trees, and leave the block, the homeless guy is still there...but before Dredd can do anything, Ma-Ma then orders Peach Trees' blast doors to be closed, closed in order to trap Dredd inside, upon which the homeless man only has enough time to [[DeathByLookingUp look up and see]] [[KarmicDeath the blast doors careening down on him]]. It would be horrifying if it didn't [[CrossesTheLineTwice cross the line into]] being [[BlackComedy darkly hilarious]].


* Earlier on in the film, Dredd spies a homeless guy lounging around on the blast door perimeters of the Peach Trees block. He doesn't charge the homeless man for vagrancy, but admonishes him that he should be gone by the time he gets back. Later on, we see Dredd come back to Peach Trees, and the homeless guy is still there...but before Dredd can do anything, Ma-Ma then orders Peach Trees' blast doors to be closed...needless to say, the homeless man only has enough time to [[DeathByLookingUp look up to see]] [[KarmicDeath the blast doors careening down on him]]. It would be horrifying if it didn't [[CrossesTheLineTwice cross the line into]] also being [[BlackComedy darkly hilarious]].

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* Earlier on in the film, Dredd spies a homeless guy lounging around on the blast door perimeters of the Peach Trees block. He doesn't charge the homeless man for vagrancy, but admonishes him that he should be gone by the time he gets back. Later on, we see Dredd come back to Peach Trees, and the homeless guy is still there...but before Dredd can do anything, Ma-Ma then orders Peach Trees' blast doors to be closed...needless to say, closed, upon which the homeless man only has enough time to [[DeathByLookingUp look up to and see]] [[KarmicDeath the blast doors careening down on him]]. It would be horrifying if it didn't [[CrossesTheLineTwice cross the line into]] also being [[BlackComedy darkly hilarious]].


%%* That poor homeless guy.

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%%* That poor * Earlier on in the film, Dredd spies a homeless guy.guy lounging around on the blast door perimeters of the Peach Trees block. He doesn't charge the homeless man for vagrancy, but admonishes him that he should be gone by the time he gets back. Later on, we see Dredd come back to Peach Trees, and the homeless guy is still there...but before Dredd can do anything, Ma-Ma then orders Peach Trees' blast doors to be closed...needless to say, the homeless man only has enough time to [[DeathByLookingUp look up to see]] [[KarmicDeath the blast doors careening down on him]]. It would be horrifying if it didn't [[CrossesTheLineTwice cross the line into]] also being [[BlackComedy darkly hilarious]].


-->'''Chief Judge:''' What happened here?
-->'''Dredd:''' Drug bust.
-->'''Chief Judge:''' Looks like you've been through it.
-->'''Dredd:''' Perps were ...uncooperative.

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-->'''Chief Judge:''' What happened here?
-->'''Dredd:'''
here?\\
'''Dredd:'''
Drug bust.
-->'''Chief
bust.\\
'''Chief
Judge:''' Looks like you've been through it.
-->'''Dredd:'''
it.\\
'''Dredd:'''
Perps were ...uncooperative.



* Two judges [[spoiler: (who aren't corrupt)]] are stuck outside and unable to give Dredd or Anderson assistance because Techie is keeping them out and they can't go through the blast doors. [[spoiler: The corrupt]]Judge Lex and his three fellow judges come up and have the following conversation with them:
-->'''Stuck Judge''': Block's under lockdown. Malfunction with their defence system.
-->'''Inside Judge''': ''(into the intercom)'' Open up!
-->''(The blast doors open.)''
-->'''Judge Lex''': ''(to Judges outside)'' You're relieved.

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* Two judges [[spoiler: (who aren't corrupt)]] are stuck outside and unable to give Dredd or Anderson assistance because Techie is keeping them out and they can't go through the blast doors. [[spoiler: The corrupt]]Judge corrupt]] Judge Lex and his three fellow judges come up and have the following conversation with them:
-->'''Stuck Judge''': Block's under lockdown. Malfunction with their defence system.
-->'''Inside
system.\\
'''Inside
Judge''': ''(into the intercom)'' Open up!
-->''(The
up!\\
''(The
blast doors open.)''
-->'''Judge
)''\\
'''Judge
Lex''': ''(to Judges outside)'' You're relieved.



-->'''Dredd''': (''seriously injured and out of ammo'') Wait...
-->[[spoiler: '''Judge Lex''']]: 'Wait'? Are you kidding me? Did you say 'wait'? Judge Dredd... ''the'' Judge Dredd, finally gets on the wrong end of a gun, and what he says... is 'wait'. You know what? I expected more of you. I mean, wait for what? Wait for me to change my mind? Wait for another two or three seconds of life because you're so fucking weak you just can't stand to see it end?
-->'''Dredd''': No. (''[[spoiler:Anderson riddles Lex with bullets from behind]]'') Wait for her to shoot you.

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-->'''Dredd''': (''seriously injured and out of ammo'') Wait...
-->[[spoiler:
Wait...\\
[[spoiler:
'''Judge Lex''']]: 'Wait'? Are you kidding me? Did you say 'wait'? Judge Dredd... ''the'' Judge Dredd, finally gets on the wrong end of a gun, and what he says... is 'wait'. You know what? I expected more of you. I mean, wait for what? Wait for me to change my mind? Wait for another two or three seconds of life because you're so fucking weak you just can't stand to see it end?
-->'''Dredd''':
end?\\
'''Dredd''':
No. (''[[spoiler:Anderson riddles Lex with bullets from behind]]'') Wait for her to shoot you.



-->'''Dredd''': Negotiation's over.
-->'''Perp holding hostage''': Didn't you hear me? I'll kill the bitch!
-->'''Dredd''': Yeah. I heard you, hotshot.
-->'''Perp (confused)''': What?
-->'''Dredd''': I said...Hotshot.
-->*fires Hotshot into perp's mouth and burns him from the inside*

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-->'''Dredd''': Negotiation's over.
-->'''Perp
over.\\
'''Perp
holding hostage''': Didn't you hear me? I'll kill the bitch!
-->'''Dredd''':
bitch!\\
'''Dredd''':
Yeah. I heard you, hotshot.
-->'''Perp
hotshot.\\
'''Perp
(confused)''': What?
-->'''Dredd''':
What?\\
'''Dredd''':
I said...Hotshot.
-->*fires
Hotshot.\\
*fires
Hotshot into perp's mouth and burns him from the inside*



-->'''Ma-Ma:''' How much [to take out Dredd and Anderson]?
-->'''Lex:''' One million.
-->'''Ma-Ma:''' ''(scoff)'' Million?
-->'''Lex:''' You got a problem with a Judge. Do you know who he is?
-->'''Ma-Ma:''' No...
-->'''Lex:''' I do. One million.

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-->'''Ma-Ma:''' How much [to take out Dredd and Anderson]?
-->'''Lex:'''
Anderson]?\\
'''Lex:'''
One million.
-->'''Ma-Ma:'''
million.\\
'''Ma-Ma:'''
''(scoff)'' Million?
-->'''Lex:'''
Million?\\
'''Lex:'''
You got a problem with a Judge. Do you know who he is?
-->'''Ma-Ma:''' No...
-->'''Lex:'''
is?\\
'''Ma-Ma:''' No...\\
'''Lex:'''
I do. One million.


'''Dredd''': (''who's [[{{SeenItAll}} seen it all]]'') Yep.\\

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'''Dredd''': (''who's [[{{SeenItAll}} seen it all]]'') SeenItAll'') Yep.\\

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