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--->''[Captioner's notice: Kids, don't Google that.]''

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--->''[Captioner's notice: Kids, [[Rule34 don't Google that.that]].]''


*** On another bonus note, right before Deadpool decapitates him Cell muses about if Bea Arthur is still alive or not. The implication seeming to be that Deadpool decided to behead him [[DisproportionateRetribution just for that]].

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*** On another bonus note, right before Deadpool decapitates him Cell muses about if Bea Arthur Creator/BeaArthur is still alive or not. The implication seeming to be that Deadpool decided to behead him [[DisproportionateRetribution just for that]].

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-->'''Cell''': Which one is it - Ashton or Jamie?! Oh, please don't let it be Bam Margera...!


* The [[DudeNotFunny reactions]] to [[UnfortunateNames Tard's name]]. However Vinegar states that he shortens his name yet no one calls [[NWordPrivileges him...]]
-->'''Spice:''' [[CurseCutShort Vinny]]! Dammit, you're going to get us in trouble again! Don't make us kick you out like we did with Baby Spice.\\

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* The [[DudeNotFunny reactions]] to [[UnfortunateNames Tard's name]]. However name]].
-->'''Krillin:''' ''Excuse you?!''\\
'''Tard:''' ''Like'' ''[[PunnyName "Mustard"!!]]'' Come on, guys! Don't make a big deal out of this, it's ''cultural'', okay?!\\
'''Vinegar:''' Pff. I shorten
Vinegar states that he shortens his name yet no one calls all time, [[CrossesTheLineTwice but you don't hear me]] [[NWordPrivileges him...]]
-->'''Spice:''' [[CurseCutShort Vinny]]!
calling myself-]]\\
'''Spice:''' ''[[CurseCutShort Vinny!]]''
Dammit, [[NoodleIncident you're going to get us in trouble again! again!]] Don't make us kick you out like we did with Baby Spice.\\



'''[[Franchise/StarWars Admiral Piett]]:''' It's an older reference, sir, but it checks out.

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'''[[Franchise/StarWars Admiral Piett]]:''' [[MemeticMutation It's an older reference, sir, but it checks out.]]

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* The "Canadian" subs (aka the joke subs with commentary) spends a good amount of time with the subtitlers ''freaking out'' over how sexual the jokes are. Also, they have a field day with nicknaming Cell, including [[IncestIsRelative "Alabama"]] and "Vore Enthusiast". Perfect Cell's introduction includes a dad joke, his VillainousBreakdown involves the subtitlers having way too much fun with the formatting, and the confusion when none of them get the Fred Durst reference.


* When Garlic Jr. prepares to eliminate the heroes by opening up the Dead Zone, he realizes that he's been HoistByHisOwnPetard. When he states he'll close the zone and kill them himself, [[spoiler:in comes [[WebVideo/HellsingUltimateAbridged Alucard]] to shoot him and send him flying back to the Dead Zone]].

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* When Garlic Jr. prepares to eliminate the heroes by opening up the Dead Zone, he realizes that he's been HoistByHisOwnPetard.done the exact same thing that resulted in him being HoistByHisOwnPetard the last time he fought the heroes. When he states he'll close the zone and kill them himself, [[spoiler:in comes [[WebVideo/HellsingUltimateAbridged Alucard]] to shoot him and send him flying back to the Dead Zone]].


--->'''Cell:''' (face buried in dirt) Can I just absorb the androids?\\

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--->'''Cell:''' (face ''(face buried in dirt) dirt)'' Can I just absorb the androids?\\


'''Super Vegeta:''' NEVER! ''(kicks Cell into the dirt)'' Look how yoke'd I am. ''(spits)'' Straight up cock diesel!\\
'''Cell:''' Can I just absorb the androids?\\

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'''Super Vegeta:''' NEVER! ''(kicks Cell into the dirt)'' Look how yoke'd I am. ''(spits)'' Straight up cock diesel!\\
'''Cell:'''
diesel!
** Followed by Cell doing some PolitenessJudo.
--->'''Cell:''' (face buried in dirt)
Can I just absorb the androids?\\


* Cell's WrongGenreSavvy VillainousBreakdown after killing Trunks, especially the both [[SelfDeprecation Self Deprecating]] and [[TakeThatCritics Critic-Mocking]] reference to [[NeverLiveItDown their somewhat controversial ranking placement]] of Rabid-FanDumb favorite Cell [[InternalHomage in their Top 24 Dragon Ball Villains Special during DBCember 2016]]:

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* Cell's WrongGenreSavvy VillainousBreakdown after killing Trunks, especially the both [[SelfDeprecation Self Deprecating]] and [[TakeThatCritics Critic-Mocking]] reference to [[NeverLiveItDown their somewhat controversial ranking placement]] of Rabid-FanDumb favorite fan-favorite Cell [[InternalHomage in their Top 24 Dragon Ball Villains Special during DBCember 2016]]:


'''Vegeta (in Bakugou's outfi)t:''' [[NeverLiveItDown F**K YOU, DEKUROT! KILL YOURSELF!]] ''[[Manga/JoJosBizarreAdventure WRYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!]]''\\

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'''Vegeta (in Bakugou's outfi)t:''' outfit):''' [[NeverLiveItDown F**K YOU, DEKUROT! KILL YOURSELF!]] ''[[Manga/JoJosBizarreAdventure WRYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!]]''\\


'''[[spoiler:Creator/StanLee:''' [[CatchPhrase Excelsior]], Ghost Nappa]]!\\

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'''[[spoiler:Creator/StanLee:''' '''[[spoiler:Creator/StanLee]]:''' [[CatchPhrase Excelsior]], Ghost Nappa]]!\\Nappa!\\


'''[[AllWomenAreLustful Bulma:]]''' Oh, cool.

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'''[[AllWomenAreLustful Bulma:]]''' Bulma]]:''' Oh, cool.


* In their trailer for ''Anime/DragonBallZBattleOfGods'', they pose the question of whether or not they will abridge it. [[LittleNo No.]] No they won't. After citing the many characters that the abridged series hasn't gotten anywhere near (the entire Buu saga), they add that Toei would probably kill them.

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* In their trailer for ''Anime/DragonBallZBattleOfGods'', they pose the question of whether or not they will abridge it. [[LittleNo No.]] No]]. No they won't. After citing the many characters that the abridged series hasn't gotten anywhere near (the entire Buu saga), they add that Toei would probably kill them.



* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=byYi9mGfigY "Just Give Up!"]]. A song sung by Freeza about how the listener should surrender to his forces. Words do not do it justice.
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j6bF9kKDO9c "Popo the Genie"]], a Christmas song about the abomination that is Mr. Popo. And he knows you're singing it.



* In the Reddit post discussing their future plans after Episode 60, they added a postscript about whether they'd do ''GT'' or ''Super'' in its entirety.
-->"Also, we have no plans to ever do GT or Super, [[TakeThat because those are bad shows, and we like good shows]]."
* [[https://twitter.com/teamfourstar/status/1158867662262415363 Goku and Vegeta contribute to the "feral hogs" meme.]]

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* In the Reddit post discussing their future plans after Episode 60, they added a postscript about whether they'd do ''GT'' or ''Super'' in its entirety.
-->"Also, we have no plans to ever do GT or Super, [[TakeThat because those are bad shows, and we like good shows]]."
* [[https://twitter.com/teamfourstar/status/1158867662262415363 Goku and Vegeta contribute to the "feral hogs" meme.]]meme]].



* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yyi2IaxO00I Cell Vs. Yusuke Urameshi]] [[Anime/YuYuHakusho Yusuke and Kuwabara]] drop in to challenge Cell... until he asks which one of them can vaporize an entire planet with their weapons. [[KnowWhenToFoldEm They wisely pack up and leave.]]

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* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yyi2IaxO00I Cell Vs. Yusuke Urameshi]] [[Anime/YuYuHakusho Yusuke and Kuwabara]] drop in to challenge Cell... until he asks which one of them can vaporize an entire planet with their weapons. [[KnowWhenToFoldEm They wisely pack up and leave.]]leave]].



--->'''Cell:''' (''smirking'') They're going to have to take the bus home. [[DontExplainTheJoke Because they're kids.]]

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--->'''Cell:''' (''smirking'') They're going to have to take the bus home. [[DontExplainTheJoke Because they're kids.]]kids]].



** Cell applies a heaping dose of RealityEnsues on Yami Yugi by being a RulesLawyer in actually dueling Yugi, citing real life ''Yu-Gi-Oh! Trading Card Game'' tournament rules that prevent him from playing all his [[GameBreaker/YuGiOhCardGame overpowered cards]] like "Pot of Greed" and any of the God Cards.[[note]]Even funnier is that there actually ''are'' tournament-legal versions of the God Cards.[[/note]] Then he starts pointing out their choice of venue when Yugi objects. Yugi gets fed up and [[ScrewThisImOuttaHere leaves]].
---> '''Cell:''' [[VocalDissonance That is a deep voice for a fourteen year old]], [[LampshadeHanging my God.]]

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** Cell applies a heaping dose of RealityEnsues on Yami Yugi by being a RulesLawyer in actually dueling Yugi, citing real life ''Yu-Gi-Oh! Trading Card Game'' tournament rules that prevent him from playing all his [[GameBreaker/YuGiOhCardGame overpowered cards]] like "Pot of Greed" and any of the God Cards. [[note]]Even funnier is that there actually ''are'' tournament-legal versions of the God Cards.[[/note]] Then he starts pointing out their choice of venue when Yugi objects. Yugi gets fed up and [[ScrewThisImOuttaHere leaves]].
---> '''Cell:''' [[VocalDissonance That is a deep voice for a fourteen year old]], [[LampshadeHanging my God.]]God]].



--->'''Cell:''' Hmm? [[LeaningOnTheFourthWall I feel different.]]

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--->'''Cell:''' Hmm? [[LeaningOnTheFourthWall I feel different.]]different]].



** Ken fights Cell. [[PunchPunchPunchUhOh This goes as well as you'd expect.]]

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** Ken fights Cell. [[PunchPunchPunchUhOh This goes as well as you'd expect.]]expect]].



*** Particularly notable is that he stops at "Nothing more cool than being hugged by someone you like". This being [[MemeticMolester Cell]], of ''course'' [[FridgeBrilliance he stops there.]]

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*** Particularly notable is that he stops at "Nothing more cool than being hugged by someone you like". This being [[MemeticMolester Cell]], of ''course'' [[FridgeBrilliance he stops there.]]there]].



** It turns out that Kenshiro isn't interested in stopping Cell's plans, but rather, [[ExtremeOmnivore he just wanted to eat Cell's "bug meat".]]

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** It turns out that Kenshiro isn't interested in stopping Cell's plans, but rather, [[ExtremeOmnivore he just wanted to eat Cell's "bug meat".]]meat"]].



---> Fun observation: in his past fights, Cell's opponents attempted to win using showy displays of sheer force (Final Flash, Spirit Gun, [[TheLastOfTheseIsNotLikeTheOthers a children's card game]], etc.). While possibly the weakest opponent so far, Kenshiro inflicts actual damage-and pain-by [[CombatPragmatist attacking when Cell's guard is down and striking pressure points for maximum effect.]] In short, Ken proves the most effective fighter in a martial arts anime because he fights like an ''[[RealityEnsues actual freaking martial artist]].''

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---> Fun observation: in his past fights, Cell's opponents attempted to win using showy displays of sheer force (Final Flash, Spirit Gun, [[TheLastOfTheseIsNotLikeTheOthers a children's card game]], etc.). While possibly the weakest opponent so far, Kenshiro inflicts actual damage-and pain-by [[CombatPragmatist attacking when Cell's guard is down and striking pressure points for maximum effect.]] effect]]. In short, Ken proves the most effective fighter in a martial arts anime because he fights like an ''[[RealityEnsues actual freaking martial artist]].''



** Thus far, Kenshiro, without any magical powers, super modes, ancient artifacts, or demonic energies, is the ''only'' person in the Cell Vs. series to defeat Cell. Hell, he's the only one that's made him feel any sort of appreciable ''pain.'' [[MugglePower Way to go, normal guy.]]

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** Thus far, Kenshiro, without any magical powers, super modes, ancient artifacts, or demonic energies, is the ''only'' person in the Cell Vs. series to defeat Cell. Hell, he's the only one that's made him feel any sort of appreciable ''pain.'' [[MugglePower Way to go, normal guy.]]guy]].



** [[Manga/{{DeathNote}} Light Yagami]] waltzes into Cell's ring in full edgy AGodAmI mode, expecting an easy fight since Cell [[DoNotAdjustYourSet broadcasted his name to the world]]. The rest of the video is just him stalling for time while he waits for the Death Note to take effect and stop Cell's heart. [[spoiler: Sure enough, it does. Too bad for Light, Cell has ''multiple.'']]
** Cell spends the entire short insulting Light for being a [[{{Bishonen}} pretty boy]] teenager trying to take him on, even comparing him to Music/JustinTimberlake and mockingly suggesting they pose for [[{{Pun}} Cell-fies]] before [[spoiler: one of his hearts stop. After which [[BeyondTheImpossible he actually]] [[AwesomenessByAnalysis with 100% accuracy guesses what happened]] and as payback ''[[NoBodyLeftBehind atomizes Light]]''. His only regret afterwards [[CrossesTheLineTwice is that he didn't choose a more topical pretty boy to compare him to]].]]
--->'''Cell:''' ''(clicks his tongue)'' Ah, damn it [[spoiler: I should've said Creator/ZacEfron.]]

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** [[Manga/{{DeathNote}} Light Yagami]] waltzes into Cell's ring in full edgy AGodAmI mode, expecting an easy fight since Cell [[DoNotAdjustYourSet broadcasted his name to the world]]. The rest of the video is just him stalling for time while he waits for the Death Note to take effect and stop Cell's heart. [[spoiler: Sure [[spoiler:Sure enough, it does. Too bad for Light, Cell has ''multiple.'']]
''multiple'']].
** Cell spends the entire short insulting Light for being a [[{{Bishonen}} pretty boy]] teenager trying to take him on, even comparing him to Music/JustinTimberlake and mockingly suggesting they pose for [[{{Pun}} Cell-fies]] before [[spoiler: one [[spoiler:one of his hearts stop. After which [[BeyondTheImpossible he actually]] [[AwesomenessByAnalysis with 100% accuracy guesses what happened]] and as payback ''[[NoBodyLeftBehind atomizes Light]]''. His only regret afterwards [[CrossesTheLineTwice is that he didn't choose a more topical pretty boy to compare him to]].]]
to]]]].
--->'''Cell:''' ''(clicks his tongue)'' Ah, damn it [[spoiler: I [[spoiler:I should've said Creator/ZacEfron.]] Creator/ZacEfron]].



--->'''Cell:''' [[SincerityMode Oh, what am I hearing right now, and can I buy it on Amazon?]]

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--->'''Cell:''' [[SincerityMode Oh, what am I hearing right now, and can I buy it on Amazon?]]Amazon]]?



-->'''Cell:''' Oh my-I'm a sundial for pests!...I needed to be specific. I needed to be ''way'' more specific with my message.

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-->'''Cell:''' Oh my-I'm a sundial for pests!...pests! ...I needed to be specific. I needed to be ''way'' more specific with my message.



-->'''Saitama''': "You sure about that, Genny? You... kiiiiinda [[TheWorfEffect know how this goes, right?]]"

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-->'''Saitama''': "You sure about that, Genny? You... kiiiiinda [[TheWorfEffect know how this goes, right?]]"right]]?"



** The fact that [[spoiler:Saitama is all set up to fight in the tournament... only to realize that a ''sale'' [[SkewedPriorities is going on the same day as the tournament]], so he has to decline.]]
--->'''Cell:''' That's it? ''Seriously''?! [[LeaningOnTheFourthWall I feel like I'm not the only one being blue-balled right now.]]

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** The fact that [[spoiler:Saitama is all set up to fight in the tournament... only to realize that a ''sale'' [[SkewedPriorities is going on the same day as the tournament]], so he has to decline.]]
decline]].
--->'''Cell:''' That's it? ''Seriously''?! [[LeaningOnTheFourthWall I feel like I'm not the only one being blue-balled right now.]]now]].



* According to the ''History of Trunks Breakdown'', the team was ''that close'' to actually having Gohan accept Bulma's proposition. [[spoiler:And they recorded the lines anyway. [[CallBack Seems Saiyans have similar sex habits.]]]] [[note]]He prefaces it by saying they didn't regret shying away from it.[[/note]]

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* According to the ''History of Trunks Breakdown'', the team was ''that close'' to actually having Gohan accept Bulma's proposition. [[spoiler:And they recorded the lines anyway. [[CallBack Seems Saiyans have similar sex habits.]]]] habits]].]] [[note]]He prefaces it by saying they didn't regret shying away from it.[[/note]]



* Episode 48 Breakdown: "Hey look! It's the [[FunWithAcronyms KOC]]!"[[note]][[DontExplainTheJoke "Krillin Owned Count". Kaiser pronounces it like "cock".]][[/note]]

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* Episode 48 Breakdown: "Hey look! It's the [[FunWithAcronyms KOC]]!"[[note]][[DontExplainTheJoke "Krillin Owned Count". Kaiser pronounces it like "cock".]][[/note]]"cock"]].[[/note]]


%%* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V06DISKajss This is the best song ever.]]
%%** [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=24Nf57XYUn8 This one is better.]]
%%*** [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dvAUvRU5QV0 This one is the best.]]
%%** [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hle2-bGDh10 This song is the best one of all time!]]
%%*** [[spoiler: WebVideo/TheNostalgiaCritic: [[TheStinger Why am I doing this? I already have a mustache!]]]]



* They turned Recoome into a pastiche of pro wrestlers, most prominently [[Wrestling/DwayneJohnson The Rock]], in one ball of wrestling hilarity. And apparently, as episode 20 shows, [[spoiler: Goku is Hulk Hogan.]]

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* They turned Recoome into a pastiche of pro wrestlers, most prominently [[Wrestling/DwayneJohnson The Rock]], in one ball of wrestling hilarity. And apparently, as episode 20 shows, [[spoiler: Goku [[spoiler:Goku is Hulk Hogan.]]Hogan]].



--> '''Guru:''' [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kmPW0bhWIiY Drop it!]]

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--> '''Guru:''' [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kmPW0bhWIiY Drop it!]]it]]!



** At the very beginning of the short, Cell mutters under his breath "[[AttentionDeficitCreatorDisorder I can't believe we're making more of these instead of episodes!]]"

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** At the very beginning of the short, Cell mutters under his breath "[[AttentionDeficitCreatorDisorder I can't believe we're making more of these instead of episodes!]]"episodes]]!"



** Cell sends Team Rocket [[IncrediblyLamePun blasting off again]] before they finish their intro scene. Misty and Brock don't actually care if they're okay.
*** Knowing [[IronButtMonkey Team Rocket]], they probably are.
** Cell is completely in the dark about Pokémon, wondering what they are and how their name, Pocket Monster, doesn't really make sense as they are on Ash's belt and should therefore be called ball monsters or duel monsters. Which leads to him directly comparing Pokémon to Duel Monsters.
** At the very end, when [[spoiler: Mewtwo]] flies by:

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** Cell sends Team Rocket [[IncrediblyLamePun blasting off again]] before they finish their intro scene. Misty and Brock don't actually care if they're okay.
*** Knowing
okay. Of course, knowing this is [[IronButtMonkey Team Rocket]], they probably are.
** Cell is completely in the dark about Pokémon, wondering what they are and how their name, Pocket Monster, doesn't really make sense as they are on Ash's belt and should therefore be called ball monsters Ball Monsters or duel monsters.Duel Monsters. Which leads to him directly comparing Pokémon to Duel Monsters.
** At the very end, when [[spoiler: Mewtwo]] [[spoiler:Mewtwo]] flies by:



** How does he enter? He sneaks up behind Cell, and asks [[MemeticMutation "Did you know the mitochondria is your powerhouse?"]]
** The Merc with a Mouth has been contracted to kill Cell! Who is the person behind it? [[spoiler:Nappa. Just so he can have his crossover movie with Spider-Man]]
--->'''[[spoiler: Nappa]]:''' (''After hanging up'') All right, [[spoiler: Mr. Lee]], it's happening.\\
'''[[spoiler: Creator/StanLee:''' [[CatchPhrase Excelsior]], Ghost Nappa!]]\\
'''[[spoiler: Nappa]]:''' I'm not a gho- [[DiscreditedMeme it's been like a season, dude, come on.]]

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** How does he enter? He sneaks up behind Cell, and asks [[MemeticMutation "Did "[[MemeticMutation Did you know the mitochondria is your powerhouse?"]]
powerhouse?]]"
** The Merc with a Mouth has been contracted to kill Cell! Who is the person behind it? [[spoiler:Nappa. Just so he can have his crossover movie with Spider-Man]]
--->'''[[spoiler: Nappa]]:'''
Spider-Man]].
--->'''[[spoiler:Nappa]]:'''
(''After hanging up'') All right, [[spoiler: Mr.[[spoiler:Mr. Lee]], it's happening.\\
'''[[spoiler: Creator/StanLee:''' '''[[spoiler:Creator/StanLee:''' [[CatchPhrase Excelsior]], Ghost Nappa!]]\\
'''[[spoiler: Nappa]]:'''
Nappa]]!\\
'''[[spoiler:Nappa]]:'''
I'm not a gho- [[DiscreditedMeme it's been like a season, dude, come on.]]on]].



** Just the way Deadpool trolls against Cell is friggin hilarious.

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** Just the way Deadpool trolls against Cell is friggin friggin' hilarious.



-->'''Cell''': Huh. [[Anime/DragonBallSuper The thought of a hired gun never crossed my mind....]]

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-->'''Cell''': Huh. [[Anime/DragonBallSuper The thought of a hired gun never crossed my mind....]]mind]]...



--->'''Cell''': Swords? Buddy, I've got a boy with [[YouGottaHaveBlueHair lavender hair]] who can give you a rundown on how poorly that's gonna work out for [[MajorInjuryUnderreaction where is my arm]]? ''(sees Deadpool waving his own arm at him)'' I stand corrected. Also lopsided.\\

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--->'''Cell''': Swords? Buddy, I've got a boy with [[YouGottaHaveBlueHair lavender hair]] who can give you a rundown on how poorly that's gonna work out for for- [[MajorInjuryUnderreaction where is my arm]]? ''(sees Deadpool waving his own arm at him)'' I stand corrected. Also lopsided.\\



--->'''Deadpool:''' OKAY! THAT DOES IT! ''(teleports closer to Cell)'' I'm pretty sure I'm losing memories of my childhood now! And while I'm more than happy to part with [[HilariouslyAbusiveChildhood my dear memories of Uncle Mickey and his van]], I ''can't'' risk [[SkewedPriorities losing the first time I touched a boob at chess camp!]]
** How does Deadpool exit? [[spoiler: He gets called by Logan on a [[ComicBook/JeanGrey Code Phoenix]]. And Deadpool is very fed up with this, saying it comes up almost ''every month''. Deadpool goes so far to as to tell Wolvy not to kill her this time, to the latter's confusion and annoyance.]]

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--->'''Deadpool:''' OKAY! THAT DOES IT! ''(teleports closer to Cell)'' I'm pretty sure I'm losing memories of my childhood now! And while I'm more than happy to part with [[HilariouslyAbusiveChildhood my dear memories of Uncle Mickey and his van]], I ''can't'' risk [[SkewedPriorities losing the first time I touched a boob at chess camp!]]
camp]]!
** How does Deadpool exit? [[spoiler: He [[spoiler:He gets called by Logan on a [[ComicBook/JeanGrey Code Phoenix]]. And Deadpool is very fed up with this, saying it comes up almost ''every month''. Deadpool goes so far to as to tell Wolvy not to kill her this time, to the latter's confusion and annoyance.]]annoyance]].



** How does the fight end? [[spoiler: Deadpool casually slicing off Cell's head.]]

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** How does the fight end? [[spoiler: Deadpool [[spoiler:Deadpool casually slicing off Cell's head.]]head]].



*** On another bonus note, right before Deadpool decapitates him Cell muses about if Bea Arthur is still alive or not. The implication seeming to be that Deadpool decided to behead him [[DisproportionateRetribution just for that.]]

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*** On another bonus note, right before Deadpool decapitates him Cell muses about if Bea Arthur is still alive or not. The implication seeming to be that Deadpool decided to behead him [[DisproportionateRetribution just for that.]]that]].



* We end up getting to see [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2vykqtYSr5c episode 2]]...[[BaitAndSwitch kind of]].
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gxwLMfypEOk Subscriber Special]]: After hearing there were at least 9k subscribers, the usual question was asked, however, this happens..

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* We end up getting to see [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2vykqtYSr5c episode 2]]...Episode 2]]... [[BaitAndSwitch kind of]].
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gxwLMfypEOk Subscriber Special]]: After hearing there were at least 9k subscribers, the usual question was asked, however, this happens..happens.



'''Vegeta:''' It's over…\\

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'''Vegeta:''' It's over…\\over...\\



'''Vegeta:''' [[ExactlyWhatIMeantToSay Yes I did, Nappa]]. [[ShowTheirWork Yes I did]].[[note]]Vegeta's actual line of dialogue in the original Japanese version was "over 8,000".[[/note]]

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'''Vegeta:''' [[ExactlyWhatIMeantToSay Yes I did, Nappa]]. [[ShowTheirWork Yes I did]]. [[note]]Vegeta's actual line of dialogue in the original Japanese version was "over 8,000".[[/note]]



---> '''Nappa [Dressed as Broly]:''' I'm Creator/VicMignogna! Ahh my poor vocal cords!

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---> '''Nappa [Dressed as Broly]:''' I'm Creator/VicMignogna! Ahh Ah, my poor vocal cords!



** The obnoxious [[WebVideo/GantzAbridged salaryman]]… er, fan. That is all.

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** The obnoxious [[WebVideo/GantzAbridged salaryman]]… salaryman]]... er, fan. That is all.



'''Vegeta:''' [[NoIndoorVoice I DON'T KNOW! LET'S ASK HIM!]]\\

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'''Vegeta:''' [[NoIndoorVoice I DON'T KNOW! LET'S ASK HIM!]]\\HIM]]!\\



'''Vegeta:''' Oh, [[PrecisionFStrike GO F*CK YOURSELF!]]

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'''Vegeta:''' Oh, [[PrecisionFStrike GO F*CK YOURSELF!]]YOURSELF]]!



* There's also [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F2QceasVwvo the second FAQ special]]. Yamcha tries to answer a question, and is [[NeverLiveItDown blown up by a saibaman]].

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* There's also [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F2QceasVwvo the second FAQ special]]. Yamcha tries to answer a question, and is [[NeverLiveItDown blown up by a saibaman]].Saibaman]].



--->'''Chiaotzu:''' (reads question) "Can I be a part of Team Four Star?" Oh yeah, sure!...[[TakeThatAudience when you grow some friggin' talent]].\\

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--->'''Chiaotzu:''' (reads question) "Can I be a part of Team Four Star?" Oh yeah, sure!... [[TakeThatAudience when you grow some friggin' talent]].\\



'''Yamcha:''' [[NonSequiturThud I can't feel my arms…]]

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'''Yamcha:''' [[NonSequiturThud I can't feel my arms…]]arms]]...



--->'''King Kai:''' And remember: [[AskAStupidQuestion There's no such thing as stupid questions, unless a stupid person is asking it.]]\\

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--->'''King Kai:''' And remember: [[AskAStupidQuestion There's no such thing as stupid questions, unless a stupid person is asking it.]]\\it]].\\



-->'''Krillin''' : [[InelegantBlubbering Oh, gah… Why can't I?… Just one hit... I ki… I killed Saibamen… He didn't see me coming! He can't sense energy! WHY WAS HE ABLE TO DODGE THAT?! It's not fair! I ca… I can't be this useless! It's not fair! Why are there so many ostriches? The brochure said there'd only be a few of them!]]
** Which is a shoutout to a [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nr8r09c8ogg Family Guy bit]].

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-->'''Krillin''' : [[InelegantBlubbering Oh, gah… gah... Why can't I?… I?... Just one hit... I ki… ki... I killed Saibamen… He didn't see me coming! He can't sense energy! WHY WAS HE ABLE TO DODGE THAT?! It's not fair! I ca… ca... I can't be this useless! It's not fair! Why are there so many ostriches? The brochure said there'd only be a few of them!]]
them]]!
** Which is a shoutout ShoutOut to a [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nr8r09c8ogg Family Guy bit]].



'''Vegeta:''' Goddamnit, Nappa, stop breaking the fourth… [[DistractedByTheSexy whoa, wow, she]] ''[[DistractedByTheSexy is]]'' [[DistractedByTheSexy hot.]]\\

to:

'''Vegeta:''' Goddamnit, Nappa, stop breaking the fourth… fourth... [[DistractedByTheSexy whoa, wow, she]] ''[[DistractedByTheSexy is]]'' [[DistractedByTheSexy hot.]]\\hot]].\\



* In the middle of the Connecticon 2011 announcement.
--> '''Announcer:''' …wait a minute, this is missing something. Hey, Nappa, say something funny.\\

to:

* In the middle of the Connecticon [=ConnectiCon=] 2011 announcement.
--> '''Announcer:''' …wait '''Announcer:''' ...Wait a minute, this is missing something. Hey, Nappa, say something funny.\\



* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KOqIngh_-_A&feature=feedu Nappa and the other bald characters' parody of Lady Gaga's Born This Way.]]

to:

* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KOqIngh_-_A&feature=feedu Nappa and the other bald characters' parody of Lady Gaga's Born This Way.]]Way]].


* A deleted scene from episode 43, the [[UsefulNotes/NorthKorea Democratic People's Republic of Korea]] tries to save the day with their military. Keyword being tries. Their missiles launched and… [[spoiler:[[EpicFail proceeded to all malfunction at the same time and fall back down,]] [[AttackAttackRetreatRetreat causing the PRK army to run]] in the name of the glorious People's Republic.]]

to:

* A deleted scene from episode 43, the [[UsefulNotes/NorthKorea Democratic People's Republic of Korea]] tries to save the day with their military. Keyword being tries. Their missiles launched and… [[spoiler:[[EpicFail proceeded to all malfunction at the same time and fall back down,]] down]], [[AttackAttackRetreatRetreat causing the PRK army to run]] in the name of the glorious People's Republic.]]



** When Vegeta gets to the "Son Goku" shirt, he stops dead in his tracks, [[InsistentTerminology refusing to refer to Kakarot as anything else,]] eventually goading Alucard into setting him up for the '''"[[MemeticMutation I AM THE HYPE!]]"''' line.

to:

** When Vegeta gets to the "Son Goku" shirt, he stops dead in his tracks, [[InsistentTerminology refusing to refer to Kakarot as anything else,]] else]], eventually goading Alucard into setting him up for the '''"[[MemeticMutation I AM THE HYPE!]]"''' line.



--->'''Nappa''': ''(Arguing on the phone)'' I'm begging you— Yes, I know! [[FantasticRacism He called you a monkey!]] But, Vegeta, you called him ''[[{{Literature/Twilight}} Sparkles]]''! ''[[TakeThat That is so much worse]]''!\\

to:

--->'''Nappa''': ''(Arguing on the phone)'' I'm begging you— Yes, I know! [[FantasticRacism He called you a monkey!]] monkey]]! But, Vegeta, you called him ''[[{{Literature/Twilight}} Sparkles]]''! ''[[TakeThat That is so much worse]]''!\\



'''Vegeta''': '''[[BigWhat WHAT?!]]'''

to:

'''Vegeta''': '''[[BigWhat WHAT?!]]'''WHAT]]?!'''



* ''Anime/DragonBallKai Abridged'', the entirety of season 1 condensed into [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Uo5Rhn8zuPA two minutes and ten seconds of nonstop hilarity.]]

to:

* ''Anime/DragonBallKai Abridged'', the entirety of season Season 1 condensed into [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Uo5Rhn8zuPA two minutes and ten seconds of nonstop hilarity.]]hilarity]].



'''Nappa:''' [[FountainOfMemes I am hilarious]] [[SelfDemonstratingArticle and you will quote everything I say.]]\\

to:

'''Nappa:''' [[FountainOfMemes I am hilarious]] [[SelfDemonstratingArticle and you will quote everything I say.]]\\say]].\\



'''Tien:''' [[OnlySaneMan I am the only serious character in the show.]] [[TheComicallySerious That is the joke.]]

to:

'''Tien:''' [[OnlySaneMan I am the only serious character in the show.]] show]]. [[TheComicallySerious That is the joke.]]joke]].



-->'''Freeza:''' Hello, I'm [[SpaceX Space]] [[UsefulNotes/NapoleonBonaparte Napole]][[UsefulNotes/AdolfHitler hitler]]. Give me the thing.\\

to:

-->'''Freeza:''' Hello, I'm [[SpaceX Space]] [[UsefulNotes/NapoleonBonaparte Napole]][[UsefulNotes/AdolfHitler hitler]].Hitler]]. Give me the thing.\\



'''Freeza:''' [[WouldHurtAChild Kill his kid!]] ''(Kid dies with a [[StockScream Wilhelm Scream]])'' [[RuleOfThree Give me the thing]].\\

to:

'''Freeza:''' [[WouldHurtAChild Kill his kid!]] kid]]! ''(Kid dies with a [[StockScream Wilhelm Scream]])'' [[RuleOfThree Give me the thing]].\\



'''Goku:''' (''thinking'') [[LampshadeHanging I wonder if this'll become a trend.]]

to:

'''Goku:''' (''thinking'') [[LampshadeHanging I wonder if this'll become a trend.]]trend]].



'''Piccolo:''' '''''[[BigNo NOOOOO]]--'''''(''POW! POW!'')'''''--[[BigNo OOOOOOO!]]'''''

to:

'''Piccolo:''' '''''[[BigNo NOOOOO]]--'''''(''POW! POW!'')'''''--[[BigNo OOOOOOO!]]'''''OOOOOOO]]!'''''



-->'''Goku and Vegeta:''' [[GratuitousJapanese No, Freeza-dono, yamete!]][[labelnote:Explanation]]No, Sir Freeza, stop![[/labelnote]]

to:

-->'''Goku and Vegeta:''' [[GratuitousJapanese No, Freeza-dono, yamete!]][[labelnote:Explanation]]No, yamate]]! [[labelnote:Translanation]]No, Sir Freeza, stop![[/labelnote]]



'''Vegeta:''' (weak and slurring) ''He's a Super [[KilledMidSentence Saiya—]]'' *Death Beam*
* Another reference to the infamous Big Green dub.
-->'''Goku:''' Hey, let that Vegeta alone!

to:

'''Vegeta:''' (weak and slurring) ''He's a Super [[KilledMidSentence Saiya—]]'' Saiya]]—'' *Death Beam*
* Another reference to the infamous Big Green dub.
-->'''Goku:''' Hey, let that Vegeta alone!
Beam*



'''Freeza:''' '''''[[RuleOfThree STOP.]] [[PunctuatedForEmphasis IT.]]'''''\\

to:

'''Freeza:''' '''''[[RuleOfThree STOP.]] STOP]]. [[PunctuatedForEmphasis IT.]]'''''\\IT]].'''''\\



'''VideoGame/UnrealTournament [[Creator/PeterCullen Announcer]]: [[http://youtu.be/AWuEBX2Fdqo?t=24s DOMINATING!]]'''\\

to:

'''VideoGame/UnrealTournament [[Creator/PeterCullen Announcer]]: [[http://youtu.be/AWuEBX2Fdqo?t=24s DOMINATING!]]'''\\DOMINATING]]!'''\\



* After the spirit bomb.

to:

* After the spirit bomb.Spirit Bomb.



-->'''Krillin:''' [[HowIsThatEvenPossible How is that a]] ''[[HowIsThatEvenPossible thing?!]]''

to:

-->'''Krillin:''' [[HowIsThatEvenPossible How is that a]] ''[[HowIsThatEvenPossible thing?!]]''thing]]?!''



'''King Kai:''' [[SuddenlyShouting Do the thing!]]

to:

'''King Kai:''' [[SuddenlyShouting Do the thing!]]thing]]!



** Said Namekian, instead of being [[Franchise/StarTrek Klingon]] like in the main abridged series, is just the phrase "[[MemeticMutation Fuck you, I'm a dragon!]]" spoken backwards.
* Freeza using the "Kien-structo Disk" to hit Goku… [[EpicFail only to cut himself apart immediately after throwing it.]]
-->'''Freeza:''' ''[[HowIsThatEvenPossible How!?]]''\\

to:

** Said Namekian, instead of being [[Franchise/StarTrek Klingon]] like in the main abridged series, is just the phrase "[[MemeticMutation Fuck you, I'm a dragon!]]" dragon]]!" spoken backwards.
* Freeza using the "Kien-structo Disk" Disc" to hit Goku… Goku... [[EpicFail only to cut himself apart immediately after throwing it.]]
-->'''Freeza:''' ''[[HowIsThatEvenPossible How!?]]''\\How]]!?''\\



* The ending in which Goku uses the Muffin Button so much, [[spoiler: he turns Namek into a giant muffin.]]

to:

* The ending in which Goku uses the Muffin Button so much, [[spoiler: he [[spoiler:he turns Namek into a giant muffin.]]muffin]].



'''Dodoria''': [[spoiler: I have a ''THICK. MEATY.'' '''''VAGINA.''''' ''(She's blasted by Vegeta, who begins to gag.)]]''

to:

'''Dodoria''': [[spoiler: I [[spoiler:I have a ''THICK. MEATY.'' '''''VAGINA.''''' ''(She's blasted by Vegeta, who begins to gag.)]]''



'''Zarbon:''' Maybe I'm gay. [[CampStraight Or maybe stereotypes are bullshit.]] MMM. ''(Transforms)'' '''''PUSSY!'''''\\

to:

'''Zarbon:''' Maybe I'm gay. [[CampStraight Or maybe stereotypes are bullshit.]] bullshit]]. MMM. ''(Transforms)'' '''''PUSSY!'''''\\



'''Goku:''' [[IncrediblyLamePun Well I'll be a monkey's uncle.]]

to:

'''Goku:''' [[IncrediblyLamePun Well I'll be a monkey's uncle.]]uncle]].



'''23rd World Tournament-era Piccolo:''' [[MythologyGag ALL OF THEM?!]]

to:

'''23rd World Tournament-era Piccolo:''' [[MythologyGag ALL OF THEM?!]]THEM]]?!



-->'''Tutor:''' ''(while wielding [[WhipItGood a whip]])'' LEARN! LEARN! LEARN! ''(stops whiping)'' ARE YOU LEARNING YET?\\

to:

-->'''Tutor:''' ''(while wielding [[WhipItGood a whip]])'' LEARN! LEARN! LEARN! ''(stops whiping)'' whipping)'' ARE YOU LEARNING YET?\\



** Even better, he sounds like [[WesternAnimation/TheFairlyOddParents Mr. Crocker.]]

to:

** Even better, he sounds like [[WesternAnimation/TheFairlyOddParents Mr. Crocker.]]Crocker]].



-->'''Spice:''' [[CurseCutShort Vinny!]] Dammit, you're going to get us in trouble again! Don't make us kick you out like we did with Baby Spice.\\

to:

-->'''Spice:''' [[CurseCutShort Vinny!]] Vinny]]! Dammit, you're going to get us in trouble again! Don't make us kick you out like we did with Baby Spice.\\



* According to Kami, the Black Water Mist was created by [[TheStoner Mr. Popo]] for drug purposes. The mist is then used on Piccolo, who turns into a rabid dog. He also mentions that according to Popo it's great for vape pens and [[{{Squick}} butt chugging.]] [[labelnote:*]]The act of taking alcoholic or narcotic liquids anally in order to speed up and intensify their effects.[[/labelnote]]

to:

* According to Kami, the Black Water Mist was created by [[TheStoner Mr. Popo]] for drug purposes. The mist is then used on Piccolo, who turns into a rabid dog. He also mentions that according to Popo it's great for vape pens and [[{{Squick}} butt chugging.]] chugging]]. [[labelnote:*]]The act of taking alcoholic or narcotic liquids anally in order to speed up and intensify their effects.[[/labelnote]]



'''Krillin:''' Gohan! ''(Tard punches him in the stomach)'' [[PrecisionFStrike FUCK!]] [[note]]As an aside: in this episode, '''NONE''' of the f-strikes are censored.[[/note]]\\
'''Tard:''' You and I are gonna have a real [[JustForPun gas!]]\\

to:

'''Krillin:''' Gohan! ''(Tard punches him in the stomach)'' [[PrecisionFStrike FUCK!]] FUCK]]! [[note]]As an aside: in this episode, '''NONE''' of the f-strikes swears are censored.[[/note]]\\
censored[[/note]]\\
'''Tard:''' You and I are gonna have a real [[JustForPun gas!]]\\gas]]!\\



* After Piccolo squeezes his own neck to the point of bleeding causing Garlic Jr. [[VomitDiscretionShot to vomit]] and Gohan kills Spice, Vinegar [[ScrewThisImOuttaHere just decides to leave.]]

to:

* After Piccolo squeezes his own neck to the point of bleeding causing Garlic Jr. [[VomitDiscretionShot to vomit]] and Gohan kills Spice, Vinegar [[ScrewThisImOuttaHere just decides to leave.]]leave]].



* When Garlic Jr. prepares to eliminate the heroes by opening up the Dead Zone, he realizes that he's been HoistByHisOwnPetard. When he states he'll close the zone and kill them himself, [[spoiler:in comes [[WebVideo/HellsingUltimateAbridged Alucard]] to shoot him and send him flying back to the Dead Zone.]]

to:

* When Garlic Jr. prepares to eliminate the heroes by opening up the Dead Zone, he realizes that he's been HoistByHisOwnPetard. When he states he'll close the zone and kill them himself, [[spoiler:in comes [[WebVideo/HellsingUltimateAbridged Alucard]] to shoot him and send him flying back to the Dead Zone.]]Zone]].



* TheStinger reveals that Vinegar became the best-selling author of [[Literature/TheFaultInOurStars "The Fault in our Makyo Stars"]]. And the host closes by calling him "Mr. N''*[[CensoredForComedy bleep]]*''", prompting Vinegar to timidly remind her that [[BrickJoke he goes by "Vinny" instead]].
* "[[BreakingTheFourthWall Man, I'm glad we skipped this the first time.]]"

to:

* TheStinger reveals that Vinegar became the best-selling author of [[Literature/TheFaultInOurStars "The Fault in our Our Makyo Stars"]]. And the host closes by calling him "Mr. N''*[[CensoredForComedy bleep]]*''", prompting Vinegar to timidly remind her that [[BrickJoke he goes by "Vinny" instead]].
* "[[BreakingTheFourthWall Man, I'm glad we skipped this the first time.]]"
time]]."



** It's also a bit of a StealthPun, but there's a sound like metal on rock when Trunks' sword gets stuck around the place where, were he conforming to human biology, Freeza's heart would be. [[note]][[DontExplainTheJoke He's got a heart of stone.]][[/note]]

to:

** It's also a bit of a StealthPun, but there's a sound like metal on rock when Trunks' sword gets stuck around the place where, were he conforming to human biology, Freeza's heart would be. [[note]][[DontExplainTheJoke He's got a heart of stone.]][[/note]]stone]].[[/note]]



-->'''19:''' [[AC:[[Disney/{{Pinocchio}} Fa-A-ther, I wish to be a real boy...]]]]

to:

-->'''19:''' [[AC:[[Disney/{{Pinocchio}} Fa-A-ther, I wish to be a real boy...]]]]boy]]...]]



* Dr. Gero prepares two more Androids, [[RealitySubtext the original ones]] [[RememberTheNewGuy who were always a part of the story]]. [[SuspiciouslySpecificDenial From the very beginning.]] [[note]]Dr. Gero & Android 19 were originally going to be the {{Big Bad}}s of the Androids saga, but 18, 17 and 16 were introduced thanks to ExecutiveMeddling, which also resulted in Cell when Toriyama's editor was also displeased with the three.

to:

* Dr. Gero prepares two more Androids, [[RealitySubtext the original ones]] [[RememberTheNewGuy who were always a part of the story]]. [[SuspiciouslySpecificDenial From the very beginning.]] beginning]].[[note]]Dr. Gero & Android 19 were originally going to be the {{Big Bad}}s of the Androids saga, but 18, 17 and 16 were introduced thanks to ExecutiveMeddling, which also resulted in Cell when Toriyama's editor was also displeased with the three.



-->''[[AC:Hello I am Android 16. I am hilarious and you will -- [[BrokenRecord BIRDS BIRDS BIRDS]] -- [[RunningGag Goku.]]]]

to:

-->''[[AC:Hello I am Android 16. I am hilarious and you will -- [[BrokenRecord BIRDS BIRDS BIRDS]] -- [[RunningGag Goku.]]]]Goku]].]]



* After 18's done dismantling Vegeta...
-->'''17:''' 'Ey...don't bang my sister.\\

to:

* After 18's done dismantling Vegeta...
Vegeta.
-->'''17:''' 'Ey... don't bang my sister.\\



'''16:''' [[AC:He wants pussy [[FoeRomanceSubtext like I want Goku.]]]]\\

to:

'''16:''' [[AC:He wants pussy [[FoeRomanceSubtext like I want Goku.]]]]\\Goku]].]]\\



'''16:''' [[AC:It ''is'' a little gay, dude.]]

to:

'''16:''' [[AC:It ''is'' a little gay, dude.]]dude]].



** The fact Dekurot's mom could refer to Gine brings two funny implications: chubby Gine, or [[CrackShip the weird pairing of Nappa and Gine.]]
** Then there's the other implication about Nappa being All Might: [[spoiler:that means he gave Goku/Dekurot his powers.]]

to:

** The fact Dekurot's mom could refer to Gine brings two funny implications: chubby Gine, or [[CrackShip the weird pairing of Nappa and Gine.]]
Gine]].
** Then there's the other implication about Nappa being All Might: [[spoiler:that means he gave Goku/Dekurot his powers.]]powers]].



-->'''Imperfect Cell:''' [[ParentsForADay You're gonna help me raise this child!]]
-->'''Piccolo:''' [[CommitmentIssues I'm not ready for that level of commitment!]]
-->'''Imperfect Cell:''' [[WouldHurtAChild Fine!]] (''[[BlackComedy drinks]]'' [[WouldHurtAChild the baby instead]])
-->'''Piccolo:''' [[BigNo NOOOOO!!!]] [[NotSoAboveItAll MY BABY!!!]]

to:

-->'''Imperfect Cell:''' [[ParentsForADay You're gonna help me raise this child!]]
child]]!
-->'''Piccolo:''' [[CommitmentIssues I'm not ready for that level of commitment!]]
commitment]]!
-->'''Imperfect Cell:''' [[WouldHurtAChild Fine!]] Fine]]! (''[[BlackComedy drinks]]'' [[WouldHurtAChild the baby instead]])
-->'''Piccolo:''' [[BigNo NOOOOO!!!]] NOOOOO]]!!! [[NotSoAboveItAll MY BABY!!!]]BABY]]!!!



-->'''Imperfect Cell:''' [[CallBack Because I'm]] [[UpToEleven NINE guys,]] [[RhymesOnADime burgers and fries!]]

to:

-->'''Imperfect Cell:''' [[CallBack Because I'm]] [[UpToEleven NINE guys,]] guys]], [[RhymesOnADime burgers and fries!]]fries]]!



* Goku saying [[Manga/MyHeroAcademia "Plus]] [[BrickJoke Ultra!"]] when he fetches Gohan.

to:

* Goku saying [[Manga/MyHeroAcademia "Plus]] "[[Manga/MyHeroAcademia Plus]] [[BrickJoke Ultra!"]] Ultra!]]" when he fetches Gohan.



'''Android 16:''' [[AC:I like the [[WesternAnimation/WileECoyoteAndTheRoadRunner Road Runner.]]]]\\

to:

'''Android 16:''' [[AC:I like the [[WesternAnimation/WileECoyoteAndTheRoadRunner Road Runner.]]]]\\Runner]].]]\\



'''Android 17:''' Oh cool. That's fine then. ''(Cell absorbs him, and it's shown off as a Pornhub video titled "GUY TAKES ALL OF HIS STEP BROTHER IN HIS GAPING HOLE")''
** On the topic of Pornhub, the recommend videos are "'''Hot Twunk Gets Fisted By Older Man''" (Dr. Gero punching a hole in Yamcha's chest), "''Hot Young Guy Splits [[CallBack F.A.G.]] in Half''" (Trunks slicing Mecha Freeza in half), "''Teen Girl Gets Pussy Pounded''" (Goku touching Bulma's panties as a kid to check for balls) and "''Spying in Girl's Bathroom''" (Master Roshi using a shrinking device to peep on Bulma in the bathroom)

to:

'''Android 17:''' Oh cool. That's fine then. ''(Cell absorbs him, and it's shown off as a Pornhub P-Hub video titled "GUY TAKES ALL OF HIS STEP BROTHER IN HIS GAPING HOLE")''
** On the topic of Pornhub, P-Hub, the recommend videos are "'''Hot Twunk Gets Fisted By Older Man''" (Dr. Gero punching a hole in Yamcha's chest), "''Hot Young Guy Splits [[CallBack F.A.G.]] in Half''" (Trunks slicing Mecha Freeza in half), "''Teen Girl Gets Pussy Pounded''" (Goku touching Bulma's panties as a kid to check for balls) and "''Spying in Girl's Bathroom''" (Master Roshi using a shrinking device to peep on Bulma in the bathroom)



--> '''Tien''': [[CantCatchUp This is the last cool thing I do.]] [[CallBack There is no joke.]]\\

to:

--> '''Tien''': [[CantCatchUp This is the last cool thing I do.]] do]]. [[CallBack There is no joke.]]\\joke]].\\



-->'''Cell:''' Mmm, [[LampshadeHanging this will age well.]]
* Goku and Gohan step outside the Hyperbolic Time Chamber to find the Lookout in flames and littered with debris (and somewhere in heaven, Gine is crying:)

to:

-->'''Cell:''' Mmm, [[LampshadeHanging this will age well.]]
well]].
* Goku and Gohan step outside the Hyperbolic Time Chamber to find the Lookout in flames and littered with debris (and somewhere in heaven, the afterlife, Gine is crying:)crying)



* What pushes Gohan to go Super Saiyan 2 in this version? Goku telling him that his fight with Cell won't be resolved for [[ScheduleSlip another year.]]
* Cell complaining about how they [[AdaptedOut skipped over the fight with the Cell Jr's,]] only to [[BrickJoke get bitchslapped by Gohan]].

to:

* What pushes Gohan to go Super Saiyan 2 in this version? Goku telling him that his fight with Cell won't be resolved for [[ScheduleSlip another year.]]
year]].
* Cell complaining about how they [[AdaptedOut skipped over the fight with the Cell Jr's,]] Jr's]], only to [[BrickJoke get bitchslapped by Gohan]].



'''Semi-Perfect Cell:''' [[ITakeOffenseToThatLastOne I'm no dingus...]] [[NoYou YOU'RE A DINGUS]]!! (inflates to [[MemeticMutation "Big And Chunky"]] by will.i.am)\\

to:

'''Semi-Perfect Cell:''' [[ITakeOffenseToThatLastOne I'm no dingus...]] dingus]]... [[NoYou YOU'RE A DINGUS]]!! (inflates to [[MemeticMutation "Big And Chunky"]] by will.i.am)\\



'''Goku:''' [[HeroicSacrifice No, Gohan...]] [[TheHeroDies just me.]] (pops himself and Cell away with the same dramatic balloon burst as in the original TearJerker moment)\\

to:

'''Goku:''' [[HeroicSacrifice No, Gohan...]] Gohan]]... [[TheHeroDies just me.]] me]]. (pops himself and Cell away with the same dramatic balloon burst as in the original TearJerker moment)\\



-->'''Cell:''' ''[[BigNo NO!]]'' [[RageBreakingPoint Enough of that!]] ''[[RageAgainstTheAuthor Now listen up!]]'' [[LampshadeHanging Y'all be skipping my best shit since I got here.]] [[NeverLiveItDown Ranked]] ''[[BreakoutVillain me]]'' [[NeverLiveItDown as]] ''[[TakeThatCritics fourth]]''[[TakeThatCritics -best villain under]] (''mockingly'') '''''[[Manga/DragonBall King Piccolo?!]]''''' (''normally'') [[VillainousBreakdown I'm]] ''[[BreakoutCharacter Perfect Cell]]'', [[VillainousBreakdown motherf]]([[SoundEffectBleep beep!]])[[VillainousBreakdown ckers!]] [[PrepareToDie So, Dende on f]] ([[SoundEffectBleep beep!]]) [[PrepareToDie cking Earth!]] [[VillainousBreakdown you better recognize the crackle of my raw,]] ''[[SnakeTalk SSSS]][[{{Bishonen}} EXUAL]]'' [[VillainousBreakdown energy and line your]] [[Anime/DragonBallZ 1990s]] [[PrepareToDie asses up so]] [[KilledMidSentence I can--!]]

to:

-->'''Cell:''' ''[[BigNo NO!]]'' NO]]!'' [[RageBreakingPoint Enough of that!]] that]]! ''[[RageAgainstTheAuthor Now listen up!]]'' up]]!'' [[LampshadeHanging Y'all be skipping my best shit since I got here.]] here]]. [[NeverLiveItDown Ranked]] ''[[BreakoutVillain me]]'' [[NeverLiveItDown as]] ''[[TakeThatCritics fourth]]''[[TakeThatCritics -best villain under]] (''mockingly'') '''''[[Manga/DragonBall King Piccolo?!]]''''' Piccolo]]?!''''' (''normally'') [[VillainousBreakdown I'm]] ''[[BreakoutCharacter Perfect Cell]]'', [[VillainousBreakdown motherf]]([[SoundEffectBleep beep!]])[[VillainousBreakdown ckers!]] [[PrepareToDie So, Dende on f]] ([[SoundEffectBleep beep!]]) [[PrepareToDie cking Earth!]] [[VillainousBreakdown you better recognize the crackle of my raw,]] raw]], ''[[SnakeTalk SSSS]][[{{Bishonen}} EXUAL]]'' [[VillainousBreakdown energy and line your]] [[Anime/DragonBallZ 1990s]] [[PrepareToDie asses up so]] [[KilledMidSentence I can--!]]



'''Piccolo:''' [[LampshadeHanging Oh right,]] [[DeathIsCheap no cost.]] ''[[{{Manchild}} Hooray!]]''

to:

'''Piccolo:''' [[LampshadeHanging Oh right,]] right]], [[DeathIsCheap no cost.]] cost]]. ''[[{{Manchild}} Hooray!]]''



'''Goku:''' [[VerbalBackspace I-I mean,]] ''[[RealitySubtext for]]'' [[RealitySubtext now.]]

to:

'''Goku:''' [[VerbalBackspace I-I mean,]] mean]], ''[[RealitySubtext for]]'' [[RealitySubtext now.]]now]].



'''Gohan:''' [[FlatWhat What?]]\\

to:

'''Gohan:''' [[FlatWhat What?]]\\What]]?\\



'''Gohan:''' But...B-But I get stronger though, right!?\\
'''Piccolo:''' [[PowerCreep Yeah, but... no.]]\\

to:

'''Gohan:''' But... B-But I get stronger though, right!?\\
'''Piccolo:''' [[PowerCreep Yeah, but... no.]]\\no]].\\



-->'''16:''' '''[[AC:[[SparedByTheAdaptation By the way, I never died in this version.]]]]''' ''(walks off)''

to:

-->'''16:''' '''[[AC:[[SparedByTheAdaptation By the way, I never died in this version.]]]]''' version]].]]''' ''(walks off)''



* [=KaiserNeko=]'s breakdown during the… episode breakdown for ''Cooler 2'' about how the movie has so many plotholes and inconsistencies with the canon, as well as [[OffModel horrible artwork and inconsistent key frame animation]], leads him to temporarily drop his normal happy-go-lucky speaker voice, and instead repeatedly stating "F*ck this movie!" in an utterly exhausted voice.

to:

* [=KaiserNeko=]'s breakdown during the… episode breakdown for ''Cooler 2'' about how the movie has so many plotholes plot holes and inconsistencies with the canon, as well as [[OffModel horrible artwork and inconsistent key frame animation]], leads him to temporarily drop his normal happy-go-lucky speaker voice, and instead repeatedly stating "F*ck this movie!" in an utterly exhausted voice.



'''Future Gohan:''' [[spoiler:(''grunting'') [[CallingYourAttacks MASENKO…]] [[TheImmodestOrgasm HAA!!!]]]]\\

to:

'''Future Gohan:''' [[spoiler:(''grunting'') [[CallingYourAttacks MASENKO…]] MASENKO...]] [[TheImmodestOrgasm HAA!!!]]]]\\



** Kaiser letting us know that the moaning sound in TJ and The Wombat's scene was created by the same actress that voiced 18… then doing a montage of clips of 18 making that sound.

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** Kaiser letting us know that the moaning sound in TJ and The Wombat's scene was created by the same actress that voiced 18… 18... then doing a montage of clips of 18 making that sound.

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