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* In season 2 when Xiao-Mei agrees to be Carlos and Gaby's surrogate but misundertands how the baby is to be conceived and offers her naked self up to Carlos.

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* In season 2 when Xiao-Mei agrees to be Carlos and Gaby's surrogate but misundertands misunderstands how the baby is to be conceived and offers her naked self up to Carlos.


-->'''Gabrielle''': They're charging you with a hate crime?\\

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-->'''Gabrielle''': -->'''Gaby''': They're charging you with a hate crime?\\


* "Gaby, you gotta help me out, they think I'm some kind of serial gay basher!" "well... ya kind of are."

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* "Gaby, Twice in Season 1, Carlos beats up someone when he suspects them of sleeping with Gaby, only to find out that the guy in question is gay. After he gets arrested for the second incident:
-->'''Gabrielle''': They're charging
you gotta help me out, they with a hate crime?\\
'''Carlos''': Do you remember when our cable guy was beaten up? That was me. I thought you were cheating with him.\\
'''Gaby''': With our gay cable guy?\\
'''Carlos''': I didn't know he was gay. I didn't know Justin was either. Now the cops
think I'm some kind of serial gay basher!" "well... ya kind basher.\\
'''Gaby''': Well, you sort
of are."


* In the series finale when the girls are headed to Renee's wedding and Renee is bossing them around:

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* In the series finale when the girls are headed to Renee's wedding and Renee is goes full {{Bridezilla}}, bossing them around:


* In season 1: Gaby leaves Carlos at a party and comes back home to mow the lawn herself so Carlos won't suspect she has an adulterous relation with John Rowland, the gardener (who was supposed to mow the lawn but didn't since he had sex with her). In the middle of the night, while wearing her tight dress and with funny salsa music over the scene.

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* In season 1: Gaby leaves Carlos at a party and comes back home to mow the lawn herself so Carlos won't suspect she has an adulterous relation with John Rowland, the gardener (who was supposed to mow the lawn but didn't since he had sex with her).her all the afternoon). In the middle of the night, while wearing her tight dress and with funny salsa music over the scene.

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* In season 2 when Xiao-Mei agrees to be Carlos and Gaby's surrogate but misundertands how the baby is to be conceived and offers her naked self up to Carlos.
-->'''Xiao-Mei''': Please, be gentle.

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** Then there's the whole arc where she gets pissed that Mike often comes there to repair stuff... and she decides to ''pole-dance and strip'' to provoke him.


* In "Listen to the Rain on the Roof", Lynette has to get an entire party out of her house and move it to Gabrielle's house without Nora noticing. Across the street Edie is showing a couple a house. The couple wants a quiet place for their retirement. She looks outside and sees an entire kids' party, pony, clown and all, running down the street.

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* In "Listen to the Rain on the Roof", Lynette has to get an entire party out of her house and move it to Gabrielle's house without Nora noticing. Across the street Edie is showing a couple a house. The couple wants a quiet place for their retirement. She looks outside and sees an entire kids' party, pony, clown and all, running down the street.street.
* Susan inherits something from Karl after his death. He left her a share in... a strip club.
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* In season 1: Gaby leaves Carlos at a party and comes back home to mow the lawn herself so Carlos won't suspect she has an adulterous relation with John Rowland, the gardener (who was supposed to mow the lawn but didn't since he had sex with her). In the middle of the night, wearing her tight dress and with funny salsa music over the scene.

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* In season 1: Gaby leaves Carlos at a party and comes back home to mow the lawn herself so Carlos won't suspect she has an adulterous relation with John Rowland, the gardener (who was supposed to mow the lawn but didn't since he had sex with her). In the middle of the night, while wearing her tight dress and with funny salsa music over the scene.


* In season 1: Gaby leaves Carlos at a party and comes back home to mow the lawn herself so Carlos won't suspect she has an adulterous relation with John Rowland, the gardener (who was supposed to mow the lawn but didn't since he had sex with her). In the middle of the night, wearing her tight dress and with funny salsa music over the scene.



* "Gabby, you gotta help me out, they think I'm some kind of serial gay basher!" "well... ya kind of are."

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* "Gabby, "Gaby, you gotta help me out, they think I'm some kind of serial gay basher!" "well... ya kind of are."

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"Desperate" might be part of the title, but there's plenty of hilarity to be found in Wisteria Lane as well.
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* This exchange:
-->'''Susan''': Do you believe in evil, Edie?
-->'''Edie''': Of course I believe in evil. I work in real estate.


--> '''Renee''': Well then I'm running late. I should have been a huge pain in the ass by 9:00!

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--> '''Renee''': Well then I'm running late. I should have been a huge pain in the ass by 9:00!9:00!
* In "Listen to the Rain on the Roof", Lynette has to get an entire party out of her house and move it to Gabrielle's house without Nora noticing. Across the street Edie is showing a couple a house. The couple wants a quiet place for their retirement. She looks outside and sees an entire kids' party, pony, clown and all, running down the street.


* Lynette pretends to be a teenage girl online to keep an eye on who one of her sons is chatting with. Her son proceeds to fall in love with this persona, and when Tom finds out: "Could you let him know before [[Theatre/OedipusRex he kills me and blinds himself?]]"

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* Lynette pretends to be a teenage girl online to keep an eye on who one of her sons twins is chatting with. Her son proceeds to fall in love with this persona, and when Tom finds out: "Could you let him know before [[Theatre/OedipusRex he kills me and blinds himself?]]"


* In season 6, after the plane crash, Orson decides to take revenge on Bree since he's on a wheelchair now. So he stops bathing for a whole week. Finally, Bree snaps.

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* In season 6, after the plane crash, Orson decides to take revenge on Bree since he's on in a wheelchair now. So he stops bathing for a whole week. Finally, Bree snaps.



* Susan and Gabby have a talk on how Gabby's daughter is a but chubby, which former model Gabby doesn't like.

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* Susan and Gabby have a talk on about how Gabby's daughter is a but bit chubby, which former model Gabby doesn't like.

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