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'''Wade''': It's a bomb?![[note]]An I'''E'''D is an "improvised explosive device."[[/note]]
* When Wade and Vanessa discuss having kids and all the sex they'll have trying to conceive, Wade says he'll grab the the strap-on. Vanessa tried explaining that that really won't help with conception but if he wants it she'll still put it on.

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'''Wade''': It's a bomb?![[note]]An I'''E'''D I'''''E'''''D is an "improvised explosive device."[[/note]]
* When Wade and Vanessa discuss having kids and all the sex they'll have trying to conceive, Wade says he'll grab the the strap-on. Vanessa tried explaining quips that she's pretty sure it doesn't work that really won't help with conception way, but if he wants they can give it she'll still put it on.a shot.

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--->'''Deadpool:''' Hit it, Dolly!


'''Fred:''' Yeah, but you're, you know, Marvel ''licensed by Fox''. It's like if The Beatles were produced by Nickelback. It's music, but it sucks.

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'''Fred:''' Yeah, but you're, you know, Marvel ''licensed by Fox''. It's like if The Beatles Music/{{The Beatles}} were produced by Nickelback.Music/{{Nickelback}}. It's music, but it sucks.



** Another trailer expands upon this scene: Deadpool takes particular offense at Fred Savage's jab against Music/{{Nickelback}} and [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2qmg5_wE1EE goes on a rant]] about how the group is actually good. The kicker...turns out Fred is just as aware of the fourth wall as Deadpool!

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** Another trailer expands upon this scene: Deadpool takes particular offense at Fred Savage's jab against Music/{{Nickelback}} and [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2qmg5_wE1EE goes on a rant]] about how the group is actually good. The kicker... turns out Fred is just as aware of the fourth wall as Deadpool!



** Then Fred starts with the lyrics of "This is How You Remind Me", and [[NotSoAboveItAll he]] and Deadpool end up rocking out together to Nickelback.

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** Then Fred starts with the lyrics of "This is How "How You Remind Me", and [[NotSoAboveItAll he]] and Deadpool end up rocking out together to Nickelback.


** The credits themselves are mostly just variations on "Did they just kill Vanessa?", aside from particular entries. The Super Cut Adds in alternate versions to them.

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** The credits themselves are mostly just variations on "Did they just kill Vanessa?", aside from particular entries. The Super Duper Cut Adds adds in alternate versions to them.


* The opening shot of the entire film is Deadpool activating a music box... in the shape of [[Film/{{Logan}} Wolverine impaled on a tree branch]]. And he walks around in eternally ugly but comfy Crocs foam clogs (Blind Al said "Upside of being blind: I've never seen you in Crocs" in the first film).

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* The opening shot of the entire film is Deadpool activating a music box... in the shape of [[Film/{{Logan}} Wolverine impaled on a tree branch]]. And he walks around in eternally ugly but very comfy Crocs foam clogs (Blind Al said "Upside of being blind: I've never seen you in Crocs" in the first film).


--->'''Peter:''' Alright, well... This *has* been pretty scary... And I need to feed my cat.\\

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--->'''Peter:''' Alright, well... This *has* ''has'' been pretty scary... And I need to feed my cat.\\

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** Right after saving Vanessa, Deadpool goes out of his way to time travel to the X-Force's botched landing scene and save Peter by convincing him that the X-Force doesn't really exist and telling him to go home for no reason other than the fact Deadpool [[PetTheDog just liked him]]. Made funnier by the fact Deadpool doesn't bother saving the rest of the X-Force.
--->'''Peter:''' Alright, well... This *has* been pretty scary... And I need to feed my cat.\\
'''Deadpool:''' Go home, [[AffectionateNickname Sugar Bear]]. Go home.\\
'''Peter:''' Okay! ...Will you give Domino my email?


** After Bedlam says he can distort people's brains to make them feel pain, Deadpool says he is [[TakeThat basically]] [[Music/DaveMatthewsBand Dave Matthews]].

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** After Bedlam says he can distort people's brains to make them feel pain, "anxiety, confusion, pain", Deadpool says he is [[TakeThat basically]] [[Music/DaveMatthewsBand Dave Matthews]].Music/{{Dave Matthews|Band}}.
** Wade having a wrong conclusion of what Zeitgeist's powers are, thinking it's related to having his "finger on the pulse of society," Zeitgeist is confused, clearly having no idea what his name even means. When Zeitgeist says his power is spitting acidic vomit and asks if Deadpool would like a demonstration, the merc replies, "Listen, we've all eaten at Arby's, okay?"
** Vanisher is a mutant that is invisible. So when he is presented we are treated to a shot of a (possibly) empty room. Weasel then realizes he's running late.
** Shatterstar's boasting makes Wade ask if somewhere there are aliens "who aren't better than me in every way!"
--->'''Deadpool:''' Just once I wanna find a planet with people that are worse than me at everything, a whole bunch of functional idiots. I'm gonna go there, I'm gonna be their Superman.\\
'''Weasel:''' [[TakeThat Isn't that Canada?]]\\
'''Deadpool:''' [[BerserkButton You shut your goddamn trash mouth.]]



--->'''Domino:''' I'm Domino. I'm lucky.\\
'''Deadpool:''' "Luck" isn't a superpower. It's certainly not very cinematic!\\
'''Domino:''' Yes, it is.\\
'''Deadpool:''' Let's meet in the middle and say "No, it isn't".
** Wade having a wrong conclusion of what Zeitgeist's powers are, thinking it's related to having his "finger on the pulse of current culture," Zeitgeist is confused, clearly having no idea what his name even means. When Zeitgeist says his power is spitting acidic vomit and asks if Deadpool would like a demonstration, the merc replies, "It's okay, we've all eaten at Arby's".
** Vanisher is a mutant that is invisible. So when he is presented we are treated to a shot of a (possibly) empty room. Weasel then realizes he's running late.
** Shatterstar's boasting makes Wade ask if somewhere there are aliens "who aren't better than me in every way!"
--->'''Deadpool:''' You know, just a planet of functioning morons. I could go there and be their Superman.\\
'''Weasel:''' [[TakeThat Isn't that Canada?]]\\
'''Deadpool:''' [[BerserkButton You shut your god damn trash mouth.]]

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--->'''Domino:''' I'm Domino. --->'''Deadpool:''' What's your shtick?\\
'''Domino:'''
I'm lucky.\\
'''Deadpool:''' "Luck" isn't a superpower. It's certainly That's not very cinematic!\\
'''Domino:''' Yes, it is.
a superpower.\\
'''Deadpool:''' Let's meet in the middle and say "No, '''Domino:''' Yeah, it isn't".
** Wade having a wrong conclusion of what Zeitgeist's powers are, thinking it's related to having his "finger on the pulse of current culture," Zeitgeist is confused, clearly having no idea what his name even means. When Zeitgeist says his power is spitting acidic vomit and asks if Deadpool would like a demonstration, the merc replies, "It's okay, we've all eaten at Arby's".
** Vanisher is a mutant that is invisible. So when he is presented we are treated to a shot of a (possibly) empty room. Weasel then realizes he's running late.
** Shatterstar's boasting makes Wade ask if somewhere there are aliens "who aren't better than me in every way!"
--->'''Deadpool:''' You know, just a planet of functioning morons. I could go there and be their Superman.
is.\\
'''Weasel:''' [[TakeThat Isn't that Canada?]]\\
'''Deadpool:''' [[BerserkButton You shut your god damn trash mouth.]]No it isn't.\\
'''Domino:''' Yes it is.\\
'''Deadpool:''' No it isn't.\\
'''Domino:''' Yeah. It is.\\
'''Deadpool:''' No it isn't.\\
'''Domino:''' It is.\\
'''Deadpool:''' No it isn't.\\
'''Domino:''' Yeah, it is.\\
'''Deadpool:''' No it isn't.\\
'''Domino:''' [[DuckSeasonRabbitSeason No, it isn't.]]\\
'''Deadpool:''' [[DuckSeasonRabbitSeason Yes it is.]]\\
'''Domino:''' Told ya.\\
'''Deadpool:''' ''[slams the table]'' ''Get outta my head!''



--->'''Deadpool:''' ''[shows the obviously fake photo Peter sent]'' Am I getting catfished here? Any powers you wanna tell us about? Any, uh...\\

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--->'''Deadpool:''' ''[shows the obviously fake photo Peter sent]'' Am I getting catfished here? here or...? Any powers you wanna tell us about? Any, uh...\\


** Dopinder going into a heartfelt speech about how he wants something more out of life. At first, Deadpool is touched at Dopinder's HiddenDepths... Then Dopinder elaborates he wants to be a contract killer and Deadpool is immediately floored. Dopinder then explains his desire to become an assassin by, of all things, gushing about ''Film/InterviewWithTheVampire'', and the look on Creator/{{Tom Cruise}}'s face when he first drank the blood of Creator/KirstenDunst.

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** Dopinder going into a heartfelt speech about how he wants something more out of life. At first, Deadpool is touched at Dopinder's HiddenDepths... Then Dopinder elaborates he wants to be a contract killer and Deadpool is immediately floored. Dopinder then explains his desire to become an assassin by, of all things, gushing about ''Film/InterviewWithTheVampire'', and the look on Creator/{{Tom Cruise}}'s face when he first drank the blood of a 10-year-old Creator/KirstenDunst.



--->'''Deadpool:''' Am I getting catfished here? Any powers you wanna tell us about? Any, uh..\\
'''Peter:''' [[LittleNo Nope]]. I-I don't have one. I just... saw the ad. Thought it looked fun.\\

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--->'''Deadpool:''' ''[shows the obviously fake photo Peter sent]'' Am I getting catfished here? Any powers you wanna tell us about? Any, uh..uh...\\
'''Peter:''' ''[Dopinder walks into the room as he starts talking and stops to listen]'' [[LittleNo Nope]]. I-I don't have one. I just... saw the ad. Thought it looked fun.\\



*** And these additions from the Super Duper Cut:
--->'''Deadpool:''' No superpowers at all?\\
'''Peter:''' Uh... I have both type 1 and 2 diabetes.\\
'''Deadpool:''' Ow! Oh.\\
'''Weasel:''' That's all the diabetes.\\
'''Deadpool:''' Right, yeah, you got 'em all. If you find a type 3, let us know.



-->''"I'll be first to admit this did not go according to plan. I'll also be the first to admit that that plan was written in crayon. Looks like Russell found a new friend. Jelly. Turns out Domino's a bit of a badass, and maybe, possibly mildly lucky. But Cable? Ugh. That guy's in a mood. A mood that is about to get significantly worse."''

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-->''"I'll be first to admit this did not go according to plan. I'll also be the first to admit that that plan was written in crayon. Looks like Russell found a new friend. Jelly. Turns out Domino's a bit of a badass, and maybe, possibly mildly lucky. But Cable? Ugh.Yeesh. That guy's in a mood. A mood that is about to get significantly worse."''



--->'''Domino:''' Orphans.

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--->'''Domino:''' Orphans.Orphans?



** Which is a reversal of Juggernaut's constant threats of shoving something up other people's asses throughout the fight sequences at the orphanage, up to and including threatening to shove ''Deadpool'' up ''Cable''[='=]s ass.



'''Vanessa:''' Oooh, too late... [Wade goes bug eyed]

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'''Vanessa:''' Oooh, too late... [Wade goes \\
'''Wade:''' ''[goes
bug eyed]eyed]'' I'm sorry? ''[Vanessa gives him a "just kidding" smile before the mini-oven's "ding" throws him out of his near-death experience]''



-->'''Deadpool:''' ''God'', that's lazy writing.

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-->'''Deadpool:''' Settle down, Captain Lucky, it's not gonna be one number. ''[Russell presses "7"; collar deactivates immediately]'' ''God'', that's lazy writing.\\
'''Domino:''' ''[shit-eating grin]'' I still got it.



-->'''Deadpool:''' Is there a knife in my dick or--?\\
'''Cable:''' ''(Matter-of-fact)'' There's a knife in your dick.

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-->'''Deadpool:''' I don't know how to thank you. But I ''do'' know how to hug you.\\
'''Cable:''' No.\\
'''Deadpool:''' Yes. Here we go. Bring it in. C'mon. Pelvis to pelvis. Let's go tip to tip. There we go, the kids call this "docking". ''[metallic "shing" sound]''
Is there that a knife in my dick or--?\\
'''Cable:''' ''(Matter-of-fact)'' There's a knife in your dick.dick, yeah.



--->'''Dopinder:''' ''COURAGE, MOTHERFUCKERS!!!''\\

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--->'''Dopinder:''' ''COURAGE, ''WHOO!!! COURAGE, MOTHERFUCKERS!!!''\\


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--->'''Deadpool:''' Hey! It's me! Don't scratch! I'm just cleaning up the timelines! Look, eventually, you're gonna hang up the claws, and that's gonna make a lot of people very sad.\\
'''Wolverine:''' Huh?\\
'''Deadpool:''' But one day your pal Wade is gonna ask you to get back in the saddle again. ''[shoots Weapon XI twice more]'' And when he does, say "yes".\\
'''Wolverine:''' ''[confused as all hell, while Deadpool empties his magazine on Weapon XI]'' Oh. Right.\\
'''Deadpool:''' ''[whispering]'' Love you. ''[leaves while ''still'' shooting Weapon XI's deader-than-dead corpse]''

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* Wade gets home and exchanges anniversary gifts with Vanessa. He gives Vanessa a [[CallBack token from the arcade that was their first date]], while Vanessa presents him with a box with a small metal device.
-->'''Vanessa''': It's my IUD[[note]]A birth control implant[[/note]].\\
'''Wade''': It's a bomb?![[note]]An I'''E'''D is an "improvised explosive device."[[/note]]


* While touring the X-Mansion, Wade [[CallBack once again]] gripes to Colossus about the studio apparently not being able to afford any of the popular X-Men. Then the camera angle changes to show Professor X, Cyclops, Beast, Nightcrawler, Storm, and Quicksilver in the next room. Beast ''immediately'' and quietly shuts the door before he sees them. [[OhCrap The look on Beast's face when he sees Deadpool is priceless]].

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* While touring the X-Mansion, Wade [[CallBack once again]] gripes to Colossus about the studio apparently not being able to afford any of the popular X-Men. Then the camera angle changes to show Professor X, Cyclops, Beast, Nightcrawler, Storm, and Quicksilver (looking exactly as they appeared in ''Film/XMenApocalypse'') in the next room. Beast ''immediately'' and quietly shuts the door before he sees them. [[OhCrap The look on Beast's face when he sees Deadpool is priceless]].


* As the truck crashes, Wade delivers a flying teabagging to Cable's face. Better, the action pauses so he can inform us of this... and so we can see him put his arms behind his head just to rub it in.

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* As the truck crashes, Wade delivers a flying teabagging tea-bag to Cable's face. Better, the action pauses so he can inform us of this... and so we can see him put his arms behind his head just to rub it in.



** Even better, this is '''[[TheComicallySerious Cable]]''' we're talking about. Played by the [[Creator/JoshBrolin same guy]] who also played a [[Film/AvengersInfinityWar villain who was able to defeat the Avengers and kill off half of Universe by himself]]. And now, it's hilariously cathartic just to see a Josh Brolin character being utterly humiliated by Deadpool's accidental vulgar act!

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** Even better, this is '''[[TheComicallySerious Cable]]''' we're talking about. Played by the [[Creator/JoshBrolin same guy]] who also played a [[Film/AvengersInfinityWar villain who was able to defeat the Avengers and kill off half of the Universe by himself]]. And now, it's hilariously cathartic just to see a Josh Brolin character being getting utterly humiliated by Deadpool's accidental vulgar act!


* The [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CX11yw6YL1w music video]] for the song "Ashes" where Deadpool is shown dancing along with... ''Music/CelineDion''. Dion just amps up her usual over-emoting and her straight-faced reaction to Deadpool makes it better.
* After the song itself, which features Deadpool doing an interpretive dance, while wearing his costume with ''heels'', the following exchange takes place:

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* The [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CX11yw6YL1w music video]] for the song "Ashes" where Deadpool Deadpool[[labelnote:NOTE]]Actually professional dancer Yanis Marshall[[/labelnote]] is shown dancing along with... with ''Music/CelineDion''. ''While wearing '''heels'''''! Dion just amps up her usual over-emoting and her straight-faced reaction to Deadpool makes it better.
* After
better. Moreso the song itself, which features Deadpool doing an interpretive dance, while wearing his costume with ''heels'', the following exchange takes place: after the performance:


* During the Mafia attack where Vanessa is killed, Wade defends himself with every weapon at hand, including a knife holder where he uses everything but the cream cheese spreader. And in one of the after credits scenes, [[SetRightWhatOnceWentWrong he revisits said moment via Cable's time machine and then uses that very knife to kill the leader saving Vanessa]].

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* During the Mafia attack where Vanessa is killed, Wade defends himself with every weapon at hand, including a knife holder where he uses everything but the cream cheese spreader. And in one of the after credits scenes, [[SetRightWhatOnceWentWrong he revisits said moment via Cable's time machine and then uses that very knife to kill the leader leader, thus saving Vanessa]].

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