History Funny / Crysis

* If you [[DigitalPiracyIsEvil pirate]] any version of ''Warhead'' that isn't the DRM-free Website/{{GOG}} version, then your guns will not shoot bullets, but rather chickens. Yes, ''[[AbnormalAmmo chickens]]''. That do absolutely no damage, no less, making the game virtually unbeatable unless you can somehow get through it using your fists. Despite that, a lot of people have admitted wanting to pirate the game [[DoNotDoThisCoolThing just so they can have fun knocking enemies around with chickens]].

** In the same mission, if you shoot the portable toilet, someone inside will yell things like, "Hey, it's occupied!" or "It's not gonna happen any faster!"

-->Will somebody grow some balls and kill that tin fuck for me?!

* In one of the final missions, you are tasked with "rescuing" Hargreave and killing [[GeneralRipper Commander Lockhart.]] Lockhart's quotes become annoying after a while (as they're repeated until you reach him), but his [[LargeHam hammy]] performance keeps it amusing:

** In the same mission, if you shoot the portable toilet, someone inside will yell, [[ToiletHumour "Hey, it's occupied!"]]

-->[[spoiler:'''Lockhart''']]''':''' [[SurroundedByIdiots Do I have to do everything for myself?]] You are elite soldiers! [[GunsAreWorthless You are equipped!]]

* In one of the final missions, you are tasked with [[spoiler: "rescuing" Hargreave and killing [[GeneralRipper Commander Lockhart.]] Lockhart's]] quotes become annoying after a while (as they're repeated until you reach him), but his [[LargeHam hammy]] performance keeps it amusing:

--> “I’m British, you muppet!”

--> '''Colonel Lee:''' Muppet?
--> '''Psycho:''' Idiot.

-->[[spoiler: '''Lockhart''']]: [[SurroundedByIdiots Do I have to do everything for myself?]] You are elite soldiers! [[GunsAreWorthless You are equipped!]]
--> Will somebody grow some balls and kill that tin fuck for me?!
--> What the hell am I paying you for?
--> He's just [[OneManArmy one fucking man!]]
--> Nobody sees an action bonus until I get that suited fuck!
--> Nice try Tin Man, but this is nanoglass! You can thank Hargreave for that!
--> Come on! I wanna see the color of your guts, boy!
--> [[LastWords Fuck you, tin man!]]

* In the opening of 3, [[spoiler:Psycho]] says he's "always been a team player". Cue Prophet analyzing his memories, which describe him as "renegade", "out of control", and similar ideas. "Conclusion: [[BlatantLies Incorrect Analysis]]."

'''Psycho:''' ... [[FalseReassurance I don't think they heard that.]]
* During the beginning of the mission to destroy the hydroelectric dam, you can eavesdrop on a squad of CELL soldiers as they prepare to hunt for Prophet and hear this gem:
-->'''CELL Commander''': Listen up. Intel suggests - Ah, fuck that. We are 100% goddamn positive the tin man is in this quadrant. You know his MO - the dam will be his primary target. We are deep inside the Hades radar shadow. That means no guns on this one. It's down to you assholes. So stick to the plan, don't fuck around, and cover each other. Any questions?
-->'''CELL 6''': [[AskAStupidQuestion What's the meaning of life, sergeant?]]
-->'''CELL Commander''': Fuck you Gomez.

-->'''Prophet''': You seen that before? What the hell is it?
-->'''Psycho''': [[CallBack Fuck knows. Let's just kill it.]]

-->'''Prophet''': [[SarcasmMode Great plan!]]
-->'''Psycho''': [[SoLastSeason It worked last time!]]

* During one of the docking station missions at the end of the first game, one of the marine soldiers accidentally shoots you thinking you were one of the aliens.

* If you [[DigitalPiracyIsEvil pirate]] any version of ''Warhead'' that isn't DRM-free GOG version, then your guns will not shoot bullets, but rather chickens. Yes, ''[[AbnormalAmmo chickens]]''. That do absolutely no damage, no less, making the game virtually unbeatable unless you can somehow get through it using your fists. Despite that, a lot of people have admitted wanting to pirate the game [[DoNotDoThisCoolThing just so they can have fun knocking enemies around with chickens]].

* If you [[DigitalPiracyIsEvil pirate]] ''Warhead'', then your guns will not shoot bullets, but rather chickens. Yes, ''[[AbnormalAmmo chickens]]''. That do absolutely no damage, no less, making the game virtually unbeatable unless you can somehow get through it using your fists. Despite that, a lot of people have admitted wanting to pirate the game [[DoNotDoThisCoolThing just so they can have fun knocking enemies around with chickens]].

** In "Warhead", he repeats the line again. Then this exchange happens:

* During one of the docking station missions in the end of the first game, one of the marine soldiers accidentally shoots you thinking you were one of the aliens.

* During one of the docking station missions in the end of the first game, one of the marine soldiers accidentally shoots you, thinking you were one of the aliens. His response? “Aw, shit! I thought you was one of those creatures!”

* During one of the docking station missions in the end, one of the marine soldiers accidentally shoot you, thinking you were one of the aliens. His response? “Aw, shit! I thought you was one of those creatures!”

!Crysis and Crysis Warehead