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* Early on in the game, after returning from Banora, Zack can enter the training room where Hojo and a bunch of scientists are working on some "classified" experiment. The guard posted outside the door, however, is too afraid of SOLDIERS to physically prevent Zack from entering, and instead resorts to guilt-tripping him.
-->'''Infantryman:''' I, being the coward that I am, cannot enforce this rule upon a SOLDIER, so instead I appeal to your sense of morality to do the right thing and not disturb the scientists.\\
'''(upon being prompted again)Infantryman:''' I do not worry, for I have faith in you, Mr. SOLDIER\\
'''(aaaand upon coming back out)Infantryman:''' Ohh, Mr. SOLDIER...my faith in you has been crushed...

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* Early on in the game, after returning from Banora, Zack can enter the training room where Hojo and a bunch of scientists are working on some "classified" "top-secret" experiment. The guard posted outside the door, however, is too afraid of SOLDIERS to physically prevent Zack from entering, and instead resorts to guilt-tripping him.
-->'''Infantryman:''' The Training Room is currently under use by the Science Department for a top secret experiment. Hence, it is off limits to all other personnel. This applies you as well, Mr. SOLDIER. But I, being the coward that I am, cannot muster the courage to enforce this rule prohibition upon a SOLDIER, so instead you. Hence I appeal to must call upon your sense of morality conscience to do the right thing and not disturb the scientists.decide whether you will enter or not.\\
'''(upon being prompted again)Infantryman:''' I do not worry, for I have the utmost faith in you, Mr. SOLDIER\\
'''(aaaand '''(and upon coming back out)Infantryman:''' Ohh, Mr. SOLDIER...my faith in you has been crushed...


'''(upon being prompted again)Infantryman:''' I have faith in you, Mr. SOLDIER\\

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'''(upon being prompted again)Infantryman:''' I do not worry, for I have faith in you, Mr. SOLDIER\\

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* Early on in the game, after returning from Banora, Zack can enter the training room where Hojo and a bunch of scientists are working on some "classified" experiment. The guard posted outside the door, however, is too afraid of SOLDIERS to physically prevent Zack from entering, and instead resorts to guilt-tripping him.
-->'''Infantryman:''' I, being the coward that I am, cannot enforce this rule upon a SOLDIER, so instead I appeal to your sense of morality to do the right thing and not disturb the scientists.\\
'''(upon being prompted again)Infantryman:''' I have faith in you, Mr. SOLDIER\\
'''(aaaand upon coming back out)Infantryman:''' Ohh, Mr. SOLDIER...my faith in you has been crushed...


* Early in the game, while the two are on a mission in Wutai, Angeal explains to Zack that he doesn't use the Buster Sword to avoid causing any unnecessary wear and tear. Later on, Angeal uses the the sword to save Zack's life. When Zack notices this, the following exchange occurs:

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* Early in the game, while the two are on a mission in Wutai, Angeal explains to Zack that he doesn't use the Buster Sword to avoid causing any unnecessary wear and tear. Later on, Angeal uses the the sword to save Zack's life. When Zack notices this, the following exchange occurs:

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* When Zack encounters Angeal after he's been missing and considered a traitor and asks him what he's after:
-->'''Angeal:''' (completely deadpan) World Domination. \\
'''Zack:''' That's not even funny man!


** And there's the disturbing implication that the person in charge of the fanclub is [[Squick Hojo.]] Which dials back into hilarious because ''Hojo'', [[BigBad of]] [[MadScientist all]] [[OmnicidalManiac people]], is going through Sephiroth's shampoo, if not the one specifically special-ordering for him.

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** And there's the disturbing implication that the person in charge of the fanclub is [[Squick Hojo.]] Hojo. Which dials back into hilarious because ''Hojo'', [[BigBad of]] [[MadScientist all]] [[OmnicidalManiac people]], is going through Sephiroth's shampoo, if not the one specifically special-ordering for him.


** And there's the disturbing implication that the person in charge of the fanclub is [[Squick Hojo.]] Which dials back into hilarious because [[MadScientist ''Hojo'']], [[BigBad of]] [[Jerkass all]] [[OmnicidalManiac people]], is going through Sephiroth's shampoo, if not the one specifically special-ordering for him.

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** And there's the disturbing implication that the person in charge of the fanclub is [[Squick Hojo.]] Which dials back into hilarious because ''Hojo'', [[BigBad of]] [[MadScientist ''Hojo'']], [[BigBad of]] [[Jerkass all]] [[OmnicidalManiac people]], is going through Sephiroth's shampoo, if not the one specifically special-ordering for him.

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** And there's the disturbing implication that the person in charge of the fanclub is [[Squick Hojo.]] Which dials back into hilarious because [[MadScientist ''Hojo'']], [[BigBad of]] [[Jerkass all]] [[OmnicidalManiac people]], is going through Sephiroth's shampoo, if not the one specifically special-ordering for him.

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* The squatting minigame, which has [[MundaneMadeAwesome the battle theme playing during it.]] It also can end with this gem:
--> "New record set! You obtain quadriceps of steel!"


-->'''Cissnei:''' They're worried that, after all of this, you won't be able to find a wife.
-->'''Zack:''' What's up with that?

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-->'''Cissnei:''' They're worried that, after all of this, you won't be able to find a wife.
-->'''Zack:'''
wife.\\
'''Zack:'''
What's up with that?



-->'''Zack:''' Oh. Sorry if your sword got any wear, tear, or rust on it.
-->'''Angeal:''' You're a little more important than my sword, Zack... but just a little.

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-->'''Zack:''' Oh. Sorry if your sword got any wear, tear, or rust on it.
-->'''Angeal:'''
it.\\
'''Angeal:'''
You're a little more important than my sword, Zack... but just a little.



** And there's the scene with the tripping Tonberry...[[FridgeBrilliance it also explains why they usually walk slowly]].

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** And there's the scene with the tripping Tonberry... [[FridgeBrilliance it also explains why they usually walk slowly]].



** Also, eventually after getting mission after mission from Yuffie, Zack [[FridgeLogic realizes "Wait...how did she even GET my email address anyway?"]]

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** Also, eventually after getting mission after mission from Yuffie, Zack [[FridgeLogic realizes "Wait... how did she even GET my email address anyway?"]]



-->'''Zack:''' To be a hero!
-->'''Lazard:''' Good... Unattainable dreams are the best kind.
-->'''Zack:''' *deflates*

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-->'''Zack:''' To be a hero!
-->'''Lazard:'''
hero! \\
'''Lazard:'''
Good... Unattainable dreams are the best kind.
-->'''Zack:'''
kind.\\
'''Zack:'''
*deflates*



* If you cleared out all of the Wutai troops in Chapter 2, Lazard will applaud Zack for his efforts, and note that Zack has already become a hero. The screen then fades to black and the title appears... only for Angeal to cut in and mention that Zack still has a lot ahead of him.

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* If you cleared out all of the Wutai troops in Chapter 2, Lazard will applaud Zack for his efforts, and note that Zack has already become a hero. The screen then fades to black and the title appears... only for Angeal to cut in and mention that Zack still has a lot ahead of him.him.
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* Some of the fan club emails hide these. The first Silver Elite email reveals Sephiroth to be kind of excessive. He uses the highest grade shampoo and conditioner made by Shinra, a whole bottle of each every time, and it has thirteen scents mixed in. Wow.

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* Some of the fan club emails hide these. The first Silver Elite email reveals Sephiroth to be kind of excessive. He uses the highest grade shampoo and conditioner made by Shinra, a whole bottle of each every time, and it has thirteen scents mixed in. Wow.Wow.
* If you cleared out all of the Wutai troops in Chapter 2, Lazard will applaud Zack for his efforts, and note that Zack has already become a hero. The screen then fades to black and the title appears... only for Angeal to cut in and mention that Zack still has a lot ahead of him.

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* Early in the game, while the two are on a mission in Wutai, Angeal explains to Zack that he doesn't use the Buster Sword to avoid causing any unnecessary wear and tear. Later on, Angeal uses the the sword to save Zack's life. When Zack notices this, the following exchange occurs:
-->'''Zack:''' Oh. Sorry if your sword got any wear, tear, or rust on it.
-->'''Angeal:''' You're a little more important than my sword, Zack... but just a little.

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* Cissnei and Zack in Gongaga (regarding Zack's parents):
-->'''Cissnei:''' They're worried that, after all of this, you won't be able to find a wife.
-->'''Zack:''' What's up with that?


** This troper found the way that Zack said "Excellent! ... Um... Probably!" hilarious as well.

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** This troper found the The way that Zack said "Excellent! ... Um... Probably!" was hilarious as well.


* When building a flower wagon for Aerith, you can get parts for 2 extra ones: the second one is an improvement on the initial one, but the third one, which is built mostly out of Shinra parts, resembles an unholy mixture of a pram and a hot rod: when Aerith takes it for a spin, she's first confronted by Shinra scientist who wants to buy it for 10,000 Gil and turn it into a weapon (which Aerith actually briefly considers because she's poor) and then a group of Shinra soldiers that take it for a rogue robot and prepare to destroy it.

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* When building a flower wagon for Aerith, you can get parts for 2 extra ones: the second one is an improvement on the initial one, but the third one, which is built mostly out of Shinra parts, resembles an unholy mixture of a pram and a hot rod: when Aerith takes it for a spin, she's first confronted by Shinra scientist who wants to buy it for 10,000 Gil and turn it into a weapon (which Aerith actually briefly considers because she's poor) and then a group of Shinra soldiers that take it for a rogue robot and prepare to destroy it.it.
* Some of the fan club emails hide these. The first Silver Elite email reveals Sephiroth to be kind of excessive. He uses the highest grade shampoo and conditioner made by Shinra, a whole bottle of each every time, and it has thirteen scents mixed in. Wow.

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