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* At the ending of the film:
-->'''Jeremy:''' Man, it'd be weird if Laurie wound up killing a paramedic instead of her brother and ended up in an insane asylum. [[TakeThat Thank God that movie doesn't exist.]]
* One of the outtakes dubs in the "change" speech from Rocky IV over Michael reaching out to Laurie.


* This bit:

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* This bit:This:




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* This:
-->'''Josh:''' It's been 20 years! Don't you think he would have shown up by now?!
-->'''Jeremy:''' Yep.
* This bit:
-->'''Ronnie:''' I want to tanalise myself with your sweet nectar.
-->'''Jeremy:''' "Deepest. Bluest. My hat is like a shark's fin", she replied.
* Jeremy wonders if Michael should go into knife demonstration, with how he manages to lift people in the air with them.
* Jeremy refers to Ronnie as a reverse Deux Ex Machina: a Hominid Ut Defecta, which he translates as "a human f*cking sh*t up."


[[folder:''Harry Potter'' series]]
[[AC:''Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone'']]
* [[WhatAnIdiot "Dumbledore leaves Harry with his sh*t-headed relatives knowing full well they will abuse and mistreat him for years to come."]] ''*ding*''
* "Hermione isn't old enough to be hot yet." ''*ding*''
* As Harry sends off Hedwig...
-->''"Where am I supposed to go?!? You didn't give me a letter!!" *ding*''
* In one post-review stinger...
-->'''Voldermort:''' ...when you can join me, and live?\\
'''Harry:''' [[BigNever Never!]]\\
'''Jeremy:''' [[Film/TheEmpireStrikesBack Voldermort offers an empire, but Harry strikes back.]] ''*ding*''

[[AC:''Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets'']]
* "I get the sense that Slytherin needs to re-brand itself. I mean, everything associated with Slytherin is evil. All the evil kids go here. If you're sent to Slytherin, the school is basically saying, 'You're a bad kid... Have fun being an asshole, s*ithead.'" ''*ding*''

[[AC:''Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban'']]
* "Black could be anywhere." "That's racist." ''*ding*''
* The boggart scene:
-->'''Jeremy:''' Holy sh*t, she just turned that cobra into something ''even scarier''. Why is everyone laughing?! ''*ding*''

[[AC:''Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire'']]
* At the scene where Ireland's magic fireworks turn into a dancing leprechaun: "That's racist." ''*ding*''

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[[folder:''Harry Potter'' series]]
[[AC:''Harry Potter and
[[folder: ''Halloween'' franchise]]
[[AC: ''Halloween'' (1978)]]
* At
the Sorcerer's Stone'']]
* [[WhatAnIdiot "Dumbledore leaves Harry with his sh*t-headed relatives knowing full well they will abuse and mistreat him for years to come."]] ''*ding*''
* "Hermione isn't old enough to be hot yet." ''*ding*''
* As Harry sends off Hedwig...
-->''"Where am I supposed to go?!? You didn't give me a letter!!" *ding*''
* In one post-review stinger...
-->'''Voldermort:''' ...when you can join me, and live?\\
'''Harry:''' [[BigNever Never!]]\\
'''Jeremy:''' [[Film/TheEmpireStrikesBack Voldermort offers an empire, but Harry strikes back.]] ''*ding*''

[[AC:''Harry Potter and
beginning of the Chamber of Secrets'']]
* "I get the sense that Slytherin needs to re-brand itself. I mean, everything associated with Slytherin is evil. All the evil kids go here. If you're sent to Slytherin, the school is basically saying, 'You're a bad kid... Have fun being an asshole, s*ithead.'" ''*ding*''

[[AC:''Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban'']]
* "Black could be anywhere." "That's racist." ''*ding*''
* The boggart scene:
film:
-->'''Title Card:''' Halloween Night: 1963
-->'''Jeremy:''' Holy sh*t, she just turned that cobra into something ''even scarier''. Why is everyone laughing?! ''*ding*''

[[AC:''Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire'']]
* At the scene where Ireland's magic fireworks turn into a dancing leprechaun: "That's racist." ''*ding*''
Only 22 days before Kennedy's assassination! Coincidence?!


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-->'''Jeremy:''' Man, it'd be weird if this one shot of a matchbook inspired a white-trash inspired reboot of this movie 29 years later. [[TakeThat Thank God that movie doesn't exist.]]
** Later on:
-->'''Jeremy:''' Man, it'd be weird if Dr. Wynn returned in the sixth installment of this franchise and turned out to be the head of an evil cult that worships Michael Myers. [[TakeThat Thank God that movie doesn't exist.]]
* Jeremy wonders how Michael Myers learned to drive if he spent his whole life in an insane asylum, then comes to the conclusion that he used secret Mario Kart paths.
* Jeremy sins payphones for no reason.
** Later, he sins rotary phones.
* When Laurie sees Michael in her backyard:
-->'''Jeremy:''' [[StatingTheSimpleSolution And it's at this point that you call the cops.]]
* This bit:
-->'''Sheriff:''' All they took was some Halloween masks, a rope and a couple of knife.
-->'''Jeremy:''' They stole a Halloween mask at the HARDWARE STORE!?
* When Laurie and Tommy watch The Thing From Another World on TV, Jeremy calls the movie out for showing the full 30 seconds of logos, referring to it as a sin within a sin.
* Jeremy wonders, since Michael teleports throughout the house, if he was given ninja training at the asylum.
* Jeremy repeatingly sinning [[TheScrappy Lindsey.]]
* This bit:
-->'''Bob:''' First I rip your clothes off, then you rip my clothes off, then we rip Lindsey's clothes off.
-->'''Jeremy:''' [[TakeThat I was told that, 10 years later, this guy was fired from the Guardians of the Galaxy franchise.]]
* Jeremy cracks up at [[ActuallyPrettyFunny Michael dressing up as a bedsheet ghost disguised as Bob, admitting that Michael's got a good sense of humour.]]
* When Laurie stabs Michael with a knitting needle:
-->'''Jeremy:''' Really feel like Laurie not saying [[BondOneLiner "Sew this"]] as she stabs him was a missed opportunity.
* One of the outtakes:
-->'''Dr. Loomis:''' I met this six year old, pale boy. He had these blank, emotionless eyes...
-->'''Quint:''' [[Film/Jaws Lifeless eyes. Like a doll's eyes.]]
* The final outtake splices in Dr. Loomis's "I shot him 6 times!" rant over him shooting Michael Myers out the window.

[[AC: ''Halloween: H20'']]
* When Nurse Marion from the first film reappears, Jeremy is surprised she isn't dead from her chain smoking rather than being killed by Michael Myers.
* Jeremy questions what Michael Myers did for the past twenty years (noting that Halloween 4-6 was decreed non-canon) after he burnt to death at the end of Halloween 2:
-->'''Jeremy:''' He stopped, dropped and rolled and...then what?
* [[TakeThat "Introducing Josh Harnett."]] gets five sins.
* Jeremy is pleased to see that Janet Leigh and Jamie Lee Curtis share screen time...until he remembers that they were in John Carpenter's The Fog then dismisses it as "nobody saw The Fog anyway".
* This bit:
-->'''Jeremy:''' This scene was LL Cool J's audition for Deep Blue Sea! Wait a minute...H20. Deep Blue Sea. There's a connection here...oh yeah! [[TakeThat They both suck!]]

[[AC: ''Halloween'' (2007)]]
* The Jack-O-Lantern bonus round.
[[/folder]]

[[folder:''Harry Potter'' series]]
[[AC:''Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone'']]
* [[WhatAnIdiot "Dumbledore leaves Harry with his sh*t-headed relatives knowing full well they will abuse and mistreat him for years to come."]] ''*ding*''
* "Hermione isn't old enough to be hot yet." ''*ding*''
* As Harry sends off Hedwig...
-->''"Where am I supposed to go?!? You didn't give me a letter!!" *ding*''
* In one post-review stinger...
-->'''Voldermort:''' ...when you can join me, and live?\\
'''Harry:''' [[BigNever Never!]]\\
'''Jeremy:''' [[Film/TheEmpireStrikesBack Voldermort offers an empire, but Harry strikes back.]] ''*ding*''

[[AC:''Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets'']]
* "I get the sense that Slytherin needs to re-brand itself. I mean, everything associated with Slytherin is evil. All the evil kids go here. If you're sent to Slytherin, the school is basically saying, 'You're a bad kid... Have fun being an asshole, s*ithead.'" ''*ding*''

[[AC:''Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban'']]
* "Black could be anywhere." "That's racist." ''*ding*''
* The boggart scene:
-->'''Jeremy:''' Holy sh*t, she just turned that cobra into something ''even scarier''. Why is everyone laughing?! ''*ding*''

[[AC:''Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire'']]
* At the scene where Ireland's magic fireworks turn into a dancing leprechaun: "That's racist." ''*ding*''
* This:


* When Bond is on a table about to be cut in half by a laser:

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* When Bond Jeremy is on a table about to be cut less than awed by one of the most iconic scenes in half by a laser:action movie history:

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* This:
--> '''Jeremy:''' [[RhymesonaDime Dino transfusion is an illusion to cause confusion despite its inclusion suggesting a foregone conclusion.]]
* Jeremy is dumbfounded at the dinosaurs selling for only 10 million dollars, noting that there's condos in New York that cost more.
* Jeremy declares the movie is "Dumber than Rampage Dumb. Dumber than Emoji Movie Dumb. Dumber than Dumber and Dumber Too Dumb!"
* When Blue escapes an explosion, Jeremy questions if they put any DNA from John McClane in her.
* Near the end of the movie:
--> '''Claire:''' But they'll all die!
--> '''Jeremy:''' Good! [[Literature/AChristmasCarol Let them die and decrease the surplus population!]]
* This bit:
--> '''Maisie:''' They're alive. Like me.
--> '''Jeremy:''' Kid. Silverfish are alive. Killer wasps are alive. John Tesh is alive. But none of them contribute to society and are invasive species.
* The last sin of the video:
--> '''Ian Malcolm:''' Welcome to...Jurassic World.
--> '''Jeremy:''' PLEASE ROLL THE MOTHERF*CKING CREDITS!
* One of the outtakes:
--> '''Lockwood:''' Go to bed!
--> '''Samuel L. Jackson:''' Go the f*ck to sleep!

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[[AC:''Jurassic World: Fallen Kingdom'']]
* At a shot of a bathyosphere:
--> '''Jeremy:''' James Cameron immediately had to change out of his pre-ejaculation jeans after watching the first 3 minutes of this film.
* This bit:
--> '''Mercenary:''' What the hell is that?
--> '''Jeremy:''' Well, considering you're at a park that last contained a T-Rex, I'm going to guess...the smoke monster from LOST!
* At the opening title effects:
--> '''Jeremy:''' Wow, [[SarcasmMode I haven't seen CGI fire this impressive since Spawn.]]
* Jeremy's brutal honesty:
--> '''Newscaster:''' Should these dinosaurs be given the protection that other endangered species enjoy?
--> '''Jeremy:''' No.
--> '''Newscaster:''' Or should they just die out?
--> '''Jeremy:''' Yes.
* This bit:
--> '''Congressman:''' We will not condone any government involvement over what amounts to private land.
--> '''Jeremy:''' [[SuddenlyShouting AND THE DINOSAURS WOULD EAT EVERYONE!]]
* Followed with:
--> '''Claire:''' They're all going to die. And no one cares.
--> '''Jeremy:''' Roll credits! ...Please?!
* This:
--> '''Claire:''' You're more likely to die on a horse than on a plane.
--> '''Jeremy:''' Oh yeah? Why don't you tell that to...
--> '''Text to Speech Voice:''' LANGUAGE NOT APPROVED LANGUAGE NOT APPROVED
* When Owen reunites with Blue, Jeremy remarks that he'd remove 500 sins if Blue just ate him.
* Jeremy gives the voice of Mr. Bill to two dinosaurs in the background:
--> '''Jeremy (as Mr. Bill):''' Oh no! The volcano is erupting!


* Heck a good number of the sins are are the opening number alone which at best was ''5 minutes'' unpaused.
* Upon seeing two of the Gogans doing a, admittedly clumsy, dance number.
--> '''Jermey''': Choreographed Red-neckery.
* Jeremy is so appalled by this film (rather the opening number, he manages to calm down once the plot starts) that, for the first time ever, he occasionally takes a break from sinning, pausing the movie and everything, to yell at his partner Chris for forcing him to watch it.

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* Heck a good number of the sins are are the opening number alone which at best was ''5 minutes'' unpaused.
* Upon seeing two of the Gogans doing a, admittedly clumsy, Gogans' clumsy dance number.
number:
--> '''Jermey''': '''Jeremy''': Choreographed Red-neckery.
redneckery.
* Jeremy is so appalled by this film (rather the opening number, he manages to calm down once the plot starts) that, for the first time ever, he occasionally takes a break from sinning, pausing the movie and everything, to yell at his partner Chris for forcing him to watch it.


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**He resumes the rant later, culminating in an outraged demand that Chris "stop screening my calls!"


-->'''Jeremy''': One year after Deep Blue sea?! I don't think so.

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-->'''Jeremy''': One year after Deep Blue sea?! Deepest Bluest?! I don't think so.



-->'''Steven Stone''': [[Series/Seinfeld This is Puddy.]]

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-->'''Steven Stone''': [[Series/Seinfeld [[Series/{{Seinfeld}} This is Puddy.]]

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*** Finally, during [[RuleOfThree the outtakes]]:
-->'''Steven Stone''': [[Series/Seinfeld This is Puddy.]]


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* Jeremy is amused at a newspaper's filler text:
-->'''Jeremy''': "Parents are advised to look out for the Megan." Beware the Megan! The Megan don't f*ck around.
* The final sin:
-->'''Movie Credit''': WITH SPECIAL APPEARANCE BY: JAMIE KENNEDY
-->'''Jeremy''': [[TakeThat Movie clearly has a different definition of special than I do.]]

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[[AC:''Scream 3'']]
* Jeremy sins a scene for merely having a soundtrack by [[TakeThat Creed]].
** Jeremy adds another sin much later on for a Creed poster in a bedroom.
* This bit:
-->'''Tyson''': I want to do something like...LL Cool J's Shakespeare in the Park!
-->'''Jeremy''': One year after Deep Blue sea?! I don't think so.
* At the Jay and Silent Bob Cameo:
-->'''Jeremy''': Hey, remember when this movie crossed over with Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back? Do you think anyone in the audience [[TakeThat remembered Scream 3 by the time that movie came out?]]
* During Steven Stone's [[note]]played by Patrick Warburton[[/note]] death scene:
-->'''Ghostface''': And that makes me angry!
-->'''Jeremy''': But how did Ghostface know that Joe from Family Guy would be hanging out in this trailer?!
** Seconds later, we get:
-->'''Jeremy''': But how would the killer have time to send these faxes, considering he just killed The Tick in the trailer?!
* This bit:
-->'''Randy''': In the third movie of a trilogy, you always have to kill the villain! Blow him up! Freeze him to death!
-->'''Jeremy''': Whoa! Spoiler for Godfather III!


[[AC:''Film/FastAndFuriousTokyoDrift'']]

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[[AC:''Film/FastAndFuriousTokyoDrift'']][[AC:''Film/TheFastAndTheFuriousTokyoDrift'']]


[[AC:''Film/TheFastAndTheFurious'']]

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[[AC:''Film/TheFastAndTheFurious'']][[AC:''Film/{{The Fast and the Furious|2001}}'']]



[[AC:''2 Fast 2 Furious'']]

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[[AC:''2 Fast 2 Furious'']][[AC:''Film/TwoFastTwoFurious'']]



[[AC:''Fast and Furious: Tokyo Drift'']]

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[[AC:''Fast and Furious: Tokyo Drift'']][[AC:''Film/FastAndFuriousTokyoDrift'']]



[[AC:''Fast and Furious'']]

[[AC:''Fast Five'']]

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[[AC:''Fast and Furious'']]

[[AC:''Fast Five'']]
[[AC:''Film/FastAndFurious'']]

[[AC:''Film/FastFive'']]



[[AC:''Fast and Furious 6'']]

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[[AC:''Fast and Furious 6'']][[AC:''Film/FastAndFuriousSix'']]



[[AC:''Furious 7'']]

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[[AC:''Furious 7'']][[AC:''Film/FuriousSeven'']]



[[AC:''The Fate of the Furious'']]

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[[AC:''The Fate of the Furious'']][[AC:''Film/TheFateOfTheFurious'']]



-->'''Jeremy''': (After Letty says this is Cuban NOS)What's the difference between NOS and Cuban NOS? NOS is Nitrous Oxide, so if it were different it wouldn't be NOS, but some other compound entirely...

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-->'''Jeremy''': (After Letty says this is Cuban NOS)What's NOS) What's the difference between NOS and Cuban NOS? NOS is Nitrous Oxide, so if it were different it wouldn't be NOS, but some other compound entirely...


-->'''Ripley''': Get away from her, you ''[[ThisIsForEmphasisBitch bitch]]''! (''[[CrowningMomentOfAwesome 3 sins silently removed]]'')

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-->'''Ripley''': Get away from her, you ''[[ThisIsForEmphasisBitch bitch]]''! (''[[CrowningMomentOfAwesome (''[[SugarWiki/MomentOfAwesome 3 sins silently removed]]'')



-->'''CIA Agent:''' Where'd you find that information?
-->'''Aaron:''' [=YouTube=].
-->'''Jeremy:''' [[TakeThat I wonder if Coke or Adidas ran any ads in front of that video. If so, we need to tell them that their brands are running preroll ads in front of damning spy evidence. Or better yet, the CIA can put a copyright claim on the video.]]

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-->'''CIA Agent:''' Where'd you find that information?
-->'''Aaron:''' [=YouTube=].
-->'''Jeremy:'''
information?\\
'''Aaron:''' [=YouTube=].\\
'''Jeremy:'''
[[TakeThat I wonder if Coke or Adidas ran any ads in front of that video. If so, we need to tell them that their brands are running preroll ads in front of damning spy evidence. Or better yet, the CIA can put a copyright claim on the video.]]



-->'''Marta:''' You pack in the genetic mutations, infect the body and the vectrons load into the body..
-->'''Jeremy''' (sounding genuinely impressed): Ohhhhhhhhh. OK.

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-->'''Marta:''' You pack in the genetic mutations, infect the body and the vectrons load into the body..
-->'''Jeremy'''
body..\\
'''Jeremy'''
(sounding genuinely impressed): Ohhhhhhhhh. OK.



--> '''Amanda''': I want to build a team of some very bad people who can do some good.
--> '''Jeremy''': "NO"...The End.

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--> '''Amanda''': I want to build a team of some very bad people who can do some good.
-->
good.\\
'''Jeremy''': "NO"...The End.



--> '''Comissioner Gordon:''' Oh, god. ''Oh, god!''
--> '''Batman:''' It's okay. Let it come.
--> '''Comissioner Gordon:''' [[WesternAnimation/{{Archer}} Um, phrasing?]]

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--> '''Comissioner Gordon:''' Oh, god. ''Oh, god!''
-->
god!''\\
'''Batman:''' It's okay. Let it come.
-->
come.\\
'''Comissioner Gordon:''' [[WesternAnimation/{{Archer}} Um, phrasing?]]



-->'''Bystander''':Zatanna and Batman? What the hell?!
-->'''Jeremy''': [[TakeThat Huh, they put in the actual pitch of this movie!]]

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-->'''Bystander''':Zatanna and Batman? What the hell?!
-->'''Jeremy''':
hell?!\\
'''Jeremy''':
[[TakeThat Huh, they put in the actual pitch of this movie!]]



-->'''Death''': The single most powerful conduit of evil known throughout the world-
-->'''Jeremy''': [[TakeThat Auto-playing Youtube ads?]]

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-->'''Death''': The single most powerful conduit of evil known throughout the world-
-->'''Jeremy''':
world-\\
'''Jeremy''':
[[TakeThat Auto-playing Youtube ads?]]



* Even the YouTube description doesn't hide how much Jeremy hates this movie:
--> '''YouTube description:''' F*cking Minions.

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* Even the YouTube Website/YouTube description doesn't hide how much Jeremy hates this movie:
--> '''YouTube '''Website/YouTube description:''' F*cking Minions.



* Saying Gamora looks like the child of Uhura and the "green chick" from ''Film/StarTrek'' along with the "blue chick" from Avatar. Then giving it a sin for not featuring a "sex tape" of said conception.

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* Saying Gamora looks like the child of Uhura and the "green chick" from ''Film/StarTrek'' ''Film/StarTrek2009'' along with the "blue chick" from Avatar. Then giving it a sin for not featuring a "sex tape" of said conception.


'''Jeremy:''' A f*cking {{Music/Sting}} [[TheCameo cameo]]??? Because his name is Sting??? And this is a movie about bees?!?! [[TakeThat How did Jerry Seinfeld have any credibility after this movie?!?!]] *ding*

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'''Jeremy:''' A f*cking {{Music/Sting}} [[TheCameo cameo]]??? Because his name is Sting??? And this is a movie about bees?!?! [[TakeThat How did Jerry Seinfeld have any credibility after this movie?!?!]] *ding*''*ding*''


-->'''Prince Charming''': Excuse me! I am trying to perform!
-->'''The Gingerbread Man''': BORING!

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-->'''Prince Charming''': Excuse me! I am trying to perform!
Do you mind?!
-->'''The Gingerbread Man''': "Do you mind?!" BORING!



* Jeremy is disgusting at literally every appearance of Donkey's kids.

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* Jeremy is disgusting disgusted at literally every appearance of Donkey's kids.



-->'''Jeremy''': Movie misses the opportunity to be both honest and on-brand by calling this movie Shrek the Turd.

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-->'''Jeremy''': Movie misses the opportunity to be both honest and on-brand by calling this movie Shrek ''Shrek the Turd.Turd''.



-->'''Shrek''': Better out then in, I always say!

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-->'''Shrek''': Better out then in, I always say!say.



-->'''Jeremy''': Whoever wrote this scene fought tooth and bong to keep this joke in. Thanks, screenplay writer of Wild Wild West and Caddyshack 2!

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-->'''Jeremy''': Whoever wrote this scene fought tooth and bong to keep this joke in. Thanks, screenplay writer of ''Wild Wild Wild West West'' and Caddyshack 2!''Caddyshack 2''!



-->'''Jeremy''': This line is correct because this movie is marginally funnier than the 1996 Tom Arnold vehicle "The Stupids". That is all.

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-->'''Jeremy''': This line is correct because this movie is marginally funnier than the 1996 Tom Arnold vehicle "The Stupids".''The Stupids''. That is all.



-->'''King Arthur''': This is lame.
-->'''Merlin''': NO, YOU'RE LAME!

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-->'''King Arthur''': -->'''Arthur''': This is lame.
-->'''Merlin''': NO, YOU'RE LAME!''(DopeSlap)'' ''You're'' lame!



-->'''Cyclops''': Who'd ever think a monster like me deserves someone as special as you?
-->'''Jeremy''': Guys...help. I think I've been crushed by a heavy-handed message. ARGH!

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-->'''Cyclops''': ''(holding his one-eyed little daughter)'' Who'd ever think a monster like me deserves someone as special as you?
-->'''Jeremy''': Guys...help. I think I've been crushed by a heavy-handed message.heavy hand. ARGH!



-->'''Branch''': Because singing killed my grandma, OK?!

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-->'''Branch''': Because singing killed my grandma, OK?! okay?!

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