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--> '''Lightning:''' Don't leave me here! I'm in Hillbilly Hell! My IQ is dropping by the second!! ''I'M BECOMING ONE OF THEEEEEEMMMMM!!''

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--> '''Lightning:''' Don't leave me here! [[PrecisionFStrike I'm in Hillbilly Hell! Hell!]] My IQ is dropping by the second!! ''I'M BECOMING ONE OF THEEEEEEMMMMM!!''


'''Mater''': (''as Doc glares at him'') [[DidntThinkThisThrough Err...Maybe I should've, uh...hooked him up to Bessie... and THEN, uh...then took the boot off?]]

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'''Mater''': (''as Doc glares at him'') [[DidntThinkThisThrough Err...Maybe I should've, uh...hooked him up to Bessie... and THEN, uh...then took the boot off?]]off.]]



-->'''Sheriff''': Boy, we're not as dumb as you think we are.\\

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-->'''Sheriff''': Boy, we're not we ain't as dumb as you think we are.\\



--> '''Doc''': Hey! Was that floating like a Cadillac or was that stinging like a Beamer? I'm confused! You drive like ya fix roads! ''Lousy!'' Have fun fishin' Mater.\\

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--> '''Doc''': Hey! Was that floating like a Cadillac or was that stinging like a Beamer? I'm confused! You drive like ya fix roads! roads: ''Lousy!'' Have fun fishin' fishin', Mater.\\



'''Lightning''': [[SarcasmMode Thank you, Mater! Thank you!]]

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'''Lightning''': [[SarcasmMode Thank you, Mater! Mater. Thank you!]]you.]]

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* This bit during the final race, when Lightning sees Doc and everyone else at the pits.
-->'''Lightning''': I thought you said you'd never come back?
-->'''Doc''': Well, I really didn't have a choice. Mater [[NeverGotToSayGoodbye didn't get to say goodbye.]]
-->'''Mater''': ''[yelling at Doc's mic]'' GOODBYYEEEEEEEEE!! Okay, I'm good.

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* The court scene has this gem.
** " Flo, what do you have at your store?" " I have gas... Lotsa gas!" Cue Mater and Ramone laughing.


* The very final scene after the credits, where Van and Minny are lost in the desert.
-->''(Van and Minnie are in the middle of the desert, dusty, still looking for California)''
-->'''Minnie''': ''[exhausted]'' Oh, for the love of Chrysler, can we please ask someone for directions?
-->'''Van:''' ''[delirious and hysterical]'' NO! There's another ramp close! I KNOW IT! I CAN FEEL IT! [[LaughingMad HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA!!!]]




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* The very final scene after the credits, where Van and Minny are lost in the desert.
-->''(Van and Minnie are in the middle of the desert, dusty, still looking for California)''
-->'''Minnie''': ''[exhausted]'' Oh, for the love of Chrysler, can we please ask someone for directions?
-->'''Van:''' ''[delirious and hysterical]'' NO! There's another ramp close! I KNOW IT! I CAN FEEL IT! [[LaughingMad HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA!!!]]


* Guido's pit stop is without a doubt the CrowningMomentOfAwesome for this film. The reaction of Chick Hicks' pit crew is priceless - they drop their mustache grilles. "Peet stop."

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* Guido's pit stop is without a doubt the CrowningMomentOfAwesome SugarWiki/MomentOfAwesome for this film. The reaction of Chick Hicks' pit crew is priceless - they drop their mustache grilles. "Peet stop."


** Mater demonstrates by sneaking up to one tractor. He then honks his horn, startling the tractor, which rolls forward and pitches up on its back wheels. After doing a second one, he tells Lightning to try, to which Lightning protests he can't because he doesn't have a horn. Eventually, Lightning gives in, so he sneaks up to one tractor, and revs his engine at full blast instead...knocking over every single tractor in the field that isn't already down. They both get a good laugh out of it -- until they hear the sound of a bull bellowing.

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** Mater demonstrates by sneaking up to one tractor. He then honks his horn, startling the tractor, which rolls forward and pitches rears up on its back wheels. After doing a second one, he tells Lightning to try, to which Lightning protests he can't because he doesn't have a horn. Eventually, Lightning gives in, so he sneaks up to one tractor, and revs his engine at full blast instead...blast...knocking over every single tractor in the field that isn't already down. They both get a good laugh out of it -- until they hear the sound of a bull bellowing.



** Red uses his siren to tip over a large group that make it to the town square. One of them is seen chasing Fillmore around Flo's, and two of them make it into Luigi's Casa Della Tires.
-->'''Luigi:''' Hey, don't eat the radial! Take the snow tires!
** And later on, Lightning's nightmare about Frank winning the big race.

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** Red uses his siren to tip over a large group that make it to the town square. One Two of them is seen chasing Fillmore around Flo's, and two of them make it end up swerving into Luigi's Casa Della Tires.
Tires to avoid colliding with their friends.
-->'''Luigi:''' No-no-no! Get out of the store! ''[Guido chases after that tractor while Luigi confronts a tractor eating a stack of tires out front]'' Hey, don't eat the radial! Take Here, take the snow tires!
** And later on, Lightning's One of the tractors chases Fillmore around.
-->'''Sheriff:''' Mater!
-->'''Mater:''' [[BlatantLies I wasn't tractor tipping!]]
-->'''Sheriff:''' Then where did all these gol-durn tractors come from?!
** Lightning has a
nightmare about Frank winning the big race.



* [[RunningGag Every morning]], Sarge raises the flag while playing "Reveille" and Fillmore plays the Music/JimiHendrix's rendition of "The Star-Spangled Banner" loudly next door:

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* [[RunningGag Every morning]], Sarge raises the flag while playing "Reveille" and "Reveille". Almost immediately, Fillmore plays counters by playing the Music/JimiHendrix's rendition of "The Star-Spangled Banner" loudly next door:


-->'''Mater:''' Hey, listen, listen! If anybody asks you, we was out smashing mailboxes, okay? (speeds away)
-->'''Lightning:''' What? (sees tractors coming up the road)

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-->'''Mater:''' Hey, listen, listen! If anybody asks you, we was out smashing mailboxes, okay? (speeds away)
''(speeds away)''
-->'''Lightning:''' What? (sees ''(sees tractors coming up the road)road)''


* The whole tractor-tipping scene with Lightning and Mater, up to and including the encounter with Frank. Mater demonstrates by sneaking up to one tractor. He then honks his horn, startling the tractor, which rolls forward and pitches up on its back wheels. But race cars like Lightning don't have horns, so he revs his engine at full blast instead, intending to tip just the tractor he's snuck up on. Every single tractor in the field that isn't already down tips over. They both get a good laugh out of it -- until they hear the sound of a bull bellowing.

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* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xm77JG6d99M The whole tractor-tipping scene scene]] with Lightning and Mater, up to and including the encounter with Frank. Mater Frank.
**Mater
demonstrates by sneaking up to one tractor. He then honks his horn, startling the tractor, which rolls forward and pitches up on its back wheels. But race cars like After doing a second one, he tells Lightning don't to try, to which Lightning protests he can't because he doesn't have horns, a horn. Eventually, Lightning gives in, so he sneaks up to one tractor, and revs his engine at full blast instead, intending to tip just the tractor he's snuck up on. Every instead...knocking over every single tractor in the field that isn't already down tips over.down. They both get a good laugh out of it -- until they hear the sound of a bull bellowing.



** Red uses his siren to tip over a large group that make it to the town square. One of them is seen chasing Fillmore around Flo's, and two of them make it into Luigi's store.

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** Red uses his siren to tip over a large group that make it to the town square. One of them is seen chasing Fillmore around Flo's, and two of them make it into Luigi's store.Casa Della Tires.

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**Red uses his siren to tip over a large group that make it to the town square. One of them is seen chasing Fillmore around Flo's, and two of them make it into Luigi's store.
-->'''Luigi:''' Hey, don't eat the radial! Take the snow tires!


*** The whole story is absolutely ''hilarious:'' the above metaphor caused issues because the animators couldn't figure out how to properly express it. The storyboard simply states that "[=McQueen=] produces a map" but being that he and all of the characters are cars and therefore lacking in hands, this is an action easier said than done. Ideas started with things such as [=McQueen=] holding it with a prehensile antenna, unrolling it from his boot, or simply dropping the map on the ground, but soon it devolved into more outrageous ides such as the map projecting on his windshield (over his eyes,) printing it on his tongue, and even having a ''live monkey'' (an actual flesh-and-blood monkey, not a ''Cars''-ified one) jump out of [=McQueen=] and hold the map for him.

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***
**
The whole story is absolutely ''hilarious:'' the above metaphor caused issues because the animators couldn't figure out how to properly express it. The storyboard simply states that "[=McQueen=] produces a map" but being that he and all of the characters are cars and therefore lacking in hands, this is an action easier said than done. Ideas started with things such as [=McQueen=] holding it with a prehensile antenna, unrolling it from his boot, or simply dropping the map on the ground, but soon it devolved into more outrageous ides such as the map projecting on his windshield (over his eyes,) printing it on his tongue, and even having a ''live monkey'' (an actual flesh-and-blood monkey, not a ''Cars''-ified one) jump out of [=McQueen=] and hold the map for him.

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*** The whole story is absolutely ''hilarious:'' the above metaphor caused issues because the animators couldn't figure out how to properly express it. The storyboard simply states that "[=McQueen=] produces a map" but being that he and all of the characters are cars and therefore lacking in hands, this is an action easier said than done. Ideas started with things such as [=McQueen=] holding it with a prehensile antenna, unrolling it from his boot, or simply dropping the map on the ground, but soon it devolved into more outrageous ides such as the map projecting on his windshield (over his eyes,) printing it on his tongue, and even having a ''live monkey'' (an actual flesh-and-blood monkey, not a ''Cars''-ified one) jump out of [=McQueen=] and hold the map for him.


** And then Bessie spits some tar on one of Lightning's lucky lightning bolts, which he has throughout the majority of his visit. Mater offers to get it off by SpitShine, but Lightning disgustingly turns it down.

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** And then Bessie spits some tar on one of Lightning's lucky lightning bolts, which he has throughout the majority of his visit. Mater offers to get it off by SpitShine, but a disgusted Lightning disgustingly turns it down.


* Lightning tries to use Doc's advice to "[[LiteralMinded turn right to go left]]"---only to thud into another cactus patch; and the impact also causes a ''tall saguaro'' to fall on him
-->'''Lightning''': Ow! Ow, that--(''saguaro falls on top of him'') '''''OWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!'''''

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* Lightning tries to use Doc's advice to "[[LiteralMinded turn right to go left]]"---only to thud into another cactus patch; and the impact also causes a ''tall saguaro'' to fall on him
him.
-->'''Lightning''': Ow! Ow, that--(''saguaro that-- (''saguaro falls on top of him'') '''''OWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!'''''



'''Lightning''': FREEDOM!!!\\

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'''Lightning''': FREEDOM!!!\\FREEDOM!\\



(''Mater lassoes his tow cable onto McQueen's trunk and pulls him out of the cactus patch'')\\

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(''Mater lassoes his tow cable onto McQueen's [=McQueen=]'s trunk and pulls him out of the cactus patch'')\\

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* After the first race, the twin fangirls, Mia and Tia, [[GettingCrapPastTheRadar flashing their headlights for Lightning]].
-->'''Lightning''': [[MaleGaze Oh, I looove being me]].

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