History Funny / BloodDrive

* The Heart Industries receptionist barely batting an eye as [[spoiler: Julian beats an overenthusiastic job candidate to death with his own briefcase.]]
* Julian going even more insane than usual during episode 3, as he's stuck for hours on end listening to [[spoiler:Heart Enterprise execs.]]

-->'''Arthur''': I'm the cobbler now. My brand new wife is beautiful. She is named Melanie, and the old cobbler gave her to me as a present because he's killing himself. [[CompletelyMissingThePoint This is all perfectly normal.]]

** Also in episode 4, this exchange between Clown Dick and Slink, after the former stops just short of the finish line (and risks [[SecondPlaceIsForLosers losing to Arthur and Grace]]) to [[DistractedByTheSexy ogle the Mayhem Girls]]:

** In an example of BitingTheHandHumor, the show's producers often name Heart Industries executives after their real-life corporate overlords at SyFy - and them kill them off on-camera with extreme gusto.

* When Arthur enters Cronenburgh, dying of dehydration, he sees two little girls selling lemonade and downs a pitcher of it. When Slink arrives in a gas mask, allowing him to see the town without a filter, he sees the two little girls are horribly deformed...and the lemonade is being made [[{{Squick}} by a dog pissing in a jar]].

* When Arthur enters Cronenburgh, dying of dehydration, he sees two little girls selling lemonade and downs a pitcher of it. When Slink arrives in a gas mask, allowing him to see the town without a filter, he sees the two little girls are horribly deformed...and the lemonade is being made [[{Squick} by a dog pissing in a jar]].

-->'''Slink''': This town can finally see itself for what it really is: [[TakeThat Cleveland]].

* Slink shutting off the happy gas to Cronenburgh.

** Grace's reaction to finding out the mystic Chinese woman charged her for the meal she was forced to buy in exchange for help saving Arthur's life.

** This exchange between Clown Dick and Slink, after the former stops just short of the finish line (and risks [[SecondPlaceIsForLosers losing to Arthur and Grace]]) to [[DistractedByTheSexy ogle the Mayhem Girls]]:

* During his VisionQuest, when he first meets the vision of Aki, Arthur asks how Christopher is doing. Aki's answer is entirely [[BleepDamnit bleeped out]].

* During his VisionQuest, when he first meets the vision of Aki, Arthur asks how Christopher is doing. Aki's answer is entirely [[CensorshipBleep bleeped out]].

-->'''Slink''': This is vintage!

-->'''Slink''': This is vintage!
* In an example of BitingTheHandHumor, the show's producers often name Heart Industries executives after their real-life corporate overlords at SyFy - and them kill them off on-camera with extreme gusto.

-->'''Slink''': This is vintage!

-->'''Slink''': This is vintage!
* This exchange between Clown Dick and Slink in Episode 3, after the former stops just short of the finish line (and risks [[SecondPlaceIsForLosers losing to Arthur and Grace]]) to [[DistractedByTheSexy ogle the Mayhem Girls]]:
-->'''Slink''': Hey, Dick. Might wanna step on it.
-->'''Clown Dick''': ([[FlippingTheBird flipping Slink off]]) Step on ''this'', Slick!
-->'''Slink''': ([[BreakingTheFourthWall to camera]]) ''I'm'' the asshole...

-->'''Slink''': This is vintage!

** Grace ''sets him on fire''. His biggest concern is hit hat.

--> '''Slink''': OFFICER BAILEY, WILL YOU PLEASE KINDLY ''FFFFFUCK OFF''?!

* Arthur constantly interrupting Grace and Slink's bar fight to complain about trouble in the town.
--> '''Slink''': OFFICER BAILEY WILL YOU PLEASE KINDLY ''FFFFFUCK OFF''?!

-->'''Grace/Arthur''': [[OhCrap Oh]], [[{{Pun}} shit]].

* When Christopher sneaks into a forbidden area of Heart, Aki punishes him with what can best be called a puke cannon. The show tries cutting to commercial three times while he pukes rainbow vomit everywhere.

--> Disclaimer: If you are pregnant or nursing, you should never come within ten feet of any Smax Candy product. Eating Smax Candy may cause migraine headaches, night sweats, restless legs, ziglertits, schizophrenia, kemblephasia, racial intolerance, anal leakage (Matalas disease), [[RagingStiffie priapism]], crow’s affliction, SpontaneousHumanCombustion, dimstead syndrome, brain liquefaction, the fung and homicidal tendencies.

* The Heart Industries receptionist barely batting an eye as [[spoiler: Julian beats an overenthusiastic job candidate to death with his own briefcase.]]

* Julian going even more insane than usual during episode 3, as he's stuck for hours on end listening to [[spoiler:Heart Enterprise execs.]]