History Funny / BingingWithBabish

-->''So I'm just dropping in all of our aromatic—''\\
'''*CLANG*'''\\

-->'''Voiceover!Babish:''' (as Babish walks into frame with a script; nose clearly plugged) ''This is Binging with Babish, reading for Joseph Joestar. Action.''
-->'''Babish:''' (as Joseph) '''''OH NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!'''''

--->'''Babish:''' (holds up palms in confusion) I don't really know what ["et cetera"] is, so (mimes adding a pinch of spice) go ahead and add... a little... et cetera.

-->'''Babish:''' (as the footage of Sally faking the orgasm plays) So, because I don't want you to get in trouble with your spouse or employer, I'm gonna keep talking over this scene until she's done making all the noises, annnd there we go.

* Right at the end of the episode on the key lime pie from ''Series/{{Dexter}}'', [[TooDumbToLive for God knows what reason]], Babish decides to go the extra mile and ''[[RefugeInAudacity actually include]]'' the sodium pentothol and pancuronium Dexter added to euthanize its recipient. [[KilledOffscreen And the episode ends with Babish going to take a nap after finishing his slice.]]

* For the [[Series/ParksAndRecreation Meat Tornado]], Babish consults a medical professional to figure out how much meat would be enough to literally kill a guy - about two pounds. Then he proceeds to make a burrito with that much meat - except he makes a lot of ''really good'' meat. So how does he stop himself from trying to add it to the Clean Plate Club and possibly killing himself in the process? By ''emptying a bottle of [[WebVideo/HotOnes The Last Dab]] onto the burrito'' before he rolls it. He takes a couple good bites before the spice registers and he has to drop the burrito and go get a drink.

-->'''Arthur!Babish''': Anyway, we're gonna light that up, and... not pay attention to [[AnachronismStew the watch that we forgot to take off]].

--> '''Babish:''' All we have to do is repeat layering the nachos ''[switches to [[BriefAccentImitation a perfect impression of the owl from the commercial]]]'' one, a-two-''hoo'', a-[[TrillingRs thrrree]]... ''[back to his natural voice]'' three, three times. I'm quoting that old Tootsie Roll commercial with the owl...you're [[PopCulturalOsmosisFailure probably too young]].

-->'''Babish''': Nobody's allowed to make a meme of that, that's i-illegal.
** [[ForegoneConclusion And then:]]

* The mere concept of the [[WesternAnimation/RegularShow Grilled Cheese Deluxe]] video: because the show didn't actually explain ''why'' the sandwich in question was a "deluxe" grilled cheese, this leads Babish to partake in some experimentation. [[ThereIsNoKillLikeOverkill With several different combinations of breads, toppings, cheeses, and cheese mixes.]]

-->'''Babish:''' (looks over a Kraft box) It's been a while since I made one of these, but I think I can (cut to box being dumped to steaming pot of water) huh (cut to Babish stirring) huh (cut to Babish dumping the strained noodles into the pot) huh (cut to Babish adding the powder) ''huuuuuuh'' (cut to Babish dumping in a stick of butter) huh (cut to Babish adding milk) huh (cut to Babish stirring) huh (cut to Babish depositing the mac and cheese into a bowl) huh [[OverlyLongGag (cut to Babish getting a spoonful) huh.]]

-->'''Babish:''' [''voiceover''] Now at this point it's four-thirty in the morning, I've been watching ''Series/{{Frasier}}'' for about six hours and I am truly ''losing my mind''. Let's listen in. [''The audio cuts to the actual audio from Babish making pasta and the TV burbling in the background''] Her. Loss. Niles. Frasier. [''cut''] Ros' water just broke all over Niles' Turkish prayer rug. [''cut; in an outlandish English accent''] Would you believe it! Up until 4.30 making ''pasta''! [''cut; singing''] "Colour in a cannnn... colour in a cannnn..." [''cut''] Every day is a winding road, y'know? Okay, it's way worse to lose your hair than to go gray. [''cut; singing''] "If you wish to be my bri-ide..." [''cut''] It's not like Brad Pitt was a baby actor. [''cut; Babish sings incoherent syllables like a drunk lounge singer'']

* When it comes time to make the [[ExactlyWhatItSaysOnTheTin titular]] [[Recap/BreakingBadS5E2Madrigal tater tots]] in the "Tater Tots" episode, Babish proceeds to make them puck-shaped, as in the show... but then proceeds to [[HalfwayPlotSwitch crowbar in]] a mini-''Film/NapoleonDynamite'' segment[[note]]complete with an intro with the subtitle [[InistentTerminology "Tots, Specifically from Napoleon Dynamite"]][[/note]] [[LoopholeAbuse in order to justify]] [[TrademarkFavoriteFood making cylindrical tots]].

* When it comes time to make the [[ExactlyWhatItSaysOnTheTin titular]] [[Recap/BreakingBadS5E2Madrigal tater tots]] in the "Tater Tots", Babish proceeds to make them puck-shaped, as in the show... but then proceeds to [[HalfwayPlotSwitch crowbar in]] a mini-''Film/NapoleonDynamite'' segment[[note]]complete with an intro with the subtitle [[InistentTerminology "Tots, Specifically from Napoleon Dynamite"]][[/note]] [[LoopholeAbuse in order to justify]] [[TrademarkFavoriteFood making cylindrical tots]].

--> '''Babish:''' All we have to do is repeat layering the nachos ''[switches to a perfect impression of the owl from the commercial]'' one, a-two-hoo, a-three... ''[back to his natural voice]'' three, three times. I'm quoting that old Tootsie Roll commercial with the owl...you're [[PopCulturalOsmosisFailure probably too young]].

* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Vy12e0LjX4 The whole of the apple pie episode]] arguably counts, since it has come to light [[https://www.reddit.com/r/IAmA/comments/dm10gh/i_am_andrew_rea_aka_babish_creator_of/f4vs8je/ via a Reddit AMA]] that [[spoiler:Andrew did the voiceover [[EverybodyMustGetStoned while stoned]]]].

--> '''Babish''': All we have to do is repeat layering the nachos ''[switches to a perfect impression of the owl from the commercial]'' one, a-two-hoo, a-three... ''[back to his natural voice]'' three, three times. I'm quoting that old Tootsie Roll commercial with the owl...you're [[PopCulturalOsmosisFailure probably too young]].

-->'''Babish''': Now, I know the folks at Disney said to their animator, "Frank, [[CuttingTheKnot just draw us a plate of appetizers]], okay? [[TemptingFate Nobody is going to agonize over it thirty years later]] [[ThereIsNoKillLikeOverkill on a big TV]] trying to figure out what each element is." (during the voiceover, [[GilliganCut Babish has pulled out a large flatscreen TV, paused on a stillframe of the platter]])

* For April Fools 2019, Babish [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RentKWlhUXc makes]] the "[[ThinlyVeiledDubCountryChange Jelly Donuts]]" from the Pokemon anime, treating them as if they're actual donuts. (He made [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gW4PCfLzTYA actual onigiri]] the next day.)

* In the actual onigiri episode, Babish does several additional attempts at making onigiri (purely because he wasn't happy with how he was shaping them). By attempt four, however, Babish had partaken in what he claims were "jazz cigarettes", and instead of shaping his rice into onigiri, he made "Snowmanigiri", accompanied by making it dance.

* By the end of the [[WesternAnimation/TheSimpsons Ribwich]] episode, Babish comes to the realization that, instead of ''actually'' making the Ribwich, he had made a ''tribute'' to it... which is honestly for the best, since the ''actual'' Ribwich is "borderline illegal".

-->'''Babish''': (looks over a Kraft box) It's been a while since I made one of these, but I think I can (cut to box being dumped to steaming pot of water) huh (cut to Babish stirring) huh (cut to Babish dumping the strained noodles into the pot) huh (cut to Babish adding the powder) ''huuuuuuh'' (cut to Babish dumping in a stick of butter) huh (cut to Babish adding milk) huh (cut to Babish stirring) huh (cut to Babish depositing the mac and cheese into a bowl) huh [[OverlyLongGag (cut to Babish getting a spoonful) huh.]]
** Because Babish forgot to film his walk-in intro, the video starts with a, as he describes, "creepy still photo" of him leaning against the counter, which then abruptly "[comes] to life".

-->'''Babish''': [''voiceover''] Now at this point it's four-thirty in the morning, I've been watching ''Series/{{Frasier}}'' for about six hours and I am truly ''losing my mind''. Let's listen in. [''The audio cuts to the actual audio from Babish making pasta and the TV burbling in the background''] Her. Loss. Niles. Frasier. [''cut''] Ros' water just broke all over Niles' Turkish prayer rug. [''cut; in an outlandish English accent''] Would you believe it! Up until 4.30 making ''pasta''! [''cut; singing''] "Colour in a cannnn...colour in a cannnn..." [''cut''] Every day is a winding road, y'know? Okay, it's way worse to lose your hair than to go gray. [''cut; singing''] "If you wish to be my bri-ide..." [''cut''] It's not like Brad Pitt was a baby actor. [''cut; Babish sings incoherent syllables like a drunk lounge singer'']

-->'''Babish's Voiceover''': (''usual calm, soothing tone'') Now, there are much simpler and easier ways to make tiramisu, ones that don't take hours of careful preparation, but nothing quite beats the feeling of accomplish-- (''tiramisu falls through pan to the floor, voice turns panicky'') nononono! (''back to even'') Oh my god. Oh my god. It's the sum of all my fears.

** For added hilarity, [[https://youtu.be/gCo8idPwoes here's]] raw footage of the incident complete with an appropriately angry and ''hilarious'' PrecisionFStrike.

-->'''Babish''': Just make sure it's tart and it's not mushy, like those apples that shouldn't exist.

--->'''Babish''': ''(enters kitchen in a bathrobe)'' Good morning, everybody. Ooh, what's this, pie for breakfast? ''(cuts off a slice)'' Well, I'd hate to be rude.

-->''So I’m just dropping in all of our aromatic—''\\

* TheStinger for the [[https://youtu.be/Ao7RQj8sxuo Caprese]] [[Manga/JojosBizarreAdventureDiamondIsUnbreakable Salad]] episode shows Andrew putting on his best impression of Joseph Joestar's GratuitousEnglish.
-->'''Voiceover!Babish''': (as Babish walks into frame with a script; nose clearly plugged) ''This is Binging with Babish, reading for Joseph Joestar. Action.''
-->'''Babish''': (as Joseph) '''''OH NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!'''''
** When tackling the salad's dressing, he notes that it includes "salt, pepper, and et cetera". And while he got the salt and pepper down-
--->'''Babish''': (holds up palms in confusion) I don't really know what ["et cetera"] is, so (mimes adding a pinch of spice) go ahead and add... a little... et cetera.

-->'''Babish''': (as the footage of Sally faking the orgasm plays) So, because I don't want you to get in trouble with your spouse or employer, I'm gonna keep talking over this scene until she's done making all the noises, annnd there we go.

-->'''Babish''': Again, I'm terrible with pies, but, I'm guessing no more than 5 or 10mL.

* From the [[VideoGame/MonsterHunterWorld Chef’s Choice Platter]] episode:
** Andrew starts the episode with an ad for his new cookware line, [[InterfaceScrew even adding an “error” message for those who thought they could skip it and make them realize it’s part of the video]].

* For [[FourTwentyBlazeIt April 20th]], 2021, Babish makes the Space Cake from ''Series/HighMaintenance''. He opens the video by showing off a bag clearly labelled "OREGANO", uses inexplicably green vegetable oil for the cake and inexplicably green butter for the frosting, and generally spends the entire episode dancing around the word "marijuana".
-->'''Babish''': The great thing about using, uh, green butter in frosting is that it never gets heated, so the...um..."strength" of the butter's "butteriness" doesn't get, you know, deactivated.

--> '''Babish:''' Guess I'll just resign myself to the fact that I would never survive Squid Game and make some Dalgona coffee instead.

* Pretty much the entirety of the [[Film/EverythingEverywhereAllAtOnce everything bagel]] episode. Not only does Andrew buy literally ''every'' spice from the grocery store (which cost him almost $900) to put on his giant bagel, but the episode gets about as weird and wacky as the film the bagel came from.

* Pretty much the entirety of the [[Film/EverythingEverywhereAllAtOnce everything bagel]] episode. Not only does Andrew buy literally ''every'' spice (which cost him almost $900) to put on his giant bagel, but the episode gets about as weird and wacky as the film the bagel came from.

-->'''Alvin:''' [[NonSequitur This is a potato]].

* The episode on [[Series/SaturdayNightLive Schweddy Balls]]. The *''ahem''* specific way Andrew plates his balls.

* In the [[Series/StrangerThings KFC Bucket Meal]] episode, Babish notes that he fries his chicken for 6 to 9 minutes, but if you watch with captions, he [[LOL69 adds [Nice] after 6-9]].

* For April 20th, 2021, Babish makes the Space Cake from ''Series/HighMaintenance''. He opens the video by showing off a bag clearly labelled "OREGANO", uses inexplicably green vegetable oil for the cake and inexplicably green butter for the frosting, and generally spends the entire episode dancing around the word "marijuana".

** The [[Franchise/HarryPotter pumpkin pasties]] episode, released before Halloween, features Babish dressed as a cheerleader, [[Series/TheJoyOfPainting Bob Ross]] and finally a massive inflatable [[Series/BarneyAndFriends Barney]] costume, which is as inconvenient to cook in as you might imagine; he concludes the episode by cutting the costume open from within using a knife, and does his final taste-test shirtless and sweaty, dressed in the remains of said costume. Jess also shows up dressed as Harry Potter, and kisses Babish while he's dressed as Bob Ross, leading Swayer to comment, [[CrackShip "And a new fanfiction was born."]]

--> '''Babish:''' Guess I'll just resign myself to the fact that I would never survive Squid Game and make some Dalgona coffee instead.

* In the WesternAnimation/{{Ratatouille}} episode, Babish takes a bite of his dish and has an Anton Ego-like “flashback” (actually his nephew playing a young him) to Little Babish cooking with toy food.

* When Babish decides to make the Death Sandwich from ''WesternAnimation/RegularShow'', he decides that it's far too boring to have a name like that. So he seeks out Japanese master chef Masaharu Morimoto, who prepares some ''fugu'', a fish that if you don't prepare it properly you will die from the toxins contained in part of it. Babish agrees that ''fugu'' is delicious and then Chef Morimoto proceeds to troll him mercilessly by repeatedly pretending to be suffering from ''fugu'' poisoning. The final Death Sandwich is simply the original sandwich with some ''fugu'' in it.

* Babish referencing a [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PYpTd-r6oe0 Tootsie Roll commercial from 1970]] in his ''Series/TheGoodPlace'' Nachos episode: