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** The start of that series of fights comes after Hood tries to talk his way through a rather large security guard. When talking doesn't work, he tries intimidation.
-->'''Hood:''' *Showing off the gun in his waistband* "I could shoot you."\\
'''Security Guard:''' *Lifts up his jacket to show his own gun* "We could shoot each other."\\
*Hood sighs, takes out his earpiece, and goes in to attack the man, [[LetsFightLikeGentlemen who responds in kind]]*
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* Season 2.4, Job's interactions with Jason pretty much all qualify, but especially:
-->"Bitch, I should be shooting your dumb white ass right now, but instead I'm offering you a ride. So show some fucking gratitude and get in the fucking car, or I will run you into a wall and say my foot slipped off the clutch."
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-->Brock: "Don't judge."

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-->Brock: "Don't judge.""

* Later when Brock is interrogating one of the prostitutes and asks her name for the record, she says it's Platinumm with two M's as in "MM she looks gooooood"

* Hood, Job and Sugar go explode one of Proctor's labs. Job sets the bomb and detonates it via mobile, and they all brace themselves for the blast... which doesn't come. after a beat Hood asks if he's dialing the right number.

*after the above, while they bicker and mock about the detonator Job goes to check the bomb, the explosion comes and blasts them away. They recover and watch the flames:
-->Sugar: I can't hear a thing
-->Job: That's cause you are old and deaf, don't pin that shit on me.
-->Sugar: What? ... What
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* In the penultimate episode of Season 1, Kai and Hood get into an all out brawl, an entire season of tension exploding into a series of punches and fury. When Kai finally wears himself out, he proceeds to pull out a beer and casually ask: "So, what did you want?"
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* When the Banshee PD about to raid a strip club owned by Proctor, Brock's precise description of the club's interior does not go unnoticed.

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* When the Banshee PD are about to raid a strip club owned by Proctor, Brock's precise description of the club's interior does not go unnoticed.
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* While fighting his way through [[spoiler: Longshadow's casino to save Rebecca]], Hood has an especially gruelling encounter with two security guards. After beating them, he doubles over, gasping for air... and a third guard comes out of nowhere. Hood's pained look and an exasperated "Seriously?" are just icing.

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* While fighting his way through [[spoiler: Longshadow's casino to save Rebecca]], Hood has an especially gruelling encounter with two security guards. After beating them, he doubles over, gasping for air... and a third guard comes out of nowhere. Hood's pained look and an exasperated "Seriously?" are just icing.icing.
* When the Banshee PD about to raid a strip club owned by Proctor, Brock's precise description of the club's interior does not go unnoticed.
-->Siobhan: "You seem to know the layout pretty well."
-->Brock: "Don't judge."
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* In the Season One episode "Meet the New Boss", Hood is having dinner with the Hopewells. Max asks if he can see Hood's gun, to which Hood casually replies "Sure" and reaches for it. His smirk towards Ana implies that he wouldn't have actually done it, but it's hilarious nontheless.
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* Deva and some of her friends decide to break into a store at night and are quickly caught by Lucas. He sends her friends home and then he expertly points out all their mistakes like not noticing the security system or not realizing that all the money would be in the safe and the few dollars in the cash register were just SchmuckBait that triggered another alarm when removed. Lucas figures that a standard "stealing is wrong" speech is not gonna work on a rebellious teenager so instead he appeals to her pride by pointing out that she is just being [[StupidCrooks a stupid criminal]].

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* Deva and some of her friends decide to break into a store at night and are quickly caught by Lucas. He sends her friends home and then he expertly points out all their mistakes like not noticing the security system or not realizing that all the money would be in the safe and the few dollars in the cash register were just SchmuckBait that triggered another alarm when removed. Lucas figures that a standard "stealing is wrong" speech is not gonna work on a rebellious teenager so instead he appeals to her pride by pointing out that she is just being [[StupidCrooks a stupid criminal]].criminal]].
* While fighting his way through [[spoiler: Longshadow's casino to save Rebecca]], Hood has an especially gruelling encounter with two security guards. After beating them, he doubles over, gasping for air... and a third guard comes out of nowhere. Hood's pained look and an exasperated "Seriously?" are just icing.
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* Season 2 finale, after pulling a mother of all BigDamnHeroes moments together with Job to save Hood and Ana from Rabbit's men, Fat Au gives what can only be called a sane person's opinion on Hood:
--->"Seven guys with machine guns and you're going to stab them..? You really are fucked in the head."
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* Deva and some of her friends decide to break into a store at night and are quickly caught by Lucas. He sends her friends home and then he expertly points out all their mistakes like not noticing the security system or not realizing that all the money would be in the safe and the few dollars in the cash register were just SchmuckBait that triggered another alarm when removed. Lucas figures that a standard "stealing is wrong" speech is not gonna work on a rebellious teenager so instead he appeals to her pride by pointing out that she is just being a {{StupidCrooks as stupid criminal}}.

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* Deva and some of her friends decide to break into a store at night and are quickly caught by Lucas. He sends her friends home and then he expertly points out all their mistakes like not noticing the security system or not realizing that all the money would be in the safe and the few dollars in the cash register were just SchmuckBait that triggered another alarm when removed. Lucas figures that a standard "stealing is wrong" speech is not gonna work on a rebellious teenager so instead he appeals to her pride by pointing out that she is just being [[StupidCrooks a {{StupidCrooks as stupid criminal}}.criminal]].
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* Deva and some of her friends decide to break into a store at night and are quickly caught by Lucas. He sends her friends home and then he expertly points out all their mistakes like not noticing the security system or not realizing that all the money would be in the safe and the few dollars in the cash register were just SchmuckBait that triggered another alarm when removed. Lucas figures that a standard "stealing is wrong" speech is not gonna work on a rebellious teenager so instead he appeals to her pride by pointing out that she is just being a StupidCrook.

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* Deva and some of her friends decide to break into a store at night and are quickly caught by Lucas. He sends her friends home and then he expertly points out all their mistakes like not noticing the security system or not realizing that all the money would be in the safe and the few dollars in the cash register were just SchmuckBait that triggered another alarm when removed. Lucas figures that a standard "stealing is wrong" speech is not gonna work on a rebellious teenager so instead he appeals to her pride by pointing out that she is just being a StupidCrook.{{StupidCrooks as stupid criminal}}.

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-->"It’s just a concussion, man. You get them every day. The inside of your head must look like a Jackson Pollock."

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-->"It’s just a concussion, man. You get them every day. The inside of your head must look like a Jackson Pollock.""
* Deva and some of her friends decide to break into a store at night and are quickly caught by Lucas. He sends her friends home and then he expertly points out all their mistakes like not noticing the security system or not realizing that all the money would be in the safe and the few dollars in the cash register were just SchmuckBait that triggered another alarm when removed. Lucas figures that a standard "stealing is wrong" speech is not gonna work on a rebellious teenager so instead he appeals to her pride by pointing out that she is just being a StupidCrook.
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* Most of Job's dialogue can count as this. Although his encounter with a herd of cows is a stand out:
-->"Fuck you. Fuck each and every one of you."
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* Season 2.9, an injured Job lampshades the sheer amount of head trauma Hood has experienced over the course of the series.
-->"It’s just a concussion, man. You get them every day. The inside of your head must look like a Jackson Pollock."

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