History Funny / AtopTheFourthWall

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[[folder: Longbox of the Damned]]
* Anytime Moarte drops his LargeHam voice and says anything in a close-to-normal tone is hilarious. For example, in the ''Manga/{{Uzumaki}} vol. 1'' review, he states the name of the town in the story. On the possibility that he may have mispronounced the name, Moarte's response?
-->'''Moarte:''' My children, I don't speak Japanese. Give me a break here.
* When talking about the ''Franchise/FridayThe13th'' franchise, he mentions ''Film/JasonX'' in a rather unimpressed manner.
-->'''Moarte:''' ...Including that one where he went into space and became a killer cyborg. That happened too.
* The joke from the ''Uzumaki'' review returns in the review of ''Howard Lovecraft and the Frozen Kingdom''.
-->'''Moarte:''' What's that? I did not pronounce the city name correctly? 1.) It's how it's spelled in the book. 2.) If I don't speak Japanese, what the hell makes you think I speak Old One?
* In ''Poe'', Moarte notes that he thinks being undead is great and that he's doing pretty well for himself. [[MundaneLuxury He has a table and everything!]]
* Moarte's utter bafflement at the ''Killdozer'' comic, opening with his usual "Hello, my children" in an unsure and confused manner. He introduces the comic saying, "I've got to admit, we've got a weird one today... It's the Killdozer comic." He later goes to say, "Admittedly, the idea of a killer bulldozer may seem silly... and it is..."
* In the ''Wrath of the Spectre'', the Spectre's costume is just a pair of green underpants and a cape.
-->'''Moarte:''' What? When you're God's angel of death and wrath and punishment and stuff, I think you're allowed to wear whatever the hell you want.
* In the Reiko the Zombie Shop review, after explaining that most necromancers can only summon one specific zombie, Moarte gives us this gem: "It's like Pokemon! But with corpses."
* The third episode for 2013 ends with him hefting a sword and declaring he's going to fight something truly scary: a tax collector. Funny on its own, but then he charges off-screen yelling, [[LargeHam "FOR THE LONGBOX!"]]
* In his review of Teen Titans Annual #1, after a woman [[{{Squick}} stuffs a cat in a blender]], he says this.
-->'''Moarte:''' Horrific, yes, but damn impressive. You ever try to get a cat to do something it doesn't want to do? The thing turns into, like, an out of control slinky or something.
* At the end of the Hellsing review for 2013, Moarte notices that there's something familiar about [[{{Alucard}} Alucard's name and proceeds to spell it backwards]]. And what does he discover?
-->'''Moarte:''' BY THE LONGBOX!!! [[Film/{{Troll2}} NILBOG IS GOBLIN SPELLED BACKWARDS!!!]] HOLY CRAP!!!
** From the same review, he makes a not so subtle allusion to ''WebVideo/HellsingUltimateAbridged''.
--->'''Moarte:''' The ladies love big guns, particularly cannons.
* In the review of ''Dracula Everlasting'', Moarte notes the similarity between this interpretation of Dracula and [[Series/DoctorWho Time Lords]].
** What's even funnier is what makes him realize it, since said story has [[Anime/YuGiOh a locket containing a spirit able to reenter the body and regenerate]]. Sound familiar?
* The deadpan "praise" of the Deathtube joke from ''Zombo''.
* From ''Star Trek'' Issues 4 and 5, when Moarte mentions Chekov and Sulu fencing, he adds, "Get your minds out of the gutters, children!"
* He opens the video on ''Captain America'' #326 by singing the propaganda tune from ''Film/CaptainAmericaTheFirstAvenger''.
* From the ''Comicbook/FreddyVsJasonVsAsh'' sequel, a small excerpt from one sentence becomes hilarious if you are aware of the popular Yaoi ships in the Franchise/PowerRangers fandom: "Jason wants Tommy..."
* In the new intro, the grave the Longbox is buried in has a tombstone that says "ComicBook/OneMoreDay". There's also one that says [[ComicBook/CountdowntoFinalCrisis "Here Lies Countdown"]].
* He opens his review of ''8-Bit Zombie'' with "[[VideoGame/SuperMarioBros1 doo-doo-doo-doo-doo-doot]], [[SubvertedCatchPhrase my children]]."
* In the review of "Night of the Living Dead: Just a Girl" he comments that he wouldn't be surprised if [[InsaneTrollLogic Mr. Cooper's logic]] says that Karen caused the zombie apocalypse.
* From "Tales of Supernatural Laws" we have this:
-->'''Moarte:''' Order! Order! Court is now in session, my children. Beware the creatures of the night, [[EvilLawyerJoke they have lawyers]]!
* The TakeThat to Internet comments in The Witching Hour.
* "[[ObligatoryJoke I am told that]] ComicBook/ManThing [[DoubleEntendre is quite]] [[MemeticMutation giant sized.]] [[LampshadeHanging I sure hope I am the first person ever to make that joke.]]"
* Moarte's summer attire? A bright orange Hawaiian shirt.
* For the 2016 Midsummer's Nightmare, Moarte has been replaced with a Rod Serling-esque host-complete with a calm, collected tone of voice that makes any [[DeadpanSnarker wisecracks]] all the more hilarious. At least, until the end of the final episode, which sees the Host painfully transforming into Moarte himself.
* Moarte's sheer disbelief at the story of the comic Satan Six, which had cameos by Creator/LloydKaufman, [[Literature/TheHunchbackOfNotreDame Quasimodo]], [[Franchise/FridayThe13th Jason Voorhees]], and Wolf and Bird, Counselor of the Macabre.
* Moarte reluctantly reviews a Barbie comic.
* Linkara bursts in on him during his review of the ''Nightmare on Elm Street: Freddy's War'' comics (looking for a projection of Freddy Krueger created by his preliminary opponent in the Contest of Champions).
-->'''Linkara:''' Ah-HA!\\
(Long beat)\\
'''Moarte:''' You can go now.\\
'''Linkara:''' Sorry.\\
'''Moarte:''' Idiot.
* Moarte is utterly flabbergastered when he finds a Barbie comic in his box.
-->'''Moarte:''' ...I feel like the trick is on me today.
** According to Moarte, sleepwalking can be caused by a lack of sleep, or by being possessed by an immortal outer god overcome by the pointlessness of its own existence... But he wouldn't know anything about that.
* In ''Camp Midnight'', human girl Skye bluffs to her monster campmates that she wouldn't want to show her (non-existent) real monster form, because it's "the worst kind of creature you can imagine".
-->'''Moarte:''' Ahhhh... [[AcceptableTargets A Youtube commenter.]]
* In ''Jungi Ito's Fragments of Horror'' when he sees that the first story is titled ''Futon'', he points off-screen and wonders if they're talking about "that idiot over there". [[spoiler:Note that this episode is taking place in Linkara's new house, and the futon's new position is right near Moarte's set in the same room.]]
-->'''Linkara:''' ''[off-screen]'' Eat a dick, Moarte!\\
'''Moarte:''' Eat mine! It's seven feet long and made of spiders!
* Moarte gives a pretty nasty burn to the House of Mouse when he brings out an adaptation of one of the most famous vampire stories ever staring said Mouse:
-->'''Moarte:''' Oh, great. So Disney's so obsessed with obtaining every single franchise on the planet, now they've got ''Dracula''?! ''[{{Beat}}]'' Actually, Mickey Mouse starring as Dracula would be pretty apt.
* When the Nazi scientist in ''Giant Monster'' turns against the military he's working for, Moarte has some commentary.
-->'''Moarte:''' Well, if you can't trust the Nazis... You can never trust them, they're Nazis.
* In ''Immortal Hulk'' vol. 1, when Jackie [=McGee=] and Walter Langkowski (aka the Sasquatch) hear that the Devil Hulk was last sighted in Minnesota...
-->'''Moarte:''' Hey, the Hulk should have stopped in here to say hi! [[AsideComment Better company than the other jackass who lives here...]]\\
'''Linkara:''' ''[off-screen]'' I hate you!\\
'''Moarte:''' I hate you, too! That Clive Sinclair guy is much cooler than you are!
* In ''The Vessel of Terror'', Shania attacks Lars and Richard with a scalpel under the influence of the giant squid the crew took onboard, then mumbles afterwards that it wasn't her. Moarte comes to the obvious conclusion:
-->'''Moarte:''' Oh no! The squid is a [[MasterOfDisguise disguise artist]]!
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[[folder: The ''Atop the Fourth Wall'' Movie]]
* Linkara and Allen's first meeting: the second Allen says he's from the FBI, Linkara [[WesternAnimation/TheIronGiant immediately slams the door in his face]].
** [[NoodleIncident That wasn't the first time that has happened to him, FYI...]]
* When Linkara teleports himself and Allen back to the bar, Allen questions their abandoned tab. Linkara shrugs it off, explaining that [[ContinuityNod he drains half their supply]] [[INeedAFreakingDrink every time he reviews]] ComicBook/{{Marville}}.
* Linkara and [[WebVideo/VideoGameConfessions Dominic]]:
-->'''Linkara:''' Has anyone ever told you you look ''exactly'' like the Nostalgia Critic?\\
'''Dominic:''' [[NeverHeardThatOneBefore About thirty times a day.]] Anyone ever told you you look like Harvey Finevoice?\\
'''Linkara:''' ...He's like, fifty.\\
'''Dominic:''' [[DeadpanSnarker Sure he is.]]
* Where are the other reviewers during the movie? They're trying to comfort the [[WebVideo/TheNostalgiaCritic Nostalgia Critic]]:
-->'''Calluna:''' For the love of god, Critic! Why did you watch ''Film/GarbagePailKids'' again? What were you thinking?!
-->'''Critic:''' I don't know! I thought it would get better with age!
-->'''Sage:''' Critic, open the door before you are permanently traumatized!
-->'''Critic:''' I don't know what happiness is anymore! Joy is a lie! A LIIIEEE!!!
* [[WebVideo/WhatTheFuckIsWrongWithYou Nash's]] increasing bafflement with the powers and lives of the other reviewers.
* When Cinema Snob mentions that he keeps several bottles of Crystal Pepsi on hand at all times in his pants. Cue Joe giving a confused look at his pants.
* During the final battle [[Creator/{{Lanipator}} Allen]] comes across a box labeled "Nappa". His response? "[[CatchPhrase God damn it!]]"
** There was also a box labeled "Diamanda Hagan's Minions."
** Another box was labeled "Spoony clones."
* The Cinema Snob's method to distract the roboticized astronauts.
* TheStinger. The Cinema Snob finally gets to show everybody [[Film/SaloOrThe120DaysOfSodom Salo]], like he's been wanting to the whole movie. Nobody is happy about this. Except the Snob, of course.
** The various reactions are even funnier. The slow pan first shows Lupa and WebVideo/MarzGurl mostly looking befuddled...then to the guys plus the two male astronauts and even Pollo, all in various degrees of freaked, disturbed, bewildered, horrified, mortified, and traumatized. Once more, except the Snob, of course, who even nudges Nash, who is in fetal position.
** Blink and you miss it (and hard to see, given it happens at the edge of the screen), but Allen glares at the Snob when the latter nudges Nash.
* When Allen begins showing classified files to Linkara, the Snob asks if the rest of them should be seeing this. Linkara tells him not to worry: [[TemptingFate it's not like they're gonna Tweet it or something.]] Lupa then sheepishly hides her iPad behind her back, the camera cutting to show ''she was about to do just that''.
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** Funny/AtopTheFourthWall2022Episodes700ToPresent

* In his latest review of Teen Titans Annual #1, after a woman [[{{Squick}} stuffs a cat in a blender]], he says this.

-->'''Moarte:''' Order! Order! Court is now in session, my children. Beware the creatures of the night, [[AcceptableTargets they have lawyers]]!

* In ''Jungi Ito's Fragments of Horror'' when he sees that the first story is titled ''Futon'', he points off-screen and wonders if they're talking about "that idiot over there". [[spoiler: Note that this episode is taking place in Linkara's new house, and the futon's new position is right near Moarte's set in the same room.]]

* [[https://twitter.com/#!/Boffo_the_clown Boffo's twitter account]].

* When Linkara teleports himself and Alan back to the bar, Alan questions their abandoned tab. Linkara shrugs it off, explaining that [[ContinuityNod he drains half their supply]] [[INeedAFreakingDrink every time he reviews]] ComicBook/{{Marville}}.

* At one point, Hagan tries to compare the plot to ''Gayniggers From Outer Space'', but Linkara wont let her say the title [[NWordPrivileges since she's not black]]. So she gets someone who can.

* Multiple times throughout the review, Linkara states that Zsazsa [[TakeThat is a better Superman movie than]] [[Film/ManOfSteel Man Of Steel]]; the first two times are somewhat in jest, but the third time is more serious when he points out that at least Zsazsa takes the super-battle away from the civilians.

* Atop the Fourth Wall 2021 Episodes