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** The Osiris constellation has Bayek recounting how Osiris was chopped into pieces, and his wife couldn't recover a [[GroinAttack certain part]], but declines to say which. Then Khemu asks "this means he couldn't make babies anymore, right?"

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** The Osiris constellation has Bayek recounting how Osiris was chopped into pieces, and his wife couldn't recover a [[GroinAttack certain part]], part]] as it was eaten by a fish, but declines to say which. Then Khemu asks "this means he couldn't make babies anymore, right?"right?" Bayek responds, "You are growing up way too quickly."
** Khemu also confesses that he likes this girl, but is unsure if she likes him back. He thinks she does because of the way she smiles at him before running away. Bayek is uncertain how to respond to this and suggests he go ask Aya.

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* One side quest in Memphis has Bayek helping an oppressed baker in hopes that it will help him in his future cause against Ptolemy. That and also because her bread smells delicious.


"Oh mourn this outmost foolishness!"

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"Oh mourn this outmost foolishness!"foolishness!"\\
"Hello, idiot!"

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* For [[BilingualBonus anyone who knows Greek]], walking through Alexandria is hilarious. There is nothing quite like hearing all sorts of insults to your intellect and lineage in the Greek equivalent of Sakespeare English.
-->"Whose offspring is this!?"\\
"People's idiocy is immortal."\\
"Call for the beast and the beast will come."\\
"Oh mourn this outmost foolishness!"


-->'''Bayek:''' To seek justice and truth. To live with honor. To protect the weak and poor. And to love you mother.

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-->'''Bayek:''' To seek justice and truth. To live with honor. To protect the weak and poor. And to love you your mother.


--->'''Khemu:''' Papo, what is best in life?
--->'''Bayek:''' To seek justice and truth. To live with honor. To protect the weak and poor. And to love you mother.
--->'''Khemu:''' My friend Kenon said it was to ''(adopts a snarling voice)'' [[Film/ConanTheBarbarian1982 "Crush our enemies, and hear the lamentations of their women!"]]
--->'''Bayek:''' We are ''Medjay'', son. Not barbarians.

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--->'''Khemu:''' -->'''Khemu:''' Papo, what is best in life?
--->'''Bayek:''' -->'''Bayek:''' To seek justice and truth. To live with honor. To protect the weak and poor. And to love you mother.
--->'''Khemu:''' -->'''Khemu:''' My friend Kenon said it was to ''(adopts a snarling voice)'' [[Film/ConanTheBarbarian1982 "Crush our enemies, and hear the lamentations of their women!"]]
--->'''Bayek:''' -->'''Bayek:''' We are ''Medjay'', son. Not barbarians.


* Because no one understand the Apple of Eden, Bayek and the Order of the Ancients are using it as a [[ImprobableUseOfAWeapon stone to smash each other's head]].

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* Because no one understand understands the Apple of Eden, Bayek and the Order of the Ancients are end up using it as a [[ImprobableUseOfAWeapon stone a bludgeon to smash each other's head]].heads in]].


* Because no one understand the Apple of Eden, Bayek and the Order of the Ancients are using it as a weapon...[[ImprobableUseOfWeapon physically]]

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* Because no one understand the Apple of Eden, Bayek and the Order of the Ancients are using it as a weapon...[[ImprobableUseOfWeapon physically]][[ImprobableUseOfAWeapon stone to smash each other's head]].

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* Because no one understand the Apple of Eden, Bayek and the Order of the Ancients are using it as a weapon...[[ImprobableUseOfWeapon physically]]


* In one of the constellation missions, the flashback audio reveals that Khemu has a friend named Kenon with some... [[ShoutOut Familiar views on life]].

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* In one of the constellation missions, the flashback audio reveals that Khemu has a friend named Kenon with some... [[ShoutOut Familiar familiar views on life]].

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* The girl peddling fake Siwan artifacts in "Forging Siwa." Pretty much everything she says.
** If you take the aggressive approach to saving her mother, Bayek will steal her CatchPhrase:
--->"I got a nice sword! WOULD YOU LIKE?!"


* A mission in Thebes has Bayek recovering a dream-seer's notes, finding another papyrus from one of the thieves, who tried using them for himself. His idea of advice leaves a lot to be desired, like noting one guy is apparently cursed to misfortunate, then asking how misfortunate he can get when he's already down one leg? Or another man dreaming his wife will leave him, which is impressive given his lack of a wife to begin with. And the last note? Wondering why these people aren't satisfied with his advice.

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* A mission in Thebes has Bayek recovering a dream-seer's notes, finding another papyrus from one of the thieves, who tried using them for himself. His idea of advice leaves a lot to be desired, like noting one guy is apparently cursed to misfortunate, then asking how misfortunate he can get when he's already down one leg? Or another man dreaming his wife will leave him, which is impressive given his lack of a wife to begin with. And the last note? Wondering why these people aren't satisfied with his advice.advice.
* Ubisoft released a video called "[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eyOHat3p_W4 Tales from the Tomb]]" which have hieroglyphs talking about Bayek's exploits.
* After assassinating the Hippo, you get the bathhouse towel Bayek wore as an outfit. If you toggle the hood on it? A second towel appears draped over his head like a hood.
* The description for the Leather Bag VendorTrash: "Recursion at its finest."
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** While talking with Sab, he tells Bayek to get rid of the crocodiles without killing them (since that's against their religion). Bayek's response? "''Shoo'' the crocodiles?" He can't even finish asking if Sab is serious before just sighing in irritation.


--->'''Description:''' When a mommy camel and a daddy unicorn love each other very much...

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--->'''Description:''' When a mommy camel and a daddy unicorn love each other very much...much...
* A mission in Thebes has Bayek recovering a dream-seer's notes, finding another papyrus from one of the thieves, who tried using them for himself. His idea of advice leaves a lot to be desired, like noting one guy is apparently cursed to misfortunate, then asking how misfortunate he can get when he's already down one leg? Or another man dreaming his wife will leave him, which is impressive given his lack of a wife to begin with. And the last note? Wondering why these people aren't satisfied with his advice.


-->'''Bayek:''' Wait... Pompey compared you to a camel?

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-->'''Bayek:''' Wait... Pompey compared you to a camel?camel?
* The store pack has the option of silly items and mounts. Enjoy the bizarre spectacle of riding across the sands of Egypt on a uni-camel, mowing down bandits and Romans with a large cotton bud.
** The uni-camel's description alone, which is practically sarcasm incarnate:
--->'''Description:''' When a mommy camel and a daddy unicorn love each other very much...

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