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* When he's confident that he will win, Craig decides to [[ADaterWithRosiePalms masturbate]] in the middle of the match. And then his parent's catch him in the middle of it.

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* When he's confident that he will win, Craig decides to [[ADaterWithRosiePalms [[ADateWithRosiePalms masturbate]] in the middle of the match. And then his parent's catch him in the middle of it.

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* In an effort to pay for the Cold Storage dlc, Cheif goes outside with a mug and collect change. However, after nine hours, all he came back with was a cup full of spit.


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* Chief decides to Rick Roll Arbiter just so he can play Halo 3. Even better; Arbiter knows that Chief is trying to get him to do so, and initially refuses before giving in. After one fake Halo 3:Recon video later:
-->'''Arbiter''': (''throws a box of tissues at Chief'') YOU'RE A FUCKING DOUCHE. That shit is SO overdone. I bet Rick Astley is pissed right off.
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* Despite being [=MLG=], Craig shows the gameplay style of a seven year old by grabbing all the power weapons and camping. All in the span of 2 minutes.
* When he's confident that he will win, Craig decides to [[ADaterWithRosiePalms masturbate]] in the middle of the match. And then his parent's catch him in the middle of it.
* Craig's VillainousBreakdown:
-->'''CRAIG''': (''sobbing'') I lost! I lost to a noob! I'm [=MLG=]! I can't lose! No one's gonna think I'm cool anymore!\\
'''Arbiter''': No one gives a shit you blubbering suck-ass pussy.


--> '''Jeremy''': "DAAAAAD!! [[WhatAnIdiot STOP BEING SUCH A FUCKING ASSHOLE!!!]]

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--> '''Jeremy''': "DAAAAAD!! DAAAAAD!! [[WhatAnIdiot STOP BEING SUCH A FUCKING ASSHOLE!!!]]


--> '''Chief''': "tel ur dad hes a fucking asshoel"

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--> '''Chief''': "tel tel ur dad hes a fucking asshoel"asshoel



** It then goes to him and his dad arguing more, culminating in Jeremy crying for his mom before his Xbox is turned off. The GTA players from earlier are soon laughing about this (as is the audience).

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** It then goes to him and his dad arguing more, culminating in Jeremy crying for his mom before his Xbox is turned off. The GTA players from earlier are soon laughing about this (as this; as is the audience).audience.


-->'''Master Chief''': tod travis im....... sry ''*beat*'' TAHT UR SO GHEY\\

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-->'''Master Chief''': -->'''Chief''': tod travis im....... sry ''*beat*'' TAHT UR SO GHEY\\


* The scene where Arbiter faces a kid on Xbox Live who thinks mindlessly spamming grenades into a gravity lift makes him good at throwing them. Even funnier is when Arbiter guns him down, he [[ImperialStormtrooperMarksmanshipAcademy fumbles around with his rifle missing almost every shot]] and [[{{Angrish}} letting out a shrill scream upon dying]].

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* The scene where Arbiter faces a kid on Xbox Live who thinks mindlessly spamming grenades into a gravity lift makes him good at throwing them. Even funnier is when Arbiter guns him down, he [[ImperialStormtrooperMarksmanshipAcademy fumbles around with his rifle missing almost every shot]] and [[{{Angrish}} letting lets out a shrill scream upon dying]].


* The scene where Arbiter faces a kid on Xbox Live who thinks mindlessly spamming grenades into a gravity life makes him good at throwing them. Even funnier is when Arbiter guns him down, he [[ImperialStormtrooperMarksmanshipAcademy fumbles around with his rifle missing almost every shot]] and [[{{Angrish}} letting out a shrill scream upon dying]].

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* The scene where Arbiter faces a kid on Xbox Live who thinks mindlessly spamming grenades into a gravity life lift makes him good at throwing them. Even funnier is when Arbiter guns him down, he [[ImperialStormtrooperMarksmanshipAcademy fumbles around with his rifle missing almost every shot]] and [[{{Angrish}} letting out a shrill scream upon dying]].


-->'''Master Chief''': (''After deleating his post which is'' what ''Arbiter was accusing him of doing'') no / stfu

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-->'''Master Chief''': (''After deleating deleting his post which is'' what ''Arbiter was accusing him of doing'') no / stfu



* Chief's plan to get Recon Armor? Gather a team of of invisible ninjas, the magnifying glass the size of Redmond, Washington, the Batmobile, Sam Fisher, Chris Redfield, Solid Snake Captain MacMillan, and the Millennium Falcon for them to skydive from. Arbiter has to politely tell Chief that none of those things are real.

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* Chief's plan to get Recon Armor? Gather a team of of invisible ninjas, the magnifying glass the size of Redmond, Washington, [[ComicBook/{{Batman}} the Batmobile, Batmobile]], [[VideoGame/SplinterCell Sam Fisher, Fisher]], [[Franchise/ResidentEvil Chris Redfield, Redfield]], [[VideoGame/MetalGear Solid Snake Snake]] [[VideoGame/ModernWarfare Captain MacMillan, MacMillan]], and [[Franchise/StarWars the Millennium Falcon Falcon]] for them to skydive from. Arbiter has to politely tell Chief that none of those things are real.



--> '''xXxSm0k3w33d4LyPh3420xXx''': "DAAAAAD!! [[WhatAnIdiot STOP BEING SUCH A FUCKING ASSHOLE!!!]]

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--> '''xXxSm0k3w33d4LyPh3420xXx''': '''Jeremy''': "DAAAAAD!! [[WhatAnIdiot STOP BEING SUCH A FUCKING ASSHOLE!!!]]



* Master Chief's half-assed apology to Todd and Travis.

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* Master Chief's half-assed apology "apology" to Todd and Travis.Travis:



* The segment where Arbiter gets into a fight with a kid who thinks [[MilesGloriosus spamming grenades into a gravity lift]] [[BoisterousWeakling makes him the best]].
** Even better is when Arbiter takes out the kid, he [[ImperialStormtrooperMarksmanshipAcademy fumbles around with his gun and misses nearly all of his shots]]. And when he dies, the kid lets out a [[{{Angrish}} shrill scream]].

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* The segment scene where Arbiter gets into a fight with faces a kid on Xbox Live who thinks [[MilesGloriosus mindlessly spamming grenades into a gravity lift]] [[BoisterousWeakling life makes him the best]].
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good at throwing them. Even better funnier is when Arbiter takes out the kid, guns him down, he [[ImperialStormtrooperMarksmanshipAcademy fumbles around with his gun rifle missing almost every shot]] and misses nearly all of his shots]]. And when he dies, the kid lets out a [[{{Angrish}} letting out a shrill scream]].scream upon dying]].
-->'''Arbiter''': Jesus.\\


* Then we get Arbiter's first hand look at Chiefs playing skills

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* Then we get Arbiter's first hand look at Chiefs Chief's playing skillsskills:



* When Arbiter demands where it is, Chief gives him a poorly drawn case called Cock off Doody 4: Modirn Wurfurrr.

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* When Arbiter demands where it is, Chief gives him a poorly drawn case called Cock "Cock off Doody 4: Modirn Wurfurrr.Wurfurrr".



** Bonus points for Chief using a Chocolate Chip Cookie to replace the broken disc.

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** Bonus points for Chief using a Chocolate Chip Cookie chocolate chip cookie to replace the broken disc.



-->'''Arbiter''': "Mother of God, you are the BIGGEST nub I have ever seen. I'm ACTUALLY embarrased to be sitting next to you right now... Everyone on your team thinks you're retarded."

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-->'''Arbiter''': "Mother of God, you are the BIGGEST nub I have ever seen. I'm ACTUALLY embarrased embarrassed to be sitting next to you right now... Everyone on your team thinks you're retarded."



* Arbiters method on training Chief on respecting women is to beat him with a stick if he makes a sexist comment.

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* Arbiters Arbiter's method on training Chief on respecting women is to beat him with a stick if he makes a sexist comment.



* Chiefs [[StylisticSuck map]] is just respawn points, weapons, vehicles, and large structures piled up in one big mess in Avalanche.

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* Chiefs Chief's [[StylisticSuck map]] is just respawn points, weapons, vehicles, and large structures piled up in one big mess in Avalanche.



* Everything about xXxSm0k3w33d4LyPh3420xXx.

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* Everything about xXxSm0k3w33d4LyPh3420xXx.Jeremy, aka '''xXxSm0k3w33d4LyPh3420xXx'''.



--> '''xXxSm0k3w33d4LyPh3420xXx''': "DAD!![[TooDumbToLive STOP BEING SUCH A FUCKING ASSHOLE!!]]
** It then goes to him and his dad arguing more, culminating with xXxSm0k3w33d4LyPh3420xXx crying for his mom before his Xbox is turned off. The GTA players from earlier are soon laughing about this (as is the audience).

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--> '''xXxSm0k3w33d4LyPh3420xXx''': "DAD!![[TooDumbToLive "DAAAAAD!! [[WhatAnIdiot STOP BEING SUCH A FUCKING ASSHOLE!!]]
ASSHOLE!!!]]
** It then goes to him and his dad arguing more, culminating with xXxSm0k3w33d4LyPh3420xXx in Jeremy crying for his mom before his Xbox is turned off. The GTA players from earlier are soon laughing about this (as is the audience).


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** Even better is when Arbiter takes out the kid, he [[ImperialStormtrooperMarksmanshipAcademy fumbles around with his gun and misses nearly all of his shots]]. And when he dies, the kid lets out a [[{{Angrish}} shrill scream]].

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** Arbiter, needing to piss, leaves Chief alone and urges him not to piss anyone else off. Cue Chief deliberately insulting an SJW by agreeing to be everything he accuses him of. Eventually, he "admits" that he's the leader of the Alt-Right.

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* [[MeaningfulName Ray Cist's]] entire livestream with Arbiter and Chief in "Alt-Right-Delete".


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* In Chief's mind, Arbiter hates Halo and Bungie just because he didn't like the Heroic Map Pack, even pointing out that there's a post on Bungie's website agreeing with him.
-->'''Arbiter''': They're being sarcastic, retard. It wouldn't make sense for them to post a link to a video on their front page that they honestly didn't like and give it a lot more attention. But of course, idiots like you jump to conclusions and go running your mouth off without putting an ounce of thought into anything first. I bet you're probably typing a comment ''right now'' saying how much Bungie hates me.
-->'''Master Chief''': (''After deleating his post which is'' what ''Arbiter was accusing him of doing'') no / stfu
* This line which sums up Chief's personality
-->'''Master Chief''': :(, u adn ur big wurdz
-->'''Arbiter''': I'm not even using big words. You're just an idiot. You should try reading a book one of these days instead of logging on to fucking lolcats.com all the time.
* Chief's plan to get Recon Armor? Gather a team of of invisible ninjas, the magnifying glass the size of Redmond, Washington, the Batmobile, Sam Fisher, Chris Redfield, Solid Snake Captain MacMillan, and the Millennium Falcon for them to skydive from. Arbiter has to politely tell Chief that none of those things are real.



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** Arbiter finally corrects Chief when he mixes up "pedophile" with "pedestrian"...only for it to turn out that Chief genuinely, seriously confuses the two words for each other as he goes on a small rant about how pedophiles aren't hurting anyone.

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* In "Hello, World!", Josh Butterballs talks about how Trent Donnovich was sent to prison and [[BlackComedyRape raped on a daily basis]], [[CrossesTheLineTwice before showing a video from the prison shower room of him being raped]], which is apparently okay because a trigger warning was given out two seconds before showing it.


-->'''Arbiter''': "What the hell is this on my back? (slowly) "IM STUPED?""

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-->'''Arbiter''': [[BrickJoke "What the hell is this on my back? (slowly) "IM STUPED?""STUPED?""]]

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