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* Cordelia subtly giving Misty Day permission to [[KickTheSonOfABitch kick Madison's ass]] for having Misty BuriedAlive, and not even bothering to intervene. It's as if she's been waiting for Madison's comeuppance and even when blind, [[CurbStompBattle she knows how it's gonna go down.]]

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* Cordelia subtly giving Misty Day permission to [[KickTheSonOfABitch kick Madison's ass]] ass for having Misty BuriedAlive, and not even bothering to intervene. It's as if she's been waiting for Madison's comeuppance and even when blind, [[CurbStompBattle she knows how it's gonna go down.]]

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* In episode 1, we get this from Madison: "I ''get it'', bitch, you're clairvoyant!"

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* In episode 1, we get this from Madison: "I ''get "''I get it'', bitch, you're clairvoyant!"''clairvoyant''!"



** The subsequent reaction is priceless: "Who you calling '''''slave''''', bitch?! ''Who'' '''is''' this stinky old lady?!"

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** The subsequent reaction is priceless: "Who you calling '''''slave''''', bitch?! ''Who'' Who '''is''' this stinky old lady?!"



** Don't forget said mother's line upon meeting the witches: "Ah, this must be the welcoming committee--[[SarcasmMode and you brought baked goods!"]]

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** Don't forget said mother's line upon meeting the witches: "Ah, this must be the welcoming committee--[[SarcasmMode committee - [[SarcasmMode and you brought baked goods!"]]



-->''Shit.''

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-->''Shit.''-->"''Shit.''"



--> "When I plant a fat-ass cracker bitch, I expect her to ''stay'' planted! Not come back up like a goddamn ''ragweed''!"

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--> "When I plant ''plant'' a fat-ass cracker bitch, I expect her to ''stay'' planted! Not come back up like a goddamn ''ragweed''!"



--->'''Queenie:''' Yeah, but you do, [[Film/DrivingMissDaisy Miss Daisy]]--all the damn time.

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--->'''Queenie:''' Yeah, but you do, [[Film/DrivingMissDaisy Miss Daisy]]--all Daisy]] - ''all the damn time.time''.



-->'''Cordelia:''' Can you people not move things around, some of us are blind.

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-->'''Cordelia:''' Can you people not ''not'' move things around, some of us are blind.''blind''.



* Nan telling Madison with mind control to "stick it [a cigarette] in your [[GroinAttack vagina]]."

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* Nan telling Madison with mind control to "stick it [a [her cigarette] in your [[GroinAttack vagina]]."



* Spalding provides LaLaurie with a powerful magical substance that will temporarily remove Marie Laveau's immortality: A package of over the counter Benadryl.

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* Spalding provides LaLaurie [=LaLaurie=] with a powerful magical substance that will temporarily remove Marie Laveau's immortality: A package of over the counter Benadryl.



--> '''Tourist:''' "It says here she was a serial killer."
--> '''Delphine:''' "That's a misprint."

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--> '''Tourist:''' "It It says here she was a serial killer."
killer.
--> '''Delphine:''' "That's ''[quickly]'' That's a misprint."



* Cordelia subtlely giving Misty Day permission to [[KickTheSonOfABitch kick Madison's ass]] for having Misty BuriedAlive, and not even bothering to intervene. It's as if she's been waiting for Madison's comeuppance and even when blind, [[CurbStompBattle she knows how it's gonna go down.]]
---> '''Madison:''' ''*After getting bitchslapped by Misty*'' Cordelia?!
---> '''Cordelia:''' I'm good.

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* Cordelia subtlely subtly giving Misty Day permission to [[KickTheSonOfABitch kick Madison's ass]] for having Misty BuriedAlive, and not even bothering to intervene. It's as if she's been waiting for Madison's comeuppance and even when blind, [[CurbStompBattle she knows how it's gonna go down.]]
--->'''Misty:''' ''[bitchslaps Madison, who stumbles backwards]''
---> '''Madison:''' ''*After getting bitchslapped by Misty*'' ''[outraged]'' Cordelia?!
---> '''Cordelia:''' ''[absolutely calm]'' I'm good.



-->'''Fiona:''' What is this...knotty pine?!

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-->'''Fiona:''' What is this... knotty pine?!



-->'''Misty:''' No hard feelings, right? ''*Queenie proceeds to make her yank at her hair painfully*''

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-->'''Misty:''' No hard feelings, right? ''*Queenie ''[Queenie proceeds to make her yank at her hair painfully*''painfully]''



-->'''Myrtle:''' ''*evenly*'' Don't be a hater, dear.

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-->'''Myrtle:''' ''*evenly*'' ''[evenly]'' Don't be a hater, dear.



-->'''Fiona:''' Another goddamn boy? Jesus, these girls!

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-->'''Fiona:''' Another ''Another'' goddamn boy? Jesus, these girls!
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** The subsequent reaction is priceless: "Who you calling '''''slave''''', '''bitch?!''' ''Who'' is this stinky old lady?!"

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** The subsequent reaction is priceless: "Who you calling '''''slave''''', '''bitch?!''' bitch?! ''Who'' is '''is''' this stinky old lady?!"
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* In episode 1, we get this from Madison: "I get it bitch, you're clairvoyant."
** "I'm just mad for tartan!"

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* In episode 1, we get this from Madison: "I get it ''get it'', bitch, you're clairvoyant."
clairvoyant!"
** "I'm just mad ''mad'' for tartan!"



** And during the spell when Zoe asks, "Did we just marry the devil? 'Cause I don't know if I'm down with that."

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** And during the spell when Zoe asks, "Did "...did we just marry the devil? 'Cause Devil? 'Cause... I don't know if I'm down with that."



** The subsequent reaction is priceless: "WHO YOU CALLING 'SLAVE', BITCH?! Who is this stinky old lady?!"

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** The subsequent reaction is priceless: "WHO YOU CALLING 'SLAVE', BITCH?! Who "Who you calling '''''slave''''', '''bitch?!''' ''Who'' is this stinky old lady?!"



-->'''Queenie:''' "Bitch, I will '''eat you!'''"

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-->'''Queenie:''' "Bitch, Bitch, I will '''eat you!'''"you!'''
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--> "The Magic box lies."

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--> "The Magic "[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K9jHwXdIF5s The magic box lies."]]"



--> "Miss Aryan sisterhood came between Queenie and her food."

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--> "Miss Aryan sisterhood 'Aryan Sisterhood' came between Queenie and her food."



-->"Madison Montgomery is a stone cold bitch who loves hard drinking, big dicks and trouble, if she's dead it's probably because she got wasted and offered the grim reaper a hand job or something." ''*sips her smoothie*''

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-->"Madison Montgomery is a stone cold bitch who loves hard drinking, big dicks and trouble, if she's dead it's probably because she got wasted and offered the grim reaper a hand job or something." ''*sips ''[sips her smoothie*''smoothie]''

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* Madison's advances towards their handsome new neighbor getting completely ignored...because Luke is more interested in Nan and the cake she made him (Madison's reaction: "Are you seriously ignoring me for ''dessert?''") When his ultra-conservative Christian mother comes in and pisses Madison off, she eventually winds up setting their house on fire.

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* Madison's [[MsFanservice Madison's]] advances towards their handsome new neighbor getting completely ignored...ignored... because Luke is more interested in Nan and the [[ThroughHisStomach cake she made baked]] for him (Madison's reaction: "Are you seriously ignoring me for ''dessert?''") ''dessert?''"). When his ultra-conservative Christian mother comes in and pisses Madison off, she eventually winds up setting their house on fire.



* Cute neighbor boy Luke ignoring [[MsFanservice Madison]] in favor of Nan and the [[ThroughHisStomach cake she baked]] for him.
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* "God told me you put the bees in the car."

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'''As a Moments subpage, all spoilers are unmarked [[Administrivia/SpoilersOff as per policy.]] Administrivia/YouHaveBeenWarned.'''
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** Also at the end of the episode, once [[spoiler:Delphine [=LaLaurie=] had been dug up]], the first thing [[spoiler:Fiona]] does is ask if she needs a drink (and one would assume they go off to a local bar to get hammered).
* The sheer look of surprise on [[spoiler:[=LaLaurie=]'s]] face when Nan unties her for making "Too much noise."
** This doesn't do the scene justice. [[spoiler: Nan, trying to read, is getting increasingly frustrated because of the mental noise she is hearing, before finally storming up to the room she is hidden, chews her out for thinking too loudly, and demands that she leaves. All to Mme. [=LaLaurie's=] increasingly baffled expression.]]

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** Also at the end of the episode, once [[spoiler:Delphine Delphine [=LaLaurie=] had been dug up]], up, the first thing [[spoiler:Fiona]] Fiona does is ask if she needs a drink (and one would assume they go off to a local bar to get hammered).
* The sheer look of surprise on [[spoiler:[=LaLaurie=]'s]] [=LaLaurie=]'s face when Nan unties her for making "Too much noise."
** This doesn't do the scene justice. [[spoiler: Nan, trying to read, is getting increasingly frustrated because of the mental noise she is hearing, before finally storming up to the room she is hidden, chews her out for thinking too loudly, and demands that she leaves. All to Mme. [=LaLaurie's=] increasingly baffled expression.]]



-->'''Zoe''': Are you sure you said the spell correctly?
-->'''Madison''': Bitch, I've been acting since I was five. I know my lines

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-->'''Zoe''': -->'''Zoe:''' Are you sure you said the spell correctly?
-->'''Madison''': -->'''Madison:''' Bitch, I've been acting since I was five. I know my lineslines.



-->'''Queenie''': "Bitch, I will '''eat you!'''"

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-->'''Queenie''': -->'''Queenie:''' "Bitch, I will '''eat you!'''"



* Spalding accidentally [[spoiler:tearing the arm off Madison's corpse]].

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* Spalding accidentally [[spoiler:tearing tearing the arm off Madison's corpse]].corpse.



* The first words out of [[spoiler: Madison’s]] mouth after being brought back to life in "The Axeman Cometh":

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* The first words out of [[spoiler: Madison’s]] Madison’s mouth after being brought back to life in "The Axeman Cometh":



** This exchange between Cordelia and [[spoiler: the Axeman]].

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** This exchange between Cordelia and [[spoiler: the Axeman]].Axeman.



---> [[spoiler: '''Axeman''']]: Ladies first.

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---> [[spoiler: '''Axeman''']]: '''Axeman:''' Ladies first.



* Delphine and Queenie getting drive-through fast food in the oddest of {{Odd Friendship}}s [[spoiler: (Until Queenie turns on her, that is)]].

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* Delphine and Queenie getting drive-through fast food in the oddest of {{Odd Friendship}}s [[spoiler: (Until Queenie turns on her, that is)]].is).



--->'''Delphine''': Lord in Heaven--the most DELICIOUS food I have eaten in my entire ''life!'' [[Really700YearsOld And that's sayin' something!]]
--->'''Queenie''': I know, right?
--->'''Delphine''': I'm startin' to understand why you're so ''enormous!''
--->'''Queenie''': [[SnarkToSnarkCombat You're not exactly svelte yourself, OK?]]
--->'''Delphine''': [[InnocentlyInsensitive I don't mean to give offense!]]
--->'''Queenie''': Yeah, but you do, [[Film/DrivingMissDaisy Miss Daisy]]--all the damn time.
* Fiona [[LampshadeHanging hanging a nice lampshade]] on Coven's habit of [[spoiler:DeathIsCheap, when confronted by Madison and Myrtle.]]
-->'''Fiona:''' Is ''everyone'' around here [[spoiler:coming back to life?]]
* When Nan asks [[spoiler: a newly-resurrected Myrtle how her hair grew back so fast after being burned at the stake, to which Myrtle replies that she's been buying weave in bulk for years.]]
* [[spoiler:Myrtle]] remarking that she'd been told the sensation of becoming the new Supreme "starts as a tingling in the cooch." Also, the first thing she does after [[spoiler:compassionately hearing Fiona's dying wish]] is to steal her jewelry on the way out.
* Queenie subjecting [[spoiler:Delphine's still talking detached head]] to a hilarious [[CoolAndUnusualPunishment punishment]]. Namely, [[spoiler:watching all eight hours of ''Series/Roots1977''.]]

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--->'''Delphine''': --->'''Delphine:''' Lord in Heaven--the most DELICIOUS food I have eaten in my entire ''life!'' [[Really700YearsOld And that's sayin' something!]]
--->'''Queenie''': --->'''Queenie:''' I know, right?
--->'''Delphine''': --->'''Delphine:''' I'm startin' to understand why you're so ''enormous!''
--->'''Queenie''': --->'''Queenie:''' [[SnarkToSnarkCombat You're not exactly svelte yourself, OK?]]
--->'''Delphine''': --->'''Delphine:''' [[InnocentlyInsensitive I don't mean to give offense!]]
--->'''Queenie''': --->'''Queenie:''' Yeah, but you do, [[Film/DrivingMissDaisy Miss Daisy]]--all the damn time.
* Fiona [[LampshadeHanging hanging a nice lampshade]] on Coven's habit of [[spoiler:DeathIsCheap, DeathIsCheap, when confronted by Madison and Myrtle.]]
Myrtle.
-->'''Fiona:''' Is ''everyone'' around here [[spoiler:coming coming back to life?]]
life?
* When Nan asks [[spoiler: a newly-resurrected Myrtle how her hair grew back so fast after being burned at the stake, to which Myrtle replies that she's been buying weave in bulk for years.]]
years.
* [[spoiler:Myrtle]] Myrtle remarking that she'd been told the sensation of becoming the new Supreme "starts as a tingling in the cooch." Also, the first thing she does after [[spoiler:compassionately compassionately hearing Fiona's dying wish]] wish is to steal her jewelry on the way out.
* Queenie subjecting [[spoiler:Delphine's Delphine's still talking detached head]] head to a hilarious [[CoolAndUnusualPunishment punishment]]. Namely, [[spoiler:watching watching all eight hours of ''Series/Roots1977''.]]



-->'''Cordelia:''' Can you people not move things around, some of us are [[spoiler: blind.]]
* Misty fainting like a stone [[https://youtu.be/REnKl9JPGMA at the sight of]] [[spoiler:Stevie Nicks.]]

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-->'''Cordelia:''' Can you people not move things around, some of us are [[spoiler: blind.]]
blind.
* Misty fainting like a stone [[https://youtu.be/REnKl9JPGMA at the sight of]] [[spoiler:Stevie Stevie Nicks.]]



* Fiona trying to sell [[spoiler:Nan's soul]] to Papa Legba:

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* Fiona trying to sell [[spoiler:Nan's soul]] Nan's soul to Papa Legba:



* Nan's reaction to [[spoiler:her own death? Asking if she'll have to wear the same outfit for all of eternity.]]
* Delphine [[spoiler:serving the coven Madison's crap]] for dinner. And they're none the wiser.

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* Nan's reaction to [[spoiler:her her own death? Asking if she'll have to wear the same outfit for all of eternity.]]
eternity.
* Delphine [[spoiler:serving serving the coven Madison's crap]] crap for dinner. And they're none the wiser.



--> '''Tourist''': "It says here she was a serial killer."
--> '''Delphine''': "That's a misprint."

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--> '''Tourist''': '''Tourist:''' "It says here she was a serial killer."
--> '''Delphine''': '''Delphine:''' "That's a misprint."



---> '''Madison''': ''*After getting bitchslapped by Misty*'' Cordelia?!
---> '''Cordelia''': I'm good.

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---> '''Madison''': '''Madison:''' ''*After getting bitchslapped by Misty*'' Cordelia?!
---> '''Cordelia''': '''Cordelia:''' I'm good.



---> '''Madison''': Boy, did ''you'' walk into the wrong house.

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---> '''Madison''': '''Madison:''' Boy, did ''you'' walk into the wrong house.



* Fiona upon finding out that she [[spoiler: died and is in hell where she's forced to be married to a man she doesn't love with none of her powers and living in a dingy shack and sees the woodwork.]]

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* Fiona upon finding out that she [[spoiler: died and is in hell where she's forced to be married to a man she doesn't love with none of her powers and living in a dingy shack and sees the woodwork.]]



* [[spoiler:Myrtle's]] completely bonkers last words: [[spoiler:[[NarmCharm BALENC]][[LargeHam IAG]][[TheFashionista AAA]]]]
* Queenie's dancing [[spoiler: due to Cordelia using her mind control powers on her.]]

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* [[spoiler:Myrtle's]] Myrtle's completely bonkers last words: [[spoiler:[[NarmCharm [[NarmCharm BALENC]][[LargeHam IAG]][[TheFashionista AAA]]]]
AAA]]
* Queenie's dancing [[spoiler: due to Cordelia using her mind control powers on her.]]
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* Fiona upon finding out that she [[spoiler: died and is in hell where she's forced to be married to a man she doesn't love with none of her powers and living in a dingy shack and sees the woodwork.]]
-->'''Fiona:''' What is this...knotty pine?!
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** During said introduction she describes herself as having grown up on "white girl shit, like Series/{{Charmed}} and [[Series/SabrinaTheTeenageWitch Sabrina the Teenage Cracker]]".

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** During said introduction she describes herself as having grown up on "white girl shit, like Series/{{Charmed}} Series/{{Charmed|1998}} and [[Series/SabrinaTheTeenageWitch Sabrina the Teenage Cracker]]".
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-->'''Cordelia:''' ...do you mind not playing that in here?

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-->'''Cordelia:''' ...do you mind not playing -->'''Cordelia:''' What is that in here?thing? It’s hideous and weird.
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-->'''Myrtle:''' ''*evenly*'' Don't be a hater, dear.

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-->'''Myrtle:''' ''*evenly*'' Don't be a hater, dear.dear.
* After Fiona and her new guard dog have just exchanged insults with Hank on the stairs, and then she opens a door and discovers Kyle.
-->'''Fiona:''' Another goddamn boy? Jesus, these girls!
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-->"Madison Montgomery is a stone cold bitch who loves hard drinking, big dicks and trouble, if she's dead it's probably because she got wasted and offered the grim reaper a hand job or something." *sips her smoothie*

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-->"Madison Montgomery is a stone cold bitch who loves hard drinking, big dicks and trouble, if she's dead it's probably because she got wasted and offered the grim reaper a hand job or something." *sips ''*sips her smoothie*smoothie*''



* Misty fainting like a stone at the sight of [[spoiler:Stevie Nicks.]]

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* Misty fainting like a stone [[https://youtu.be/REnKl9JPGMA at the sight of of]] [[spoiler:Stevie Nicks.]]



-->"She's innocent! ... mostly. She killed the neighbor, but the bitch had it coming!"

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-->"She's innocent! ... mostly. She killed the neighbor, but the bitch had it coming!"



** Not only that but [[CloudCuckooLander Myrtle]] excitedly exlaims about the ingridients of the soup such as cumin and coconut. It's all kinda funny in a squicky way.

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** Not only that but [[CloudCuckooLander Myrtle]] excitedly exlaims exclaims about the ingridients ingredients of the soup such as cumin and coconut. It's all kinda funny in a squicky way.



---> '''Madison''': (After getting bitchslapped by Misty) Cordelia?

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---> '''Madison''': (After ''*After getting bitchslapped by Misty) Cordelia?Misty*'' Cordelia?!



-->'''Misty:''' No hard feelings right. (Queenie proceeds to make her yank at her hair painfully)

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-->'''Misty:''' No hard feelings right. (Queenie feelings, right? ''*Queenie proceeds to make her yank at her hair painfully)painfully*''



-->'''Cordelia:''' ... do you mind not playing that in here?
-->'''Myrtle:''' (evenly) Don't be a hater, dear.

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-->'''Cordelia:''' ... do you mind not playing that in here?
-->'''Myrtle:''' (evenly) ''*evenly*'' Don't be a hater, dear.
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* Queenie subjecting [[spoiler:Delphine's still talking detached head]] to a hilarious [[CoolAndUnusualPunishment punishment]]. Namely, [[spoiler:watching all eight hours of ''{{Roots}}''.]]

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* Queenie subjecting [[spoiler:Delphine's still talking detached head]] to a hilarious [[CoolAndUnusualPunishment punishment]]. Namely, [[spoiler:watching all eight hours of ''{{Roots}}''.''Series/Roots1977''.]]

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* Madison's advances towards their handsome new neighbor getting completely ignored. When his ultra-conservative Christian mother comes in and pisses her off, she eventually winds up setting their house on fire.

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* Madison's advances towards their handsome new neighbor getting completely ignored. ignored...because Luke is more interested in Nan and the cake she made him (Madison's reaction: "Are you seriously ignoring me for ''dessert?''") When his ultra-conservative Christian mother comes in and pisses her Madison off, she eventually winds up setting their house on fire.



** Don't forget said mother's line upon meeting the witches: "Ah, this must be the welcoming committee--[[SarcasmMode and you brought baked goods!"]]



* Delphine and Queenie getting drive-through fast food in the oddest of {{Odd Friendship}}s [[spoiler: (Until Queeny turned on her, that is)]].

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* Delphine and Queenie getting drive-through fast food in the oddest of {{Odd Friendship}}s [[spoiler: (Until Queeny turned Queenie turns on her, that is)]].is)]].
** During the scene, the guy at the window asking if they want to super-size their order. Delphine asks "Do we ''dare?''" like a little kid asking to steal cookies, complete with an excited/innocent expression. Even Queenie is amused by this and declares "HELL yeah!"
** Their conversation while eating:
--->'''Delphine''': Lord in Heaven--the most DELICIOUS food I have eaten in my entire ''life!'' [[Really700YearsOld And that's sayin' something!]]
--->'''Queenie''': I know, right?
--->'''Delphine''': I'm startin' to understand why you're so ''enormous!''
--->'''Queenie''': [[SnarkToSnarkCombat You're not exactly svelte yourself, OK?]]
--->'''Delphine''': [[InnocentlyInsensitive I don't mean to give offense!]]
--->'''Queenie''': Yeah, but you do, [[Film/DrivingMissDaisy Miss Daisy]]--all the damn time.
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* The first words out of [[spoiler: Madison’s]] mouth after being brought back to life in "The AxemanCometh":

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* The first words out of [[spoiler: Madison’s]] mouth after being brought back to life in "The AxemanCometh":Axeman Cometh":
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-->'''Madison:''' It was horrible! I was in a network musical! A live version of TheSoundOfMusic. I wasn't even the lead. I was ''Liesl''.

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-->'''Madison:''' It was horrible! I was in a network musical! A live version of TheSoundOfMusic.''Theatre/TheSoundOfMusic''. I wasn't even the lead. I was ''Liesl''.
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** Later in the same episode, Marie referring to her rescued enemy Delphine:
--> "When I plant a fat-ass cracker bitch, I expect her to stay planted! Not come back up like goddamn ragweed!"

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** Later in the same episode, Marie referring to her rescued enemy Delphine:
Delphine. It's the emphasis on the "ragweed" that makes it:
--> "When I plant a fat-ass cracker bitch, I expect her to stay ''stay'' planted! Not come back up like a goddamn ragweed!"''ragweed''!"
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* This line:
-->'''Marie:''' When I plant a fat-ass cracker bitch, I expect her to stay planted; not come back up like goddamned ragweed!

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