* At one point Mina sends Mike an email asking if he's ever heard of a 'DV server' since she overheard Parker muttering about it. The snarky response has him reply that he has and his password is "[[LikesOlderWomen M1LFLuv3r]]". In response, she sends him the fake identity info to access a Swiss bank account with $25,000 in it, and a request that he "please accept this bribe to get [him] to stop emailing [her] dumb jokes like that ever again."

--->'''Brayko''': Alright, seriously buddy, where the fuck did you go?

** Even funnier - Mike's encounter with SIE was captured by surveillance and has become the number one intelligence sought after every spy agency. Yes, Thorton's SexTape with SIE is wanted by every agency... [[BlatantLies for research]].

* Using Shadow Operative in the Brayko boss fight abruptly cuts off his bombastic music and leaves him mumbling his frustration at not being able to find Mike into dead silence.

* During the mission to find Nasri you can find a missile launcher and hack it so it'll fire killing some guards and triggering an alarm. Westridge will be very surprised to say the least, but Mike's reaction is priceless.
-->'''Mike:''' ''(slightly embarrassed)'' I... Uh... Fired a missile. ''*beat*'' At the palace.

** Alternatively, if Mike is able to figure out the XanatosGambit, it's the NPCs who get baffled by the GambitPileup (or at least Mike's ability to figure it all out).

*** And then there's how Heck enters the mission - [[HeyYouHaymaker he asks a security guard if likes TV cooking shows]], [[WithCatlikeTread then shoots the poor guy when he asks Steve what he's doing]], [[BlastOut starting a firefight with the other guards]]. [[ILied He does this even when you tell him not to cause any casualties]].

-->'''Mike''': [[spoiler: Surkov]] told me that you had the Halbech data records. That's what brought me here.
-->'''Brayko''': [[spoiler: Sergei]]? [[spoiler: Surkov]] was the one dealing with Halbech, not me!

-->'''Brayko''': HE TOLD YOU?! (Sighs) We worked together for years... and that arrogant FUCK didn't breathe a word about it - or the money. That's why I hijacked the data and the weapons in the first place, to make a point to that lying fuck! [[YouHaveGotToBeKiddingMe But then you come along, and he tells you everything? Fucking bullshit...]]

-->'''Mike''': I'm a spy.

* In the "Terse" reply to Mina's email to you in Moscow (where she tells you she is ''this close'' to filing sexual harassment claims against Darcy), Mike's solution is "[[TerseTalker Mace Darcy. Either the spray kind or the medieval kind.]]"

* When you first meet Steven Heck, if you did the Rome missions first, be honest when he asks if you are who you say you are. When you tell him that you were responsible for that thing in Rome, he'll think Mike is Mehmet Ali Ağca, the man who almost killed Pope John Paul the II. And then compliment Mike on how he looks good for his age.

-->'''Mike''': ''[frustratedly]'' Damn it...

* During the mission to find Nasri you can hack it so it'll fire killing some guards. Westridge will be very surprised to say the least, but Mike's reaction is priceless.
-->'''Mike:''' ''(slightly embarrassed)'' I... Uh... Fired a missile. ''*beat*'' In the palace.

** Even funnier - Mike's encounter with Thorton was captured by surveillance and has become the number one intelligence sought after every spy agency. Yes, Thorton's SexTape with SIE is wanted by every agency... [[BlatantLies for research]].

*** You can also reply by quoting TimeCube at him. Gives ''double'' positive influence, too.
*** The "Polite" response has Mike commenting, "That's quite possibly the longest single sentence I've ever read."