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--> '''Cullen''' ''(internally)'': Maker help me...

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--> '''Cullen''' ''(internally)'': Maker help me...me...

* Chapter 14:

** After the siege of the fortress and while giving orders for how to proceed with clean up, Arturia warns Harding to tell the soldiers to be careful of the after effects of traps Sera had set. Cue said elf cartwheeling while commenting, "The fun's in the surprises!"

** During an meaningful and introspective conversation about Arturia and her past between the former and Cassandra, Sera interrupts in order to revealed that she's managed to convince the Inquisition soldiers to let her up the flags of the organization before dragging Arturia with her to do so.
--> '''Sera:''' I need someone as small as you to stand on my hands to put up the flag on the pole! It's gonna be fun and really hilarious!


** [[BoomerangBigot Sera's reaction]] towards [[{{Omniglot}} Arturia]] to speak Elven:

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** [[BoomerangBigot Sera's reaction]] towards [[{{Omniglot}} Arturia]] to speak Elven:
when she speaks Elvish:



--> '''Aruria:''' That's what I ''thought''.

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--> '''Aruria:''' That's what I ''thought''.''thought''.

* Chapter 13:

** Josephine and Vivienne's first talk with each other, which is [[PassiveAggressiveKombat filled with veiled insults and honeyed words.]]
*** And then there's Cullen's [[OhCrap reaction]] when Josephine leaves him with Vivienne:
--> '''Cullen''' ''(internally)'': Maker help me...


--> '''Arturia:''' I'm not quite sure. It depends actually: [[ArmorPiercingQuestion how long are]] [[ArmorPiercingQuestion ''you'']] [[ArmorPiercingQuestion going keep up with the short jokes at my expense?]]

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--> '''Arturia:''' I'm not quite sure. It depends actually: [[ArmorPiercingQuestion how long are]] [[ArmorPiercingQuestion ''you'']] ''[[ArmorPiercingQuestion you]]'' [[ArmorPiercingQuestion going keep up with the short jokes at my expense?]]


** Apparently, Varric got an front row seat to the dear Herald's attempts at ''[[SociallyAwkwardHero socializing]]''...which includes the weather (which now includes the giant HellGate in the sky), then goes on an [[CharacterFilibuster an extremely detailed time talking]] about armor and swords, after which she talks about how much of a nuisance [[BreadEggsMilkSquick horse shit is]], followed by talking about [[CallBack not liking an ocean]]...despite said waters [[ComicallyMissingThePoint being far away from the Hinterlands.]] Bonus points for the poor man subject to this "conversation" doing everything he can to not fuck up with anything he says.

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** Apparently, Varric got an front row seat to the dear Herald's attempts at ''[[SociallyAwkwardHero socializing]]''...which includes the weather (which now includes (now including the giant HellGate in the sky), then goes on an [[CharacterFilibuster an extremely detailed time talking]] about armor and swords, after which she talks about how much of a nuisance [[BreadEggsMilkSquick horse shit is]], followed by talking about [[CallBack not liking an ocean]]...despite said waters [[ComicallyMissingThePoint being far away from the Hinterlands.]] Bonus points for the poor man subject to this "conversation" doing everything he can to not fuck up with anything he says.


** Excalibur has an list of demands for renovations on [[HomeBase Haven]...[[LongList which stands at about one-thousand]]. When he begins to recite [[MotorMouth each and every one of them]], Arturia chooses to JustIgnoreIt.

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** Excalibur has an list of demands for renovations on [[HomeBase Haven]...Haven]]...[[LongList which stands at about one-thousand]]. When he begins to recite [[MotorMouth each and every one of them]], Arturia chooses to JustIgnoreIt.

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** Excalibur has an list of demands for renovations on [[HomeBase Haven]...[[LongList which stands at about one-thousand]]. When he begins to recite [[MotorMouth each and every one of them]], Arturia chooses to JustIgnoreIt.


--> {{Beat}}

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--> {{Beat}}''{{Beat}}''


--> '''Sera:''' Ugh! No! Not you too! Doesn't anyone know what words are? "Hey, [[RunningGag short stuff!]] How long are you gonna keep speaking elfy with baldie over there?

--> '''Arturia:''' I'm not quite sure. It depends actually: [[ArmorPiercingQuestion how long are you going keep up with the short jokes at my expense?]]

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--> '''Sera:''' Ugh! No! Not you too! Doesn't anyone know what words are? "Hey, Hey, [[RunningGag short stuff!]] How long are you gonna keep speaking elfy with baldie over there?

--> '''Arturia:''' I'm not quite sure. It depends actually: [[ArmorPiercingQuestion how long are you are]] [[ArmorPiercingQuestion ''you'']] [[ArmorPiercingQuestion going keep up with the short jokes at my expense?]]


--> '''Varric''' ''([[SneezeCut after sneezing and causing his papers to scatter]])'': Well isn't this just great?! [[GenreSavvy This is what happens when someone talks about me behind back!]]

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--> '''Varric''' ''([[SneezeCut after sneezing and causing his papers to scatter]])'': Well isn't this just great?! [[GenreSavvy This is what happens when someone talks about me behind back!]]back!]]

* Chapter 12:

** [[BoomerangBigot Sera's reaction]] towards [[{{Omniglot}} Arturia]] to speak Elven:

--> '''Sera:''' Ugh! No! Not you too! Doesn't anyone know what words are? "Hey, [[RunningGag short stuff!]] How long are you gonna keep speaking elfy with baldie over there?

--> '''Arturia:''' I'm not quite sure. It depends actually: [[ArmorPiercingQuestion how long are you going keep up with the short jokes at my expense?]]

--> {{Beat}}

--> '''Aruria:''' That's what I ''thought''.


* Chapter 9:

** At the end of their first training lesson, Solas sends Arturia to [[DrJerk Aden]] to begin learning how alchemy works in order to get a better grasp on how the inner workings of magic works. However, he warns her ''not'' get herself [[StuffBlowingUp blown up]] because of [[CuriosityIsACrapshoot simple curiosity.]]
--> '''Solas''': ''Then'' where exactly would all [[ItsAllAboutMe my own effort have gone to?]]
--> '''Arturia''' ''(internally)'': ...[[SophisticatedAsHell Arse.]]



* Chapter 11:

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* Chapter 11:11:

** Josephine throwing a big bag full of letters at Arturia all written for her after she returns from [[WhamEpisode Val Royeaux]], causing her to fall flat onto the floor...and going through the rest of that meeting from that position.

** Arturia's first conversation with Sera at Haven goes ends with Sera BlowingARaspberry before mocking Arturia's [[SpockSpeak way of talking to others]], secretly making plans to [[DefusingTheTykeBomb help make Arturia loosen up]], and [[ArsonMurderAndJaywalking calling her]] [[AffectionateNickname "Turi"]] [[ArsonMurderAndJaywalking before leaving.]]

** After that last part, Arturia very much decides she can do without [[TemptingFate people nicknaming her.]]
--> '''Varric''' ''([[SneezeCut after sneezing and causing his papers to scatter]])'': Well isn't this just great?! [[GenreSavvy This is what happens when someone talks about me behind back!]]


** And as all of this happening, Arturia is [[[[ImStandingRightHere standing there]] looking PISSED as all hell!

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** And as all of this happening, Arturia is [[[[ImStandingRightHere [[ImStandingRightHere standing there]] looking PISSED as all hell!


** Sera meets Arturia for the first time, and what's the first thing she says to the latter?
--> '''Sera''': [[PintsizedPowerhouse You're a tiny thing, aren't you?]]

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** Sera meets Arturia for the first time, and what's the [[EstablishingCharacterMoment very first thing she says has to say to the latter?
latter?]]
--> '''Sera''': [[PintsizedPowerhouse You're a tiny thing, aren't you?]]you?]]
** Even better, is that ''Solas'' [[OldMaster of all people]] [[NotSoAboveItAll has to suppress a laugh at that line]].
--> '''Varric''': Chuckles! [[LampshadeHanging I'm surprised at you!]]
--> '''Solas''': [[BlatantLies I've no idea what you're referring to.]]
** And as all of this happening, Arturia is [[[[ImStandingRightHere standing there]] looking PISSED as all hell!

** Like in canon, the [[SmallNameBigEgo Marquis Alphonse]] talks complete [[{{Pun}} horse shit]] about the Inquisition, and Arturia, [[HonorBeforeReason being who she is]] accepts his challenge. The end result? A CurbStompBattle so one-sided that it LITERALLY [[HumiliationConga leaves the Marquis pants-less!]] And who says our dear Sir Pendragon doesn't have [[TheComicallySerious a sense of humor]]?

* Chapter 11:


** Apparently, Varric got an front row seat to the dear Herald's attempts at ''[[SociallyAwkwardHero socializing]]''...which includes the weather (which now includes the giant HellGate in the sky), then goes on an [[CharacterFilibuster an extremely detailed time talking]] about armor and swords, after which she talks about how much of a nuisance [[BreadEggsMilkSquick horse shit is]], followed by talking about [[CallBack not liking an ocean]]...despite said waters being far away from the Hinterlands. Bonus points for the poor man subject to this "conversation" doing everything he can to not fuck up with anything he says.

** Why did Arturia never bother cooking in her era despite [[SupremeChef displaying more than sufficient skills?]] [[BigEater She HATES sharing food.]] She even has thoughts of invoking the ''[[DisproportionateRetribution death penalty]]'' for those who take her food!

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** Apparently, Varric got an front row seat to the dear Herald's attempts at ''[[SociallyAwkwardHero socializing]]''...which includes the weather (which now includes the giant HellGate in the sky), then goes on an [[CharacterFilibuster an extremely detailed time talking]] about armor and swords, after which she talks about how much of a nuisance [[BreadEggsMilkSquick horse shit is]], followed by talking about [[CallBack not liking an ocean]]...despite said waters [[ComicallyMissingThePoint being far away from the Hinterlands. Hinterlands.]] Bonus points for the poor man subject to this "conversation" doing everything he can to not fuck up with anything he says.

** Why did Arturia never bother cooking in her era despite [[SupremeChef displaying more than sufficient skills?]] [[BigEater She HATES sharing food.]] She even has thoughts of invoking the ''[[DisproportionateRetribution death penalty]]'' for those who take her food!food!

* Chapter 8:

** What was Arturia's to the the whole [[MakingLoveInAllTheWrongPlaces Ritts situation?]] Why, [[YouDidntSeeThat pretend she didn't see that]] and [[BenevolentBoss let Ritts continue to be with the Inquisition]] of course! [[PragmaticHero Why should she let such talent go to waste over a little incident?]]
--> '''Arturia''': I find it fascinating that this actually happened, how in the midst of the war, such, er...[[InsistentTerminology ''bond'']], [[SureLetsGoWithThat yes, we shall be going with that]], could actually be forged.

** Excalibur has decided to take it upon himself to organize Arturia's food diet...even though [[TalkingWeapon he's just an sword]] [[FridgeLogic and doesn't eat at all.]] Even better, is Arturia's reaction to when he states his intention to [[BerserkButton not have any gravy to go with her roasted turkey.]]
--> '''Arturia''': [[SeriousBusiness What madness has consumed you to ever put such blasphemy in my mind?!]]

* Chapter 10:

** What is Excalibur's reaction towards witnessing [[CityOfGold Val Royeaux]] for the first time? SeenItAll.

** Excalibur giving an EvilLaugh after witnessing one of the Templars punch out [[WouldHitAGirl Revered Mother Hevara.]]

** Sera meets Arturia for the first time, and what's the first thing she says to the latter?
--> '''Sera''': [[PintsizedPowerhouse You're a tiny thing, aren't you?]]

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