History Film / SweatyBeards

* ImplausibleFencingPowers: Jean Guillou fights equally well [[TheSouthpaw with both hands]] and can throw his RoyalRapier like a boomerang. Too bad nobody taught him no to [[OhCrap drop his sword, though.]]

All of the dialogue is done in an intentionallly exaggerated [[FunetikAksent "Swenglish"]] accent which can [[MostAnnoyingSound be a real chore to sit through, if you don't find it funny.]]

* ImplausibleFencingPowers: Jean Guillou fights equally well [[TheSouthpaw with both hands]] and can throw his RoyalRapier like a boomerang. Too bad nobody taught him no to [[OhCrap drop his sword, though.]]

'''Sweaty Beards''' is a 2010 Swedish movie which aims to answer the age-old question of what would happen if you mix [[HornyVikings Vikings]] with Creator/MontyPython and Film/TheKarateKid. Oswald is a fat, cowardly Viking living in 10th century Sweden. He's regularly bullied and abused by his peers for his failings, including his considerably more {{Badass}} brother Sigtrygg. One night, Oswald and Sigtryggs parents are murdered by the evil Finnish warrior, Perset Olale, so Sigtrygg and Oswald decide to seek out the help of [[OldMaster Kolskägg]], to awaken Oswalds latent powers as a [[TheBerserker Berserker]]. [[EpicFail This fails spectacularly]], not only causing Oswald to be outlawed, but leaving Sigtrygg halfdead as well. Oswald has no choice but to flee to Uppland, where he meets up with King Erik Widearm and the Uppland Freedom Army. Will Oswald be able to become a Berserker and reclaim his familys honor in the [[TournamentArc island deathmatch tournament?]]

* {{Badass}}: Perset Olale and Sigtrygg are probably the two straightest examples.
** The documentary filmmaker have earned this title, going through all of the movie [[MadeOfIron with a sword through his stomach]] and still managing to complete his documentary and ''fight Perset'' just for good measure.
** Oswald is a CrouchingMoronHiddenBadass and it takes a while before he weighs over if favor of the latter.

[[SoBadItsHorrible It wasn't very well recieved, either by critics or viewers.]] All of the dialogue is done in an intentionallly exaggerated [[FunetikAksent "Swenglish"]] accent which can [[MostAnnoyingSound be a real chore to sit through, if you don't find it funny.]]

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* FightSceneFailure: Every single one. It's a comedy, not an action movie.

* HeyItsThatGuy:
** Rapper Dogge Doggelito plays ''Jabbar Hamzah'', an Arabic warrior in Eric Widearms retinue.
** Per Andersson from Series/{{Grotesco}} narrates and plays several other roles.
** Ebbot Lundgren, the singer from rock band "The Soundtrack Of Our Lives" has a cameo as a [[TheBerserker Berserker]].

* DevilInPlainSight: In the tavern, Perset Olale calmly and clearly states who he is and that he killed Oswalds parents. Oswald promptly challenges him to a deathmatch... and then does the same thing too everyone else in the room.

'''Sweaty Beards''' is a 2010 Swedish movie which aims to answer the age-old question of what would happen if you mix [[HornyVikings Vikings]] with Creator/MontyPython and Film/TheKarateKid. Oswald is a fat, cowardly Viking living in 10th century Sweden. He's regularly bullied and abused by his peers for his failings, including his considerably more {{Badass}} brother Sigtrygg. One night, Oswald and Sigtryggs parents are murdered by the evil Finnish warrior Perset Olale so Sigtrygg and Oswald decide to seek out the help of [[OldMaster Kolskägg]] to awaken Oswalds latent powers as a [[TheBerserker Berserker]]. [[EpicFail This fails spectacularly]], not only causing Oswald to be outlawed, but leaving Sigtrygg halfdead as well. Oswald has no choice but to flee to Uppland, where he meets up with King Erik Widearm and the Uppland Freedom Army. Will Oswald be able to become a Berserker and reclaim his familys honor in the [[TournamentArc island deathmatch torunament?]]

[[SoBadItsHorrible It wasn't very well recieved by either critics or viewers.]] All of the dialogue is done in an intentionallly exaggerated [[FunetikAksent "Swenglish"]] accent which can [[MostAnnoyingSound be a real chore to sit through, if you don't find it funny.]]

** The documentary filmmaker have earned this title, going through all of the movie [[MadeOfIron with sword through his stomach]] and still managing to complete his documentary and ''fight Perset'' just for good measure.

** The documentary filmmaker catches a sword to th midsection from a random Viking because he mentioned Persets name.

'''Sweaty Beards''' is a 2010 Swedish movie which aims to answer the age-old question of what would happen if you mix [[HornyVikings Vikings]] with Creator/MontyPython and Film/TheKarateKid. Oswald is a fat, cowardly Viking living in 10th century Sweden. He's regularly bullied and abused by his peers for his failings, including his considerably more {{Badass}} brother Sigtrygg. One night, Oswald and Sigtryggs parents are murdered by the evil Finnish warrior Perset Olale so Sigtrygg and Oswald decide to seek out the help of [[OldMaster Kolskägg]] to awaken Oswalds latent powers as a [[TheBerserker Berserker]]. [[EpicFail This fails spectacularly]], not only causing Oswald to be outlawed, but leaving Sigtrygg halfdead as well. Oswald has no choice but to flee to Uppland, where he meets up with King Erik Widearm and the Uppland Freedom Army. Will Oswald be able to become a Berserker and reclaim his familys honor in the [[TournamentArc island deathmtch torunament?]]

'''Sweaty Beards''' is a 2010 Swedish movie which aims to answer the age-old question of what would happen if you mix [[HornyVikings Vikings]] with Creator/MontyPython and Film/TheKarateKid. Oswald is a fat, cowardly Viking living in 10th century Sweden. He's regularly bullied and abused by his peers for his failings, including his considerably more {{Badass}} brother Sigtrygg. One night, Oswald and Sigtryggs parents are murdered by the evil Finnish warrior Perset Olale so Sigtrygg and Oswald decide to seek out the help of [[OldMaster Kolskägg]] to awaken Oswalds latent powers as a [[TheBerserker Berserker]]. [[EpicFail This fails spectacularly]], not only causing Oswald to be outlawed, but leaving Sigtrygg halfdead as well. Oswald has no choice but to flee to Uppland, where he meets up with King Erik Widearm and the Uppland Freedom Army. Will Oswald be able to become a Berserker and reclaim his familys honor?